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You guys didn't make the the thread while I was gone edition. I'd let it slide, but it's a full moon, damn it.

Pastebin is here: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6


The green has largely dried up temporarily, but the last thread was pretty good.

Serious question though, how much and when does Luna actually sleep? The show's answer is basically just "Whenever it's convenient to the plot", but considering at least part of her duties could literally be done in her sleep, does she ever bed down for part of the night to manage her subjects' dreams more hooves on? Or does she only rest during daylight hours?
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>>29665395
This is my first time itt
What do you guys post and discuss in here?
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>>29665539
we post lovely pictures of the night princess
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>>29665539
the moon. 1969 will rise again.
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>>29665395
I hang my head in shame for not noticing. Forgive me mistress Luna.
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>>29665395
waits its a full moon is there hanazuki this time
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>>29666062
Holy shit there out why did nobody tell me
thank you mummy luna you can cock vore me any time.
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>>29666062
>>29666330
Yeah, Hasbro accidentally uploaded an extra episode and took it down, but someone on /co/ snagged it.

https://mega.nz/#!VthwRL5R!-OYUBTq-A739-g__wY84IaO2iYO2iHCj8-2TVg1e3es
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Contribootin'
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>>29666347
Oh thanks anon.
Did you hear there is going to be a short before the mlp movie.
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>>29666365
Nope, didn't hear that. Good to know.
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Luna!
Because the best princess is the best!
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I love Nightmare Moon
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>>29666506
She totally is
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Does she act like princess when she's alone or just like any other pony?
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>>29665395
She's so fucking beautiful it hurts.
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>>29666384
Maybe luna will introduce the short and then never show up in the movie itself
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Love you Luna.
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>she will never wrap her giant and extremely soft wings around you

kill me
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>>29667145
That's a nice piece Anon. I'm surprised I've never seen it before.
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Brace yourself!
Her smile is contagious.
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>>29665539
Nothing
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>>29665395

I'm guessing she doesn't sleep much, most active people get by on little sleep. 6 hours should be more than sufficient for her.
So from dawn to noon, she takes her night-tea while Celestia eats breakfast, and eats breakfast when other ponies go for lunch. Does the bulk of her work while ponies sleep, and sleeps while most ponies work.
Special arrangements can be made in advance if she needs to be present for some morning ceremony.

An idea I had that fits quite nicely with the show, but that I doubt is entirely intended, is that Luna's magic allows her to divide her mind.
It's a direct necessity because of her dreamwalking ability, without a compartmentalized mind she couldn't visit even a fraction of the ponies in need of her guidance, and judging by her interaction with the CMC's dreams she dreamwalks quite liberally.
She's also very, very good at casting multiple spells simultaneously.
And a "fractured" mind out-of-control would help explain Nightmare Moon and to a lesser extent the Tantibus
Dunno. Just a though that occurred to me. If true a part of Luna's mind could rest while the rest is awake, and she'd rotate around.
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>>29665539
We post pictures of moon horse and discuss nothing
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moonbutt
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>>29668951
>moonbutt
also useful for sports.
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>>29669095
>"Anonymous, art thou certain that thy wishes not to join us in this game of beach volleyball?"
"I'm afraid that I'll have to decline princess. I'm not the best at sports, I'll just sit here and... watch."
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>>29666384
Why Samurai Jack ?
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>>29668299
Whoa, a prompt that got a response, awesome.

I actually really like the idea of Luna inventing a way to magically partition her mind. Kind of like you said, it fits in a lot of little ways, especially alongside the idea of Luna keeping an (otherwise healthy) pretty minimal sleep schedule. It's the kind of brilliant idea that rapidly spirals out of control when you've got enough power that magic can be substituted for dealing with your problems.

I like this more and more the further I think about it. It could even explain why the Elements work the way they do on Nightmare Moon. It's not just a blast of rainbow beam, it's magic that gives her a way to literally clear her head and bring these things back into internal harmony.
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>>29666638
There's a few things that at least strongly suggest that she's a lot more casual when she's not having to actively be royal.

In my mind, she's always a little bit more formal seeming in speech at least, just because of missing a lot of changes in language and such.
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best pone
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>>29670681
That's real cute.
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I want to tickle Luna with a turkey feather in a nonsexual way.
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>>29670010
Gotta keep my reaction folder up to date, nigga. That shit's hot off the presses.
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So, I'm going over my work with a big red pen, then I'm going to start this thing up again.

I swear to god, I'm going to finish what I started if it kills me.
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>>29671309
Hurray! good things can happen after all
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>>29666987
s-still the top u-unf...
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>>29671309
right on mate
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>>29671323
Thanks for having patience with me, anons.
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>>29668074
Fuck!
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Anyone else hoping for more Luna songs in S7? I loved "Luna's Future" in A Hearth Warming Tail. It had just the right amount of power in her voice, majestic yet not overbearing
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>>29671684
It was good. I don't think we'll be lucky enough to get one, but who knows .

>>29665395
I'd imagine that she rests properly during the day, and spends the night managing the sky and the dreams of ponies. She probably just pulls all-nighters (dayers?) when the plot demands that she shows up with the other princesses for something.
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Are there any fa/tg/uys here? I'm wondering if i should buy ponyfinder books. They're quite expensive and i'm not sure it they're any good.
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>>29671684
I'm always down for more Luna.
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>>29672628
Haven't tried PonyFinder but you could always wait for Tails of Equestria, theofficial MLP FiM RPG that comes out soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGpI16q9beA
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>>29672628

Fa/tg/uy here, ponyfinder is very poorly balanced, even within the same niche, and enforces a lot of "bad and demonstrably false headcanon" even on template level. I rate it 2/5.

If you like pathfinder, I'd say you're much better off just homebrewing your own.
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>Celestia had Twilight as her student
>Twilight has Glimmer as her student

When will Luna get a student of her own? I want to see the Princess of the Night take somepony under her wing. Maybe some unicorn that know sleep related powers?
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>>29672815

I think you need to look at the bigger scope, Celestia took the mane6 as her "project" from Lesson Zero onward, and Luna is sort of doing the same for the CMC from S3 onward. She's more proactive than Celestia ever was, or at least that Celestia ever let on, but Luna is still guiding the CMC, providing sage advice and pushing them on.

IF Luna takes on a personal student in the same manner Celestia and to some extent Twilight did, I hope it's anything BUT a unicorn. Pegasus or bat, maybe?
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>>29672736
I'm more into D&D. Bought 5E books a few months back and I'd rather play something more in 5E style but homebrewing my own rules would take time and PonyFinder is the only "official" thing i've heard about.
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>>29673240

Don't for a second make the mistake of believing PonyFinder is anywhere near "official". It only exists because it was smart enough to NOT use copyrighted names and settings. (Set in Everglow as opposed to Equestria, for example), and it tries too damn hard to tie into Pathfinder in general, with the world being set close to the elemental planes, humanoid races existing, and all ponies being fey, and there's a heap of OC races too, like numerous magical and/or winged cats, redeemed hellhounds, satyr abominations, and even pony-warforged ("Ironhearts" or somesuch).
So, if you want something MLP-like you have to throw 75% of the crunch and 100% of the fluff out of the window.
Out of what's left, you'll probably need to rework earth ponies to be more playable and more in line with the canon show. For some reason they have worse ability scores than the other races, can't wield weapons properly, and in direct opposition to the show have innate arcane spell failure to top it off.

...Only after writing this do I realize you were probably talking about "official" Pathfinder material, not "official" MLP material. In which case you're right.
Nevermind, argument still applies. To make PonyFinder workable outside of it's own wonky, distorted homebrew setting you have to redo so much and ignore even more you're better off doing it yourself and starting from scratch. I haven't had the opportunity to familiarize myself with 5e, my experience being limited to 3.pf and 4e, but a quick google search
shows dragonborn and kenku as playable races. Easiest would probably be to just refluff one (or both) of those into pegasus, find an elf or Planetouched or other caster-friendly race and say that those are unicorns, while humans, dwarves or similar are Earth ponies.

Or, hell, just use the human baseline for everyone, and have pegasi and unicorns spend a feat on wings and spell-like-ability telekinesis/cantrips. The show certainly has always been big on the races being equal
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Woon

>>29672948
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>>29673832
>tfw Luna's never been your waifu, but she always makes your top 5 pones
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I have only 2437 files of her
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>>29674002
You should dump em on imgur senpai
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>>29674002
>I have only 2437 files of her
Or pick out categories like cute, beautiful, regal, powerful, gloomy/sad and post the best in each category ITT.
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>>29673050
There was a Fic posted in the early FimFiction days were Luna takes Pipsqueek as her student as he was well adept at astronomy.
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"new" 2snacks vid has some decent image opportunities.
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>>29674002
Post it senpai. Mega, Imgur, or onedrive, I don't care. Just give us your pics
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>>29675549
Sounds interesting
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>>29675787
His new style is hella cute.
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>>29676559
Yeah, it is
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>>29676949
Better quality bro
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>>29675549
I remember a similar one, except she adopts him as her son
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>>29677402
Damn that's gorgeous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhbJpmKzYcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcqbNHXa_rs

have some midnight feels with me, friends.
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>>29676107
Nah, my collection is not perfect yet.
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ANGERY
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Got any good Luna promts for a random write-fag /moon/?
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>>29681507
Stahp!
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>>29682164
Luna discovers Celestia isn't actually her sister, but her mother, it was all a charade crafted by Celestia's parents because she got pregnant as a teen from a dragon or something like that (that's why nmm can grow fangs and bat-like wingtips) and didn't want to bring shame to their family and stuff.
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>>29682164

April is the Cruelest Month has a nice premise.

http://pastebin.com/FyJv1tJC

Haven't seen LensCap anywhere on this board since he abandoned this story if you want to try your hand at it.
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>>29682164
A village far has been discovered far north of the Crystal Kingdom. Celestia is tied up with intricate diplomatic talks with Saddle Arabia so Luna and her apprentice Anon gets the honor of being the ambassadors.
It turns out that the villagers worship the moon, as it is the only source of light for most of the year.
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>>29682423
Then it ends with Equestria developing nuclear bombs with the help of Anon and they send the filthy sandponies to hell.
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>>29682164
Something comfy and simple, like Anon on a nightwalk with her.
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>>29682164
>Luna and Anon forms the first Aerial Mounted Strike Team to combat increased monster attacks

>The midwinter solstice, the time of the year when Celestia relinquishes the suns place in the sky for the moon for three whole days, is approaching. With mounting public pressure and stress levels riding high, can Luna cope with being the center of attention of the entire kingdom without letting hubris take root? It is up to Royal Consort Anon to make sure she does.
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>>29682164
Anon walks in on Luna sobbing and drinking alone. What could have turned this once majestic princess of the night into such a emotional wreck?
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>>29682164
Anon doesn't realize Luna is real and thinks she's a figment of his dreams.
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Why is she so majestic /mlp/? Old Sunbutt can't even compete with Luna's grace and regality
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>>29666812
I would love the first half of what you said it would be really fitting.
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>>29682391
>>29682412
>>29682628
>>29682679
>>29682724
>>29682786
Sorry, I cant even begin to write all of these promts, at least not right now. Give it a shot if anyone feels like it, there's some good ones.

