"Egg Laying Hips" Edition >With one blink you wake

Authors:
Finished:
Buggernon's "Anon the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/u/Buggernon

Work In Progress:
Sergeant Nonymous's "Anonymous the Wise Dragon": http://pastebin.com/CY698CQ0
Clarissa's "No Fury at All": http://pastebin.com/U5q2gcBr
Alcrowholic's "Mountainous": http://pastebin.com/7iJzrFDt
Harmonyrla's "Dragula": http://pastebin.com/m0i4tGEK
BizarreCoyote's "Rukodiora's Romp Around Equestria": http://pastebin.com/rYB3Agh6
Tambourine's My Tiny Ponies: http://pastebin.com/sBQrS8ZR
Bubblewolf's Crystal Draganon: https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dlbvjaz3emxv2h/Bubblewolf%20Crystalanon.txt?dl=0
(hosted on dropbox as a notepad file)
Dracononymous' "Deceitful (Not a) Dragon": http://pastebin.com/GQiUeKe7
Woofr's "Reflection": http://pastebin.com/YUgjpmUL
Dragonlord Kolaghan's "The Gold Standard": http://pastebin.com/10Tytn1J
Punki's "Dazed": http://pastebin.com/ZStRTpMn
Treasure Mage's "Tonic the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/dbJ3Mnny

Current Writefriends:
Punki
Woofr
Dragonlord Kolaghan
Treasure Mage
Clarissa
Hope
Primusings

Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29556278/

If you are a content creator, please use a name, and publish to a Google Doc or Pastebin so we can refer your work to someone.

>>29613062
>tfw you forget to namefag for the OP
I had one fucking job.

This block got me thinking. Wouldn't it be easier for us to just organise all of the WIP and finished story lists into a pastebin and link the single Pastebin post in the OP in order to save space? Y'know, sort of like AiE and the bat pony threads do?

Just wanna know what people prefer.

I'll try to start some green to get this thread rolling soon!

>Seeing as how you are on a time limit, you decide to just go head off.
>Spike was far from your favorite individual in Ponyville.
>Your initial descriptor was "character", but it just feels weird to call them that.
>Because, that would make you a character too.
>The thought makes you shudder a bit as you walk.
>Best to not dwell on that.
>Regardless of label, Spike was still low on your rankings.
>They were just so...
>Well, it's hard to explain.
>But, you don't /need/ to rationalize this to yourself.
>It's not like anyone besides you (and Discord) will see your inner thoughts.
>Your search for Spike doesn't take very long.
>He's sitting outside of Twilight's place, looking awfully bored.
>A part of you just wants to run back to Discord and say "he's doing nothing!", but that probably won't fly.
>Sighing, you walk over.
K: "What's going on today Spike?"
>He looks up, flashing a small smile.
S: "Khoa! Long time no see!"
>It's only been a week or two.
>Granted, it's been pretty deliberate, but still.
S: "Not much so far... Twilight is busy today."
K: "That's... a shame!"
>Of course Discord would send you out on a day where Spike seemingly has no plans.
>It's practically forcing you to get him to do something with you...
>"Discord you mother fucker..."

>>29613084
In my opinion, it's easier for readers to find stories this way. I'm a scum of the earth mobile fag, so whenever I want to look for a story I gotta go to one of those pastebin dumps and use the god aweful copy paste mechanic on my phone to look it up. It's better this way (for me at least) because I can just click the links. But it doesn't matter to me, I'm used to it.

Also, for anyone who missed it I began writing a fun little crossover with Daze and Khoa. I might work on this for a little bit to take a small break from Tonic just because it's been so fun to write.

http://pastebin.com/DZ48KDMQ

>>29613471
It has quickly become my favorite story on here. Not solely from bias, but it's just really fun!

Really think you're handling Khoa well, I can totally see her thinking like this.

I wonder if I'll stop being a procrastinating cunt and actually do some writing today.
>>29613471
I dig this story more than any of the others ITT, and as Kolaghan said, it ain't even out of bias. It's just because of how silly and fun it is. Keep up the good work Mage.
>>29613433
Good to know, I'll keep the thread starter unedited for the time being then.

Oh fuck, just realised that I forgot the thread title.

End my fucking life, lads. I've really fucked up this time.

>>29613721
I mean, what with the Dragon image and "egg laying hips" title, at the least the casual on looker will be able to tell this is a Dragon thread. The OP makes it clear this is our general. Could be a lot worse.

>>29613746
Fair point. Still having mad regrets for missing something as basic as the fucking thread title though.

Kill me, senpai.

>>29614557
Don't kill yourself please, we still need you to create thread and finish your green

>>29614634
>me
>finish green
Where do you think you are? Bizzaro /dtg/?

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>>29614651
>Bizzaro /dtg/
tfw I don't know what you are talking about

>>29614735
forget this i just get it, I'm such a fucking idiot

Shit man, I missed the end of the last thread. Timezones and all that. I offer nothing at the moment except a pastebin. http://pastebin.com/RSeMnQNX
Also the art looks great.

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Continued from >>29576034 (Part: Holy fucking shit, punki has an update?) - I apologise if this part isn't up to scratch for everyone, but hey, I'm trying my best here. Criticism, praise, feedback, suggestions, or "kill yourself, cunt's" are all appreciated and encouraged.

WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY;
....
....
>Well shit, you're starting to realise why they call this place Ponyville.
>Fucking multi-coloured pastel horses everywhere. It's like you're living in a goddamn fever dream.
>Last time you were tripping balls this hard was that one time you ate that sandwich you found at the back of your fridge with the black fuzzy stuff growing on it.
>You thought it was some fancy blue cheese, pls no bully brain.
>Anyway, back on point.
>When you and Spike first left the comfort of the big sparkly ass palace, you were a bit taken back when you noticed that the entire town wasn't populated by dragons, but instead, a bunch of small horses going about their day to day lives.
>Not just any horses though, oh no.
>Not for you, it couldn't be NORMAL horses, it'd have to be some fairy tale bullshit just to fit in with everything else that's going on around you the past couple of days.
>After picking up the material Spike seemed to be so fucking keen to get his claws on, you set off towards your new destination, some big fashion boutique in the middle of town that his friend owns.
>Little bastard knows everyone. He'll probably be introducing you to the fucking mayor next.
"So, hold the fuck on a second.. You're telling me the winged ones -"
>"Pegasi"

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>>29615062
"Yeah, yeah, the winged fuckers. They can just PUSH clouds around as though they're a solid object? You know, like a fucking chair or something?"
>For the past half an hour, Spike has been trying to fill you full of shit on how the local bird-horses can push clouds around as though they're solid matter, and you ain't having ANY of that bullshit.
>Precipitation n shieeet. You know for a Goddamn fact that things don't work that way.
>"Well, duh, how do you think they control the weather?"
"Oh fuck off."
>"No! Really! They do!"
"Whatever helps you sleep at night, but I'm telling you, these motherfuckers are scam-artists, they're like flying gypsies or some shit. Pegasi come from Greece, and only three things have come out of that country, and those are debt, casual homosexuality, and gypsies"
>Daze, I think that gypsies are actually Roma-
"Shut the fuck up brain"
>"What was that? What's a Greek?"
"Nothing, and faggots. Now, anyway.. Where was I.. OH! Yeah, the other fuckers, the ones with horns, unicorns, right?"
>"Oh.. Ok.. Mhm?"
"So, the unicorns can cast fucking magic with their magic antlers, and that's why there's shit floating around with like a haze around it?"
>"Horns, but double mhm."
"What a time to be alive.. So what have the normal ones got going for them? They can't fly, they can't do magic, so what's the score there then? Sounds like someone has the shit end of the stick to me."
>"Well, earth ponies can grow plants, and are just generally in touch with the planet more than any of the other ra-"
"Got it, Earth ponies are basically cripples by your societies standard."
>"No that's not wh-"
>I know that's not what you meant, you stinky lizard.
>This fucking guy.

>>29615077
"Hey, anyway, enough talk about this place. I keep meaning to ask. What's the deal with you living here anyway?"
>From what the little dude has told you so far, this Twilight he lives with (and apparently works for free of charge, like a slave) is one of these little horses as well, or more to the point, she is THE little horse apparently. Bitch has a set of wings AND a horn. Greedy cunt.
>Wish you could do magic.
>You're a fucking dragon, and you don't even have wings.
>You're one of the mud-dwellers, just like the fucking Earth ponies.
>This is bullshit, man.
>"Well, Twilight raised me, she hatched me from an egg. That's kinda' all I've always known. Being her assistant, you know?"
"Nah, but what about your real parents? Like the ones that fucked and then shat you out?"
>"Well.. I never knew them. Apparently my egg was found in the dragon territories during a field expedition or something.. Or that's what I've been told by Twilight anyways."
"Not sure how that sits here little man, but back where I come from, we call that shit kidnapping. You're like the fucking Madeline Mccan of Equestria, only your parents didn't murder you for attention and money."
>[yeah, that's right Gerry and Kate Mccan, punki remembers]
>"No, no, it's not like that! I - I.."
>Poor little guy. As fucked up as his situation is, you can't put this shit on him.
>Guy saved your ass only just last night, and you're already giving him an identity crisis.
"Sheesh, chill, it was a fucking joke. Isn't that big ugly ass building up ahead where we're headed anyway? Carousell Boutique? Fuck, that's one gaudy looking building man."

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>>29615089
....
>You don't even bother to knock, just push the motherfucking door open and strut your fine ass in like you own the place, and the first thing you're met with is a rather shocked looking white unicorn with a curled purple hairdo.
>Fancy.
>Spike bumps into you as he rushes past with a big-ass roll of red material in his little arms.
"Excuse you."
>"Rarity, we have that roll of fabric you wanted, I'msosorrythatwe'relatebutwesl-"
R: "My darling Spikey Wikey! Don't you worry, thank you for being dear and collecting this for me, I've been ever so busy, or I would have done so myself! Why don't you introduce me to your friend here?"
>She looks you up and down with an inquisitive look in her eye.
>Even as a big lizard, it seems that the bitches are still mirin'
>You pull a pose like pic related before snickering and muttering "spikey wikey" under your breath, nudging Spike in the side as you walk past him and reach out a scaly hand towards the unicorn before you.
>Zyzz would be proud.
"Daze."
R: "Rarity darling, charmed. I don't recall seeing you around town, are you new here?"
"You could say that. I showed up a couple of days ago. Crashed through a bunch of trees, almost broke every bone in my body, turned into a big fucking lizard. You know. As you do."
>Rarity visibly cringes at your use of language
R: "I see.. Spike, darling? Could you go and get me and.. Daze, was it?"
>You nod.
R: "Yes, Daze, a pot of tea and some nibbles?"
S: "O-of course Rarity! O-one moment!"
>You raise your eyebrow as Spike dashes off, before reappearing again almost instantaniously like a cartoon character as you leap back in shock.

