Satyr Abomination Thread #201: A Freaking Leaf Edition

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Does that mean she taps a mean maple syrup!?

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>>29660827
Dawn of the first day. Fifteen days remain.

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>>29660838
>maple syrup
Is that what the kids call it these days?

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Mal!

>>29661098
A clit made for torture.

>>29661098
Is a cutie.

>>29661108
>>29661113
Both correct

Which satyr daughteru is the most homicidal?

>>29662418


>"Gumdrop, I appreciate you taking it upon yourself to prepare tonight's meal, but please won't you let me dice the vegetables? I don't want you to cut yourself."
>You smirk.
"Don't be silly, daddy. I'll be careful."
>Your smirk turns to into a subtle frown as your mother enters the kitchen and makes her way over to your father.
>"Anon, could you please come help me with-"
"No!"
>Your shout catches even you off guard, seemingly having yelled without consciously choosing to do so, as if on instinct alone.
>The wide eyes of your parents puzzle you.
"What?"
>You follow their gaze, looking down towards the counter top in which you'd apparently buried the carving knife you'd been using.
>Odd... You don't remember doing that.
>Straining slightly, you finally manage to wiggle the knife free.
"Silly me."
>You chuckle innocently.
>Your mother hesitates for a moment before again addressing your dad
>"On second thought, you stay here. I can manage alone, probably."

Don't come between Gumdrop and her dad.

More suited for /sad/ but the question was asked here.

>>29662418
Clockwork. Based off ultra violence and rape.

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>>29662551
>Yandere Gumdrop
Intrigued. I'd read more.

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>>29662588

>>29662551

>"Anon, my goodness, you won't believe what just happened!"
"Calm down and take a deep breath, Bon."
>"I nearly died!"
"What, are you hurt?"
>"No, I don't think so at least, but on my way home as I was walking under the bridge, a loose stone the size of a hoofball fell and landed right by my head."
"Lucky escape."
>"How are you so calm? I could have died!"
"But you're okay and that's all that matters. I'll put in a complaint with the mayor later about letting the bridge get into such a state of disrepair."
>"Where's Gumdrop? She could come home the same way I did."
"Oh, she said something about needing to do some sculpting and headed out with my stone chisel."

>>29662676
kek

>>29662676
Bon Bon's gotten really clumsy lately. In the last three weeks alone she's done the following, among other things.

>Accidentally poured bleach into her tea with no memory of having done so.
>Slipped on a wet floor and nearly cracked her head on the kitchen counter.
>Fallen asleep with a plastic bag over her head.
>Eaten an apple which had a razor blade lodged in it.
>Tripped on some marbles and down the stairs.
>Opened a can of beans, only to discover that it was in fact actually a cleverly disguised Model 24 Stielhandgranate and that she'd just pulled the detonation cord.

Gumdrop fags are cancer.

>>29663537
If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.

>>29663537
Let's go back to talking and writing about nothing besides the occasional "bump" then.

>>29663577
Kay. Bump

>>29663622

What is the most embarrassing thing satyr can have around their friends?

>>29666775
Wicked curry farts.

>>29666861
Which satyr has the wickedest curry farts?

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>tfw no news about Pyrefly resuming Curwhibbles

>>29666775
Cutie pox. It is literally chicken pox mixed with the cutie pox for satyrs. Itchy cutie marks sprouting all over your body. Then you have to do the thing that popped up... Imagine having to itch while doing yoga, or while escaping from a straight jacket, OR WHILE BAKING!

>>29667289
Could be funny

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Any more stories for this cutie?

>>29667530
None that I know of, sadly.

>>29667530
Writefags plz

>>29667530
>>29668412
What kind of stories could be had? And what are peoples take on her? I always had her pegged as a feral child who doesn't speak English and acts more akin to a dog.

>>29668600
Here are a few quotes from the artist that might give you some idea.

>"Pony/human capacity for intelligence with very strong dog-like instincts, and since she grew up in the wild she’s more or less feral. No matter how much stuff she learns, though, she’ll still chase sticks and squirrels and cry at the window when her dad goes to work."

I imagine that pony reactions would mostly be disgust towards anon for being a dog fucker.

>>29668600
Sounds dumb.

>>29668600
>Anon finds her near his house.
>Has blurred memories of drunken dog shiggy diggy.
>Tries to hide/get rid of her to keep his reputation.

>

>>29668914
Why would he try to hide her?
He's got plenty of other monster/beast daughterus already, and it's hardly a secret to anyone who knows him that he likes dangerous girls.

>>29669563
1. Read the op there is no set cannon for the satyr thread.

2.I'm just trying to come up with a conflict for some writefag to resolve.

That's how stories work.

>>29669563
>Implying

>>29669907
This. Also, could lead to some whacky hijinks. Like Tom and Jerry levels of protect/hide the baby

Bamp

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>>29668914
>>29670387
>>29668870

WRITEFAGS PLZ

>>29670903
It's safe to say that there is a meager amount of writers in this thread.

>>29668412
They're gone, Anon. Writefags, artfags, everyone... all gone.

>>29671945
Is it The Nothing, Princess?

>>29669563

>"Dad?"
>Anon looked up from his gardening work and wiped the sweat from his brow as his daughter made her way over to him.
"Yeah, what d'ya need, Kimmy?"
>The young Chimera pointed with her thumb back over her shoulder towards the house.
>"She's back again."
>Anon stood up, his joints cracking slightly in protest after having spent the last few hours kneeling amidst the flowerbeds.
>Kimmy looked on as her father's face took on a pensive expression, his lips tight and his eyes staring blankly for a moment.
>Eventually he sighed, giving a small nod.
"Okay, you'd best show me where she is."
>As it turned out, the strange girl had somehow found her way into the house and onto Anon's own bed, currently lying soundly asleep nestled on the top of the duvet.
>Slowly, he opened the door and approached the snoozing girl with his hands held up in as non-threatening a manner as he could manage.
>Her eyes cracked open as the floorboards gave out a creek.
>Seeing the man before her, the odd girl fixed him with a stare, her body tensing up slightly but otherwise showing no other signs of fear.
"Shh, it's okay, I'm not going to hurt you."
>Anon received no reply as the girl sat up and watched him with curiosity.
"You're a crafty one, hmm? I wonder how you managed to get in here."
>The girl's gaze shifted to the side and Anon followed her eyes towards the half open widow.
>Anon smiled as he looked back at her.
"You understood that?"
>She stared at him with a puzzled expression.
"I think you can understand a lot more of what I'm saying than you let on."
>He received no response.
"Do you have a name?"
>Nothing.
"Not feeling talkative?"