>>29682423
Finished. Should I add porn or leave it out?
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>>29683247
add it obviously
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>>29683247
>Should I add porn or leave it out?
If you feel like it needs it. I'll read it with or without the porn
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>>29683212
Hello everybody I am glad you all came here today to watch our film.

as princess of the night moons are very special to me and as such it is my honor to present our pre show short HanaZuki.

then she waves her hand bringing on Hana.
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>>29683546
What is hanazuki and what does it have to do with ponies?
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>>29683575
https://youtu.be/wD3ooMwH69A
There is going to be a short before the mlp film.
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Oh /moon/~ I hope you like dominant Luna
>Your wings feel great as they cut through the air in front of you, bringing you a dozen feet from the ground as you glide freely towards you destination.
>Cold winds blow past you and send your mane in a free flowing spectacle behind you.
>A tight smile hugs your face. Gliding like this under your moon makes you feel so complete. It's been so long since you had a chance to just cut loose and enjoy flying like this.
>"Jesus fuck, Luna. Slow down!"
>You just wish everypony enjoyed it as much as you.
>Anon's hands grip around your neck tightly, his body pressed hard against yours, hugging you close. >Assumedly to ensure he doesn't fall off.
>You're holding him in place with your magic. But he doesn't need to know that.
>With a smile you draw even closer to the sheets of ice below you.
>Anon appears to be muttering something about how his friend 'God' will save him.
"Silly human, there is only one God here. And she will not save you."
>You pull up and backwards turning your forward momentum skyward as you do a vertical loop in the air.
>Anon squeals the whole way around. You can't help but chuckle at his baseless fear as you level out and slow down to a more stable speed.
>"I swear to your sister Luna, I'm sending you back to moon myself when we get home."
>You turn to stick your tongue out at him.
>The rest of the flight is restful and you soon see the central pyre you were told to look out for.
>The darkness makes it hard to make out the rest of the village built around the pyre, but you do manage to make out small houses lit with small magical flames. You assume they're magical. It would be difficult to get kerosene out here. The town is built on at the edge of a mountain.
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>>29684368
>"So why are we flying to this place at who-knows-what hour anyway? And why didn't we just take a nice, safe boat? They had plenty at the outpost harbor."
"If you wanted to take a boat fair Anonymous, you should have said! We are sure you would have a grand time sailing through the ice sheets of the northern wastes. Maybe you could have fought one of the wandering boat eating Scylla too?"
>Anon grumbles as he pulls his face into the back of your neck. "*grumble*... fight you..."
>With delicate flaps you slow down and land with a soft *clop* on the ground.
>Anon falls off of your side and prostrates himself on the ground.
>"Thank you glorious earth gods for returning me to your favor."
>You stare confused as he rubs himself on the ground, covering himself in snow as he does.
>What a silly human.
>You turn and scan the area around you. Although there is little light you make the houses out much clearer now.
>They look... modern?
>Huh, you kind of expected this place to be stuck in the Bronze Age, what with being cut off from the rest of the world for so long.
>The houses look to be made out of the local wood and even show signs of brick and mortar. From the glows emanating within the homes, you assume they must have interior light sources and fireplaces to keep them heated.
>Whispers grow around you as doors open and ponies flow out to meet you under the pyre.
>Small pockets of ponies connect to form a small crowd now surrounding you and Anon.
>.. who is still hugging the ground... licking it in fact, rather sensually.
>You lightly kick his side.
>"Who- what?"
>He pulls himself up and stares at the crowd now surrounding the two of you.
>"Aww, crap."
>Why did your sister tell you to bring him again?
>He starts to mutter "Please don't eat ape." over and over again under his breath.
>Oh yes! To entertain you.
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>>29684378
>You clear your throat to address the crowd. They all stop whispering simultaneously.
"Dear ponies of... uh, this beautiful town."
>Good save.
"We are Princess Luna of the Equestrian Empire, co-ruler of the most powerful country on the planet, esteemed diplomat and Almighty Deity of the moon."
"Oh and this is my ape consort Anonymous."
>Anonymous gives a weak wave while trying to make himself look small.
"And we have come here this fine night on a diplomatic mission of great importance, to open communications between our great peoples and to foster a peaceful relationship going forward."
>You smile to yourself and look out into the crowd.
>Well there's no cheering, perhaps they're building up to it?
>The crowd seems to part in the middle as an aged pony steps forward at a snail's pace.
>His mane is tinted grey with age, his coat a dull red.
>After finally making his way 5 feet in front of you he stops to address you.
>"Uh, pardon me missy, but did you jus' say you were the 'deity of the moon'?"
"The Mighty Deity of the Moon" You correct. "But yes I am the ruler of the moon and control its astral path."
>There is silence for a brief moment before the entire crowd erupts into a loud cheer and rush you and Anon.
>Anon tries to shield himself but is quickly overrun and flung into the air by the ponies, as are you.
>You look forward stunned as the ponies continue to cheer and hold you above their heads.
>"The moon has come, come to save us!" They cheered.
>Anon shouted loudly every time he was thrown into the air.
>"Woah-"
>"Hey-"
>"Stop-"
>"Shit-"
>"Why-"
>"Earth-"
>"Gods-"
>"Why?-"
>You flap your wings, taking off into the air and quickly swooping down next to the crowd.
"What is the meaning of this!?"
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>>29684391
>They stop cheering; now staring at you with fear in their eyes.
>Anon falls to the ground with a solid *thud*, no longer being caught by the ponies.
>He moans in pain as he lies on the ground.
>Lifting his hand in the air he groans out a quick: "I'm okay" before letting it fall back to the ground.
>The ponies continue to whisper like before, but you can make out their panicked tones now.
>"No, we angered to moon God."
>"She'll never save us now!"
>You look inquisitively at the ponies.
"Save you? From what?"
>The ponies all turn to stare at the side of the mountain the village was built next to.
>The old pony from before makes his way over to you again. You assume he must be the elder or mayor.
>"Oh Mighty Deity of the Moon Luna. The harsh winds recently kicked up a blizzard and covered the entrance to our interior farms that we had mined into the mountain."
>Really? They couldn't just dig through.
>"Try as we might we have failed to break through, and worry another avalanche may follow.
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>>29684408
>If we do not gain access to our farms soon, we will starve. We beseech thee oh Mighty Deity of the Moon Luna. Please open the farms to us again.
>Hmmm. Maybe this diplomatic meeting will actually go as well as you thought.
>Taking flight you glide near to the mountain entrance and hover in place.
>Noticing the huge build-up of snow higher up on the mountain you blast a spell at the upper half of it and watch it disappear entirely.
>Ha, if Celestia can dump stuff on your moon then you /will/ dump stuff in her sun.
>Charging your horn with large amounts of power you release and blast the huge amount of ice enclosing what you assume to be the farms.
>In a fiery explosion you break through the snow and can now see the pathways carved into the snow.
>Flying back to the crowd you are once again greeted by the sounds of cheering and joyous celebration.
>Landing on the ground the ponies immediately stop cheering and fall to the ground in and unified bow.
>Huh, this must be how Celestia feels when your ponies bow to her. It feels... nice.
>You notice Anon walk up by your side shaking snow from his head.
>"Well that's just wonderful Luna. You made some new friends and saved a town of starvation. Can we go now, my feet hurt?"
>One of the ponies from the crowd speaks out.
>"Oh! But you simply must stay. We have a suite designed just for when our Goddess would come visit us!"
>You smile.

>You lay with in a large wooden bath. Your back hooves resting on silken pillows as they are worked on by the local hoof stylists.
>Your hair is being brushed delicately by a dedicated servant as two more flank you waving large conjoined pine leaves to make sure you don't get too warm.
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>>29684423
>Your fore hooves are wrapped around your consort who lies naked against your heavenly body. >Anon may come up to your height vertically but makes the perfect little spoon when horizontal.
>Anon looks shy, not used to being in front of so many mares while naked before no doubt. His own hair stylist works on his short hair. The light blush but pouty expression showing how much he loves the attention, despite his embarrassment.
>"Another sip of our locally brewed plump helmet wine Mighty Deity of the Moon Luna?" Another servant holding 2 mugs on a platter asks.
>That title is pretty sweet too.
"Of course, dear subject."
>The mare puts the mug to your mouth as you taste the fine, aged beverage.
>"Uh Luna-"
>"Mighty Deity of the Moon Luna" a servant corrects.
>Anon deadpans. "Mighty Deity of the Moon Luna?.
>"Don't you think we should be getting back to Equestria Now? I'm not entirely comfortable being around this many mare-"
>You drag your mouth away from the mug and tilt his head back into your neck. Reaching your muzzle forward you tilt it down to kiss anon on the mouth.
>His eyes widen in surprise, his blush intensifying much like your own. You open your mouth and let the collected alcohol you held drip into his.
>He swallows heavily as you advance your broad tongue into his mouth.
>You dominate his tongue with your own, wrestling it into submission. His puny human tongue never stood a chance against your large pony intruder.
>Pulling away, a small sting of saliva connects your two mouths.
>Your face oozes confidence. You wear a commanding 'The moon is on top tonight' smile and a burning blush covers your cheeks.
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>>29684432
>His mouth still hangs open, his face bright red and stammering to try and say something to you.
>You notice a hill form in the bubbles at the centre of the bathtub. Looking up you see the servants quickly turn to look anywhere but at you. Their faces are red; some even seem to be grinding their back legs together.
>With your grin growing larger you tilt your head up to address the ponies.
"Servants, leave us. We have need to create a new moon~"

>Anon gasps lightly as you toss his onto the bed with your magic.
>He stares at you from the bed; his eyes show a hint of caution, never being this forward before must worry him.
>You adopt your most sultry smile as you stroll slowly forward over to the huge king sized- heh, Goddess sized bed in front of you.
>The room is dimly lit with scented candles setup by the other ponies during your bath. The dark wooden walls, adorned with mesmerising paintings of the blue moon.
>Many soft *pop* and *clank* sounds are heard as you take your horseshoes off with your magic.
>Removing your armor and dropping it to the ground with a similar *thunk*, you now crawl up onto the bed.
>You slink your way over to Anonymous, high enough to brush his swollen member against your belly without giving him too much stimulation.
>He gasps and closes his eyes in focus.
>When you reach his head with your own you stare down at him lying below you.
>His eyes slowly blink open and you smile a slick and sultry smile down at him, you expression dripping with confidence.
>"Uh, Luna-"
>You growl at him, never removing your smile.
>"M- Mighty Deity of the Moon Luna"
>Normally that name would fill you with pride. At the moment it fills you with lust as you purr at his trembling voice.
>"D- don't you think you should take your helmet off?"
"Of course not"
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>>29684441
>Before he can answer you press your face to his. Your mouths connect as you once again challenge him to a battle of tongues. He almost manages to get the upper hand, but you press your belly down on his member and cause him to gasp, giving you a chance to grab the tongue with your own.
>After thoroughly defeating his tongue you pull away to finally answer him.
"Because tonight."
You move your muzzle under his ear and lick up his neck causing him to shiver.
"I am your one and ONLY queen."
>You hear him *gulp* as you lift up and turn your body around.
>Planting your regal behind on his face you turn to address his swelling stallionhood.
>Griping it in both hooves you begin to slowly trace your hooves up and down the entire length. You quickly move on to long strokes, moving your hooves from the tip to the base slowly.
>His groans grow more and more labored as you continue your ministrations.
>You can feel your neglected marehood wink repeatedly, splashing droplets of your love onto Anon's face.
>Pressing your flanks down into his face you shove his nose into your privates. He gets the message quickly as he begins to explore your lower lips with his tongue.
>You gasp at the sensation and smile.
>You seek to reward your consort accordingly.
"Do you like the tastes of my pony pussy Anon~."
>A jolt goes through Anon's body as his member twitches in your hooves.
>You know just how much of a taboo it is engaging in intercourse with your kind back on Anon's planet, but you also know just how much it turns him on too.
"How much does it feel to be eating the love-juices of an animal, Anon? Does it make you feel like a traitor to human kind, like you have been defeated and defected to the far superior pony pussy?"
>Anon growls in lust as he shoves his tongue deep into your mare depths.
>Not wanting to be outdone you turn back to his member and wrap your lips around the tip, still continuing to stroke it with your hooves.
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>>29684456
>Despite your best efforts playing with Anon's tip in your mouth you feel your orgasm quickly approaching.
>He twirls his tongue around the interior of your marehood roughly.
>You moan around his stallionhood as you reach your peak.