>>29615102
"Fucking hell, slow down sanic. I want tea, not a fucking heart attack."
S: "S-sorry Daze"
>What a cuck.
>You're going to be having fucking words with him about this shit when you get home.
>You spend the next few hours generally shooting the shit with Rarity, stuffing your fat fucking face with as many expensive pastries as is humanly possible, and you think you've consumed enough tea to sink a battleship.
>Despite being one of the upper-class, she's actually not too much of a cunt. Kinda' reminds you of someone from back home.
>The way she treats ya' boi Spike though.
>Holy shit, it's painful.
>She had him running back and forth like a fucking lackie.
>"Ohh, Spikey, could you fetch me this, could you fetch me that"
>Little guy folds to her every whim. You'd half suspect that she had him in one of those fucking penis chastity cage things that Japanese business men wear for their mistresses if he wasn't naked all of the fucking time.
>Speaking of which..
....
....
>After saying your goodbyes to Rarity, you let out a sigh and begin walking through the town with Spike.
>Girl's friendly and all, but boy, can she talk a fucking glass eye to sleep.
>Besides, that isn't the main thing you have on your mind at the minute.
"Dude, what the fuck was that all about?"
>"Huh?"
"Don't you fucking "huh" me you cunt, her."
>"Oh"

>>29615112
"Yeah, "oh," man, you know, that's not how you talk to women. Women see shit like that as a weakness. How long have you had a thing for the white pone?"
>"Hey! How can you tell I have a thing for her? It's not THAT obvious!"
"Come the fuck on man, it's clear as day. Don't dodge my question either you little turd."
>You notice that he's visibly flustered by your prying and demanding attitude, at which you just curl up the corners of your mouth in a smirk.
>"S-since I moved to town I guess.. A few years?"
>The cuckholdry is strong with this one.
>You let out a long sigh, and begin rubbing your eyes to hide the cringe levels on your face before you glance over to him, breaking your cocky smirk with a weak yet reassuring smile.
"Look, when we get back to the palace, we're going to talk about this more in-depth, but you need to pack that shit in, you're not going to get anywhere by carrying on like that."
>"You're willing to coach me?"
"I wouldn't call it that, but sure, why not. It's the least I can do, considering you saved my sorry ass from bleeding out all over your hallway. Besides, it's more for me than you, I can't stand to see you do that shit to yourself, it's giving me cancer. Now c'mon, let's get home before the spaghetti and meatballs in your pockets gets cold."
>"I don't have poc-"
"For fuck sakes, it's a figure of speech, Spike."
>You shake your head as you begin to walk ahead of him, before suddenly pausing in the middle of the path and looking back.
"I just remembered, I have no clue where the hell I'm supposed to be going."
>Spike shoots you a cocky little smile before proudly strutting past you, and heading off in what you assume is the direction of the palace.
>Cunt.

That's all I got for this part. I apologise for not updating sooner, and I also apologise for how shit this part probably is, hope you're enjoying the read regardless, dragonfriends.

>>29614113

>>29615112
>What a cuck.


This general has greatly missed your green punki, glad to see your fantastic dump of work. Keep it up!

>>29615127
I still love how callous Daze is with everyone she meets. Totally puts her high up on the dragon rating list thing.

>>29615556
>5556
So close!

And I have to agree, Daze is great. Beats out Khoa in my personal ranking, and I should be highly biased!

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>>29615127
>Nothing, and faggots.
>The ones the fucked and shat you out.

I'm in tears, I fuckin love this.

>>29615503
>>29615556
>>29615680
Thanks lads, will add another update when I eventually get around to it. Look forward to seeing updates from you lot as well.

Nice to see that the thread is still rolling along slowly, but surely. Reminds me a lot of when the batpone threads first started off.

Comfy.

>>29613471
>In the Equestrian justice system, the ponies are protected by two different but equally important dragons.
>Khoa who investigates crime, and Daze who prosecutes the offenders.
>These are their stories...
Chime chime

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KcXouGX5tzc
"What the hell are you doing?"
>You are Khoa, and you're currently watching Daze rock some air bass guitar while singing some weird ass song.
>D: "Havin' fun, mate, you should try it sometime."
"I'm trying to be /vigilant/, I don't have time for...whatever /you're/ doing."
>D: "I'm rockin' out! Please tell me you listened to music before all of this bullshit..."
>Daze was the only one you had confessed to about your origins...other than Discord, of course.
>The only reason you did was because she was quite open about being a human herself.
>One more thing to investigate...

