CYOA Discussion

>>29702446
First for my opinion of Cammy has been significantly reduced.

Second for Morami has remarkably poor judgement.

>>29702446
Anyone still have the "desperately forced meme" gif?

>>29702495
what's with the porcelain doll?

>>29702469
Yeah, but he realized it in hindsight. Cammy is the one determined to drag the corpse through the mud and it's Mora who is going to suffer for it.

>>29702491
right here my main man >>29702471

>>29702509
[Citation needed]

>>29702505
>>29702520
Nice art for Historical.

>>29702519
Cammy said they all considered it and would be okay with it, then he said that he didn't want to do it because of how others might take it, then he kept running and all posts since then have been in his style. Some with his art too. In secret club Zenith mentioned other ideas on how to fix it. None of those got used. Also Zenith and Mora both admit that mistakes were made and Cammy still blames the players. That enough for you?

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I normally don't like dragging secret club shit into the general but you all should know that the only guy who supports keeping the rape version instead of restarting is iFag

>>29702454
>having a positive opinion of them to begin with
He was always a fag

>>29702585
Yeah but now his faggotry is actively hurting others

Lis, why did you ruin everything for everyone by not finishing ITW?

Couldn't all this drama have been adverted if the Qm discussed about the problem here instead of sekrit?

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>last thread

>>29702594
It was actively hurting me on the inside every time I got >Cammy pls-d for being a rude asshole.

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>>29702630
>this whole thing

>>29702630
>shit QM
>general fucked
>fuck CYOA
>nothing good
>fucking shitposts
>players bad
>fun memes
>stupid piney still retarded
This one had a bunch of fun ones

>>29702614
No. Here it is easier for iFag to samefag and that's what made him think anyone wanted this.

>>29702643
This but also despair.

>>29702630
>PEOPLE WANT SHIT

>>29702630
>Anything deserve stop already

>>29702630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0

>>29702465
I think you are talking to 2 anons.

I do not play the quest but it seems those who think the mc is a bad guy go full Celestia did nothing wrong while the pro Luna side is more Celestia is bad and maybe luna has some problems to.

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We are going retcon.

>>29702552
>Cammy said they all considered it and would be okay with it, then he said that he didn't want to do it because of how others might take it
Wrong. We considered the idea but hesitated because we hadn't seen enough support for it.
>then he kept running and all posts since then have been in his style Some with his art too.
You mean in the quest? Nop. We take turns alphabetically.
>. In secret club Zenith mentioned other ideas on how to fix it. None of those got used.
I haven't entered the klub for about twenty hours now.
>Also Zenith and Mora both admit that mistakes were made and Cammy still blames the players
What? See >>29698814
There were mistakes on all parties. What I advocate for is to stop pointing fingers, since it serves no purpose.
>>29702635
I don't remember any Cammy Pls anywhere.
>>29702614
We barely discussed it in the klub. Most of the talk on it was people trying to figure out who we were at first.

You are just making shit up. Or are you really that desperate to find a villain in the bad drama all of this has been?

>>29702572
Only
there were 2 of us in support of it you faggot.
>le ebin if ifag thinks something that means it is wrong maymay.

>>29702614
Yes
Fuck sekrit.

I'm annoyed that Custos Luna didn't get bumped last night.

>>29702446
Whatever happened to that Power Ponies CYOA?

>>29702707
About sekrit. So didn't you guys talk together before going with the rape suggestion?

>>29702709
>ifag
>not wrong
Pick one.

>>29702723
You mean Super? It finished.

>>29702723
It finished.

>>29702707
Fine. Even if all that was stuff I got wrong you are still the guy who keeps coming in here and starting shit about ITW with your trip on. Each time you did it you got a ton of responses that were all negative. Both of the other guys let it go and you're the one keeping it from blowing over.

>>29702709
>The two rape shitposters are the only ones against a retcon
Wow, I'm shocked.

>>29702723
If only there was some way you could keep track of CYOAs and their status.

>>29702707
>I don't remember any Cammy Pls anywhere.
Don't fucking (You) at me you fuck.
I believe they mostly occurred at the ends of dying threads, and they weren't recent events. They also didn't happen often. Just a couple times, enough to piss me off.

>>29702707
I agree with you that anon was talking out of his ass but you still sound like a dick.

>>29702630
>shitpost time

Active threads

Nebula: >>29655713
Kingdom Hearts: >>29598051
Space: >>29692941
Slave: >>29684451
Hail: >>29696978
Age of Strife: >>29699901
Frostbitten: >>29694208
Into the White: >>29687031
Warrant: >>29609479
EWE: >>29522710
Alchemy: >>29534009
Fair Winds: >>29684829
Do No Harm: >>29579747
Miracle: >>29693911

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>>29702552
>>29702738
Y'all can fuck right off with that finger point bullshit.
Mistakes were made on all parts and I REALLY do not fucking appreciate someone twisting my words to defame someone else, let alone a friend.
Quit dragging shit you don't have half a brain to think through properly from sekrit just to throw spears at someone you dislike you fucking goof.