>Your marehood quivers and contracts around Anon's tongue, filling you with intense pleasure. You feel yourself squirting at him as you cover his face and mouth with your love.
>After your intense orgasm dies down you pick yourself up and swing yourself around staring down at Anon. He looks back at you with pleading eyes, his face slick with your nectar and his mouth still half full.
>You smile deviously down at him.
"Will you not accept your Goddesses love into your body Anon?"
>He looks at you confused for a moment before his eyes widen in surprise.
>Unsure and still trembling he closes his mouth and swallows. His face starts as one of disgust but rapidly changes to a questioning expression. Eventually he nods.
>"Blueberries. Honestly, not that bad."
>Giggling at his antics you brush your marehood against his member.
"It appears you have yet to cumulate Anonymous. You Queen simply cannot have her subjects go unrewarded for their efforts."
>"Luna?"
>You slam your hips together, spearing yourself on him. Your marehood wraps tightly and snugly around his member, enveloping him in your warm depths.
>Both of you let out a soft gasp.
>Looking down at him you once again smile deviously.
"Poor little human~"
>You begin to move rhythmically and painfully slowly on his stallionhood.
"Trapped and alone with nothing but a weak little horsie to keep you company."
>Picking up some speed you kiss his nose with your long muzzle.
"What would all your human friends say if they saw you now? Completely defeated by the little ponies your people keep as pets."
>You squeeze him tenderly with your interior muscles.
>He moans stridently, obviously close to achieving his orgasm.
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>>29684464
"One would think that YOU were the pet if they saw this situation."
>You now slam your hips onto his, desperate to make him finish soon and inside you.
"Tell me Anon."
"What really gets you so excited about this position? Is the idea of violently rutting a pony itself the best part?"
>You have to try hard not to moan as the bed creaks below you, your marehood slamming against his crotch repeatedly.
"Or maybe you really just want to impregnate all those tawny little ponies. Is that it? I think your real intention isn't to rut me, but to breed me isn't it Anonymous~"
>You both cry out in pleasure as he plants his hands on your butt cheeks and forces you down onto his breeding rod.
>You feel your insides burn as he pumps you with shot after shot of his human seed. He refuses to pull out even an inch until it is all thoroughly stuffed inside of you. You return in kind, spraying your juices all over his crotch and wetting the sheets below him.
>As you feel your orgasm retreat you slouch down and bring your face to his.
>His eyes are bleary and recoiling from his forceful orgasm, but close as you press your lips to his lovingly.
>You stay there connected like that for dozen or so minutes. Regaining calm in your breathing and hugging his sticky, soft body.
>Pulling yourself off from him with a sticky *pop*, you feel his essence pour out of you onto the sheets below.
>Laying your head down and turning to him you kiss his nose.
"Whatever the reason. I'm glad you're here to be so excited by it."
>He smiles sincerely.
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>>29684473
>After a cleanup and a quick jump in the bath, you now stand ready to leave, Anonymous turns to you, still half dressed.
>"Head on out and say goodbye to the villagers Lun-"
>He catches himself and smiles.
>"Mighty Deity of the Moon Luna"
>You wink at him.
"I'm not too sure. We have a wonderful retreat here, and my sister might be dealing with the Saddle Arabians for a while longer. Don't you think we should stay a while?" You ask sweetly, blinking your eyelashes at him.
>"As great as that sounds Luna, she said 'initiate contact' not spend a week fucking our brains out." >His face turns to one of concern.
>"I just worry about Celestia. Dealing with Saddle Arabians always gets her furious. I need to be there to help her cool down."
>You smile. His constant care for you and your sister is why you love him so.
>He smiles coolly.
>"And since you seem to be making use of the royal consorts abilities more aggressively now I'm sure she'd want to see you too.
>Now it's your turn to blush.
>"Ya' know, she talks about you. Said she always wanted to watch me violently give you foals-"
"ANON! Forsooth my sister may be a... a horny nymphomaniac, but there is no need to involve me in your games!"
>Anon grins wider and slinks up to you, placing his hand on your chin and facing it up towards him.
>"I've always wanted to see her give you foals too. She says she knows a spell..."
>Anon moves to kiss you but you nimbly turn and jolt to the door, face red and burning.
"Y- you rapscallion. Make yourself decent and meet us near the pyre... and do not talk of what my sister can d- do to me."
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>>29684488
>You don't get to see Anon chuckle as you leave the house.
>As soon as you leave however you notice the town alight with festivities. Ponies playing games and signing. Talking to one another while seated at huge wooden tables set out under the pyre.
>When they see you they cheer and offer you a seat.

>After many refreshments and small foodstuffs you sit completely relaxed on your seat at the centre of the main table.
>A huge bonfire burns in front of you. The ponies roast vegetables and fruits over it.
>Foals run about and play tag with one another as a servant flanks your either side. Both offering more refreshments and food.
>You could stay here forever! These ponies understand how to treat a Goddess.
>But where is Anon? You want to see him sat beside you to enjoy this banquet too.
>You are about to get up when you notice the sounds of drums and chanting.
>Oh, they must be doing a traditional dance.
>One of your servants pipes up behind you.
>"Ah, and here comes the offering!"
>The offering?
>A line of ponies dressed in deep moon blues files by, in the centre of the line they carry a very naked Anon tied to a spit, he is covered in what looks like oil and has an apple tied in his mouth.
>They appear to be taking him to the bonfire.
>Huh.
"Servant why is my consort tied up and on a spit?"
>"Uh, you mean to say moon deities DON'T eat their consorts?
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>>29684497
>You glide steadily back to the outpost you came from. The night sky still dominant all around you.
"Well wasn't that a fun experience?"
>Anon lies on your back, buck naked and covered in oil.
>"Hey, Might Deity of the Moon Luna?"
"Uh, yes?"
>"Do you know where you're going when we get home?"
"... is it the moon?"
>"It's the moon."

http://pastebin.com/5WaQWqvU

That's all the horse words I have for you /moon/.
Feedback and criticism welcome.
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>>29684505
Thanks for the green senpai. Will read when I get a chance.
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>>29684505
That was fun, thanks for the green anon!
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>>29684505
I like sexually aggressive Luna

Have a (you)
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>>29677019
>post deleted because hurr durr anthro
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>>29684505

I skimmed over the sex part because it's AiE-trash, other than that your style isn't bad at all. I was looking forward to the plot hoping to ignore mr. Snowflake, until I realized it was just a setup and is resolved in, like, two lines. As a setup and just a setup though, it works.

Minor details regarding Luna:
- Her proper title is Princess of the Night. Embellishing and giving her other titles is fine I guess, but it's never just the moon (like here, Deity of the moon), it's the night itself that is her domain.
- She's very, very wordy. Her initial greeting when entering the town is good and feels mostly in character, and the remark that starts about taking the boat that then goes on into painting a picture of sailing through ice sheets and fighting Skylla is spot-on. After that her lines becomes too concise and direct, though.
- Otherwise, good. You manage to capture many smaller details like her sense of humor, her darker side reflecting over what Celestia must feel like all the time as ponies bow to her, and her somewhat outdated sledgehammer approach to social etiquette when she refers to the local hoof stylists as "servants" without going overboard or making it feel forced. I think you could do a lot more with this if you wanted to, but Luna herself obviously wasn't the focus of the story.
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>>29684505
As the anon who put forth the seed for that green you outdid my expectations by a mile and more.
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>>29684505
dominant luna is my absolute fetish
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I want to have sloppy unprotected horse sex with moon mare.
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>>29687109
I want to cuddle with her. A lot. For the rest of her life.
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>>29687583
Commence cuddles
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I want princess Luna to dominate me with her royal marefarts.
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>>29684505
You going to do any more of the green prompts? I'm always down for more Luna green
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>>29686258
>Her proper title is Princess of the Night.
Just because that's her title doesn't mean it's her only title. Multiple titles are quite possible.
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>>29688541
Please see >>29686258
>Embellishing and giving her other titles is fine I guess, but it's never just the moon (like here, Deity of the moon), it's the night itself that is her domain.
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>>29687666
Satan says I have to sleep with her...
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>>29686258
Thanks for the honest answer.
I suppose I just wanted to write an entertaining one-shot, nothing too complex. Self contained and easy to formulate a quick plot and stick some waifu-fagging sex and light comedy, good practice.
Admittedly, I pretty much gave up characterizing Luna correctly, made the title up as more of a running gag and even failed to include what small character development I was planning. That's where I hope to improve.
How will we waifu-fag without Anon, Anon?

>>29688344
I may do a long story. Depends what people want to read most of all, I guess.
What story do you want /moon/?
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>>29689425
How about something feelsy?
>>29682724 might be a good start if you want something open-ended to work from, or >>29682628 if you want a more set scene.
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>>29688854
>but it's never just the moon (like here, Deity of the moon), it's the night itself that is her domain
A title doesn't need to include all that she lords over. Titles can refer to other parts or subparts of her domain. Each title doesn't imply an exclusion of dominion over anything else. Also, you can't deny that she is intimately tied to the moon itself as well.
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>>29687666
I would if I could.
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>>29689425
I would read anything really, some comedy is always appreciated
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>>29668299
>>29670070
The /tg/ in me says that this is what would happen if a Psion/Wilder abused Schism (which is literally the power to fracture your mind and essentially give your brain two turns) too often.
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>>29671784
I remember a guy on Fimfiction who did a fic where Luna got a job as a barista, and the university had its own zombie apocalypse thing while the changeling fiasco was going on, so Luna just played dumb and acted like she slept in so that the court wouldn't freak out about there having been a bunch of necromancers running amok.

Or, something to that effect, at least.

>>29687583
>The rest of her life
That... may be a while. And also may be the point.
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I wanna buy a nice luna plush but I have no clue where to look or what ones/what crafters are good.
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How would you save your waifu from this man?
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>>29691726
That's not a man. And to answer your question, I'd kill her.
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I really dig Luna, I'm pretty sure she's the most common MLP character for me to draw Vinyl Scratch is a close second. I was going to ink and color this in (Luna singing with Lady Amalthea from The Last Unicorn), but my pen broke and spilled ink over the picture.

The song is None But A Harper, the lyrics of which are in the book, but they never made any music for it in the movie, so the Brobdingnagian Bards fixed that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO-jx2dw0oI
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>>29690015
>A title doesn't need to include all that she lords over.
If a title implies lordship over something, it does, actually. All that belongs to that title, and not less. But you can have multiple titles just fine.
For example Prince Philip, he's Prince of England, but NOT prince of it's singular parts, he's not, for example, prince of London or prince of Edinburgh.
He's got a separate, additional title though, that makes him Duke of Edinburgh, but not Duke of England or what have you.
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>>29692469
Whoops, brainfart. Edinburgh isn't part of England, but you get the idea.
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>>29692469
You misunderstood. I meant that having a single title doesn't preclude one from having a second title regarding a subpart.
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>>29689425
>How will we waifu-fag without Anon, Anon?
Gee, I don't know? Same way you waifufag a character in the show, maybe?
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>>29693562
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>>29693562
>>29693629
Hi sister
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>>29693562
She probably ate the whole thing.
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>>29695007
Remember when APA was good?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTgkTEDDog

ALTS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRbDLIXAp4o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7xBe5-M8k
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>>29697809
bunp
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>>29698273
I'd love to.
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Post your Luna merch
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>>29700163
Fuck
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>>29700163
I didn't know they sold Luna merch in australia
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>>29700182
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>>29700182
very fun much joke 10/10 it's shit -OGN bazooper
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>>29700182
>Austrailia
Silly Anon, you'd just fall off if you tried to live there
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Dear Luna!
Sit on my moon - and tell me you love me.
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>>29702597
I'll sit on your moon and say I can't fucking breathe
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>>29702665
I want her to sit on me.
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>>29684505
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>>29692233
I like it Anon.
Still though. no hooves
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>>29684505
This was quite funny and an enjoyable read. Thanks Anon.

As to what's next or what I'd like to see. I like comedy, slice of life, adventure and romance (with or without clop).