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I need to contribute to our amazing crime fighting duo.

So, why not make them similar to another great duo?

No, I'm not good enough to try and draw a new hand with a mouse.

>>29613381
Sex him.

Someone had to say it, I look forward to Khoa's day with Spike

>>29616386
Being perfectly candid he's one of the possible love interests. Still not entirely sure which one I'm going with. Both would have different effects on the narrative.

Stop making lizard threads.

>>29616448
Normie get out

>>29616479
Lizards get out.

>>29616448
Stop clicking on lizard threads?

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>>29616551
Go suck on some mammaries, warm bloodlet.

Is this the lizard board? NO! It's the PONY board.

>>>/trash/

Good to see that 4chan will always be toxic, was getting worried that we broke it!


Story dump tonight, hopefully.

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>>29613057
4chan is like the monkey enclosure of the zoo that is the internet. The day we stop shitflinging and fighting is the day I stop coming here.
>>29616763
I thought that we'd already established that all of /mlp/ belongs in >>/trash/ last thread.

>>29613381
>In your opinion, you needed a medal for what you were about to do.
>Discord better be happy with this.
>Because you sure aren't!
K: "How about... you hang out with me?"
>You hold back a cringe as you spit it out.
>Spike's face lights up brighter than the sun.
S: "Really?! You want?"
>No.
K: "S-sure! I mean, there's what, two dragons in town? Might as well get to know each other better."
>God damn it don't over sell it.
>You want to just spend a day with him, not form a blood bond.
S: "Makes sense to me! So... uh, what do you want to do?"
>All you have in reply is a little shrug.
S: "Well uh... are you hungry?"
K: "I might could go for a bite to eat..."
>Spike nods, pulling something out.
>A gem?
>Still smiling, he bites into one.
>This /does/ make you cringe.
>It's like those "My Strange Addiction" episodes where some crazy housewife eats rocks or some shit.
>Even worse, he offers you one.
K: "I'm uh... I'm really good"
>They shrug.
>Another bite.
>Just the sound of it makes you shudder.
K: "Why... why do you eat that?"
S: "Some people think it's because of an inherent addiction dragons have for the magic in them."
K: "Wait... really?"
>Spike shrugs.
S: "I dunno!"
>That little shit.
>Looks like he /can/ be deadpan.
>It's even more annoying than him being overly genuine.
>You instinctively go to check your watch.
>But you don't have a watch.
>This is going to be a very long day.

>>29617141
>After Spike finishes his little cringe inducing snack, he looks up at you.
>He's like a retarded little puppy.
>And Discord just handed you the leash.
>Well, you can't exactly euthanize this puppy, so...
>Might as well take it for a walk.
K: "Wanna go for a walk?"
S: "Sure! That could be fun!"
>And so the two of you walk.
>Two short dragons, walking around town.
>One obviously having a blast.
>The other considering if the hell theory was still out of question.
>You honestly don't know where all your pent up animosity comes from.
>Sure, they weren't your favorite character from the show by any means.
>But now you really cannot stand him.
>Is it some sort of draconian instinct?
>Maybe you're a territorial breed of dragon?
>Yes, a short little dragon, the most fierce alpha.
>But, /something/ had to explain why you hated him so much.
>You even felt a little guilty about it.
>A little.

>>29617175
>At least the weather was nice.
>You could really get used to this mild summer weather.
S: "Uh... any luck with your memories?"
K: "Nope."
>You both keep walking.
>The tension is thick.
>Even Spike seems to notice it.
>And that's a feat.
S: "I uh, hear you live with Fluttershy."
K: "Yep."
S: "Um... what's that like?"
K: "It's fine."
>Spike nods a little, looking down as you walk.
>The silence stays for a good bit this time.
>He must have finally got the hint.
>You take a deep breath, that's good at least.
>The two of you have left the town limits, you're heading towards the woods.
>No complaints from him, and none from you.
>So you both keep going.
S: "Um... I'm not keeping you from doing anything am I?"
>Yes, just about anything you want to actually spend your time doing.
K: "No, no... not really."
S: "That's... good!"
>You nod a little.
>And it goes quiet again.

>>29615946
"Oh yeah, I was really big into jock jams..."
>Daze bursts out into laughter.
>D: "Shut the fuck up!"
"..."
>D: "...really?"
>You roll your eyes and make your way to a nearby bar.
"I need a break."
>D: "We just got off of break..."
"Well, I need another one."
>You open the door and are greeted with just as much sunlight as you see outside.
>Further inspection reveals that most of the bar is covered with windows, letting in a lot of natural light.
>You scan the bar for the owner and find her without much trouble: Treehugger.
>You met her a couple of times before, but you didn't know she'd gotten her own business.
>Taking a seat at the bar, Treehugger greets the two of you.
"You know it's not very safe to have all of these windows, someone could easily break in."
>Tree: "But if I had regular walls it would be like, really dark. The natural light gives off good vibes."
>Daze starts chuckling to herself.
>All you can do is hope she doesn't say anything.
>She stops her laughing and elbows your side.
>D: "This tosser is barking /mad/."
>You slowly turn your head toward her and give her a death stare.
>Why can't she at least say that kind of stuff quietly?!
>Tree: "Nah...I'm really happy actually."
>Are you the only one that understands her?