>Meanwhile downstairs, Lenora and Kimmy sat side by side on the couch.
>"I don't know why dad doesn't just kick it out."
>Kimmy rolled her eyes at her sister.
>"Come on, you're not that dumb. He's not going to kick her out."
>Lenora shrugged.
>"Why?"
>Kimmy groaned.
>"Because, dummy, she's probably his."

I'm no writer.

>>29672615
An hour later and Kimmy, Lenora and Ariana went up to their dad's room to find out what was for dinner. They find him sitting on the bed reading a storybook to the girl as she lays curled up on his lap.

>"Dad, seriously? C'mon."
"Don't give me that look, Lenora."
>"You said you'd retired from monster laying years ago after we were born."
"I thought I had, but I guess I must have relapsed one night on the way back from the bar or something."
>"How do you even know she's yours?"
>Anon chucked, looking down adoringly at the girl on his lap.
"Hey, sweetie, who's your daddy?"
>The girl sprung up and started licking his face like a faithful dog greeting its owner as all the while her tail wagged excitably.
"Is it me? Yes, yes it is! Who's a good girl? You are, yes you are!"
>He patted her head affectionately as he looked back up at his other assembled daughters.
"See?"
>Kimmy and Ariana exchanged glances as Lenora frowned.
>"Fine, whatever. Keep the stinking thing if you want, but I'm not sharing my room."

>>29672615
>>29672671
Cute!

>>29672615
>>29672671

Thanks based write friend.

>>29670903
>>29667530
Does she get fleas or termites? Also is she house trained or is she prone to leaving sticky puddles of sap all over the living room floor?

>>29672671

>"Dad... Dad!"
>Anon jolted awake from his nap on the couch.
"Yeah, I'm up, there's no need to yell, Lenora."
>"The dumb twig's lying in front of my bedroom door and keeps growling at me whenever I try to get passed her."
>Anon frowned slightly.
"I've told you before not to call your new sister a twig."
>Lenora scoffed.
>"Well it fits seeing as she's half tree and keeps leaving splinters in the carpet. Besides, as far as I'm concerned she's not my sister."
>Anon sighed and sat up, knowing he'd not win this particular argument any time soon.
"You don't want a cute new little sis? Fine then, you can think of her as a pet for all I care so long as you're nice to her."
>Anon yawned and stood up, following his daughter to her room.
>"I already have a pet, I don't want another."
"Sweatheart, you can't call Cotton your pet, it's probably upsetting for her."
>Lenora rolled her eyes.
>"Sure it is."
"Where is Cotton anyway?"
>"She's trapped in my room."
>The duo stopped at the end of the hallway leading to the girls' bedrooms and Lenora pointed to her door, in front of which lay 'the twig' seemingly sound asleep in a patch of sunshine that shone through the nearby window..
>Anon chuckled.
"Look, she's not doing any harm."
>"Oh yeah, watch this?"
>Lenora confidently strode over to her door, expecting to be growled at once again.
>Anon waited for a moment before shrugging.
"See, she's just a cute little sweetie."
>Lenora looked confused, nudging the sleeping figure of her new sister with her clawed foot.
>"She was doing it a minute ago!"
>Anon smirked.
"Sure she was. Well I think you should be able to cope with this terrifying monster by yourself, and I don't have the heart to move her anyway."
>"Wait!"
>It was too late, Anon had already turned and headed back to the living room.
>No sooner had he gone than a bone chilling sound caused Lenora to freeze and look down, her nemesis now staring at her and baring her teeth.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDBEeq-Csc

>>29673420
oh jeez

>>29673420
So when does Lenora becoming the protective big sis?
How do the others feel about her?

I like these, by the way.

>>29673420
>Lenora tries to sit in her favourite seat in front of the TV.
>Discovers that Firginia or Groot, her father hadn't settled on a name for her yet, is already there.
>Gets snarled at.
>"Dad!"
>Anon glances over.
"Sorry, pumpkin, it looks like she's staked her claim."
>"But-"
"Just sit somewhere else for now."
>Clenching her jaw in frustration, Lenora leaned down and whispered menacingly.
>"I've let you off up until now because you're new, but this is your last warning, you little-"
>...
>The last thing Lenora remembered before waking up almost a day later in hospital was a being knocked to the ground as a mass of mattered hair and razor sharp thorns launched itself at her face.

I think the name "Fern" sounds more fitting to be honest.

>>29674283
I imagine that Groot or whatever people call her is primarily nocturnal and comes and goes as she pleases throughout the night since her presumed father started leaving a window open for her.

Kimmy & Mera like to play fetch with her and use her as a "buttface deterrent" meaning somebody to chase off Lenora. They often let her sleep in their room during the day when she's not curled up at the foot of her father's bed.

Ariana thinks she's cute but is hesitant and a little nervous around her because she's afraid she'll step on her by accident.

Cotton is skittish, as the latest addition to the family has a habit of chasing her around and barking at her. It's mostly just playful instinct, but Cotton has more than once had to hide in Lenora's room or climb a tree to escape. On the plus side, buns need a lot of exercise and Cotton was starting to get chubby, so maybe it's for the best.

Lenora is in shock, not sure how to respond to somebody who isn't swayed by her blustering and threats.

>>29674545
>Lenora is in shock, not sure how to respond to somebody who isn't swayed by her blustering and threats.
More like she is terrified of the one thing lions can't defeat. Splinters. And groot is a giant walking splinter hazard.

Bitch nigger.

>>29676472
Vinny, saying nigga doesn't make you cool. It didn't in /sad/. It doesn't here.

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>>29666775
Old Shames they don't want people to bring up.

>Feather sat at the table with Darcy who's taking a break from the bar.
>Darcy's letting her ask her anything that she could come up from the top of her head.
>Then one question poked at the back of her head.
>How did Utah know how to fight before?
>He always left it at Darcy showed him how to wrestle and boxing with Bucky, but never into details.
"So, you know Utah's secret?"
>"Of course Sug. I'm the one who exposed it to him."
"Exposed?"
>"Yeah, hold on. Let me grab it."
>Darcy opens up her purse to grab a photo from it and gives it to Feather
>"He was 10 and I was 17. Mighty Mare and Little Colt or Yegua de Fuerza y Potro de poco."
>The second she glances at it, she has to cover her mouth from laughter.
>It has Darcy in a Luchador outfit with Apple colors.
>But that isn't what caused her to nearly cry from laughter
>It was a young Utah in a costume that included short shorts and pixie boots.
>All Darcy does is smirk, know
>She's going to have to bring this up sometime and see if he remembers it.