Thanks again and I look forward to your next story.
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>>29703792
It's kinda hard to play a mandolin without fingers.
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>>29665395
>tfw you trip and fall, pants down into moon pie
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>>29700175
whats that on the right and where do i get one
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>>29704204
It's a collector's box for the MLP CCG, and they have a bunch of different ones, this one is of best horse, of course. Here's a link, brother https://www.amazon.com/Games-Little-Princessa-Collectors-Enterplay/dp/B00QY8ECVU
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>>29704278
thanks friendo, i should get one even though i dont have any of those cards, looks nice
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>>29704314
For sure, dude. I don't even play the CCG, I just wanted to get it for the cool cards and the cool Luna foil card inside
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bump
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>>29682412
>http://pastebin.com/FyJv1tJC
Agreed. That was quite nice. I wish it could have been completed.
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I had forgotten about it for the longest time, but I have a shitty 2500-ish word lewd prose I made a while back of (you) and luna. It would take a metric fuck-ton of work to overhaul it so that it isn't stiflingly autistic, but would you fags want me to do it?
The basis of it was that anon was one of her guards, if I remember correctly
The damn thing would likely double in size by the time I finished, given how brutally rushed it was when I first wrote it
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>>29705493
it's mostly finished being fixed, should I post it directly or paste it and have you fags look it over to see if it's still shit? It'd take like 8 posts, if my math is right.
I still feel like it got lewd too fast and that it's lacking in detail somehow
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>>29705722
I'd wait a little(more than a little really) longer if you think it still needs some work anon
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>An electric dream
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I've been reading GetMeOuttaHere's stories and those are some quality shit. Is he dead?
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>>29706464
We're all dead.
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>>29706567
Damn.
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>Letting the moon fall
disappointing
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>>29710499
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I'm kind of disappointed that I can't find anything of Princess Luna that involves David Bowie. I'll have to rectify that.
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>>29670070
Hey anon, don't know if you're still here but if so, if you're into clunkily written hard scifi written by autists check out Blindsight by Peter Watts.
A character has a partitioned mind in a somewhat similar way to you described, and a major theme is consciousness if you're into that.
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>Her name was Luna - The bestest princess.
>It was how I addressed my letter.
>And I know she got it.
>How I know?
>She wrote a mysterious reply about adjectives and superlative I didn't comprehend.
>It doesn't matter.
>To me she will always be the bestest princess.
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>>29711919
The synopsis for this sounds completely fucking bonkers. I'll definitely pick it up. Thanks for the rec.
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Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong.
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>>29713533
Dubs confirm
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>>29704278
Fuck I saw these at Walmart like a year ago and have been looking for them there since gonna have to buy one now
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>>29713533
She lost.
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>>29702020
Check this thread
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best pony
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>>29717644
I've seen this before, but I really do love it.
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>>29713533
Ya know, for me, it's not necessarily that she did anything wrong. I'd stand with her regardless. The thing is, I worry that she probably still wouldn't be very happy. She went with the Machiavellian approach and opted to be feared when she didn't think she could be loved. Even if she'd pulled it off, it may have ended up being kind of a hollow victory.
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>>29718525
Why do american kids have such poor grammar?
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>"Could you please help me with my socks?"
"Sure thing, Luna."
>"Thank you. Pulling them too hard tend to rip them apart."
"No problem, I got this."
>"Now keep pulling and smooth out any wrinkles with those hands of yours."
>It takes a lot of time. But after rubbing the fabric up and down for half an hour she finally seems content.
Wait a minute! Why didn't you use your magic instead of your teeth??
>Oops, got to gallop. See you later.
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>>29717695
Agreed. I was just thinking about this poem the other day...er...night.
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>>29718107
And, as of now, Luna has reached the Machiavellian ideal; that is, she is both loved and feared. Loved by the world as a guardian of the night, one who weaves starlight into the dark skies with one hand and comforts those whose dreams trouble them with the other. Feared by almost anything and everything that would dare harm her people, for it is through Nightmare Moon that they have seen when an alicorn is driven to hatred and wrath.

I'm pretty certain that Luna actually gets a far deeper respect from mortalkind than even Celestia, because she has shown just how loving she is, and how downright nasty someone with her grade of power can be, whereas the meanest thing that Celestia has done is imprison some dangerous individuals, many of them with her sister's help. The world hasn't really experienced Celestia's negativity, and so her respect stems entirely from goodwill, while the respect that Luna is paid is "I love her for being as compassionate as she is, but I fear how badly she'll wreck my shit if I set her off."
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>>29719266
U-unf
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>>29718620
Osmosis from being around too many niggers.
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Praise the moon, you motherfukers \[T]/
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luna a cute
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I want to suckle on Luna's clit and teats under the table during an important diplomatic meeting.
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>>29719549
That's an insightful post, Anon. I think you have a point. I may just substitute your headcanon for my own.
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>>29719266
Helping Luna dress turns ordinary Anon into sock puppet.
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>>29720746
yes
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>>29720756
That's disgusting. Luna is not for sexual.
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>>29721956
>how do we make Luna cuter?
>Bows. Lots of bows.
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>>29720642
Wrong fucking game!

Only Yharnamites worship the moon!

The Sky and the Cosmos are One |\^/_
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Why yes, I do like cream in my coffee.
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>>29720760
Thanks. It feels good to be a healthy influence.
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>>29722432
That looks nice
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>>29684505
Ya did a good.
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>>29725220
Really liked that one. A nice change of pace from all the digital bucket-tools used in todays coloring.
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>>29725286
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>>29725220
>>29725291
Those are real nice anon.
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>>29722045
Nigger i like your taste _\^/|
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>>29725320
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>>29725291
The coloring in the wings really makes them come alive.
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>>29665395
What kind of luna was it that all meaning disappeared when everyone took the medicine to improve you head?
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>>29719549
>>29720760

Really agreed. It doesn't seem that Luna herself has really come to realize it all yet, but thinking about this makes me incredibly happy for her.
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>Luna + Machiavellian + Philosophical drivel
This is not the bait I'm looking for.
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I couldn't fake if I wanted to
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>>29725803
Thank you, I bet your waifu is pretty nice too!
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>>29724417
If only the sky extended a bit higher and lower this would be a perfect wallpaper for my phone.
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>>29727491
Her horn looks like a loaf of french bread
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I want to use Luna's horn as a handle while I roughly muzzle-fuck her with a ring gag.
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What's your first picture of her, /moon/?
pic related
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>>29728069
Well, it's at least my first worksafe one.
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>>29728069
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>>29728069
This is the oldest one I've got on this computer, but I fried a laptop since I've been on the ride and dunno what my first actually was.
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>>29728069
First on my phone. Don't remember my actual first.
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>>29728069
probably this one
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>>29728342
>edgy luna
>scythe
I don't know why I love edgy luna so much.
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>>29728342
I've always figured Luna as a Bardiche or Ranseur type of gal, though a Scythe kinda works for her too
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>>29728981
Me, I keep imagining her with an arming sword of some kind, perhaps a cusped falchion during the more modern times, but going full-on Conan with battleaxes and broadswords back when Equestria was still in its violent infancy.
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>>29728069
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>>29728981
Imho she can use any weapon you can dream about. She's versatile like that.

Here she is quad-wielding light sabers. Something that Sith and Jedi can only dream about.
(That's one of the reasons why she is the best princess.)
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>>29730356
Grievous, eat your heart out.
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>>29728981
Combat scythes are not very different from any of those weapons >>29728342 is exclusively a gardening tool, worse for combat than a shovel or a hoe even.
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>>29728069
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>>29731499
Fuck, shovels were actually relatively common melee weapons during Word War I, they just sharpened a side and split skulls as easily as if they'd used an axe.
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>>29731996
Still not best in terms of weight balance and gripping, but yeah, definitely better than any random farming equipment.
And why would she need a weapon anyway? With all those mad offensive skills literally protruding from her face; let me remind you that she stood up to the most bullshit-OP magic in the known world.
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>>29732030
Pretty much. Luna and her sister are in the big leagues, to the point where the only thing they have to fear is plot-fueled weaponry. I'm pretty sure that the only reason why we don't see them snuffing out problems left and right when it comes to dangerous critters is because if they did indeed go no-holds-barred on something, the collateral would be immense. Sure, Celestia lost the fight with Chrysalis, but that's because if she used the greatest powers she's got (weaponizing her power over the sun), Chrysalis would be dead... along with pretty much everyone else. Better to not have to deal with having made white ashes of your entire country.
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>>29732081
>ut that's because if she used the greatest powers she's got (weaponizing her power over the sun), Chrysalis would be dead... along with pretty much everyone else
that's very cute headcanon, but the show doesn't give a single reason to believe that: there's no evidence that Celestia possesses any sun-related powers, she only moves it without help and without the act sucking out her life (which would be expected of someone with power equal to that of several hundreds of unicorns), and the reason Chrysalis beat her is because she was powered by yet another bullshit plot device "the love of shining armor towards cadence" which made her OP; the same plot device that completely erased the changeling presence from Equestria minutes after. Yet, it's implied she wouldn't have stood a chance against the elements of harmony; the thing Luna and Celestia used to vanquish all their enemies after discord and before NMM, Celestia alone couldn't even handle them well enough to actually "fix" her sister like the main cast did. However, we do see Nightmare holding off the power of the elements even if just for a while, and so far that's the single greatest feat of raw magical power seen in the show: seeing as the Rainbow Power and all that appears in Equestria Girls is just another manifestation of the elements, and not even Tirek, who was almost twice as powerful as 4 alicorn princesses at the moment, was able to even attempt to resist their power; ok, maybe he was caught off-guard (I'm more likely to rewatch MMC than that one), but we still haven't seen anyone else actually pulling off what Nightmare did.
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>>29732081
>Celestia lost the fight with Chrysalis
Luna however, would have annihilated the entire changeling army.
Explains why Chryssi had to lure Luna away by giving her free tickets to a luxury 60 day cruise.

The logical reason why Luna doesn't flaunt her powers more openly is that a massive power-surge (to defeat Tirek for example) can cause her to get a bad case of "nightmare moon".
Something that requires the most powerful elements and friends in Equestria to cure.
(And she must also patiently control her temper and stick around in order to let them try.)
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>>29732030
>>29732081
>>29732164
>>29732227
reminder that this is a kid's show and there are no power levels, just whatever's convenient for the plot at the moment because little girls don't think about shit like that
Celestia and Luna could totally bring their respective celestial bodies crashing down on the earth if they so desired though
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>>29732164
Moving the sun can be more than sufficient in 'weaponizing' it; even if it's far smaller than the planet and indeed orbits around it, that sun is still a gigantic nuclear fusion reactor. You just relocate it to somewhere close, and then boom.

More like sizzle, I suppose. Either way, everyone dies.