>>29617214
>The two of you have made it to a small pond.
>Seeing an apt place to rest, you sit at the bank.
>You haven't sunbathed in... ever.
>But now doesn't seem like a bad time to pick up the habit.
>Spike sits next to you, just a little too close for comfort.
>It's quiet for a long while.
>You're lying there, he's sitting there.
>Not much else is happening.
>You don't know how long it took, but he speaks up.
S: "T-Twilight asked you to baby sit, didn't she?"
>You sit up.
K: "Pardon?"
>They look down a little, frustration painted on their face.
S: "She asked you to watch me today, didn't she, to keep me company?"
>Well, /Twilight/ didn't ask you to.
K: "I can honestly say that she didn't Spike."
>They look up at you.
S: "Then why are you even here right now huh?!"
>It's not a cheery question, or a sad question, but an angry one.
>It's filled with dejection.
>And you don't have an answer for it.
>Not a good one.
>So you shrug.
>They groan, burying their face in their hands.
S: "You obviously don't like me! I've done nothing but be nice and you keep pushing me away!"
>He makes a valid point.
>That /is/ all you've done.
S: "So what is it? Why... why do you hate me?"
K: "I... I don't hate you."
>They shake their head.
S: "Nobody is here but you and me, don't feel like you need to keep up appearances!"
>Fuck.
>This went sour fast.
>Well, more sour than it was.

>>29617257
>Why /do/ you hate him?
>There's no denying that you do.
>But why?
>He's overly happy, at least on the outside.
>They're an outsider, but they try and make the best of it.
>They're in the hopeless pursuit of a relationship, and no matter the constant denial, he doesn't lose hope.
>None of this is overtly hateable, not really.
>You sigh a little, rubbing your temple.
>What is it about him?
>He's so eager to please, so open to being helpful, that he was trying to put up with /you/.
>Someone he knows doesn't like him.
>You think you know why.
>It doesn't make perfect sense, but, you might just know why.
>You honestly don't want it to be the truth.
>But there's no denying the thought crossed your mind and won't leave.
>"Am I... Jealous?"

>>29617287
>It's not that farfetched.
>You've been quite the negative person in recent times.
>Negative towards the world, towards yourself, towards everything.
>Your positivity has come in short bursts at best.
>And you never had this much of a gripe with Spike before now.
>Could this really be a case of jealousy?
>Could you really be jealous of /Spike/?
>Knowing you?
>Abso-fucking-lutely.
>You're a self hating, cowardly bitch.
>Jealous doesn't seem too crazy of a fit.
>As much as you don't want to admit it.
>With a long sigh, you get up, looking at Spike.
K: "It's... you make it look so easy."
>Spike meets your eyes.
S: "What's that supposed to mean?"
>Yeah, what /is/ that supposed to mean?
K: "Things recently for me have been, far from good. I've tried to stay positive, but it's hard. I don't know how to feel about myself, or about anything... and... and..."
>Fuck.
>Why are you saying all of this?
>To him no less.
S: "Khoa..."
>You look down, shame blanketing you.
>You really have been taking this out on him.
>Because he has what you don't.
S: "I know it isn't easy. I'm not the smartest guy around, but I'm not dumb! A lot of ponies find me annoying, even if I don't exactly want them to. Yeah, it gets to me. Makes me question if I'm worth the effort."
>Why is Spike sounding like you?
>Like, why does this sound relatable?
>It really shouldn't.
>But it sure as hell does.

>>29617317
S: "I mean, I'm a generally happy dragon, but I'm not blind to some of the looks I get."
K: "How are you always so... positive about it?"
>They shrug.
S: "I suppose a part of me is used to it. I'm pretty different than anypony else around here. Another part of me just, doesn't want to give up. Like, if I stop trying, then I'll definitely never feel any better."
>That feeling when Spike the Dragon handles issues better than you do.
>Granted, his self doubt is probably nowhere near the level yours is.
>But who are you to judge in all honesty.
K: "Spike. I'm sorry."
>They look like you just told them Rairity is in heat and looking for exotic partners.
>A mix of happy with absolute disbelief.
K: "I think, that I've been channeling a bit of everything that's been fucking with me onto you. And... I'm sorry about that."
>They give you a big smile.
S: "Th-that's okay! I understand!"
>The craziest thing is, he sort of does.
>At least on some base level, there's some common ground here.
>It makes you crack a smile too.
S: "So uh, now that we're done with that... want to go for a swim?"
K: "Huh?"
>Spike chuckles.
S: "Unless you still hate me, I don't see a reason to let a perfectly nice pond go to waste!"
>You want to say no at first.
>But you /did/ promise to do something with the little guy.
>So, you jump in.