>>29702663
>No. Here it is easier for iFag to samefag and that's what made him think anyone wanted this.
where does this ifag is a samefag meme come from?

>>29702764
benis

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>>29702721
>Custos died

>>29702773
All the samefagging ifag does.

>>29702745
ifag did not vote to rape anon.

>>29702773
It came from iFag samefagging like a fag and doing a very poor job at hiding his faggotry, as he is known to do, you blind fuck.

>>29702773
From you being a samefag, iFag.

>>29702707
I have been trying to stay out of this, but I really want to respond to one thing you said.
>I haven't entered the klub for about twenty hours now.
Come back. We miss you. I know you might not want to speak to anyone right now, and I understand that, but it makes me feel bad to imagine you cutting yourself off from everyone else and just sitting on your own angry. Nobody is upset with you. This was hell for everyone involved.

>>29702764
You're a good friend, Zenith.

>>29702797
So are you. And yeah, Cammy should come back but only if he really wants to

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>Qms chimping out because their shit quest got called shit
>Trying to blame their players and also the samefag Ifag bogeyman
>Qms desperately pating each other's back to feel like they didn't screw up in epic proportions while they did

>>29702825
>tumblr

>>29702833
>I know this is true but I have nothing to defend myself

>>29702844
I don't need to defend anything since I'm not a qm

>>29702825
iFag does exist and he is a colossal faggot with very little grasp of the english language. He is also from Western Australia, so it wouldn't surprise me if his shitposting nature is unintentional.
Come to Sekrit sometime, see just how poor his grasp of of the language and ability to understand context are.

That other stuff is kinda blegh, though.

>>29702738
I've uses my trip on when my identity is relevant so that, in case I do something wrong, none of the others is blamed. But fine, if it pleases you.
I haven't been trying to start shit, my intent here is to bridge dialogue and correct missinformations because without that we wouldn't be able to solve anything. What else should I do when iFag runs rampant?

>>29702757
That sounds completely unrelated to how I've acted in this general. So far I've made an effort to, when talking in this general with my name on, be as reasonable as I possibly can. Doubly so when I am also talking in the name of two friends.

>>29702797
I'll go back in when I am not so upset. I already told you what bothered me, now what I need is some time. I'd rather we talked about personal stuff via PM.

>>29702773
So player from DH. He samfags alot.

>>29702851
Hey my grammar is getting better.

but yes I absolutely do not mean to troll. and I really am not a samefag.

>>29702707
>We are going retcon.
Are you starting over from the beginning or do I have to go read through it to find where you are picking up? Because I didn't play last time but I want to now as a show of support for you trying to fix things. I'd vote for from the beginning to distance the quest from all the drama of this last run but either way is fine I guess.

>>29702859
I'm not the one who cammy plsd myself, and I don't know why they did it. It was probably sekrit club faggotry.
All I know is that it pissed me off because it happened more than once, and gave me an excuse to rationalize my, at the time, irrational hate for you.

Jesus. Wow. I mostly breezed through most posts but wow.

1.) Players potentially throwing a hissy fit if a GM doesn't accept their shitpostong. Autistic screeching ensues.

2.) GM's having no choice but to accept shot posting as the non shitpostong players aren't on to play yet. More autistic screeching. Sources of screeching varies.

3.) Everyone knows about it at

4.) I'm feeling too lazy to consider who's to blame, except for ifag, and it's not worth my time. It's both the players and QM's faults.

5.) Everyone is screaming like an autist. Fifty percent of people who deny this are autistic fucks.

JUST DO ANOTHER FUCKING QUEST!

Here's a prompt: you just inherited the magic shop of your grandfather in hoofington. You go there, set up your store, meet people, and magical shenanigans ensues because gramps was a powerful but lunatic wizard.

>>29702891
>>29702893
I don't want the retcon. It seems to easy. If prefer to leave it there like a scare. To remind the players of their massive fuck ups.

>>29702907
Stop screaming like an autist please

>>29702912
Fuck it not any of those 3 but I might do that.

>>29702912
No one wants to do your prompt.

>>29702917
The only players who fucked up like it, so I'm not sure what your point is.

>>29702505
>>29702520
Woah! Where did this sudden high quality art fir AHP come from?

>if you don't want to retcon you voted to >rape.
ebin.

>>29702891
We continue from the present point with past events changed. How exactly they did will be explained explicitly in the next post.

>>29702893
I fail to see how this is relevant to all this, other than using me as a scapegoat for trite reasons.