Like I said: "Better to not have to deal with having made white ashes of your entire country."
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>>29732279
>that sun is still a gigantic nuclear fusion reactor.
That's not how suns work in equestria, my dude. The sun literally makes "day" happen and the moon as well makes "night" happen, as shown in S4E1 and E2 and S6E26, the bodies could as well be magical flat disks in the sky and the atmospheric conditions in Equestria are sustained entirely by themselves.
>You just relocate it to somewhere close, and then boom.
It is not shown that's within her possibilities either, she makes it rise at dawn and set at dusk, moving it closer or farther away from the planet is speculative at best.
>"Better to not have to deal with having made white ashes of your entire country."
And kill herself in the process too, there's nothing to point out she'd survive that either, but that's besides the point, even.
Even if the sun and moon were physical objects, we know they still don't orbit around the planet (if we can even call Equestria a planet) then there must be already a force preventing them from falling, independent of whoever controls them, and which would need to be overpowered before one can actually push them towards the surface.
This is still pure headcanon.
>>29732266
Well yeah, but since we are discussing the characters within the show then it's completely valid to discuss events that have in fact appeared in the show.
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>>29732325
Furthermore, if she could diminish the distance between the sun and the planet's surface, she could do it slowly and use it as a threat as the temperature slowly rises to a point where it is very uncomfortable but not fatal, then put it back in place with no casualties.
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up
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>>29682611
yes please, i remember a story where anon took over equestria with military force, ending with nuking the dragons
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>>29733216
You got a link senpai?
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Equestria is flat.
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>>29733874
Ah, but does it rest on the backs of four huge elephants who in turn stand on the back of a Chelys galactica, or giant star turtle?
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>>29734352
>ywn race on akina with her
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>Luna seeks you out,asking for ways to raise her overall approval with the populace. Only issue is, she takes your sarcasm literally. How do you help her while being careful not to say the wrong thing?
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>>29734520
>Luna seeks you out
>You, the least popular creature in existence
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>>29734520
Tell her to get a harem. Bitches/pones love harems.
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>>29734575
Its the perfect plan. Hear what you do on your day-to-day, then do the exact opposite to get noticed.
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>>29734448
>"Right Five breaking, into hairpin left."
>You are Anon
>"Right Six, over crest, jump maybe. One-hundred."
>Right now you are very busy concentrating on your copilot's calls and the road ahead
>Your car lunges over the small ridge, the engine howling as the wheels leave the ground
>"Double caution, acute left into hairpin right, deceptive."
>You swing the car around, drifting through the hairpin quite well in your opinion
>This stage had a ton of hairpins
>No shit, it's a downhill, but still
>"Left three, through gate, tightens to two. Into right four."
>Where were you?
>Oh right, story
>You got here through some bullshit and mishaps you won't pretend to understand
>"Two-hundred through gate, into left six long and right six."
>The short of it is that you ended up in this weird world with your car halfway through a race
>Both of which the locals found really appealing apparently
>"Into hairpin left around tree. Don't cut, rocks inside."
>Appealing enough that a few championships were set up and copies of your vehicle were made
>Turns out one of the royals had a thing for racing
>Something about her youth
>She'd almost immediately decided that you'd be a team, no objections allowed
>"Left five long, keep right into chicane entry right"
>Not that you were going to reject the offer anyway
>You got to keep racing and she was pretty good as a copilot and driver, if a bit awkward to be around
>"One hundred, chicane entry left"
>You suspect the latter comes with the whole banishment business you heard about
>Regardless, she had a rubbish time on the last stage and broke one of the lights, so you are the driver for this one
>"Caution breaking, square right, through town gate."
>The two of you switched functions every so often, no set rules really
>No, you don't know how she operates the controls with no hands either
>"Hairpin left, around building"
>The crowd on either side of the track cheered you on as you floor it towards the town square
>"To finish."
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>>29728069
Sadly I don't remember my first picture of Luna. This is the earliest dated one in my folders, so it might be my first.
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>>29734907
bravo
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>>29734907
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A bump to keep this alive for an hour while I edit this story.
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>"Tell me about your human laws, Anon."
"Well, what do you want to know?"
>You are Anon.
>Luna, for some reason, keeps on pestering you with questions.
>But for that reason you find it pretty cute.
>"Well, what type of system did you have? The proper form of monarchy or some tribalistic scourge such as the Buffalo?"
>Opinionated much?
"Well, we had a democratically elected government, as in we elected leaders to lead in our place, and a multifaceted government in order to balance governmental powers."
>She looks at you in disbelief.
>"You... had no leaders of divine right?"
>You shook your head.
"No, in fact in our history we sort of despised them due to abuses of power over us, and it was a rather outdated form of government in my time. We had a constitution in place in order to protect us from the government and ensure that our unalienable rights were protected."
>"Unalienable rights?"
>Visibly cute confusion.
>Your heart. She's going to get a discussion on some philosophy behind it.
>You hope she learns from it, considering the lawyer background.
"Yeah, like the right to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness..."
>Nodding... good good.
"Right to bear arms..."
>Some frowning.
>Oh no.
"Freedom of speech and the press..."
>Shock appears on her face
>"Speech and the press?! But the lower class uses it to usurp us! The evil use it to spread their lies and create discontent in nations!"
>Oh no.
>You only manage to stammer a bit.
"u-uh, urm..."
>"I suggest you not bring such blasphemy up again."
>Heart Status:
>Shattered.
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>>29736853
>You are Anon.
wow I would never have guessed, thanks for clearing that up
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>>29737047
Have you not read green before?
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>>29737047
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>>29736853
A government that can't take criticism is a long way from democracy
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>>29737396
>He believes in democracy.
Pic related.
Equestria isn't a democracy, anyway. And this wasn't explicitly criticism; you know that most people are idiots and speak out of their asses, and some of these idiots gain following and always fuck shit up; sure, sometimes smart people get listened to and civilization advances, but that's very rare; and it would make sense in a place were the rulers of a country are so undeniably wiser and more powerful than the commoners, and have kept things running relatively smoothly for so long, that they wouldn't want to take these risks.

>>29737132
Green only clear out you are anon when it needs to. This time it was completely redundant.
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>Be Anon
"Greetings Luna! I have come to tell you more about human politics."
>"Anon, you surprise us."
"How come?"
>"I was much amused by our latest tête-à-tête but perhaps you misunderstood us?"
"Me? Understand something? Like what?"
>"It was all irony and larping on our behalf. Didn't you too roleplay and pretend?"
"Me? No, I can't understand irony. It's too difficult for me."
>"I see! That would explain your interest in human law."
>You look at the thick stack of paper in your hand. It contains both pie charts and graphs.
>As Luna walks away you wonder if perhaps Celestia might be interested?
>You quickly head over to the Sunbutt thread to try your bait there.
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>>29737515
i mostly said it due to this part
>"Speech and the press?! But the lower class uses it to usurp us! The evil use it to spread their lies and create discontent in nations!"
>"I suggest you not bring such blasphemy up again."

anon doesn't come from a monarchy and was explaining human stuff to luna, who was acting surprised and offended that a nation would have freedom of the press and free speech, at least to me thats what i got from it, thus my response with >>29737396 i was mostly trying to state the difference of perspective, even if what you said about loud idiots is correct, the difference in context still needed to be made, at least to me anyway.

>He believes in democracy.

its not so much that i believe in democracy, well maybe a little, but its more that i still have faith in humanity, so yeah fuck me right?
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>>29705913
I have finished up working the story, unless I spontaneously decide to extend it
Should I drop it now, or wait for a better time?
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>>29737615
>I still have faith in humanity
Ah, I remember when I went to the international book fair... I regained some hope in humanity, it wasn't meant to last, however.
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>>29737625
You show me yours and I'll show you mine Anon. If you want to extend it afterwards you could just write another chapter anyway.
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>>29737754
I'll post it once I manage to cut the damn thing apart
It fucking hurts to take 3k words and 16k+ characters and cut it into 2k character posts
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>You open your eyes slowly, smiling gently as you see the late afternoon light spilling into the room, the mare in your arms gently lit by her sister's setting sun
>You slide off the bed carefully, to avoid waking her, and begin donning your armor quietly
>You eventually pull the last piece on and gently slip the door open and back out of it to your stated post, closing the door carefully behind you
>You turn and nearly jump back out of your freshly-donned armor as you find none other than the sun princess herself watching you
>You jump to attention, snapping up a salute, but Celestia waves you down, telling you to relax
>You do so, but only marginally
>She tilts her head and scrutinizes you for a moment before asking you why you had been in Luna's room instead of standing your post outside her door
>You gulp slightly and explain that the princess had been having trouble sleeping and had asked you to remain in her room as she slept, as it eased her worries
>Celestia's eyes narrowed near-imperceptibly, but she seems to shrug it off, and asks you to inform Luna that she wishes to speak to her once she has finished raising the moon
>You assure her you will pass on the message, and she leaves
>You heave a gargantuan sigh of relief once she is out of sight and relax
>You turn as you hear the door behind you open

>Luna sticks her head out, hair flattened on the right side of her head
"Was our sister just here?"

>You nod and recount the conversation, Luna paling visibly as you do so
>Once you're finished, she ducks back inside her room
>Trotting to the balcony, she summons her power and begins to raise the moon
>As she does, you ponder the awkward situation in which you find yourself
>You remember the princess' constant nightmares that caused her to cry out in her sleep, bringing you running time and again, having to comfort her as she shook, memories of her time possessed corrupting her sleep
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>>29737906

>You mull over the recent memories of how evening after evening she posted you closer to her: hallway, doorway, foot of the bed, until she eventually couldn't even close her eyes without your arms wrapped around her
>Once you began sharing her bed, the dreams finally ceased, and she slept peacefully throughout the day
>After the first day or so you found yourself sleeping as well, dozing straight through your shift, waking up once the sun began to set
>Eventually you accepted this and ceased to sleep at night, instead accompanying Luna as she passed the night in the Royal Archive or in the observatory atop her tower, watching as her gorgeous moon danced among the stars

>You return to the present as she finishes raising her charge and steps toward the box containing her finery
>You step quickly, crossing the room to assist her
>She unlocks the box and you stare down at the ancient emblems of state for a moment before you lift out a shoe and begin helping her dress
>Once her hooves are shod, you lift her necklace and ease it over her head, allowing it to settle gently against her chest
>Finally you lift her crown, emblazoned with the symbol of her moon and place it upon her brow

>As it settles, her mane ripples out, growing brighter than before, turning etheral and undulating silently
>She looks up with a smile and thanks you
>You respond with a nod and a warm smile
>She turns to leave and her cutie mark catches your eye, you gaze at it for a moment before you realize you are staring at her flank and tear your gaze away with a blush tinging your cheeks
>You shake your head to clear the thoughts about her plump rump away and nearly miss her asking if her sister had specified where she had wanted to talk at
>You shake your head again, this time in answer to her query, and tell her you don't know where Celestia wanted to meet
>She gives a light sigh and leaves to seek her out
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>>29737396
>A government... take criticism.
Infidel! This is the Cult of Luna!

Our freedom of religion resents your blasphemy.

Burn the heretic!!
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>>29737913

>You stand about until your replacement comes to relieve you then head off to the archives, intending to read awhile
>As you slip through the silent, well-oiled doors, you hear voices and peer around the stacks until you find the source
>You snap back behind the stacks, and suck in a breath, having spotted the princesses seated nearby at a table loaded down with books and scrolls
>You listen in, heart slamming against your ribcage as if attempting to liberate itself and flee
>"Then there is nothing between you two?"
"Nothing at all, I've just been sleeping poorly, and his presence allows me to relax enough to sleep properly" Luna replies, a light blush gracing her cheeks
>"Alright then"
>"Now, what I'd intended to ask you this evening was whether you be attending the-"

>Celestia's voice drops away behind you as you leave the room, mulling over what you've just heard
>You suppose it's good Celestia isn't terribly suspicious and thus likely to reassign you anytime soon, yet Luna's comment has left you with a strange ache in your chest
>The rest of the night passes in a blur as you wander about the castle, subconsciously avoiding the places Luna is prone to frequent

>Your shift comes around again, and you stand outside Luna's door, rigidly at attention, eyes locked on a spot far down the hall
>Luna's door creeps open and she steps out slowly, looking up at you with a puzzled expression
"Why didst thou not join us this past evening as we read?" She queries with a sad smile

>Your reply is curt, you tell her of over-hearing her conversation with her sister
>She blinks and sighs, sounding so pitiful that you break your horizon-piercing vigil and look down to see her tearing up
>You immediately kneel before her and begin to apologize, but she cuts you off with a kiss
>Your eyes shoot open wide as she pulls away
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>>29737924

"We lied to our dear sister: we couldn't risk telling her the truth and chance having you sent to a new post"
"True, your presence did comfort us during our nightmares, but the nightmares ceased within a day of you stepping into the room"
"We acted as if they had continued so we could bring you closer each day"
"We were afraid you might leave us after that first night together, your presence puts us at such ease that all of our fears seem to melt away when we lay with you"
"We.. I want nothing more than to be with you, this and every night"

>As you register what her words imply, you begin to back into her room, closing the door behind the two of you, not wanting to be overheard
>She trots over to the bed and lies down with a relieved sigh, having told you her secret at last
>You gulp lightly and walk over, sitting down next to her
>"I feel the same, I was afraid that after getting so close, I might lose you"