>>29617351
>It's far from the best swim you've ever had.
>The water is cold, and kind of dirty.
>You're not entirely used to this body yet, especially in water.
>Just about every end is the deep end for you.
>But, it's nice.
>A solid 8/10.
>Spike was obviously enjoying himself.
>Which is good.
>Being unfair is being unfair.
>Especially when you were just jealous of their care-free attitude.
>So it's nice seeing them be okay with everything.
>The two of you don't spend the whole time swimming.
>You both sort of bounce between that and relaxing beside the pond.
>The day bleeds away slowly but surely.
>Not the hell you expected at all.
>After a while, you both call it a day and dry off.
>For you that was standing out in the sun.
>For Spike, that was rolling in the grass.
>It got him dry sure, but also a little dirty.
>Twilight's problem, not yours.
S: "Today was nice! Well, the second half was..."
>You chuckle a little, he genuinely made you laugh.
K: "I'm inclined to agree."
>They consider something for a moment, looking down.
>It's obvious they aren't sure if they want to say it.
>But, then they do.
S: "We should hang out more sometime!"
>He's not the bane of your existence anymore.
>Honestly, that's Discord.
>But, they aren't exactly the most exciting company.
>Then again, you've hardly talked.
>So, you give him the most honest answer you could.
K: "Maybe, maybe!"
>And that obviously meant the world to him.
>The two of you split up, and as soon as he was out of sight, Discord appears.
D: "Well, what did Spike do today?"
>You sigh.
K: "He went swimming."
D: "And?"
>You give them a weird look.
K: "What do you mean 'and'?"
D: "What did they make today?"
>You ponder it for a second before sighing yet again.
K: "A friend?"
D: "Bingo! Good job! That's one favor down!"
K: "What's your game here Discord?"
>They give you a knowing smile.
D: "Whatever I want it to be!"
>After that, they disappear.
>Leaving you to ponder this little "favor" and its meaning.

>>29617426
>From the notes of ???
>"Today the subject spent time with another member of its own kind.
>The meeting was apparently not willing, spurred on by urges by Discord.
>The nature of the subject and Discord's relationship needs to be investigated further.
>The two appeared rather cold at first.
>Mostly thanks to the subject.
>As expected.
>However, as the day progressed, so did their willingness to be with each other.
>The subject seemed quick to accept the other after some exchanges.
>Sadly I was unable to glean what their conversation was about.
>But it worked.
>The subject even bathed with the other individual.
>Once everything was over, Discord approached the subject briefly before vanishing.
>Do they know of our operation?
>Further observations of Discord may be advisable.
>In conclusion of today's events it seems the subject is adapting well.
>Even being sociable.
>Results could not be any better at this stage."
>End of notes.

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>>29617240
My sides, Khoa seems as though she's just seconds away from losing her shit all throughout this story. Keep this up, dude. Golden stuff.

Well, that's the end of tonight's dump! Khoa seems to be at least accepting of her fellow dragon Spike, one favor is complete, and the mysterious observer remains both mysterious and observant as we approach the 2000 line milestone! We're only 30 lines away! Woo!

>>29617469
>Golden stuff.

I see what you fucking did there punki. You thought you could leave me dazed and confused, but I'm a step ahead baby!

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>>29617475
2000 fucking lines, Jesus Christ. I'll probably reach that milestone myself, ya' know.. In about 30 years or so.

Eager to get caught up on this story though, haven't read any further since last night.
>>29617488
Pic related.

>>29617544
I'm surprised too honestly! I only started halfway through the life of the second thread with 0 experience. But pastebin says I just hit 1970 lines!

I think I'll go back to Tonic tomorrow, I miss her.

I was planning on going with more of a chronicles type of thing with Khoa and Daze. That way I don't have to follow a plot line, I can just throw in a wacky misadventure when I get bored.

>>29618065
Sounds like a plan to me

Time to at least get started on the next part before I fall off.

>The sun hits your eyes as it rises.
>You decide to finally get up and stop milking sweet sweet sleep to notice something off.
>You're not in the crystal room like you were before. You're in a bedroom, your bedroom.
>There's no doubt, this is your one-roomed fortress in your old house. Complete with shitty computer and repulsive odor.
"Feels good to be home."
>You take a look out the window to see if that could help jog some things. What greeted you was nothing.
>A vast white space going on for what seems to be an eternity.
>Its only purpose being to shine light into the room through the window. Staring at it makes you feel unnerved so you decide to close the blinds and turn around.
"Okay, we're not home. Close enough though."
>"Is it, Anon?"

>>29618223

>You turn towards the chair by your old battle station.
>It's you. You think it's you. He certainly looks familiar.
"Are you me?"
>"You from... about a day ago? I can't remember how long ago that fall was."
>Yeah, that's you. You recognize that shit eating grin. Feels weird being on the other side of it.
"So what happened, exactly? You're me from the past so you should remember that stuff from before, right?"
>He rubs his chin and thinks for a bit.
>"So here's the rundown. You've been sent here on a mission to infiltrate the dragons and learn their trade."
>"Then, from the inside, you're to... take them down? I don't fucking know."
"Skip the jokes, tell me the facts."
>"You're talking to yourself in a dream. Said self had no fucking clue about anything going on."
>Well gee, that's helpful. What other bits of insight will this mental reflection of you provide about things.
>Because you remember human and notice that he's the first you've seen since you came here.
"Know anything about where I am?"
>"Oh, Equestria."
"And that is..?"
>"A mystical land in a children's cartoon. Where mythical creatures roam like the normal citizens and ponies, including unicorns and pegasi, are the main rulers."
"You're making this up, right? That's pretty bullshit."
>"Nah, say what you will about the children's cartoon part to ease your upcoming existential nightmare. Point is, magical shit is everywhere and you're gonna see a lot of pastel ponies."
>He's joking. He's not joking. You're stuck in a children's cartoon. You're probably gonna show up as some one off or running side character, aren't you?
>Maybe you should try waving at the camera, for shits and giggles.
>"Anyways, that's all the time I have. You're waking up in about ten seconds."
"Wait what?"
>"Nine. Give or take."
"Why am I here?"
>"Eight. Dunno. Seven."
"Can I get back to wherever this home is?"
>"Five. Probably not. Four.
"Am I going to see you again?"
>"Three. Two. No."

