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>>29734581
We just had a lewd thread like two weeks ago.

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>>29734581
>socks
>sfw

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>>29734597
And that's 2 weeks too long.

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First for griffons are good and we need more of them.

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I want to sexual Horsey McGee!

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FIRST FOR BEST GIRL

I want Sunset to whisper lewd jokes to Sci-twi.

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Would you cheer shimmy on as she competes in a fighting tournament?

http://pastebin.com/P77Z3w4T

A New Landscape Continued...

......

(Anon’s POV)

>You sit in silence.
>Applejack isn’t talking anymore, either.

>You feel bad for being morbidly curious
>and part of you now wishes she never told you what happened.
>Your chin wrinkles with anger and disgust, and you sigh heavily through clenched teeth

>She hadn’t even gotten to her scars, yet
>or the way she responded to you simply petting her on the head, thinking you wanted sex from her
>what happened after that to break her so badly
>or what happened to her little sister…
>Your fists clench so hard that your fingernails dig into your palms
>If you were angry at Applejack’s old master before, then you were furious now
>the thought of someone whipping a child, holding them hostage, made you sick

>She pinches her nose in between her hooves, and curls herself up.
>She shakes her head with her eyes closed

“I can’t, Master. Not now, I-I can’t say no more, please don’t make me…”

>There’s a squeak in her voice
>She shudders, and her tail covers up her belly
>God, it breaks your heart just to hear her ASK you not to force her to relive her trauma
>You quickly shake your head, holding up a hand to wave off her concerns

“No, Applejack. You’ve said enough… god…”

>>29684430
Good to see you've finally got a trip! Perhaps now would be a good time for you to make a pastebin too?

>>29684477
>You cover your face with your hand and rest your elbow on your knee
>You strangely find yourself looking over at her backside, which is still visible
>now, you suddenly have imagery behind the cause of those marks, and you bite your lip

>You know what she just said, but you can’t help yourself
>you have to ask
>you shyly point at her rump, and cringe as you ask the question

“Did… HE do that? To you?”

>Applejack’s hooves twitch, and her tail tucks in between her legs.
>You’re not even sure if she saw you point your finger
>however, she seems to know what you’re talking about anyway.

>You almost don’t notice it, but she nods.

“Yes.”

>Her eyes are glistening
>moist with unshed tears
>You feel a sinking in your gut, but also, anger in your heart
>As if you didn’t have enough reasons to hate her former master…

>It’s probably pathetic
>maybe counterproductive
>but you have to say something

“I’m sorry, Applejack.”

>>29681300
Authors:
Finished:
Buggernon's "Anon the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/u/Buggernon
Fiber's "Dragon Anon": http://pastebin.com/ADkW9G2Q
Kurgash's "Scholar with Scales": http://pastebin.com/u/Kurgash

Work In Progress:
Alcrowholic's "Mountainous": http://pastebin.com/7iJzrFDt
BizarreCoyote's "Rukodiora's Romp Around Equestria": http://pastebin.com/u/BizzarreCoyote
BlackRose's "Blackened": http://pastebin.com/9BiiAwiq
Bubblewolf's Crystal Draganon: https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dlbvjaz3emxv2h/Bubblewolf%20Crystalanon.txt?dl=0
(hosted on dropbox as a notepad file)
Clarissa's "No Fury at All": http://pastebin.com/U5q2gcBr
Dracononymous' "Deceitful (Not a) Dragon": http://pastebin.com/GQiUeKe7
Dragonlord Kolaghan's "The Gold Standard": http://pastebin.com/10Tytn1J
Harmonyrla's "Dragula": http://pastebin.com/m0i4tGEK
Punki's "Dazed": http://pastebin.com/ZStRTpMn
Sergeant Nonymous's "Anonymous the Wise Dragon": http://pastebin.com/CY698CQ0
Tambourine's My Tiny Ponies: http://pastebin.com/sBQrS8ZR
Treasure Mage's "Tonic the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/dbJ3Mnny
Woofr's "Reflection": http://pastebin.com/YUgjpmUL

Current Writefriends:
Punki
Woofr
Dragonlord Kolaghan
Treasure Mage
Clarissa
Hope
Primusings

Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29613057/

If you are a content creator, please use a name, and publish to a Google Doc or Pastebin so we can refer your work to someone.