>>29676588
A cute

>>29676500
I just don't like generic bump posts.

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>>29676605
Utah won't admit it if he's asked, but he's not going to deny it either and try to change the subject

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>>29678301
He physically lacks the muscles needed to smile.

any stories where anon is a xenophobic asshole? cuz thats what i would be. racemixing was bad enough but now speciesmixing? dear god

a black person and a pony would make like some sort of mega retarded monkey horse offspring. what would you call this thing?

>>29679356
Say it with me; Your wife's son.

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>>29679384
fuck you got me there you cheeky motherfucker

>>29679356
Asha or Le-a

Sure is some quality posting in here.

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>>29680150
sleepy time satyrs?

>>29680150
lol it looks like she's holding a gun in her sleep. goddamn urbans...

>>29680622
She's dreaming of holding up an off license.

>>29680644
The teddy bear is a hostage in her dream.

>>29676500
Plus I'd bump with something far more ludicrous, like how I do in Flutterrape

>>29681683
>A bump disguised as an explanation as to how you'd bump.
Noice.

Teach me, senpai.

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>>29680551
The sleepiest.

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>>29681707
First be inspired by the initial premise of satyr. Second let it spur you on in your [a(r/u)tistic] endeavors. Three keep the thread alive.
Simple as that.

>>29680150
ew zigger

I wish there was more Crag (Maud's satyr son) content, at least enough to get a general personality going anyways.

>>29680551

I wonder if Yuzu's dad ever wakes her up when she's slept through into the afternoon by creeping into her room and squirting her with a water pistol filled with "holy water" to "banish the vampire" as a joke.

>"Gah! S-Stop it!"
"Back, foul devil and leave this place!"
>"I'm not a vampire!"
"That's what they all say!"

>>29685791
I bet Yuzu has had to suffer thorough quite a lot of bad vampire jokes growing up.

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>>29685836

>"Hey, Yuzu, right?"
"Yeah, do I know you?"
>"No, but people say you're a vampire or something."
"Well I'm n-"
>"Because I've got something you can suck on, if you know what I mean."
"Hmm... No, I can't say that I do. Perhaps you could explain it to me?"
>"Well, you know."
"No."
>"I mean that you could suck on my..."
"Your what?"
>"Come on, you know what I'm getting at."
"Nope, I can't say that I do."
>"Seriously? Ugh, whatever, forget it."
"Oh no, you're not going anywhere until you've explained it to me."
>"H-Hey, let go of me!"
"Why don't you take a seat."

I wonder if she would get a lot of attention from the Equestrian equivalent of Twilight-fans.

>>29686415

"Listen, you little shitheads, I'm not going to sparkle no matter how much you shine the UV lamp at me, so cut it out before you give me skin cancer!"

>>29686444

>That night when Yuzu comes home.
"Yuzu, what have I told you about sunbathing without using sun block? You look like a baked potato."
>"I really, really don't want to talk about it."
"Suit yourself, but I'll just let you know now how many girls would kill for skin like yours. A shame to go ruining it."
>"Just... Just don't, dad."

>>29686415
>>29686444
She should convince them to go pester godlord Twilysuecorn let her deal with them when they get to their inevitable murdery yandere level.

>>29686559
>>29686444
>>29686415
Why doesn't she just use her new fanclub as her own personal minions?

"Shoot, looks like you've figured it out. Okay, I confess, I'm a vampire."
>The dorky looking girl's eyes widened and she smiled widely.
>"Really? Ha, I knew it! I was starting to think that maybe I was wrong after all these weeks, but I guess it just shows that I should trust my instincts, just like it says you should in chapter seven of the third Moonlight novel."
"That's great and all, but listen here, kiddo."
>"Huh?"
>Yuzu flashed a fanged grin.
"I've used my vampire powers to hypnotise you and turn you into my slave of-"
>Yuzu couldn't help but snort as she tried to suppress a chuckle, not sure how anybody could every buy this nonsense.
"Sorry, I uh... I thought I saw a werewolf."
>The other girl gasped.
>"A werewolf, seriously?"
"Yeah and I'm allergic to them, Anyway, as I was saying, I've used my powers to turn you into my loyal slave of darkness."
>The girl clasped her hands to her cheeks.
>"No!"
>Yuzu smirked.
"Yup, so now you have to obey my every whim and do my bidding... Also you have to call me mistress."
>"B-But-"
>Yuzu frowned, extending her wings menacingly.
"But what, slave?"
>The girl shrunk back in fear.
>"N-Nothing, Mistress! I'm sorry, please don't kill me!"
>Yuzu nodded slowly, tapping her chin thoughtfully.
"Very well, I shall spare you this one time... if you make me a sandwich."
>The girl looked puzzled.
>"A sandwich? Wouldn't blood please you more mistress?"
>Yuzu rolled her eyes.
"Don't question your dark mistress of the night, slave. Now go, do as I command."
>"Y-Yes, right away!"

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>>29687013

>"Is the other girl you hang around with so often a vampire too?"
"Nah, she's a succubus who's trying to steal my dad's life energy."

>>29687013
>tfw the guy who played sparklefag in the movies is supposedly creeped the fucked out by his fans who would keep trying to get him to drink their blood in real life or other crazy shit.
I don't think Yuzu thought this all the way through.

>>29687102
He got a good ol' schoolgirl harem going yet?

New /sad/ thread up.

I'm going to continue a discussion from /sad/. So some satyrs will eventually get married and all, but which ones will end up doing something stupid like getting their girl/marefriend pregnant out of wedlock?

>>29687102
>vampire daughter and her succubus friend
Anon is living dangerous.

>>29687889
>out of wedlock
That's such a ridiculous and archaic term.
There's nothing wrong with just moving together and staying unmarried forever and having kids.

>>29687910
What about the tax break for getting married? I'm assuming that's not just a British thing and applies elsewhere too.

Which satyr wets the bed most furiously?

>>29688099
I've literally never heard about that before. If that's actually a thing, it needs to be nuked into orbit.

That _might_ be a valid reason to get married, but it would have to save a fuckton of money to be worth the hassle.

>>29687899

>"Hey, Mister Anon, can I harvest your vitality... you know, with my vagina?"
"Mistake, we've been over this before. Do you even know what sex is?"
>"Nuh-uh, but maybe you could show me?"
"Yeah, that's not happening. For now, why don't you go watch TV with Yuzu or whatever it is she's doing, eh?"
>"But-"
"Come back in five years or so and we'll talk."