>>29702937
Shut up iFag.

>>29702885
>everything in this post
Your grammar is still shit, and you only ever bother with punctuation when you don't want your samefagging to be obvious, and you still fuck that up. You also admitted to samefagging when I called you out once.
I refuse to believe you are serious. This is all just a big ruse by an extremely dedicated shitposter with too much free time. I'd tell you to get a hobby, but shitposting probably is your hobby.

>>29702912
nah

>>29702936
I commissioned the gif. The artist did a super nice job at it and has been a great person to work with. Fast too, I think I commissioned it two days ago?

>>29702946
I would have preferred starting over but I guess that's okay too. I'll go read the thread. Where should I stop and jump to the present?

So do we all agree that now is a good time to let this general die?

>>29702946
That sounds confusing. Are you sure you don't want to just skip back? I don't mind losing a bit of progress.

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>mfw I don't read shitty quests like ITW

>>29702946
>I fail to see how this is relevant
It's not. You just responded to my shitpost like it was anything serious and important, and kept questioning me on it even though it was clear from the beginning it was just shitposting that had nothing to do with anything you retards were arguing about.
Thanks for the (You)s, though, you fucking sperg.

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>>29702977
You're kidding right? It's been ages this thread hasn't been this alive and entertaining!

>>29702977
It was a good time to let it die the first time this thread was made, but I like it now. All these free (You)s and autists arguing over stupid shit for two days is hilarious.

>>29702986
I envy you.

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>the entire last thread and now this one
So should I just try running ItW again, or...?

>>29703008
Yes pls

>>29703008
Inept just join the whitely group :^)

>>29703008
I'd play it if it ran something like Daring Do, but the guys doing it haven't given up on it yet.

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>>29703008
Fuck no.
It's not worth the drama, just let it die.

>>29703008
Wait. You're the next gm? Cool! Into the Pixel, hoooooooooooooooo!

>>29703008
Sure, especially if you kill the player for stupid reasons and provide a fun pun mocking us like you used to. I could use some classic Inept.

>>29703027
Unless there are abandoned caverns, outposts, or homes, there won't be much Daring Do. I prefer survival.

>>29703008
Nah, run Paperpone instead.

>>29702950
>You also admitted to samefagging when I called you out once.
fucking when. most likely a flaseflagger.

Cyoa is my hobby.

>>29703041
This. So long as we get to restart from the point of death.

>>29702962
We gave the offer to turn a new leaf at >>29696471 , which I am thankful was accepted by the players.
>>29702981
Weeee thought you wanted a retcon? After that was what I offered and there wasn't any comments on a reset being better? We got the new post done like a minute ago and were proofreading it, so it'd be delayed until tomorrow.

>>29703008
If you promise me you'll ignore shitposts you have my full support over the current one.

>>29703060
Shut up iFag.

>>29702990
agreed

>>29703019
I'd rather avoid the stigma for now. It just seems like the current iteration of ItW is utterly fucked and is going to be for the foreseeable future. I don't know why this one CYOA is apparently cursed, but considering I really do like the idea and I followed the older iterations, it's saddening to see all the shit going on right now. Piney deserves better.

>>29703065
Well I personally wanted a restart. I would have been fine with skipping back. I guess a retcon would work too but that means that all the rape stuff and the posts after it still need to be read since you're continuing from the present and just changing it.

>>29703074
I don't really think getting squashed by a mammoth is considered better.

Guys I have an idea

WHat We do, like

In to the white

But Piney's a big mare because she finds teh magical mamoth stone

How does that sounds?

>>29703008
as long as you promise not to finish it.

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>Writing a story
>After the first chapter, it will turn into a CYOA
>So far, so good
>Get a ban because I posted a pastebin link
>Thread below me is pure shitposting
>Does not get a ban

>Decide to hang out in here
>It's drama about a quest
>Have not seen that ammount of drama since the bath-house scene in M&M's

Well, seeing as I have nothing to do but wait a day until I can post my story once again, can someone explain what's happening with this ''Into the White'' CYOA?

>>29703065
From everyone talking about losing progress I assumed we were skipping back to the deer and going a different direction from the shitpost.

>>29703066
>posts I don't like are shitposts.
sure the rape posts in itw were probably shitposts but you never know for sure after all the rape posts in shattered planes were genuine.

>>29703056
What's Paperpone?

>>29703065
I'm not sure I follow. Can you list the events that will actually be canon, and where Pine is now?

>>29703104
Please.
Stop.
Posting.

>>29703104
One was by someone who admitted it was a shitpost in club. The other was by iFag who is a living shitpost.

>>29703112

We will indeed be doing that, as soon as we are able to discern whether we are doing a full reset or just a retcon.