For any newcomers, though The Gold Standard is my main green, I'm currently focusing on a cross over green, which is also in my pastebin.

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>>29681412
I think there are some pieces of missing writing on here.

>>29680764
There we go. My try on Flamel. What are your thoughs? The eyes and 'hair' might need a rework

>>29665395
This is my first time itt
What do you guys post and discuss in here?

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>>29665539
we post lovely pictures of the night princess

>>29665539
the moon. 1969 will rise again.

>>29664605
>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."

Live:
"Obsession" by Sea Urchin http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
"Magicless Anon" by MSG http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ
Undead:
"ArtifactAnon" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
"Anon's horn problem" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L
Dead:
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" by Ritefrend http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2 Forgot something there fella

>>29664605
What's this & how do I filter it?

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>>29664605
>make a new thread before the last hits bump limit
>AND you fuck up on the OP
Shut it down and try again when the last one hits 500

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Does that mean she taps a mean maple syrup!?

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>>29660827
Dawn of the first day. Fifteen days remain.

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>>29660838
>maple syrup
Is that what the kids call it these days?

>>29655968
>>29655953

>Surprise registers before curiosity and then suspicion.
“I’d told her how we first met. You know...with me kinda...pushing in here?”
>He nods.
“Yeah, so when I told her you’d agreed to come tonight, she wondered, after hearing how you were nervous about ponies, if I’d been a little too...eager.”
>Each word feels like you’re digging it out with a blunt spoon, but you’d finally said it all.
>He smiles slowly. That seems like a good sign.
>”And you say she’s my biggest fan?”
>You nod cautiously.
>”I gotta hand it to you, Rainbow. You’ve got me looking forward to this, a bit.”
>You let out a breath you hadn’t realized you’d been holding.
“Look, I’m really sorry I got carried away.”
>He waves away your apology.
>”It’s all good. At least there’ll be no surprises.”
>His slightly nervous laugh cuts short as you stiffen, wings ruffling as if to fly away fast.
>”Are you alright, Rainbow?”
“There’s...one more thing you should know.”
>His back stiffens as well.
>”What? What’s going on?”
>He’d find out eventually…
“Okay, just...don’t freak out…”
>Your words, so similar to his when you first met, makes you both pause for a moment before laughing softly together.
>”Okay, I’ll keep it together. What’s up?”
>You gather yourself and fix him with the same serious gaze he’d given you before.
“I’m one of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony. Loyalty.”
>The blood drains visibly from his face, and you can see his fingers digging into the cushions of the couch.
>”That isn’t funny…”
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner! It...it normally doesn’t come up, and you were so worried about Princess Celestia…”
>You trail off as he sways slightly and you quickly jump up and race over to get him a bottle of water from the minibar.
>He accepts it with trembling fingers, and drinks it down in one go.
>”You...you work...you’re part of that wea-”
“Don’t call it a weapon!”
>You immediately try to moderate the heat in your voice.
“It’s not like that.”

>>29655983
>You make yourself sit down across from him again as he tries to pull himself together.
“Twilight could tell you more...I don’t really know how it works. It’s just, our friendship. Our friendship coming together to...to hold things back. To stop the worst stuff that tries to hurt Equestria.”
>”Twilight? As in Princess Twilight?”
>You nod and he shudders.
“Anon, I’m telling you there’s no weapon. No grand conspiracy. If anypony’d know, I would. I’m in the Wonderbolts, and an Element of Harmony.”
>”Just...lemme sit a minute.”
>You clamp your mouth shut and watch him as he struggles with himself.
>”So you...and five others...use some kind of magic artifacts to protect Equestria...and you say it’s not a weapon. Celestia doesn’t use it to...control other things, countries?”
>You snort derisively making him jump.
“Sorry. But yeah. Princess Celestia hasn’t ever made us use them or even tried to. It only works when all six of us use it together anyway. And I’d never do anything like that.”
>He looks up at you surprised hearing that.
>”It only works if all of you..?”
>You nod.
“I told you. It’s our friendship that makes it work. All of us.”
>”But what about Nightmare Moon, and Discord, and that huge magic eating monster?”
>You wave your hoof at him.
“Tirek? Yeah, we’ve had to deal with some stuff. But Princess Luna is alright now, Discord’s a friend, and Tirek was sent back to Tartarus.”
>His eyes bulge.
>”You s-sent him to Tartarus?”
“Oh, no. That wasn’t us. We stopped him with the Elements after he absorbed all our magic, but he had originally escaped from Tartarus, so that’s where he went afterward.”
>He just stares at you.
>”A-and the Crystal Empire?”
>You shake your head.
“We were there, but that was all thanks to a big crystal heart powered by love. It stopped Sombra.”
>You see him silently mouth the words “...powered by love…”