The girl is nothing if not persistent.

>>29688136
I'm pretty sure it's just because statistically married couples are more likely to remain living together than unmarried partners, and that means that the children are less likely to come from single parent homes. Basically the money the government loses in taxes they make up for several times over by having to pay less social care for broken homes and income support for single mothers etc.

Or something like that.

>>29688159
So, how old is she there?
And what happens 5 years later?

>>29688210
>because statistically married couples are more likely to remain living together than unmarried partners, and that means that the children are less likely to come from single parent homes
Is it actually though?
I get the impression most people who marry end up getting divorced anyway, and everything just ends up much worse than if they'd never married in the first place thanks to all the legal shit involved.

Marriage is literally just making people miserable by basically legally chaining them together and most likely causing them to be more likely to break up due to the feeling of being "chained down" by the marriage.
It's a terrible and archaic practice that just needs to die.

>>29688221
I don't know, eleven maybe. Sixteen is legal here, albeit still weird. Anon just doesn't want to crush her hopes that maybe they can be together one day and that Yuzu will be her step-daughter bff.

Five years later to the day, mistake shows up at Anon's door with a box of condoms and asks if he "knows what today is" meaning the vague promise he made all those years earlier.

>>29688318
>Yuzu will be her step-daughter bff
That would be convenient.
She wouldn't even have to come over to hang out with Yuzu anymore, since she'd live there.

>Five years later to the day, mistake shows up at Anon's door with a box of condoms and asks if he "knows what today is" meaning the vague promise he made all those years earlier.
Cute!

>>29688389

>"Hey, remember what today is?"
"Uh... Friday?"
>"No, well yeah, but what else?"
"The 17th of-"
>"I mean do you remember why this day is significant."
"Hmm... Nope, you've stumped me."
>"Like, maybe you made a promise about this day a long time ago?"
"I did?"

Mistake ran home crying after that.

>>29688431
>Mistake ran home crying after that.
That seems like a bit of an overreaction when she could have just reminded him.

>>29688438
She's a teenage girl, critical thinking isn't her strong point. In her mind, he should have remembered that passing comment he made five years earlier the second he saw her, then swept her off her hooves and carried her bridal style into the bedroom while she texted Yuzu by the minute status updates the entire time.

>LOL goodbye hymen <3

>>29688567
I bet she comes back again once she realizes her mistake and starts putting the moves on him again.

>More of this shitzu
Shouldn't this topic be in /sad/?

>>29688719
We barely have enough content to keep one thread alive let alone two. I'd rather have some form of stories and discussion regardless of what they're about than generic bump posts for hours on end.

>>29688719
>More of this bitching at literally any topic
Shouldn't you be declaring how you're gonna leave now?

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>>29688719
>hating Yuzu

>>29688797
Even if it devolves into more "Er gawd, Anon is de hawtest shit lol" circlejerking? At this point the self insertion is just annoying.

>>29688866
Well then write about something else.

>>29688866
It's impossible for it to be more annoying than the constant satyr x satyr shipping, but you don't seem to bitch about that.

>>29688888
Digits don't lie.

>>29688888
Quints confirm satyr a shit

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>>29688901
At least it's cute and sexy shit.

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>>29676588
You think any aftercare went on after any of the matches?

>>29688901
Kill the thread. Shut it down. Shut it all down. Satyrs are dog shit.

>>29688888
>Unironically believing this
And here we have a cancerous faggot. One who truly believes self insert shipping is a good thing. You can typically find these on derpibooru and fimfiction.

>>29689122
Nah. I would say they weren't in any big league stuff. At most Minor League stuff. You wouldn't see them on TV.

>>29660827

>>29689933
I think you may have been confused by the term aftercare.

>>29691536
... Never trust a fairy.

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>>29691743
But she just wanted to be let in

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>>29691840
Legitimate spoilered image
NEVER. TRUST. A FAIRY!

>>29691899
I have no idea what that is. Spoon feed me anon

>>29691919
Bravely Default

>>29691926
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>29691840
I want to cum inside the fairy.

>>29690650
I know what they meant. It's not like they could have made it anymore obvious with the picture.

Which satyrs are the biggest boyscouts?

>>29694772
The ones in the boyscouts

>>29695474
Are there boyscouts in Equestria?

>>29697954
I had a really nsfw story written about her. Had. I actually do enjoy the idea of a slime girl, so Soozen is definitely in my top 20.

>>29698163
Post it

>>29698253
Nah. There's a reason I didn't post it and a reason I don't post stories here anymore. Risk of shit storms starting is too damn high. I want to remember satyr as a chill place, which is already hard enough. I don't want to add to the boat rocking.

>>29698738
That's a real shame.

>>29697954
Wild Goo Daughter appears!
>Impregnate
>Items
>Bonding
>Neglect

>>29698738
I think those days have somewhat passed. People bitching usually gets a collective "shut the fuck up" now, it seems. Like a lot of people burned out on the bitching.
Besides, if you withhold content because posting it might make our whinefags buttblistered, they win.

>>29698859
try bonding

Mal and button mash satyr playing vidya when

do you fags even have male satyrs?

>>29699579
>You give your daughter a small hug.
>Your shirt is stained, but she seems happy.

>>29699596
>button mash satyr
Needs less meme.

>do you fags even have male satyrs?
No. Some faggots, traps, and gary stus. But not really any males.

>>29697954
Soozen is a cutie.

>>29697954
How would sex with a goo satyr work?
Would she just envelop your crotch in her gooey lower body and massage your dick until you cum inside her goo, or would she actually have some sort of genital opening?

>>29699777
She can adapt, and mold herself into more cohesive forms. But she'd probably be most comfortable with just enveloping.

>>29660827
Glimmer Sparkle needs more love.

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>>29700903
Its pretty old actually. Still I love MTs stuff

Late congrats on 200 threads. My regular threads are dazzlings and EQG edits but I pop in here every once in a while.

>>29699777
Everywhere is an opening, though somewhat limited by the fact that she has most of a skeleton (no legs) & at least lungs on the organ front (more for talking than for breathing).

>>29701427
>she has most of a skeleton (no legs) & at least lungs on the organ front
Does she though?
In the picture, it looks like her entire body is made of goo.

>>29701720
Opaque goo. She's not exactly completely see through & the human's got to contribute something.
(I at least tried to cover where a skeleton goes)

The outer & visible layer is goo though, yes.