>>29618223

>There's no fade out or world fading. You just open your eyes.
>Crystal bedroom, broken vase from a shelf.
>Yeah, you're awake this time. Who knew the magical crystal bedroom would be the reality that's actually normal?
>You get up and put on your glasses again. Your mind is buzzing about that dream. It's probably your best and only insight to anything that's happening and all you learned is that you're in a cartoon.
>Maybe you should tell Twilight about this.
>Or maybe not. Fourth wall break on anyone would probably crush them under some existential crisis.
>You're soon broken from your musings to the sound of knocking at your door.
"Come in."
>Spike walks in with a plate of sparkling pancakes and an apron on. If he wasn't a dragon, that'd probably register as cute.
>"Morning Muse. I didn't know if you knew where the kitchen was so I brought breakfast. Made it myself."
>Comes to the mutant's beck and call, makes and brings breakfast, looks to be a fucking kid.
>He's a butler the size and age of a toddler. Is child labor something that's allowed in magical cartoon land?
"Oh thanks. Just uh.. set it down on the desk. I'll get to it."
>"Alright then."
>Spike does so and steps out of the room.
>You've got too much on your mind right now to eat. Maybe at some point.
>For now, you want to try and make sense of that dream. There's got to be something hidden between the lines in there.

And this is where I end it off. Will our four-eyed friend regain her memory? Will she eat her breakfast at some point? Will she actually try interacting with others in this mystical land? Find out in the next update.

>>29616091
i fucking love this!

>>29618570
Hey, glad to hear it anon!

So, this isn't me preaching doom and gloom, but a genuine question.

What happens if the thread does die?

I dunno about you guys, but even if the thread pretty much dies, I'd love to hear these stories continue.

>>29618626
I hope it doesnt die,,
Ive been enjoying all these stories

>>29618626
Now that we got more peeps writing green, I doubt it'll die. If it does, I know I'll try and finish my story now that it's started.

>>29617461
>You're Khoa, and you're feeling alright.
>Not super great, but alright.
>You haven't done a lot of much the past couple days.
>You've just kind of floated by.
>You read another book...
>The first one /is/ way better as you found out.
>You've journaled things.
>Managed Discord's antics as best as you can.
>"Flew" with Rainbow Dash some more.
>And most surprisingly, you've been hanging out with Spike.
>Twilight is no doubt greatful of that fact.
>But, jokes aside, he's not half bad company!
>All in all, you've been having as good a time as possible without neglecting your transgressions.
>And you sure as hell aren't going to forget that anytime soon.
>It's still just... raw.
>Sometimes, when your mind wanders, you wonder what Vanessa would think of this.
>Knowing her, she would have thought you were adorable.
>That was Vanessa for you, always looking on the bright side.
>Before you fucked that up.
>Like you fuck up most things.
>That thought does spawn a little idea.
>Maybe you should get a job.
>At least you'll be filling your time, right?
>Might even learn to not fuck something up for once!

>>29618650
>>29618691
Like I said, I don't think we're dying here- just checking to see what our doomsday plan is!

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>>29618712
My vote is that if and when we do die out, we migrate to pony transformation general. Considering that we have a fuckin' huge pile of green to bring with us, they're a lot more likely to welcome us than they would if we come baring gifts consisting of fuck-all.

The general rule is keep it going until the threads stop hitting bump-limit. If you 404 before you hit 500 posts - it doesn't need to be a general.

>>29619595
Sounds right to me

>>29619595
Maybe we should ask them first? Before invading them with our lizards

>>29620022
I've peaked at the thred. Some are vocally for us joining, others are highly against it.

>>29618696
>Now, where would /you/ be able to get a job?
>You have skills in some select things.
>Not many of them very applicable here.
>Or even that useful in general.
>Maybe you could become a guard?
>That doesn't take much qualification, right?
>The idea marinates for a second.
K: "Haha... as if!"
>Yeah, not a good idea.
>Knowing your luck you would be paired with some fast and loose hot head who makes your job harder than it should be.
>Or, more realistically, your tiny dragon ass gets trampled by the first Stallion you have a confrontation with.
>Back to the drawing board!
>Why did you have to be an English major?
>It's not really helping right now.
>How do you even apply that to the real world?!
>College is a sham.
>Your life is a lie.
>Thank god you dropped out.
>You're dismantling the system.
>Fighting the man!
>Well, you're more rationalizing horrible life choices.
>But hey, whatever cognitive dissonance floats your boat.
>Your sad, leaky, self hating boat.