>>29703092
Deer rape

>>29703111
Something Inept is convinced the original qm will come back and talk to her about

>>29703065
Forgot the link: https://strawpoll.com/dbbz573

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>>29703130
>Deer rape
THAT'S FUCKING IT?!
THIS IS CONSIDERED NORMAL ON /K/, WHY IS EVERYONE LOSING THEIR SHIT FOR IT?!

>>29703130
Yeah, deer rape. If you're going to take, you gotta do it right and not like that one stupid shitposter. You gun it when they're alone and not in a group. That increases their chances to defend themselves.

>>29703134
No. You forgot to add a third choice. The third being we continue on as is.

>>29703092
>Get a ban because I posted a pastebin link
wut

>>29703136
Because the Qm treated it like a normal comand and not a joke

It's kinda sad we now have QMs who don't know how to deal with ">rape" shitpost suggestion. That's supposed to be the basics.

>>29703136
Autism and retardation.

>>29703136
People saw it as disrespectful.
Imagine Frostbitten getting a reboot and the first thing we do is rape Misty.

>>29703111
A bump quest that's deader than Inept's hopes and dreams.

>>29703147

No. Don't even start.

>>29703151
I'm sorry for being a retard.
You all deserve better.
Piney deserves better.
I'm sorry.

>>29703160
but she deserves it

>>29703178
I forgive you. Now move on and only remember >>29702505 and >>29702520 from today.

>>29703178
I know you're a good QM, even if I didn't play this shitstorm. Live and learn yaknow?

>>29703092
>Get a ban because I posted a pastebin link
What.

>>29703178
Don't feel bad. Feel happy. Look at the way the strawpoll is going. You get to start over and do it right. We get to start over and do it right from our end too. Everything will be okay.

>>29703092
>Have not seen that ammount of drama since the bath-house scene in M&M's
I have seen that mentioned a bit what happened there and what was the drama?

>>29703117
You know I usually doubt that things are ifag but it does seem like the person calling it an edge quest and one of the people voting to rape were the same people.

>>29703249
Your mere existence is painful to me.

>>29703138
The guy who suggested it meant to rape the stag anyway.

>>29703249
Shut up, iFag.

>>29703290
Who the fuck are you and why do you think anyone gives a fuck.

>>29703134
No option for not changing anything

>>29703279
>>29703290
>namefagging for no reason
Who the fuck are you. Your posts leave a bad taste in my everything. Shut up, jewfag

Hydras have no booty. Know their pain.

>>29703309
None at all? Does that mean they can't enjoy sitting in comfy chairs?

>>29703290
Good news then. We voted overwhelmingly for restart. Now there is nothing left of the old thread to leave a bad taste in your mouth.

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>>29703148
>>29703230
I know, I know
Fuck Hispachan

Has anything good ever come from sekrit for this general?

>>29703363
Not that I can remember.

>>29703333
A shit ton of Hiji's art.
Cammy learning to draw and filling requests for this thread.
Doxel being more subtle on his writing style.
Mora fixing the issues A Historical had at the beginning.
iFag being confirmed to be an australian, which is a wellspring of keks.
The general aspect of artists interacting with each other, hence improving as artists.

>>29703178
You did nothing wrong.

>>29703092
>he wasn't around for "ASEXUAL REEEEEEE"

>>29703081
Rape a mammoth you say? I can get behind that.

>>29703380
Did you mean to reply to this? >>29703363

>>29703343
Oh it was not 4chan.
what the fuck do those beans have against pastebin.

>>29703401
Yeah.

>>29703363
They helped ifag improve his grammar.

A LOT.

>>29703380
>Mora fixing the issues A Historical had at the beginning.
What problem?

>>29703410
They didn't do a very good job.

>>29703386
I think a lot of people here do not know what asexual means. I was against it in shattered planes but half of them seemed to think anon meant reproducing asexualy (including the qm)

>>29703380
>>The general aspect of artists interacting with each other, hence improving as artists.
Yeah, Cuz that happens.

>>29703422
It helped Cain with his perspective issues.

>>29703418
What is it about your posts iFag, that make them so authentically yours?

>>29703434
It's an artful kind of idiocy.

>>29703422
>hijistream where he had folks doing figure drawing

>>29703411
It being a waifu simulator.

>>29703413

It's a big job.

>>29703439

Having the MC be a blank slate with amnesia... In the body of another blank slate MC.

I think I have a new sonfu.
>>29703430

>>29703446
Hey, I was the one who helped with that. I know because Jeff freaked the fuck out at me.

>>29703463

SO IT WAS YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH
You're an okay person, and I'm not mad.

>>29703440
4u

>>29703473
if (i) fix your punctuation will you die,

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>>29609479

>>29703487
it would be extremerly pain filled

>>29703418
No, they told you to fuck off because they didn't want to be asexual.