>>29701760
If you looked closely at her torso, would you be able to see her skeleton and internal organs through the goo?

>>29701772
Not really. Maybe you'd get a vague idea of the skeleton. You could still reach in to feel her innards if you needed to make absolutely sure. She'd probably mind a bit though.

>>29701961
>You could still reach in to feel her innards if you needed to make absolutely sure. She'd probably mind a bit though.
Would she mind a womb massage?

If she has no vulva, where does she pee from?

>>29698859
Nah, certain names still have people go out of their way to talk about how said names are fucking garbage and detract from the story they are involved with... though, we might be small enough now that the people who wrote about them or would complain about them have left.

>>29702151
Well, as long as you avoid the terrible two, I doubt you'll have any problem except from those faggots who just bitch about literally anything and everything.
But in fairness, those ones probably wouldn't get so much hate in new content if all new content about them wasn't remakes of the same exact crap that made people hate them to begin with.

It might be advisable to back away from Utah stuff too for a bit. Think people are getting kinda frustrated with his shippers.

>>29702215
>Terrible two
Proving the point right there. Didn't even have to name them and you knew an example already. The thread doesn't change, the only way to avoid shit storms is to avoid making content. Well, at least content you post in the thread... no, even derpi satyrs get shit on.

>>29702265
You know what, you're right. If the only thing you have to offer is cancer, it's better you just don't post.

Their reputation isn't the result of one or two autistic faggots screeching incessantly about how much they don't like thing. They earned their hatred, from rabid fans who forced them into every single topic harder than anything has been forced before or since, who would reassert them if the topic tried to rerail itself, and generally just treated them in a way that could almost be called worshipful.

Sorry that people don't like your gods, and they're blemished with a reputation that will likely never fade, but you have only yourself to blame.

>>29702081
At least take her out to dinner first.

>>29702215
>>29702309
Your opinion isn't representative of "everyone", complain-anon.

>>29702309
>Triggered
Man, due shouldn't have even mentioned having a story.

>>29702309
>Proving the point; the post
Satyr is dead and we killed it.

Huh, this scene looks kind of familiar. Oh yeah! We had a shit storm less than two threads ago. If desu wasn't dying, could even link it.

>>29702578
The dude never had a story. He just seems to pop in sometimes to mope about how terrible it is here, and how he's got all this content he's holding back because of the big meanies.

If it's that bad, just leave. If you want to stay, either put something back in besides casually whining, or lurk quietly.

In other words, nut up or shut up.

>>29702653
This. If you got content, post it. If you want to write, write and post it. If someone bitches anout it, ignore it and know that it's probably just the same one or two guys who bitch about everything else already. They're not going anywhere, and witholding content isn't going to improve anything for anyone, just contribute to killing the thread.

>>29702983
Exactly. Even as the guy who called those two trash, and exactly why I think they're trash, I'd still say it'd better to post it and let those people who will enjoy enjoy it than to not.

Because what's happening, the whole "I have stuff, but I'm not posting it" really comes of more than anything as you just wanting people to beg you for the content and asspat how much they totally agree with you.

"Mistake, for the last time I'm not interested in dating a girl 26 years younger than me."
>"Why not?"
"Because youre way too young for me. You're still a damn kid."
>"I am NOT."
"Oh yeah? What form did you use to file your taxes?"
>"I've never paid taxes."
"See? Still a kid."
>"That doesn't mean anything!"
"Do you wash your bedsheets?"
>"N.no."
"Make your own food?"
>"Does cereal count?"
"Does it have a colorful cartoon character on the box art?"
>"N.next question."
"Face it Mistake, you're still a little girl."
>"Oh yeah, well THIS little girl started her period!"
>The room goes deathly silent as Mistake grins, she got him.
"...STARTED?"
>Mistake hangs her head as Anon shakes his head.
"Go home Mistake."
>As he walks away Yuzu stares deadpan at her friend before lazily handing her a maxipad. "They have a sale of em right now if you wanna get some."
>today was a I like this stupid idea kind of day

>>29703255
She'll break 'im eventually.

>>29703266
Yeah.

>>29703306
>Teenage girls actually believe this
This is why innocent men get thrown in with pedophiles.

>>29661098

Someone actually made a Nyx satyr?

>>29703441
quite a while ago, though she's more of a meme than anything

>>29661098
Does anybody else think that Mal could be good as an in-universe fictional satyr?

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New to these threads.

Any good Venus stories? The idea of her existence intrigues me given the implication of infidelity on Cadence's part or Cadence being a deadbeat mom prior to her actually entering a relationship with Shining. .

>>29704016
Don't forget about the swingers scenario possibility which easily sets up Dagger's co-existence.

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>>29704086

>Anon and his sister Femanon happen to go to a swingers party in the Crystal Empire
>They both get blackout drunk
>Anon ends up fucking Cadence, while Femanon gets fucked by Shining
>None of them used protection because they figured humans couldn't impregnate ponies and vice versa
>Cadance's face when she realizes she has to deal with two more kids on the way when Flurry isn't even out of diapers yet

This kinda fucks up the Crystal Empire's royal bloodline doesn't it?

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>>29703955
How so? Like comic book character?

>>29703266
>>29703306
But the thing is Mistake isnt about the long con like her mom, she wants instant gratification. And that dad cuddles

>>29704908
Something like that. Basically something for some characters to obsess over or be depressed by their similarities to Mal.

& so that she can be sold on merchandise in-universe.

Basically her background sounds like something an in-universe fictional character would have, eh.

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>>29704976
That would be really cute and sad.

>Satyr falls in love with Mal
>Waifus her hard
>Realizes they will never find a cute, pervy angel like Mal IRL
>Sad satyr

>>29705067
So Mal is actually an anime-character in the satyr-verse?

Which satyrs would be fans of her show?

>>29705231
Mostly weebs or the occasional normie who likes the anime.

Her show I'd imagine as being like Watamote and really focusing on silly SoL shit and this 5evaalone neet girl. And her adventures.

As for her, for sure Emma, and Hotshot. Muddle.

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>>29705273
>>29705231

Most say the show is too fan servicey

>>29704145
In most cases people just have the kid foisted on Anon and she isn't acknowledged by the royal family.

>>29703255
So is Mistake really interested in Anon as a person or is she literally just trying to become Yuzu step-mom any means necessary?