>She looks up with an expression of surprise and, gathering your courage, you close the distance with a kiss
>Her eyes light up as you kiss her deeper
>Hand wrapped around the back of her downy soft neck, you hold her close
>You lean into her, the two of you fall back onto the bed
>Your tongues dance together, the furious beating of your hearts making the melody, your breath singing the chorus
>Your hand strays, slipping down her leg slowly
>You begin pulling off the jewelry you had dressed her in the evening before, shoes coming off one by one as your tongues wrestle
>Once her bare hooves grace your hands, you break the kiss long enough to slide her necklace off
>You slowly bring her down to her bare fur, only her crown left
>You break the kiss once more as you pull away gently
>She lies back fully as you lay the last piece carefully aside
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>>29737933
>You turn your attention to her body, drinking in her smooth equine beauty as you resume your kiss for a brief moment before kissing your way down her neck, shoulders, and tuft slowly, savoring the feel of her velvet soft fur against your lips and cheeks
>You waste no time in sliding along her down-soft chest, working down to her navel and below
>She moans softly as your mouth brushes across her slowly hardening nipples
>You take one into your lips, suckling gently, teasing her other teat with a hand as you do
>You nibble gently at the nipple held captive in your mouth, and she shivers in response
>Gradually you move on, eliciting a soft groan of protest as she quickly finds herself missing the sensation
>You kiss your way down past her stomach and along her thigh, dancing past her crotch teasingly, avoiding it momentarily as the heat builds up within her
>Your hand slides along her leg before coming to rest at the base of her ankle, your fingers pushing apart along the side, before firmly massaging the frog of her hoof
>Your free hand grips the underside of her thigh, firmly rubbing into it to release the tension within
>She seem to melt in your attentive hands, letting out a deep sigh as she relaxes
>You smirk and bring your mouth back around, finally honing in on the source of her heat, gracing her marehood with a light kiss, a peck on the lips really
>It's not even a half-second long, but she gasps nonetheless, color flushing her cheeks
>"P-Please" she begins, but you shush her gently, directing a broad, rough lick across her puffy lips
>Dragging your tongue slowly, savoring her taste, you elicit another adorable gasp
>You smile, thinking that you really need to hear that gasp again and slide a finger down her folds slowly, reveling in how soft she is, and gently push it inside
>The moan you get in response isn't cute like her gasps, but it affects you in a way you like just as well
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>>29737937

>You respond by following it up with a second finger, plunging them deep into her in your quest to bring her pleasure
>Her arousal becomes more apparent as she peppers your fingers and knuckle with kisses from her love nub and you respond in kind, firming up behind your armor, your 'sword' rising in response
>Leaning in, your lips latch around her winking clit, your tongue swirling across it happily
>You tease her a little more enthusiastically as your lust builds, while using a free hand to remove your helmet
>Seeing what you are doing; Luna's horn lights up, unbuckling the upper half of your armor and lifting up your breastplate, forcing you lift your head and arms, momentarily ceasing your ministrations
>You stand, unclasping the remainder of your armor, allowing it to drop to the carpeted floor piece by piece with a muffled clang
>She pulls in a breath, seeing your body slowly revealed as you deftly shed what little clothing you wore beneath your armor
>You silently thank your trainer for beating you into shape as she inspects your sculpted body

>Luna lies forward, running a hoof down your abdomen, pausing just above your navel, taking a moment to look over your member before grasping it and stroking slowly with the frog of her hooves
>Her hooves grip you in a way that defies logic, but appeals to your lust
>As she strokes faster, you briefly ponder how it doesn't slip from her grip, but the thought is lost with her next action
>Her head lowers and she plants a kiss on the head, caressing it gently with her lips
>You suck in a breath, watching as she slips her lips around your head, tongue rolling around, stroking, licking, suckling: the sensations build up, your senses overrun by stimuli
>You toss your head back, letting your breath out in a massive, whooshing exhale
>Her head dips down as she hears your breathing change
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>>29737945

>The sensation of her mouth amazes you: soft as silk, warm and moist
>It's not long before you feel the edges of an orgasm approaching, the edges of your vision going black
>You start thrusting your hips and groaning, your hand sliding through her mane as you lightly hold the back of her head
>She seems to understand that you are close and, redoubling her efforts, pushes you over the edge
>You tighten up, ejaculating hard as she takes you deeper than before, your seed pouring out as your dick brushes the back of her throat
>She gags a little, but moans as well, sending vibrations through your cock, keeping you coming a moment longer as she forces you deeper in her throat

>When you've finished, she pulls your dick out with a quiet pop
>She tilts her head back and swirls some of your seed around her mouth a moment before swallowing the last of it
>With that wonderfully lewd display, your self-control crumbles, and your member pops right back to attention
>You push her down onto her back gently, rubbing the head of your cock against her wet, winking lips for a moment before pushing inside her and rocking your hips slowly
>The unexpected roughness sets her off with a quiet moan, and she does what comes naturally: wrapping her hooves around you, clutching at your back as you push deeper within her
>You push slowly, letting her feel every inch of your length
>She moans and begins impatiently bucking her hips, pushing them up to grind against yours
>You run your hands down her flanks, cupping her twin cutie marks, squeezing the moons
>She gasps, grinding against you as your greedy fingers sink into her plump rear, stroking and squeezing, pulling her up, hips grinding together, bringing her wave after wave of bliss
>Luna shudders and shakes, the muscles inside her contracting as she slides closer to the edge
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>>29737953

>You find yourself nearing your end as well, and decide to change tactics
>You stop thrusting, eliciting a groan of protest, but you pay no mind
>You wrap your arms around her, rolling over, leaving her sitting atop your waist
>She lets out an excited squeal and begins bouncing on your hips, her flank slapping your thighs loudly
>You silently complement yourself on your brilliant choice of position: like this you can watch your thick pole sliding in and out wetly, Luna's excitement dripping out onto you, running down your inner thigh, staining Luna's flanks as she grinds her hips against yours

>Despite the pause, you both begin drawing near orgasm once more, so you decide to kick it up a notch
>You wait until she slides back up your shaft slowly and quickly swipe a good deal of the wetness from your cock, getting your fingers quite slick
>You stop Luna for a moment, asking her to turn to face the other direction
>She does so, a lust-ridden, yet puzzled look adorning her scrunched muzzle
>Once her flank is facing you, she starts bouncing again eagerly
>You reach out, grabbing her flank, and spreading her
>She gasps, but doesn't protest, a blush spreading across her cheeks
>You rub and squeeze her wonderful rear for a moment as she rides up to the tip of your cock again, but before she can slide back down you slip the tips of your slicked up fingers inside her tight ponut

>She screams in pleasure as she clamps down around you and begins slamming her hips down, pushing you deep within both holes
>You once again silently complement a choice: not yours, but rather, that of whomever designed Luna's tower
>She's a definate screamer, and you're glad no one's around to hear her
>You lose your train of thought as Luna begins pounding her hips down with a wet smack
>Fuck, at this rate, you don't think you'll last much longer, given how tight she's gotten after your teasing and fingering
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>>29737976

>However, you don't get another chance to delay the end as Luna screams again, this time rattling the walls as she finally comes, clamping down hard around you, her inner walls milking your cock for every drop they can suck from your aching balls

>You oblige her, grabbing her hips and slamming them down, pumping load after load of your seed into her with a contented sigh
>Once both of your orgasms have subsided she gets up shakily, your half-flaccid dick sliding out to land on your abdomen with a plop
>She turns, and lies down atop you, her head snuggled into the hollow between your neck and shoulder with a happy sigh
>You lie there silently for a while, basking in your shared afterglow, her wings around you, your arms holding her close
>Eventually the two of you drift off to sleep, your last thought once again praising the foresight of the builder who placed her room so far away from other ponies
Celestia swallowed past the lump in her throat, hoof raised to knock, just as it had been for quite some time. She eventually shook her head to clear it as the noises subsided and trotted back the way she'd came, the only evidence of her former paralysis being a broad damp spot on the carpet just before Luna's door


Hope it wasn't too bad, I wrote this shit a couple years back and decided to fix it up a bit
Let me know what you think, I could use some criticism
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the moon isn't supposed to set at night
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>>29737981
Not bad at all, anon.
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>>29737981
>I could use some criticism
Personal opinion: Your writing style isn't well suited for erotic/pornographic/sensual writing.
Think a mellow drama would be a better match.
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>>29737981
Ravioli, ravioli, where's the pastebin-oli?
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>>29737981
Overall I enjoyed it Anon, there's some good and some bad.
As for criticism, its a shame you skip most dialogue in favor of descriptive summaries of what someone said. Two characters talking is a great chance to have the reader gauge their emotions.
Other than that the only problem I have is the beginnings of sentences. Most just start with a pro-noun like 'you' or 'she'. A story rolls of the tongue easier when you diversify the starting words of each sentence. Finally the lack of full stops is slightly unnerving, but it is greentext so there may actually be no need.

As for good, I really enjoy your descriptions. Obviously you have a detailed understanding of the English language and it's always great to see a story make use of unusual or perhaps more rare words. Luna's speech patterns are pretty accurate.
The plot was all in needed to be, a quick setup to give us some history and then follow it up with lewd. I wish there was more speech mid-smut to help get their emotions across however.
It's some pretty good smut regardless.

The story is just as long as it needs to be for full frontal porn, I would have loved to see more dialogue involving Anon and Luna, to really emphasize the loving aspect over the lusting one. But maybe that would be more of a full story type of thing.

Still, I liked it Anon. I hope you write more.
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>>29738516
thanks

>>29738700
first time I've written smut

>>29739096
I don't write enough to bother with one, and I don't even have a name

>>29739285
Most of that is what I figured I'd hear, this story was broadly outside my comfort zone, it was an old story that I rushed and one of the first lewds I ever wrote as well.
My style is generally more suited to prose rather than green, sadly.
I generally go more in depth with dialog and emotion, and vary how the sentences and structured, from beginning to end.
I am actually pretty anal about my punctuation and grammar, but it looked off to me, so I removed all full stops from the green bits, as a matter of personal taste.

I do pride myself on my description, and plot set upgiven that it's all I'm good at.

The lack of dialog is more of the story being rushed, I never got around to story-boarding this, I just mashed it out and forgot about it until I reworked it a bit the other day.
Funnily enough, I worked out in my head that I should write it in such a way that they would seem like they were putting most of their available stamina and focus into the sex, so as to avoid putting too much strain on the reading. With the way I tend to go extremely over the top with descriptions, I figured the dialog might make the sex scene a little too loud.

It was meant to be a one-shot smut, but if I ever get off my lazy ass and write again, I'll likely make either an extension or a different, but similar rom-com with anon and luna
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>>29739488
Make one then, m8.
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>>29739494
Why? I've only written about five times in the last three or four years, that's not enough to justify archiving my trash, not to mention the lack of a name.
Not that I want to be remembered, I'd just end up be regarded as a fucking retard who shitposts and bumps while being too lazy to write anything longer than 3-7k words
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>>29739523
Please? I Really want to keep this story, but I don't know how to screencap.
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>>29739538
Ow. You can literally google that.
>>29739523
You either have low self-esteem or are fishing for compliments. Either way, shut up. Your writing is fine.
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>>29739543
It's a little of both, I suppose
I actually do think all of my work is bad, it has to do with my crippled self-esteem and depression, but I get your point.
I do appreciate hearing that my work turned out alright.
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>>29739562
Cheer up anon. We congregate here to escape our problems, not to focus on them. I really do hope you continue to write. If I don't feel like doing a full story I just write 600 word one-shots.