>>29703502
>reading comprehension
I said I was against it retard but the fact is the qm thought anon meant reproduction.

>>29703508
Yeah, it seem like a lot of the time you get told to fuck off you claim it's some other guy but you totally understand why he wanted it and everyone that disagreed was retarded.

Fuck off retard.

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>>29703404
Good fucking question

Peers in, sees his quest still in the general list.

... At least I haven't killed EWE yet.

And we broke 500 posts on the thread.

I feel proud of myself, despite it being shit.

>>29703520
Anon who suggested it here you are not talking to me.

>>29703528
Your existence makes the world bleaker than a Lovecraft story.

>>29703528
Your posts make me sadder than that one fags posts about Choosie.

>>29703528

Your presence on this plane of existence makes the light of life and hope just a bit dimmer.

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>this entire thing

>>29703578
You did good Anon.

>>29703658
>>29703578
God bless you both.

>>29703658
>implying choosie doesn't love this shit

>>29703724
Imagine Choosie just bathing in shitposting, enjoying every second.

Hijacker art school:
https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin

>>29703925

This is 4 honor, not 4 art.

So, this is the power of /cyoa/

It was nice knowing you all but this entire thing reminded me just how stupid you all are and how idiotic club is so I will be going now I just don't think it is worth the effrot.

>>29704258
Later iFag, don't come back this time.

>>29704258
You frequent lying makes me doubt that.

>>29704258
Every time I read one of your posts, I kill a baby in case it might grow to be like you.

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>Try to appeal my ban
>While waiting for it, play Hotline Miami
>Time goes on, check if I'm unbanned
>Worked
>Try to post my story once again
>Get banned for spam
>What got me banned was a .png picture of Spifire
>mfw explaining this to the moderation team

Oh good, it's one of ''those'' days

>>29704258
Ok. Pls go stay go this time, you flaming faggot.

>>29704281
What's with the Mexican 4chan? Do they just hate fun?

>>29704281
Maybe it's a sign. A sign that you shouldn't bother.

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>>29704281
Sounds like a shithole.

Commit sudoku

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>>29704296
You know the drama this thread had just a couple of minutes ago? In there, it's 10 times worse. Just for comparison:
This general
>The M&M's drama started as a debate on ''Should we have sex in the bath-house?''
>It lasted for a couple of days (maybe even a week) before Hero finally solved this problem
>No mayor consecuences where had

>The Abuse drama started when a guy used and abused a drawfag, by making these weird and gory requests. It was all fine until he claimed the drawfag belonged to no one but him
>For the following months, the ''Abuse fag'' shitposted on every thread, and others (me included) tried our best to save the threads from extinction. Eventually, the board we worked so hard on deffending splitted in 2. The drama, however, did not end. It grew like a cancer on the Art and Pony board. We now have 4 different variations of the original Abuse fag, shitposting and causing trouble. The drama has not ended
>Many drawfags and writefags leaved, some anons still have nightmares of the day it all started. Further investigation suggests that the drama comes all the way from /yeh/. The drama is, to this day, still present, and has not been solved yet

The main difference is, the drama in this general ends within a couple of threads, while in my board, it's like an iceberg, waiting to sink a thread
>>29704302
If I tried on another place, I would get instantly praised by underages who haven't even heard of El Ingenioso Hidalgo don Quijote de La Mancha
Posting my story there, hoping to get some criticism, good or bad, is my only way to improve on writting

>>29704503
im confused how it split the board in two; why would anyone side with a guy who wants a personal monopoly on someones content?

Quick, I need a prompt for the world's shortest cyoa.

>>29704686
you accidentally sat on your prized MLH figurine, it penetrated and you can't get it out.

>>29704686
Boop the horse quest

You see a horse in front of you, its snout undefended.
Do you:
A: Boop the horse
B: Boop the horse
C: Let the horse boop you

>>29704686
You dropped your keys and need to pick them up.

>>29704686
You feel like you have to poo, but nothing comes out when you sit on the toilet.

>>29704686
Hotline Miami CYOA

It ends when the players fuck it up, and the MC dies

>>29704686
the cyoa equivalent of I Wanna Be the Guy, but with permadeath

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I like this one.

>>29704701

>Be horse.
>There you were, having a nice beautiful life, enjoying the day.
>When you took your keys out of your horse pocket to open your front door.
>WHEN SUDDENLY
>IT HAPPENED

>YOUR KEYS FELL OUT OF YOUR CLUMSY HORSE HOOVES
>OH SWEET CELESTIA
>THEY'RE ON THE GROUND.
>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!?!?

>>29704686
Non-unicorn pony opening jar.

>>29704767
Neigh in distress

>>29704767
Try to call the police. Then realize this is horse land and there are no police.