"When I'm your new mom, they'll be some serious changes around here, Zu. For starters there'll no more of those low cut dresses you wear. I can't have my daughter parading herself around like a harlot."
>"Don't be an ass, Missy."
"Hey, watch that tone and respect your elders, young lady."
>"You're only three months older than I am, you don't get to say that."
"I'm still older so it counts."
>"Whatever. Are you even interested in my dad at all or do you just want an excuse to boss me around?"
"Of course I'm interested! It's hard to find a funny, responsible guy willing to fertilize hundreds of your eggs and that won't mind if you lay them in his closet these days. Plus he's hot."

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>>29705902
Im pretty sure Mistake does like Anon but when youre a young teenage kid its hard to look like youre taking it seriously.

>>29705902
Of course she loves him. He's so cool and mature compared to all the boys her age.
She's had a crush on him for ages.
Not that being serious about it stops her from jokingly messing around with Yuzu about it.

>>29706661
>She's had a crush on him for ages.
I wouldnt say ages, more like when she hit puberty did she start to notice that Anon is a handsome unrelated male. And since she has been good friends with Yuzu for a while she had spent a lot of time around Anon

>>29706661
>Of course she loves him. He's so cool and mature compared to all the boys her age.

>"Mistake, I was wondering, uh... what I mean to say is that we've known one another for a while now, and I've always really liked you. Do you maybe want to go see a movie with me this weekend?"
>Mistake looked away for a moment, trying not to cringe at how awkward this was as the boy looked on hopefully.
"Oh, jeez... listen, I really like you too, but I'm just not interested in that kind of relationship with you."
>The boy looked disappointed.
>"Why not?"
"It's nothing personal, but I want a manly man, not a boy whose voice hasn't broken yet."
>"I can be manly!"
"You still wet the bed, Kevin."

>>29706709
>more like when she hit puberty
Yes, but that feels like ages to her when she finally turns 16.

>>29706741
>"Well, at least I wet the bed in a MANLY way."

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>>29706840
>tfw sixteen but with the chest of an eleven year old.
>tfw your bff doesn't believe you when you tell her that it's a status symbol.

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>>29706887
>bff's face when her dad like it all, but knows dfc reigns supreme.

>>29706887
>"You're missing out Dad. Mistake is the most sought after satyr in our high school."
"Oh god not you too."
>"I'm just saying dad, all those women you date your age sure haven't worked out. And you DID say maybe you should try a younger girl."
"Like 4 years Yuzu, not 20."
>"Well I mean, maybe we should just weigh the pros and cons. Pros, you know her. She and I would get along great unlike your past girlfriends."
"Who would have figured, your best friend is somebody youd get along with."
>"AND she is just the lively and perky girl to get you off your lazy bones."
"I'm not hearing anymore of this Yuz, so either dtop it or your grounded."
>"All right, all right. No need to get all flustered."
>She walks out of the home and looks to the bush bY the door, "All right I said it, now pay up."
>Mistake pops out of the bush with a bag "Worth every bit."

>>29707951
kek

>>29707951
You're forgetting perhaps her best quality. Depending on her shapeshifting ability she could potentially turn into anybody you could wish. Your sex life would never get boring.

>>29708054
Can changeling satyrs actually shapeshift properly?

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>>29708065
Well enough.

>>29708054
The way I see this story going is Mistake knows about sex but is naive and stupid and is honestly not on her mind. Like it's not a priority. She has feelings for anon but it's more of a mix or hormones and strong male figure. So to her sex is not a selling point and she doesn't factor that into her thought. Just an innocent enough crush and budding sexuality. If it did get serious she would be really nervous and would back out. At first anyway.

>>29708065
Up in air.

>>29708033
Glad ya liked it

>>29708107
Who is the cutie she's shapeshifting into?

>>29708122
Well, her first priority is obviously acquiring his love. Sex will be the next thing to prioritize once he's been won over.

>>29708165
But Radiance's mom is Celestia, and she's a horse.

>>29708127
Herself in a universe that doesn't deny her everything she wants.

>>29708187
So, just a bombshell version of herself with longer, possibly blonde hair and huge tits?

>>29708122
>If it did get serious she would be really nervous and would back out.

>Anon sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration as to just what to do with this hopelessly naive girl and her silly little crush.
>After a moment an idea came to him that, had he not exhausted all other options, he would have dismissed as to stupid to attempt.
>Well at this point he was willing to try anything.
"Okay, you win."
>Mistake looked confused.
>"Huh?"
>Anon shrugged.
"You're right, you're obviously the woman for me. I guess I should have realised it sooner."
>Mistake grinned.
>"Seriously? I mean, of course seriously, because that's true... but seriously?"
>Anon nodded.
"You bet. Now how about you and me head upstairs and have unprotected sex."
>Mistake stiffened up, not having planned this far ahead.
>"W-What?"
>Anon walked towards her.
"That's what adults do, you know? So follow me and lets get to work putting a baby in you."
>Mistake backed away slowly from the advancing man.
>"I just remembered, I promised I'd help Yuzu with the thing at the place... Gotta go!"
>As she quickly turned tail and sprinted away, Anon smirked to himself.
"Well shit, that was easier than expected."

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>>29708199
Not just that, she's also got the guy, the best daughter-friend a girl-mom could ask for, and a healthy, loving relationship with both of her parents

>>29708218
>a healthy, loving relationship with both of her parents
How'd she get Chrysalis' attention?
I always figured that being the broodmother of the changelings, Chrysalis would be the ultimate ice queen, ignoring all but the most exceptional of her hundreds of children.

>>29708217
Silly ol' Anon. As soon as she steels her nerves and girds her loins, she'll be back for that baby batter.

>>29708403
And next time she'll be wearing sexy lingerie under her casual clothes.

>>29708341
Uh, duh, by being the hottie with the body. If she's genetic perfection, her mummsy has to give her attention.

Or Chrysalis could just not be a cunt in that universe and realize that her half-spring abomindables are kind of sweet.

>>29708054
Given that Anon seems to be against dating her, wouldn't the best way to use this ability be to turn into some generic 6/10 looking girl closer to his age, go hang out at his favorite dive bar and wait for him to drunkenly propose a one night stand.

Then the following morning, Mistake could reveal that it was her all along.

>>29705844

But you wouldn't really imagine that as something Cadance would do?

I know being in-character isn't really a requirement here, but I'd like to see a story where Cadance and Anon are awkward exes. They broke up mutually on good terms and don't dislike each other but don't know how to define their current relationship.

Definitely not lovers anymore but not quite friends.

They both genuinely try to be good parents to Venus, but it's more difficult on Cadance's part to find time because of her duties as ruler of the Crystal Empire and now she's starting a family with Shining.