>>29655998
“I mean...most of this is known. Maybe the details aren’t, but everypony has heard most of what’s gone on. I’m sure when you talk to the others…”
>His head jerks up.
>”The others...right…”
>His eyes take on that piercing look again.
>”Why’d you tell me all of this?”
>You shrug.
“It’s not a secret. I don’t think our names have ever been exactly shouted around, but it isn’t all hushed up or anything. I’m sure the others knew before I even met ‘em. You’d find out one way or another, and I figured it’d be better if I just told you.”
>He stares a moment more before nodding.
>”I don’t know, Rainbow. I don’t think you’re lying to me...but I just don’t know. It’s a lot to take in.”
>You return his nod sadly.
“Are you still gonna come tonight?”
>He pauses, flexing his hands slowly before nodding again.
>”Yeah. I think I should. I need...I should talk to these ponies.”
>You aren’t sure if this change in attitude is positive or not. But it’s something.
“Sure, Anon. We all wanna talk. It’s a few hours yet before the reservation.”
>He looks up at you quickly, almost his original self again.
>”Oh, I got a message from Windsong. She said the reservation is for nine, not eight.”
>He shuffles over to a writing desk and hands you a sheet of stationary.
>”It says to let you know too.”
>You read Windsong’s short message and set it down.
“Anon, I don’t want you to think I’m...I dunno, trying to manipulate you or something. I’m gonna go for now, and I’ll meet you for dinner at the restaurant, okay? That way you can talk, and listen, and ask what you want in front of all of us.”
>His face softens in a grateful smile.
>”Okay Rainbow. That’s a good idea. I’ll see you tonight.”
>You stand up and trot over to the door, pausing as you pull it open to look over your shoulder.
“Use the normal tie, the bowtie doesn’t look as good.”

>>29748617
Ask the flutter fags, dash fags, and rara fags.
Once done, acquire an extra thick skin, stop being such an autistic bitch, and realize they're not real and you're stuck in this hell.
With us

>>29748617
no, because while my waifu was based on a character shes also her own pony now with no affiliation to the show character beyond that initial spark.

and no one can change that.

>>29748617
Of course it hurts. But you know what to do: just deal with it. People who post things like that want you to feel insulted. Discard it as just that, an insult or just a shitpost, it means nothing. At the end of the day you know your waifu better than that, and it's your own feelings that matter.

>>29748465
Fuck you, marry my cousin, kill all three.

>>29748465
>w-we're NOT shitposting faggots, really!
stupid poochiefags

>>29748465
Fuck this game
Marry a glass of bleach
Kill yourself

>>29747299
who?

I miss PluckyNinja

Then why did you post fake one?

cock vore pon

>>29747276
New phone

>>29747276
some fucking faggot thinking he's funny when he's just a tired ass meme regurgitating bitch

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>>29747204
>humanized
>bimbo
>anthro
IT'S OP'S SPECIAL MOVE, THE TRIPLE FAGGOTRY THREAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

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>>29746998
Come on anon, join

for fuck sake anon I'm just going to bed, don't make it so late. Anyway last time I played I had a blast, hope some anons join you today

>>29747238
Fuck sleeping anon, that's for pussies. You need to play cards against humanity with horsefuckers on the internet