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>>34707553
>Its another anon runs into his crush, proceeds to talk to her for an hour, then have to hear about this guy shes sleeping with episode

the fact you have hung all of your happiness, hopes, and dreams on one single girl who (I'm assuming) does not want you like that is the reason you are so miserable

She makes you that unhappy because you can't have her the way you want her? Cut her out of your life. Yeah it might be shitty at first, but you will be better for it.

Focus on yourself before you hinge your joy on a single person.
>nb4 bee urself
You know that bullshit that people have always told you? Where they say if you worry about yourself and focus on your life, a girl you want will eventually present herself to you. It's actually true.

She probably doesn't want you because you are desperate and openly crave her attention so much. Women fucking hate that shit, ESPECIALLY ones that have already decided they don't want to fuck you.

>>34707553
>it's another boost your feelgood chemicals through fantasizing so much that you forget that you were even fantasizing and just feel happy momentarily until the rumination kicks in and you plummet back down to your baseline depression instantly episode.

Go back to /b/ you furry fag

>>34707565
dont you mean /trash/?

Jimmerbingo

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What fembots dream about

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B.A.C.!
>drools

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Fembot pussy is reserved for BAC only

I dont understand your question. Rephrase.

What do you want help with?

>>34707623
Basically, should I start smoking weed again, or will it turn me into a dumb Normie?

>>34707811
What makes you think you will turn into a dumb Normie?

What are you now?

What do you wish you were?

Dont need*

blackjack is pretty easy to learn and win. won a tournament event tho i'm too young to play on the mainland after a week of practicing

blackjack is pretty simple if you ask me, all you have to do is get as close to as you can to 21, by either hitting (wanting to get another card) or standing.if the dealer then has higher cards than yours, you lose. if you go over 21, you lose. simple as that. sort of.
tl:dr look into blackjack

>>34707473
>I bet you nobody here knows the worst feel

Of looking like a fucking faggot?

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>>34707492
Faggots look more masculine than me

just dress like a man, and cut your hair like a man.

worst case scenario, you pass for a butch dike and get a gf anyway, and convert her to the straight side.

>>34707450
Facebook.

Granolio.

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>>34707450
Dank memes and how they changed the world

We're the Internet Age.

Children from this generation are pretty much the first to often regularly talk to people on the other side of the planet on a regular basis. I know a 16 year old French girl who talks to people from Russia to New Zealand to Mauritius to Kenya and so on. For the first time it's a common experience to see other countries as they actually appear, in HD photography\video, only days or even hours or minutes after these photos\videos are taken, rather than how it was when I was a teenager in the 90's - where you see low quality, blurry 480p footage on a TV screen that may have been recorded at best months ago, but probably years ago in the country you're watching.

kill yourself

oreganolleo

>>34707430
why
oranguatan

>>34707489

just wanted to make a shitty reply

In all honestly, you will be better off cutting your losses and focusing on yourself. 9/10 she aint gonna take you out of the friendzone, and if she does, it's gonna be out of pitty and it's not gonna last and it's gonna end messy and you will end up even unhappier than you were before

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>just fuck up my shit family

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>not posting his drunk AMA
dude wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHWsDlUflLs

>>34707354
He's pretty based. Is he ever going to do a debate with Millennial Woes?

Just be yourself anon! It's not hard!

:)))

>>34707316
You seem to lack the needed social skills to do that. I'd suggest that you practice talking and spending time with people more often. Doesn't matter if you do that in real life or on the internet. If you think that you are ready, try to start a conversation with a girl that you find sympathetic. Don't get discouraged if you don't succeed with the first girl you're talking with. And remember: be polite and try to smile

>>34707564
The problem is, whenever I go I need to stay close to people I know, I never can go by myself.

>>34707246
>Reddit personals
What's that? Dating up for redditors?

>>34707246
because reddit is filled with fucking idiots

>>34707259
yes
fedora wannabe-normies
beta nu males and ugly femi idiots

>>34707262
but there are so many i'm sure you canf ind one why hate the entire site

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pretty sure it's light molestation of anon's younger sisters, desu

>>34707219
Big roleplaying community, honestly it's impressive. I feel like a few of the posters have to be actually telling the truth but their stuff is more real life and less smut. I lurked for a while, for some it's a way to vent about their family related struggles, others it's a way to be creative and socialize. It's got a lot of hidden tension though. It's funny how quickly they turn on each other if it gets a little ugly.

>>34707281
>>34707252
most of it is RP and tripfag circle jerk I was looking for one to actually post an experience I just had

>older sister living in country abroad to study
>asks me to call nintendo support to ask about content on her 3ds for fire emblem
>call takes 45 mins but I succeed, now we wait
>she gives me virtual headpats and says im the best otouto ever
>offers me a sexual favor
d-do I take it? I think she means pictures but nothing extreme or too lewd, she wont be back for a few years so its online.

>pleasuring a chad

a fate worse than death

>>34707165
Well, Chads have flaws
What we should do is turn 100% of men into sissies and engineer a new breed of super Chads and mega Tyrones
t. Stacy

>>34707165
Sorry you were neglected by your shitty parents OP but turning into your mother won't fix your issues

Get out. You are NOT welcome here.

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>>34707131
I want to get cucked by an Asian guy.

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Not exactly a cuck fantasy, but I'd like to be someone's second bf, like her primary bf would fuck her, buy her stuff, take her out on dates, etc. while I'd cuddle and watch movies with her while he's at work and do things with her he won't like go shopping, go to the spa, or whatever else. I'd never fuck her, but they would let me watch while they fuck.

>>34707129
Yes it does. Money can buy you almost anything. Gf cheats on you? Who cares you can easily replace her.

No friends? You don't need them. Everyone respects you and bows down to you.

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>>34707129
That's okay, OP. You can always give your money to me.

>>34707191
>she'll never love you
>you can't have a night out with your friends just having a good laugh and drinking beer
>you'll never know whos there because she/he likes you and whos there because she/he wants your money.