>>29682679
Story based on this, same universe as this: >>29684505

>Whipping your head to the left you spot one of the winged terrors attempting to flank you.
>With lighting fast reflexes you barrel roll to the side, narrowly avoiding the overgrown bat's dive.
>Your apprentice clings on tightly to your back.
>Jolting your horn to life you zap the creature with a huge amount of energy with your magic. The magical bolt impacts with a deafening thunder-clap.
>The smouldering corpse of the monster free-falls toward the mountainous earth below you in a heap.
>Flapping your wings steadily, you regain your proper position in the air and balance out. A wide, bloodthirsty grin covers your face from left to right. Turning your head you address the human stuck close to your barrel, shaking lightly.
"Did thou see THAT mine Anonymous?"
>A light breeze flows through the mountains, the morning sun raised only a few hours ago with your help. You got to sleep early, intent on bringing your apprentice on the traditional Lunar strike force.
>Admittedly, you normally participate in the hunt at night. Your apprentice lacks dark-vision however, so you made due.
>"Holy crap Luna, you completely obliterated that thing. It's still falling... that's a long way down."
>You giggle at his continued fear of flying.
"We have told you many a time before, dear Anonymous. You are constrained by my magic. You shan't fall no matter how much you seem to endeavour to do so."
>He calms down slightly; you still detect some fright in his voice however.
>"I know what you said Luna. I'm just not sure it'll matter if one of those things grabs me off your back."
>His concern is understandable, but at least he doesn't seem completely incapacitated by fright.
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>>29739592
>"You know how much I /love/ riding you, I'd hate to end it prematurely."
>Oh he's even making jokes; perhaps he is feeling more confident flying?
>"But I also kind of enjoy my legs attached to me too, they look good there."
>Shuffling slightly to get comfortable in his light armor, Anonymous pulls himself up and sits more straight instead of hugging your neck so tightly.
"Worry not, sweet Anonymous. These creatures inhibit a far inferior capability for vision then yourself or I. They most likely think we are one, conjoined creature."
>Loud screeching comes from the mountains only a few hundred feet in front of you. You flap your wings more rapidly in anticipation on a dive.
"Giant vampire bats merely attempt swooping manoeuvres to knock their prey off balance before going in for the kill."
>Spreading your large feathery appendages wide you swoop down towards the source of the sound at a leisurely pace, after all the hunt has just begun; there is no need to rush.
>Anon still gasps as you reach full speed. It never ceases to make you laugh. You are not sure what causes him to fear the air so much. Admittedly however, you are not a land-locked creature so you are perhaps unprepared to comprehend his fears.
>"Come dear Anonymous, we have many miles to cover and many more monsters to eliminate. This land is ripe with creatures of all terrifying dominions that threaten our crystal allies further to the north."
>"Does the princess really have to be the one to thin them out though?"
>You chortle.
"Are you feeling well Anonymous? To hunt in such a magnificent display of martial ability is a festivity I celebrate higher than any petty parties the ponies back in Canterlot may throw. We choose to do this of our own volition."
>Anonymous once again lays close to you and grabs your neck tightly.
>"I'm not sure that I'm really ready to take on monsters Luna. I was scared of my grandmother's cat before I got here."
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"Hogwash, my apprentice. Have you not a lance and a magnificent steed to charge into peril aside you?"
>Anon chuckles, holding on tight.
>"True, my courageous Princess. However, I don't think a lance will help if I too busy pissing my greaves to aim it."
"You jest, do you not? I have seen you assault mine own sisters behind in public, mid-court no less. I would rather face the devils of Tartarus long ere I test my mettle against my own sister's anger once more."
>The light chuckle from before is replaced with loud laughter as Anon struggles to keep straight.
>"You're right Princess. You really wouldn't want to see what see did after that. Honestly I still get squeamish around milk."
>So that's why he always panics when he enters royal kitchens. You address him sarcastically.
"Your mirth at my sisters alabaster rage is awe-inspiring Anonymous, perhaps together after we have completed our objectives here we can turn our lances on the diarchy and institute a full, lunar republic."
>He takes your jest in good humor, continuing the joke.
>"I can see it now my Princess. We disguise ourselves as humble cake salesmares, then the second she turns to gobble it up and sticks her fat butt out at us -"
>He grabs the lance strapped to your side and holds it above himself in a striking pose.
>"White whale, holy grail!"
>You chortle uncontrollably at his pantomiming. Honestly you don't regret heeding Celestia's direction to take young Anon as your apprentice. His jokes often make no sense to you, but his delight is most certainly contagious.
"Cease thou rambunctious antics mine Anonymous, please, else I doubt I can stay level."
>Anon moves his mouth to your ear.
>"Oh, no royal 'We' today, Princess? Have I finally cracked your hard exterior and found the cute mare within?"
>A gentle blush covers your face. You are about to respond when a horrendously loud roaring echos from the mountains below.
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>Oh! You have a splendid idea of how to get him back. You turn to smile evilly at Anonymous, he looks at you in confusion for a second but it quickly changes to realization followed by fear.
>Straightening your wings and angling yourself down causes you to dive in freefall towards the noise.
>"Shit, Luna I'm sorry pleeeeeeeeeeeease-"
>Anonymous hangs on desperately as you rocket forward to your goal.
>You fly only a few dozen feet above the ground now. Snow-head mountains speed past your side as they open up into a wide clearing. Several giant vampire bats fly aimlessly around, seemingly searching for the source of the roar you heard.
"What has them so spooked I wonder? Maybe that roar wasn't one of them after all."
>"Wait, there's something bigger than these things around here!? Like what."
>"Well, like wy-"
>Dropping your altitude swiftly, you dodge out of the way of an incoming bat.
"We shall discuss this later, mine Anonymous."
>Many of the bats have acquired your location and have begun to circle, no doubt alerted by their friend.
>"For now I'd be particularly pleased if you would attempt to make use of that lance."
>Flapping hard you bring yourself level to stare at the encroaching threat.
>Anon scrabbles to raise his thin lance to chest height and holds it steady.
>"Why did I let you talk me into this?"
"You are my apprentice are you not?"
>"Hell you didn't even talk me into this, you yanked my from Celestia bed at 5 in the morning. Why am I here?"
>You turn your muzzle back over your wither to give your apprentice a wide smile.
"Because you love your princess."
>Rocketing towards the bats with haste you begin to charge your horn. It really has been far too long since you've got to enjoy this.
>Charging at the vanguard of the creatures caused them to scatter to avoid the attack. Locking onto one of the stragglers, you pounce straight for it, intent on getting Anon to take down at least one.
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>>29739610
>A strident *thud* rings out as Anonymous weapon pierces the monsters hide easily, you flap your wings backwards to lose speed quickly so Anon doesn't lose his lance in the monsters cadaver.
>The giant creature struggles weakly to keep airborne, before losing control of its wings and freefalling towards the earth, the lance coming free with a fleshy *pop*.
>"H- holy crap."
>Anon repositions himself and pulls his helmet back on straight.
"Indeed fair Anonymous, I did not suppose you would have it in you. Even if it was mostly from the efforts of your steed."
>Anon begins to laugh loudly. "You were right, Princess. This is pretty fun-"
>Anon is cut off by the ear-shattering screech of a flanking bat. Turning quickly you grab it telekinetically with you magic, realigning its course downward and sending it hurtling to the ground below.
>Catching both your breaths you stare at the congregation of bats now surrounding you. They hover in perfect formation around you.
>Anon shuffles uncomfortably against you.
>"Uh Luna, you're sure that we can take all these on right?"
>Fear was edging into his voice. Honestly it was shifting into your emotions as well. Not for yourself, you were far too enduring to lose to petty beasts such as these.
>Anon however was untrained and merely mortal. Under no circumstances would you allow yourself to lose your apprentice, especially after he has become so much more... personal.
>"Worry not, my apprentice, these creatures navigate using sound, with careful planning we can outmaneuver them with ease. They are no match for our combined forces, keep your guard up and follow my lead.
>Steadying yourself, you prepare to take evasive maneuvers and begin to charge a spell of deafening noise.
>Like an avalanche of warriors the bats descend onto you, swarming onto your location with heavy prejudice.
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>>29739616
>Swift as lightning you flap your long wings, sending you skyward rapidly. At the same time you release your spell, creating a thunderous noise where you just were.
>Turning swiftly you manage to catch sight of many of the bats crashing into one another as they bite at their own allies. The ones who did not fall for your trap catch on quickly and turn to charge at your new location.
>You attempt to roll out of the way until you hear the shrill screech coming from your left flank.
>They outmaneuvered you!
>You hold your hooves in front of yourself and brace for impact.
>A fleshy *thud* echoes off your side as the force of the impact shifts you slightly in the air.
>Huh, it should have hit much harder than that.
>Shifting your hooves back from the front of your face you stare at the giant bat, impaled from abdomen to out the back of the neck. Its face still twisted in a terrifying visage of a bloodthirsty monster.
>Looking up at your apprentice, you spot his shaky hands holding the heavy beast still as it limply flaps, attempting to keep airborne. After a few seconds it finally peters out and plummets to the clearing below.
>You stare at him in amazement.
"Anonymous!?"
>Still starting at the tip of his lance and breathing heavily, he rises to full height and stares at you once more.
>Smiling widely you start to laugh heartily.
"I knew you would hold the spirit of battle within you, my apprentice. Time was the only obstacle."
>Anon does not share your laugh, turning to stare to your side.
>Curious as to what he is so intent on looking at you follow his gaze.
>Oh.
>The bats have stopped in their assault. They flutter gently in place, staring blankly in random directions.
>"L- Luna, why are they not attacking?"
>You would answer him honestly if you knew yourself.
" I am afraid I cannot say dear Anonymous. Bats do not stop attacking for no particular reason...Well, unless they are homing in on a specific-"
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>>29739625
>Few dare to interrupt a princess, much less a deity as yourself. However this does not stop the gigantic monstrosity of a creature from splitting the sky with its deafening roar.
>It strikes fast as sound itself, soaring up from above to grab one of the bats in its oversized maw.
>Anonymous reels back as it comes shooting through the crowd of bats that surround you. Not for long however as they flee terrified the moment it appears.
>You hold steady in the air, refusing to be knocked off-balance by the monsters heavy wing beats.
>"What in the heavenly hell is that!?"
>You answer him calmly.
"A wyvern, dear Anonymous."
>"I thought you said we were just going to fight small monsters that attack ponies in the northern mountains?"
"It is relatively small Anonymous. Unlike their much larger and much more sapient cousins, the dragons. They prowl these parts, searching for large airborne prey, such as those giant bats for example."
>You give a content smile at your apt description, looking up at you apprentice.
>"Uh, and what else would they eat?"
>Giving Anon a confused look, you whinny lightly.
"What do you mean, is this really the time-"
>From behind you rushes a deep, guttural growl.
"Ah, of course, us too I suppose."
>In a flash you teleport a short distance to the left, earning yourself a wonderful view of the wyvern swooping past your previous location, taking a chunk out of the air with its gigantic maw.
>The monster's wings blow cool air against your muzzle blowing your ethereal mane out behind you. The beast has to travel a huge distance before it can successfully turn, giving you plenty of time to create a plan of action.
"A true challenge of your valor appears, dear Anonymous. Surely you accept its contest of arms?"
>With huge stokes of its wings the monster makes a slow turn to come charging at you again.
>Anonymous wriggles wildly on your back, his voice more panicked than you usually make him.
>"Luna, please!"
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>>29739636
"Oh? My brave knight has instead turned craven? Surely you do not fear the titanic, flying lizard with a maw the size of a bull?"
>The Wyvern bolts in ever closer, nearing you both at incredible speeds.
>"I swear if I die here I'm telling Celestia it was your fault."
>You do admire his ability to joke even when facing mortal peril.
"Then I'd suggest you avoid the fangs dear apprentice, the venom could kill a dragon."
>"Why do you never send me any encouragement?"
>Your ears ring as the creature reaches you, its roar ferocious, signaling its imminent impact. Anon holds his lance out ineffectually as he shouts at you.
>"LUNA!"
>With an instantaneous spell you blink out of the way of the winged-beast once more, leaving it disorientated. Only a low *thuck* sound is heard as you teleport, which is rather unusual, did it hit you?
>You turn to smile at him. His face is stunned in shock; however he quickly turns to scowl at you.
"I thought that was encouragement? I was merely /encouraging/ you to avoid its fangs."
>Anon's lance however appears to have left his hands.
>Scanning your body, you see it no-where on you.
"What happened to your weapon, sweet knight?"
>Anon point's to the beast now circling around to strike once again.
>His lance pokes out from one of its many thick scales, stuck moderately deep in the body of the beast.
>...
>This gives you an idea.
>Your magic cannot easily hold the huge monster idle; at most you could redirect its forward momentum like you did with the bats. However, there is something you can hold with your magic.
"Anonymous my dear, I'd suggest you hold on tightly, for we are about to illustrate one of the games of yesteryear. In my time, we called it jousting."
>Anon's face falls from his frown to a look of much trepidation.
>"Uh, princess. I don't think that's a good idea."
>Snapping your head forward you notice the great beast has spotted you once more, he charges yet again in a final charge.
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>>29739641