Leading to unintentional neglect on Cadance's part rather than her being a deadbeat mom.

>>29708766
Let's just say Anon and his sister went to a swinger party where they ended up with Cadence and Shining Armor. Not knowing Equestrian ponies were genetically compatible with humans, they had unprotected sex, and Cadence and Femanon got knocked up.

In order to avoid a scandal, it was kept a secret from the public and the children were raised by Anon and Femanon respectively. Cadence and Shining still love their satyr kids, but they know they can't see them very often or in public, or ponies would get suspicious.

>>29708831

I like that idea. Makes for some nice story opportunities.

But how does a public figure like a Princess hide being pregnant? I guess illusion spells would work but you'd think someone would notice Cadance hiding something, if not necessarily knowing what it was.

>>29708883
>But how does a public figure like a Princess hide being pregnant
By always wearing long dresses in public, so that nobody can see her belly.

>>29709027
>By always wearing long dresses in public

Well at least Rarity would be happy to make baby bump-hiding dresses

>>29709135
Rarity loves any excuse to make or wear dresses. I'm sure she would be thrilled the moment she heard and design a huge number of big fancy dresses. And what could possibly be better PR than having her dresses be worn by princesses?

>>29709184

So the amount who ideally should know about Dagger and Venus's existence would be pretty small.

Twilight, Velvet, and Night Light because they're family. Rarity because she'd make dresses to hide Cadance's pregnancy and can be trusted to keep a secret. Celestia and Luna would probably figure it out on their own if they weren't told, but can keep a secret.

Anyone else?

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>>29709259
>Rarity can be trusted to keep a secret.
I'm sure there are other, more local dress makers she can go to.

>>29709259
Well, plenty of people would know they exist I'm sure, but very few would know who their non-human parents are.

Probably only a small number of very trusted personal servants (who it couldn't really easily have been kept a secret from anyway) and maybe very close friends and relatives, like Twilight.

>>29709361
Strictly speaking, Cadence wouldn't have to tell her why she wanted lots of long dresses.

>>29709387
>Well, plenty of people would know they exist I'm sure, but very few would know who their non-human parents are.

That's what I meant yeah.

>Strictly speaking, Cadence wouldn't have to tell her why she wanted lots of long dresses.

Point

Bumps

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>>29709387
>>29709513

You know I wonder how Flurry would feel about the sisters she's not technically supposed to have when she gets older? Especially once she learns how they were conceived?

Love them as a good older sister should?

Tries to pretend they don't exist?

Or something else.

>>29710258
I don't know about love, but I'd think she'd at least try to get to know them.

>>29710289

Love probably would be a strong word considering Flurry wouldn't be able to actually grow up around them like most siblings do.

And odds are Shining and Cadance would wait until she's at least a teenager to explain their indiscretions.

So probably more like acquaintances than actual siblings.

>>29710258
Have Cotton Candy by the same guy who fathered her half sister, making a weird, somewhat awkward, and completely royal family tree.

>>29710258
I'm sure Aunt Twilight and cousin Glimmer would have something to say about it.

>>29710381
>cousin Glimmer
>letting Starlight Glimmer anywhere near your children

>>29710404
Not her, Twilight's satyr kid is named Glimmer.

>>29710404
Or Twilight herself for that matter, to be perfectly honest.

I don't care if the show is called "My Almighty Twilight: There Used to be Other Characters", the cunt is crazy.

>>29710493

Oh.

>>29710494
Lesson Zero definitely is a point against Twilight, among other moments.

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>>29710381

>>29711086
It actually would make a bit of sense if Glimmer was named after her mom's star pupil.

>>29711112
Luckily, Glimmer the yandere satyr existed before Glimmer the "Add a new main character because the show is dying" horse.

>>29712224
I wonder if one of the show staff used to browse /satyr/.

>>29712628
I bet two people just looked up "sparkle" in a thesaurus & came up with "glimmer" independently of each other.

>>29712650
Yeah, that's quite likely I guess.

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>>29712628
>>29712650

>They introduce a female gryphon named Alex
Would you lose your shit?

>>29712834
They introduced a pony named Glimmer and a human named Timber. It would not surprise me if one of the staff saw the thread; if not just clicked the Satyr by Parents name list.

>>29712834
Yes, but not because of the satyr connection but rather because they've introduced a every griffon's name begins with a "G" naming convention & I'd be annoyed that they're not sticking to it.

>>29712834
Depends on your definition of "losing shit". I'd find it interesting at least. If it was a satyr, mind would be blown though.

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>>29712224
>Glimmer the yandere satyr
Is this new?
Since when has my little girl been a yan?

>>29713081
I never really saw her as particularly yandere myself, more of a geek, but that's all up to headcanon I guess.

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>>29713081
Wasn't there a whole stint where people were treating her as a yandere?

>>29713093
I wonder how many different headcanons exist that never bothered get typed out or shared for reasons of either being too personalized of a headcanon / anons being too lazy / too much straying from the norm.

Luckily I'm good with most Glimmer interpretations, except for the ones that make her too Twilight-y.

>>29713119
I try to avoid/skim through more of the lewd stuff for muh saytru, but I do remember when Glimmer had a sudden surge of lewdness to her a while back.
Must have missed that yandere scene though, might be interesting to see how that interpretation was "fleshed out", provided it wasn't just smut.

>>29713081
>>29713138
Did you create her?

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>>29713193
If by create you mean I impregnated a horse in a realm of fantasy that gave birth to this fictitious character who I pretend is my daughter, then yes I did create her.

Glimmer, like many others, was made by good old DJ

>it's weekend at the Sparkle house
>be Glimmer, lying upside down on your bed in tour pyjamas, binge watching harem animes and stuffing your face with cheetos
>you haven't showered in a few days, and can occasionally catch a whiff of your own body odor, but it doesn't matter
>after all, you aren't going anywhere today
>you also peed a little, laughing at one of the funnier scenes, but you're too lazy to get up and change your undies
>it will dry up on its own anyway
>suddenly someone knocks on the door
>probably just your brother, so you yell that the door is open
>the door opens, and in the doorway stands a boy. who is not your brother
>you feel a bead of sweat trickle down your partially exposed cleavage, as you stare in surprise at the visitor
>today was an unexpected visitor kind of day

>>29713924
Gala is a major cutie. Arent her and Darcy sisters?

>>29713957
At least half-sisters.

>>29713991
are there any pictures of the lot of big mac's?