>>29704767
Accidentally teleport the keys into your house when you try levitating it.

>>29704767
Start crying and yell out for your mother

>>29704767
Pick up keys. Go to work. Have a good day. Meet a mare. Fall in love. Get married. Raise foals. Live happily ever after.

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>>29704767
You can't do anything right you horse. You can pick them up with your hooves. You messed it up. Just like your life.

>>29704800
*can't

Hey guys, things were getting a little out of hand in the last thread so I took my own advice and fucked off for a while.... are we all friends again yet? Should I read the last 600 posts or can I just pick up here and act like it never happened?

>>29704819
Who the fuck are you and why should I care

>>29704819
You're my friend.

>>29704767
Lick doorknob seductively until it opens for you.

>>29704767
Immediately panic. Kick the keys under the door in your panic.

>>29704819
We were never friends, and I still hate you.

>>29704829
I'm this guys friend.
>>29704830
Thanks friend.

>>29704839
I'd be your friend too, but I'm too busy being a massive faggot. Maybe some other time.

>>29704767
Panic.

>>29704839
You're welcome friend. Let's go chill and do friend things.

>>29704819
It's all fine now. They're rebooting and no more shitposts will be used. Most of the general doesn't seem to care one way or another any more. Now shut up and get in on this sweet dropped keys quest.

>>29704837
That really hurts coming from you, I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll take time to really think about things.

>>29704819
I'll suck your sick

>>29704856
ew

>>29704853
K bye.

>>29704860
The wierd thing is that I'm actually covered in open sores too.

>>29704845
Cool, thanks, ignore that open wound thing I just said, they're not contagious.

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Sorry about no thread, I swear I'm not going to just stop and die. At least I'm saying this to pressure myself into not dropping off the face of he internet.
Anyway it took me way too long to put together the assets for the new thread which I'm still not happy with but have given up on at this point. So tomorrow, I guess. Either way sorry about being very unreliable in the last few weeks or months. I'm not sure how to change things at this time.

>>29704885
It's fine Bath. Fix your car and shit first.

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>>29704781
>>29704784
>>29704788
>>29704834
>>29704844

>Horse engages panic mode.
>You begin kicking and whinnying and raising up a storm of complaints and general frustrations.
>How could this happen to you! This wasn't fair!
>No pony ever deserved something like this!
>You cry out for your mother, but she isn't there.
>You cry out for the horse police, but your phone is inside your house.
>You kick the keys away in frustration.
>Had you not had a raised stair into your home, you may have just kicked them straight under the door.
>Then you'd never get in!

>You continue your panic attack.
>You were just a lone horse, isolated in an uncaring world.
>Those keys were the only constant thing that had stuck with you since you were a foal, and you had just dropped them!
>What if you could never pick them up again?
>What if every time you tried, your hooves slipped away, unsuccessful, just like all your endeavors and hopes in life.
>What if this was your life now?
>Staring at a dropped pair of keys, waiting to someday be dropped and left behind just as they were?

>N-No
>It couldn't end like this!
>T-There had to be something you could do!

>>29704885
You have a lot of reliability karma built up. You'd have tp start and drop at least 6 new quests before I'd even consider you iffy.

>>29704895
Attempt to RAISE THE KEYS from the ground.
With your ears.

>>29704895
Pick up the keys before this joke gets stale

>>29704895
Headbut the window and end it all with a glass shard.
What's the point in being such an ugly horse that can't even get into her own house without dropping her keys and having a panic attack.
Do yourself a favour and end it all. No one would miss you, they'd probably not even notice your gone.
Or just pick up your keys, unlock the door, and go cry in the shower.

>>29704895
nose them into the step and try to push them up the side.

>>29704895
This: >>29704904
Then this: >>29704792

>>29704895
Well shit, we could try picking them up with our tongue, but eghchhhh, then we would be licking the ground too. I don't know man, I think this is game over man, we-we're homeless now!

>>29704895
Things are going to be alright. Just pick up the keys and put them in the lock.

>>29704895
Stop.
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and go back to running Curse you huge fucking failure.

>>29704895
>>29704918
Woah, woah woah.....is the door locked?

>>29704926
DELET THIS

>>29704895
Cry

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>>29704902
>>29704904
>>29704905
>>29704906
>>29704792
>>29704910
>>29704912
>>29704918


>You have to try!
>Leaning down, you stick out your tongue-
>WAIT
>Then you'd be licking the ground!
>Eugh, that'd be so gross! You'd rather just break your window and cut yourself on the glass, ceasing the miserable excuse of a life you lived. How dare you even consider it a life, when you couldn't even pick up your own house keys.
>You bent down, bowing your head in failure.
>Your ear flicked as it contacted something.
>Hold on a second! You could use your ears to pick up the keys! It was genius! Nothing could go wrong!
>You flicked your head upwards and-
>The keys jingled as they flew off the corner of your flexible ear, coming down and beaning you on the snooter.