"I hear this game is often referred to as chicken in modern times. How queer, there are no such animals involved in any way, why is this Anonymous?"
>Giving a sly smile, you reciprocate, spreading your wings and entering your own dive. You pick up a sonic speed quickly, matching that of your opponent. Lighting your horn, you prepare to cast your final spell.
>Anonymous simply hugs your back close once more and mumbles incredulously to himself.
>"I could be balls deep in the sun deity right now. Cuddling and whispering sweet things into each other's ears"
>Your speed is rapid as lightning now, the monster roars horrendously as you close the gap between you swiftly.
"I'd suggest you brace dear apprentice."
>"Oh, 'Just a consort? Nay, my sister would also have you as apprentice'". You must admit, he imitates your sister's voice quite well.
>Dragging your wings back into large flapping motions to slow yourself down you release your spell.
>Grabbing the lance with as much magical power as you can you hold it firmly in place.
>A thunderous screech erupts from the winged-beast's monstrous maw as it impales itself on the long weapon.
>Blood pours from the now open wound running through its entire abdomen. Weakly flapping and flailing its body around in the air, the creature gives one last tremendous roar before its wings give out.
Hanging limply as it plummets to the ground. The proof of the act, a thunderous *crash* as the beast finally impacts the earth.
>A thick cloud of dust and dirt is kicked up by the impact, leaving the entire area looking like a meteorite had hit.
>Nodding curtly at the crater, you wear a content smile as you turn to your apprentice.
"I was the 306 year running jousting champion, beaten by naught a challenger."
>Anonymous stares down at the crater with wide eyes and an open mouth.
>Taking the opportunity, you pull his head forward gently with your magic, meeting his mouth with your own in a deep kiss.
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>>29739655
>It takes a moment before he realizes exactly what you're doing, reciprocating lightly.
>Pulling away you give him a wide, closed eye smile.

>Landing in the castle garden, you lower your body to allow Anon easy exit.
>He takes a shaky step with one foot on the ground. Placing his other foot on the ground, making sure it's stable; he falls to the floor laughing.
>He always does this when you take him out on an aerial trip, praying to the gods of the earth before and after he lands. You have no real understanding as to why, they died over a millennium ago.
"Happy to be reunited with the earth once more, sweet Anonymous?"
>There is a strange feeling welling within you however. Normally you have no problems ordering your subjects to do things they would normally avoid or hate doing. After all, that is their duty as your subordinate isn't it?
>Yet, you can't help but feel sorry for dragging Anon along on your adventures. Perhaps even against his will.
>You lower your head feeling somewhat ashamed.
"We- I... apologize for forcing you to participate in the lunar strike force with me Anonymous. I suppose dragging you out of my sister's bed early into her morning, strapping you in armor and flying you off to fight monsters was a tad... rude of me."
>Anon stops laughing, looking at you with an unreadable expression.
"And I understand if you truly do not wish to apprentice under me. I... do not get many ponies seeking my kinship these days after my banishment. It was wrong of me to assume you would like the same exiting muses as me. Truly, I apol-"
>Standing up and dusting himself off, he steps over to you, wrapping his arms around you.
>Surprised, you swiftly return the hug.
>"My princess. I love my life here, your sister is one of the kindest beings in the universe. She makes my life as contented as she possibly can, giving me anything I could have ever wanted. I try my hardest to repay that kindness by loving her harder than I thought humanly possible."
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>>29739658
>Holding him close and hard you feel a wetness form in your eyes.
>"Yet, even with all she can give me, I still felt an emptiness I never felt in my world. It's hard being the only Human is a world of talking horses."
>His expression falls, arms hanging from you weakly now.
>"No one understands my jokes; they all have Human points of reference. Heck, no one even really understands my sayings or references or quotes either. My frame of reference is so far foreign to you ponies that what I say can often get... lost in translation."
>You... kind of understand.
>Anonymous pulls back and places his hand softly around your muzzle, raising it so that you look him in the eyes.
>"But then your sister introduced me to you. I was hesitant when she said that 'Royal Consort' meant specifically the 'Royal Sisters' consort. Back in my world it was strange to be polygamist. Yet after meeting you, after spending time with you in private and sharing my love with you. I started to understand just how you must feel too."
>Lowering your head and holding back more tears, you answer quickly, with a shaky voice.
"Y- yes! We... I understand how it must feel to be thrown so far outside of your field of reference. To be thrust into another dimension, where you know nopony and understand nothing. But I at least had my sister, sweet Love. You came here with nothing to guide your way. I, merely come off as a... weird and misunderstood pony-"
>He grabs your muzzle again, pulling you into a deep kiss once more. Holding it there for a half-minute before breaking and addressing you again.
>"True, my Lunar Princess. You are weird."
>He gives a small sly smile.
>"But you just so happen to have a budding apprentice, who wishes to take all the weird you could possibly throw at him."
>His smile curls up further.
>"And with any luck he may even out-weird you one day"
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>>29739666
>He pulls his mouth close to your ear, speaking softly.
>"Did you not see how relaxed you became as the day went on Princess; you even stopped using the royal 'we'. Trust me, in time we'll fit in here just like everyone else. Whatever the case, I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life being weird with you. Kidnappings and monster battles included."
>You wipe your eyes, wearing a wide smile, still rickety from your sobs. Looking you apprentice... lover in the eyes you say nothing, content to stare at them until the moon rises once more.
>"Oh and uh, don't mention the whole disguising as cake merchants, taking over the Kingdom and instituting eternal night thing to your sister would you? She's still not great at getting my jokes."
>You giggle serenely; his odd timed humor is surprisingly refreshing from the scared ponies you usually deal with.
>"Nothing brightens my heart more than to see my two loves so deeply entwined in the rapture of the heart." You sisters voice is soft and sweet as usual, yet carries a mischievous undertone.
>Both yourself and Anonymous blush tremendously as you turn to your sister. Her face curled up into a huge sly grin.
>"I see you both thoroughly enjoyed your time together this fine morning. Would you like me to call the maid to set your bed with rose petals and incense, dear Sister? If you wouldn't mind I still have time before day court and would love to come join in the festivities."
>Stammering shyly like a school filly you address her swiftly.
"Th- that will not be necessary, Sister. I am- We are truly, very and most definitely exhausted from the morning and shall need to retire to our bed-chambers post haste."
>You rocket off towards your room, but not before turning around to give Anon a quick peck on his cheek.
>Stepping on the floor of your balcony you open the sliding door and exhale loudly, face still red with embarrassment.
"What a lewd sister to have!"
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>>29739670
>Back in the garden, unbeknownst to you.
>"Heh, you need to stop teasing her like that Tia. She'll come around; she just needs to go at her own pace.
>Smiling brightly, Celestia answers.
>"You may be right, my love. But I will not deny how enjoyable it is. I must admit most of all however, how impressed I am with you."
>She places a hoof on Anon's shoulder, drawing closer to him.
>"You fought a wyvern together! She has not taken anypony hunting like that since she was but a young princess."
>"Heh, yeah it was pretty amazi-..."
>"Hey Celestia, how do you know we fought a wyvern together?"
>"Oh? I put a sensory spell on you to make sure you were safe my sweet, darling Anonymous."
>Her smile grows, now very close to Anon's face.
>Anon's face changes to worry stricken, more-so than facing the wyvern.
>"Oh!. And, err... what did you hear?"
>"I heard a great many things. Fearful screams, light joking, poking princesses in their 'huge butts' with your /lance/."
>Beads of sweat form on Anon's forehead.
>"Like I said to my sister, I still have time before court, Anon.
>Celestia moves her muzzle to his ear, whispering sternly.
>"Human male, holy grail."

http://pastebin.com/dWtPgtmE

Hoped you enjoyed my autistic horse words. No porn this time. Criticism always welcome.
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>>29739682
As the Anon who threw out the story hooks i'd say that came out pretty darn good.

one more pastebin for my "pony pastebins" collection
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>>29739682
milky way became an alicorn
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>>29739488
>>29739523
>>29739562
>>29739682
>>29739692
Do the spoiler tags serve a purpose? (Like green can be considered more than just a quote.)

Is there something that needs to be hidden unless the reader explicitly demands to see it?

Or is the added formatting to make the presentation of the post more elaborate?
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>>29740362
not me you're quoting but I mostly use it for emphasis or punchlines
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Needs more princest.
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>>29741518
kys
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I like this one
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>>29740362
They're used mostly for comedic effect. Usually by making you think a character is going to say one thing and then says something completely different.a
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>>29741957
>implying you wouldn't a THICCCCCQQQQ princess
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>>29742631
I like it too
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>>29744199
god thats hideous, even for a human.
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>>29744243

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI
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>>29739592
>We congregate here to escape our problems, not to focus on them.
True words, Anon. True words.
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>>29739682
Frak! That was hilarious. I'm wiping tears of laughter from my eyes as I write this. Well done, Anon. Well done.
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I wanna see her belt out a royal canterlot voice at a random moment in an episode. Perhaps at a time when she's vulnerable or lunaticked off
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>>29737047
read some more green you fucking nigger
you sure are fucking dumb
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New thread tomorrow? Pic limit is almost there.
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>>29745283
Sure
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>>29745320
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>>29747029
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>>29747061
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>>29665395
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You're not allowed to die 'till image limit damn it.
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>>29739592
>>29684505
I really enjoyed these. May we have some more please?
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Its almost time
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>>29748474
There's a couple stories I already started, including the start of a long one. But it looks like moon wants more light Lunadom porn for now.
I don't really mind, consort Anon and Luna is fun to write.
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>>29749735
my dick is so ready anon
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>>29739682
I just finished reading your RGRE in the pastebin. All entertaining but I quite enjoyed that last one. It was sweet and full of d'awww.

I hope you continue with "Lunar Strike Force" based stories. Slice of Life, Adventure and Romance (with or without porn) are my favorites. That story is a perfect fit for my tastes. Thanks for sharing.
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I'm guessing StAnon's Starlight is ded. Too bad as I really liked the premise. Any other Guard Anon greens y'all recommend? Preferably a part of Luna's guard but Celestia is ok too.
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>>29750977
T H I Q Q
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>>29750662
He just said he was going to actually finish it before posting that way nobody will wait.
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Carry me
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>>29668074
Carlos I know it's you REEEEEEEEE
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>>29750662
>>29751003
I'll get some updates in the next thread, hopefully
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>>29675549
There are countless fics of Luna taking on a variety of students.

I remember one where Luna took on Twilight as Loyal Apprentice or something, which was her counterpart to Celestia's Faithful Student, and which basically involved lots of sex. Celestia knew the ancient tradition of Loyal Apprentice but didn't know who Luna chose and disapproved of the hedonistic nature of the role, so Twilight had to balance her day and night studies and also listen to everyone unknowingly calling her a whore to her face.

It actually had a lot more plot than clop, despite being presented as just smut, but then it died and now I'm sad.
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>>29751631
Even if it's dead, it sounds interesting. Dunno if I'd actually read it though, dead fics get kind of depressing.
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16 albinos in the S.W.A.T.S.
Love you /moon/
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>>29751631
Link?
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C'mon guys, we only got four images left to do before we go and make a new thread, don't let it die on us now.
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>>29751522
Oh! Awesome! I look forward to reading them.
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>>29753714
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>>29753718
God damn it anon
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Fun thread guys, see ya next time.
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Missed calls
Love you /moon/
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>>29753706
d'aww.

>>29753714
CELLY! After Lulu shared her desert with you.

>>29753718
kek
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>>29755015
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Best me
Love you /moon/
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