>>29714043
Family photo?
Him, his herd (Two Fems and Cheerilee), two daughters Darcy and Gala, and son Little Mac.

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>>29714133
Isnt Bucky his son too?

>>29714141
I forget who Bucky even is. Maybe?

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>>29714154
Bucky? Captain Bucky O'Hare?

>>29713957
Yes

>>29714141
No

>>29714269
Maybe

>>29714504
I don't know.

>>29714553
See now? Now that's a daughter to be proud of. Not only does she not wear her skirt whorishly short like lots of girls her age do, but she even wear spats beneath it so that other don't see it while walking behind her up stairs.

>>29714141
Quickly, how do you say "please let me impregnate you" in Spanish?

>>29715084
tu eres por favor impregnato

who want some reactions? post em and i'll satyrize em

>>29715135
Man I want in on this but I'm on a mobile. Can you do one of Utah with the "I just shagged a cow. Maybe I'm a pervert." Line?

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>>29715092

>"W-What? Oh, Anon, no. I mean I am flattered, but no."
"Okay, I was prepared for the direct approach not working, that's why I came prepared to serenade you."
>Darcy rolled her eyes but couldn't help showing the faintest trace of a smile as the man cleared his throat.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWrIjN27w_M
>At last, Anon stopped singing and took a bow.
>Darcy chuckled.
>"Alright, I'll admit that was impressive, but Anon..."
"Yeah?"
>"That was Italian, not Spanish."
>The man's nervous yet hopeful expression turned into one of dejectedness.
>Leaning in, Darcy gave him a brief peck on the cheek.
>"Now stop fooling around and hand me a wrench."

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>>29715135
This.

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>>29715135
When Snapshot says it's time to oil up, you would be wise to listen.

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>>29715135
Maybe Mistake?

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>>29715176
wew

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>Horses, ie animals, shed their fur in the spring time
>Do you let your satyr kid shed their butt fuzz in the house?

>>29715526
That was the last time Alex allowed Pogo to choose his own outfit for their weekly kinky role play.

>>29715586
So long as the vacuum up after themselves. Besides, it's an excuse to share some daddy daughter brushing and bonding time.

>You will never brush your qt satyr daughrer's fur and braid her tail while she ties ribbons in your manly dad beard.

>>29715662
Sounds cute, and like it could become a little lewd given the location.
But mostly cute.

>>29715786
>You wake from a sexy night with your pony waifu
>There's is fur everywhere, in places especially uncomfortable for you
>You have to clean it before the kids ask too many questions
>Hard mode: The vacuum cleaner is clogged, much like the faucet and shower drains

>>29715871
Lint roller, bruh

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>>29716081
Damn, that's the only picture of Snapshot I've seen that doesn't make me want to have sex with him.

>>29716155
It truly is fascinatingly ugly.

>>29716290
>>29716155
You expect >>29715192 to look good?

>>29715192
Ah, is that what it's based on?

>>29715441
It almost physically hurts to know that I will never be able to cum inside this cutie.

>>29716453
Her dad would kill you.

Come to think of it has anyone drawn her mom
She must be one hot piece of ass for Sombra to have tapped it

>>29716463
>She must be one hot piece of ass for Sombra to have tapped it
Well, she certainly would have to be to produce such a hot daughter.

>>29716155
Snapshot doesn't hold up well when he doesnt take his estrogen pills or his testosterone blockers. A week of pill popping will have him popping up boners from strangers in no time.

>>29716081

"Hey, Snappy, haven't seen you in a- Holy shit!"
>"Don't say it, Anon, I don't want to hear it."
"What happened to your face, are you having an allergic reaction or something? You look like a thirty-five year old Latina lady."
>"Ugh... Okay, so maybe I put on a few pounds recently."
"Sorry, Jabba, I don't speak Huttese."

>>29716816
>"Wait a minute, these aren't my hormone pills they're Anon's anti-shitposting meds. But that would mean... uh-oh!"

>>29715871
>You and Bonbon sit side by side as Lyra bounces a young Gumdrop in her makeshift lap.
>Your daughter laughs wildly as little giggles and snorts escape her tiny mouth.
>"Higher Auntie Lyrie! Higher!"
>Lyra ablogizes and uses her magic to lift her in the air as Gumdrop laughs happily.
"Ok that's enough Gumdrop, take it easy before you make yourself sick."
>Lyra sets her down but notices the pile of discarded horse hair on her lap "Oh, looks like your shedding there champ."
"Oh yeah sorry about that, I forgot to tell you."
>"Ah it's ok, I like bouncing the little scamp." Lyra laughs as Gumdrop suddenly speaks
>"Mommy likes daddy bouncing her too." Bonbon and you share a sudden stopping of your hearts as she continues "Sometimes, daddy comes out and his WHOLE legs have mommy's fur."
>Bonbon can only heavily sip her wine as you can already feel Lyra smiling ear to ear.
>Today was a why is the shower so far from your room kind of day

>>29716940
>You look like a thirty-five year old Latina lady."

Had a good kek

>>29716944
Is Snapshot of Latin or Mexican decent? I always thought he was a creamy white goddess?

>>29716955
A fem anon? Femnon?

>>29717018
I always pictured him as being potentially South-East Asian. I just want to rub coconut oil into every inch of his bronzed skin. No homo though.

>>29717892
feeling sad?

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>>29715169
>"That was Italian, not Spanish."
https://youtu.be/J6dFEtb06nw?t=13s

Thought of this. Also pretty cute. Wrong language or not that would get a girls panties wet if a guy sang a song in a language they had never known before. But Darcy does seem the type to appreciate small romantic gestures than large ones?

>>29719046
Do you think Pogo and Mumble know Spanish? Pinkie sang a Spanish birthday song on that episode with Rainbow's birthday, so maybe she's bilingual.

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>>29719182
Mumble prob knows it but Pogo's ADD kept him from really sitting down and learning. He just knows if she yells at him in spanish he did SOMETHING wrong.

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>>29719046
I so badly want to put three or four babies in Darcy and marry her that it hurts.

>>29719810
It certainly would hurt after her dad tramples you for knocking up his little girl

>>29719907
I could take him.

>>29719907
He said he wanted to marry her too, not pump and dump.

>>29719810
I wanna marry candy.

Who else here wants to marry satyr?

>>29720618
Nah, I want to see them get married.

>>29720618
Yo.
Giantgoatgal for me.

>>29720618
I'd prefer to just live with them unmarried, but if Ariana or Annie wanted me to, I probably would.