>For a second, time stopped as the keys hovered there, right before your eyes.
>Then, with the utmost skill, you perceived the truth.
>the keys were now just sitting there on your snooter.

>You gently stuck out your tongue, and tilted your head slightly to ensure they didn't slide too fast, before finally clasping your teeth shut gracefully against the cold metal ring.

>Y-You did it.
>A feeling of triumph and glee spread through, invigorating your very soul as you felt your hoofsies spring up and down, as you began to dance just the tiniest bit.

You picked up the keys.

>You trot forward, with a new outlook on life.
>You were never going to let anything hold you down ever again. You were NUMBER ONE!
>You could do ANYTHING.

>Your blood ran cold as you placed your hoof to your doorknob, and discovered the door had never been locked in the first place.
>At least you learned a valuable lesson about friendship that day.

>You should never drop your friends onto a cement floor and then try to pick them up with your tongue.

The end.

>>29704967
But, how do we turn the door knob? We can't grip with hooves, and we can't use our mouth cuz dirty.

>>29704967
I'm never been this satisfied in my life. Hooray!

>>29704967
I want an epilogue where Choosie has a nice day.

>>29704967
Neat. If I had a working printer, I might consider printing this story out and hanging it on my fridge, but then ultimately decide against the idea, as it would take effort, and instead just lie, and tell you I was going to print it out and hang it on my fridge without actually doing it, but I don't have a working printer, so I'll just tell you this instead, and tell you to have a nice rest of the day.
Have a nice rest of the day!

>>29704979
Naw man, you just put yout hoof on it and turn, pony magic.

>>29704984
I want an epilogue where Choosie has a worse day.

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>>29702934
I'm not that Anon but I have to say that Into the white was actually my first experience with your QMing. Honestly it felt like the forced humor was disrespectful to the tone and the jokes you included didn't really hit well either. I can't remember any specifics but I do remember a line about menstrual cramps that just made me groan.
So, yes, your version of into the white was really, really bad and it actually turned me away from playing your quests for quite some time. Even if you did manage to get those minecraft scenes built like I remember you talking about I don't think it would have been that great. Now keep in mind that later I tried to catch Threshold, but ultimately missed out since I was far too late to the game and I enjoyed FiT which I am glad I was able to catch up with and play before it ended and I am currently keeping current with GaT although I find myself without any meaningful input as a player at most times. So I know you are a much better QM, but your running of Into the White was just terrible, from what I remember.

Is it weird that I'm a QM who is just enjoying himself?

And not really... sad or depressed or anything?

>>29705036
Yes.

>>29705036
yes. You're a singularity, an anomaly in the tear between quests and boards

>>29705036
Shut up Doxel

>>29705036
Can we not?
>>29705051
Doxel's a QM now? Sign me up.

>>29705049
>>29705050
>>29705051
>>29705061
Not Doxel.
I just run EWE.

>>29705065
Weirdo.

>>29705071
Yes, I am.

>>29705073
Yes, you are.

>>29705076
Glad we agree, anon.

>>29705080
I am also glad that we agree.

>>29705073
I actually guessed that it was you, and now no one will ever know because I didn't say "shut up EoW"

>>29704686
You go grocery shopping right before dinner and come back home.

>>29705080
Wait, I have a theory. Do you frequent sekrit club?

>>29705088
Kinda dropped the ball there anon.

>>29705094
No. No I do not.

>>29705087
You should've totally called it.

Granted, I might not have shut up.

But you'd have called it.

>>29705103
No peer presure. No comparing and commiserating. I honestly think there's something to that. I like the sekrit club crowd, but I'd get too self conscious or self critical if I went there and ran a CYOA.

>>29705137
I've learned to tune a lot of shit out and just do what I want to do.

If I'm having fun and there's at least one other person having fun with me, it's all awesome.

Then again, the more the merrier.

>>29705065
I'll suck your dick

Is dyslexia, the QM of the Zodiac CYOA anywhere around here?

>>29705309
No.
I heard he died in a car accident from a reliable source.

>>29705309
He dead. I'm reliable.

Tell me about /cyoa/ anon.

>>29705434
it's shit

>>29705434
It's the best thread on 4chan.

>>29705434
It's a big general

>>29705460
I don't know if that counts for much.

>>29705211
Anon, pls, not in front of the other anons.

>>29702572
wait we have a discord?
invite please

>>29705319
>>29705429

what makes you say that?

>>29705814
I saw the police report.

>>29705652
"we" don't have shit. lurk more
there's an invite that doesn't expire in the related content link in the OP

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>>29705497

>>29704895
That's an OP image if I ever saw one. Sums this place up perfectly.

>>29705975
Please don't do that.

>>29705936

Link?

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>>29705985
>smug

Annnyway, yeah, that's a pretty well summed up OP image.

100% Panic over something that's not an issue...

>>29704503
>yeh
>Ya es hora still causes shiymt
Gas them.

>>29705993
oh wow, seriously?

>>29705036
Yes.
It is not a bad thing though we need more mentaly healthy qms.

>>29705434
It's pretty good but they are hung up on the idea every post they do not like is me ifag.

>>29705309
He said he would be back soon.

>>29705309

yes anon

>>29705319
>>29705429

can confirm ripip ;_;7

>>29705036

with a lot of the qms on here I get the idea that they are highly motivated people who want to achieve something, but ended up in a social position where they are spending hours of time writing pony fanfiction for whatever reason. I can see how that'd be depressing. In your case it seems like EWE is just such a good fit to personality / interests, it'd be a bit surprising if it depressed you to run it. personally, I use writing to help cope with my depression, it is really distracting and engaging.

>>29706398

DH is up again.

>>29706338
I'm sorry to hear about your death. Rest in peace.

>>29706403
Aaahnd it's gone again. Cain's paranoia got the best of him.

>>29706403
I'll suck your dick

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What decision or suggestion do you regret giving?

>>29706800
I regret lifting the ban on Australia.

I ship Horsey with Inept pone.

>>29706853
>shipping Inept with anyone

I ship Inept with Bugaboop

>>29707005

Could you not have gotten a non-blurry Tara?

>>29703658
>thinking this is max shitposting

This isn't even close.

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>>29707010

>>29707079
Stupidface strikes again.

Does Alchemy have big mares?

Resuming Miracle, or, infodump boogaloo: >>29707121
Updating Hail as soon as I am done with the infodumps.

>>29706908
She's my muse. I dream one day we may be angry together.

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Bonus: Lazily Colored Choosie

>>29707180
>Fill tool
pls

>>29707180
Most paint programs allow you to overfill by a pixel or two, which will make using the fill a lot less bad.

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>>29707180

>>29703658
>not an australian flag
(i) thought you loved me. Are you seeing another shitposter cyoa.

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How to fill gud:
1) Copy black and white drawing to any program worth shit
2) Set the black and white drawing layer to Multiply mode. This'll make thewhite effectivery transparent.
3) Make a layer under it
4) Use the fill tool in said layer, with overfilling set to a variable amount.
5) Screech autistically when the lines obviously don't touch each other so using fill once in the body also paints all of the background and a chunk of hte hair.
COLOUROROURURURURURUROOOUUURED.
https://files.catbox.moe/jt4zmb.psd in case I explained it badly enough.

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Whispen is a little mare.

>>29706800
>Panic and run into the woods before the angry mob finds your new appearence as an excuse to crucify you.

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>>29707417

>>29707417
oh

>>29706800
Not the time we charged them

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>>29707457
I still can't believe they snuck in that Whispen reference in Samurai Jack.

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>>29706338

Since I saw you struggling with the usage of vectors for the headers, I've decided to comission a little something during this weekend's convent for you.

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>>29707336
I used to use to use the linear burn setting back in the good ol' Lithy coloring days. Lis Line art is so clean you can do it this way.

1. Duplicate layer.
2. Set set 2nd layer to linear burn.
3. Sloppily paint all over.
4. Post about it and yet wonder if the other way is easier without actually trying it.
5. Realize you don't know and just wanted to post Lithys

>>29707655

Lithy sniffs highlighters

>>29707637
Noice

>>29707655
BLUEST MARE

>>29707655
damn lithy got a neck like a tree

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We're ready for more shattered planes! We're only 60 posts in with pictures for that quest, so it's still very easy to catch up if you haven't joined yet

>>29707741
>>29707730
>>29707724

>>29707677
I was just thinking that I bet Lithy has a secret drug habit too.
1.Trust fund kid
2. Stole her Dad's boat
3. Single changeling mother
4. Hooks up with equally impulsive Stallion
5. Lives the "adventure" life
6. Reads a lot of books, hours on end.
The signs are all there

>>29707784 a promise is a promise, I am not dead

>>29707800
Huzzah!

Discord is currently having outages, Sekrit is also on rizon on the #sekritclub channel.

>>29707995
Good, let it die.

>>29707995
Why not just have it on irc to begin with.

>>29708052
no dank emojis

>>29708052
Because Discord adds a ton of functionality.

>>29707798
Lithy's dad is gonna beat her ass when he finds out

>>29707798
>3. Single changeling mother
What?

>>29708100

Lithy's dad is actually Ava.
Lithy is actually Cuddle Bug.