So, I honestly have no idea how long The Gold Standard will or even should be. If I wanted to push my writing speed, I could hit all my major story notes within a couple days at the most. But, I can also see this being a much slower burn. So, ill I'll ask you! Should Khoa's story end relatively quick and i start a new green? Or should Khoa stick around longer? I'd still probably return to Khoa for one offs and the like, so it wouldn't be a complete end.

What are your thoughts?

>>29620030
>Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, minotaurs, changelings, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.
Judging by the OP, we should be fine to move in with those guys.
>>29620210
Go with the flow, and take it where you feel as though it should naturally go. Don't force things one way or another.

>>29620240
That's just it, I'm not sure what would flow more. I can see a quicker story flowing well because it's consice, and a longer story could flow more because it takes its time.

>>29620252
I wouldn't be a whole lot of help with this one. Tonic is my first story so I really don't have any advice for /ending/ a green. I'd probably say pick out an ending that you like the most and see how quickly it gets there. Tonic is just a naturally long story

>>29618065
Well, maybe I should at least finish the current episode before moving back to Tonic. Expect that in a bit

>>29620377
I have a clear ending in my head, along with broad strokes of how it should go from here. I guess what I'm saying is that I dont know how much time I should spend on the build-up and the like. I can really start kicking it into the climax within a dump or two if I want. So, looking past what works, what would interest you more? A longer story that's slower and builds up slower or a quicker story that though developed doesn't go as in depth in certain areas?

Well fuck I accidentally posted this in the other tf general. Stupid other open tabs.

>>29620567
The story will be better overall if we can spend time with the characters and get to know them better

>>29617240
>Daze continues snickering to herself.
>You look down and notice that Treehugger had placed some bread and drinks in front of you.
>Perks of being guards, ponies just kinda give you shit.
>You grab a dinner roll and shove it into Daze's mouth.
>She doesn't seem to object, and begins wolfing it down.
>Yoy turn your attention back to Treehugger.
"Thanks for the bread. /Really/."
>As you continue to talk to Treehugger, your eyes follow the plate of bread in front of you as Daze "subtly" scrapes it over to her.
"Anyway, we can alter our patrol route so that we come by here more often after hours. You know, to deter anyone from trying to take advantage of your bar's...um, structural weakness..."
>Tree: "Wow, that'd be groovy!"
>You grab the tankard in front you and take a swig.
>You're instantly hit with a bitter taste that you recognize instantly.
"Woah, holy shit! Daze, they have coffee here!"
>Tree: "Oh, you must be friends with Tonic, she's the dragon who invented the stuff. She let me sell it here, it gives you good vibes."
>Oh shit, another dragon around here. You'd rather not explain to Treehugger of all ponies that you're not from this world.
"Oh...uh, yeah. I remember her."
>Daze exclaims something, but it's muffled by all of the food she's devouring.
"...what?"
>She pauses and gulps down the rest of her food in one swallow.
>D: "I said, whose the daft bloke who names there kid 'Tonic.'"

>>29621011
Looks like that dragon support group may wind up being a thing!

I think Khoa and Tonic would actually get along well.

>>29616825
Who the hell is that underneath daze I believe it is?

>>29621084
The one and only Emerald, who died along with Selenia. I think about them at least twice a day.

You can become a Janitor!

Just hit "Alt + F4"!

>>29621091
Not that one the one who looks blind also a fucking shine they died. Emperors light to them.

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>>29621091
>Emerald
>Sir Booplesnoot Von Fluffytufts II
>DragonAnon
>Edgy OC-looking Dragon Anon
>Zeloon
I-t's okay, we still have plenty of writefriends, r-right? So many writefriends, we'll never run out of green!

>>29621011
>About a week had passed since that day, and you had been walking your new patrol route every night.
>Surprisingly enough, no one seemed to be interested in breaking into Treehugger's tavern. Either that, or your deterrence plan worked out well.
>The week was rather uneventful compared to most.
>Daze made some pony cry because she berated them for not knowing what a 'bellend' was.
>Both of you made a field fire worse because you let Daze convince you that fighting fire with dragon fire would actually work...
>And you may have gotten a bit over zealous when confronting some fillies about graffiti.
>But now the time came again to make your nightly rounds.
>Walking around at night was always an interesting experience, so unlike the nights back on Earth.
>The streets were lit by torchlight and the stars were clearly visible in the night sky.
>There were only a few ponies out at this hour doing god knows what, hopefully nothing nefarious.
>D: "What're you going to do when you clock out?"
"Probably go home and sleep, maybe read a, *ahem* book..."
>D: "Got a bird or bloke waiting for ya?"
>Your face flushes red, you didn't expect to be faced with that question.
"Uh, no."
>D: "But you got your eye on one, yeah? Who is it?! I bet it's that Spike, the little fucker!"
"What?! No!"
>D: "What about that roommate of yours? Bloodycry or some shit like that? I bet you and her could have some fun with those darbies!"
"Daze, not now! There's a suspicious looking pony over there!"
>D: "Don't try and change the subject on me! Who are ya shaggin'?!"
>You start frantically slapping at her.
"Ssshhhh! Seriously, look over there!"
>Daze looks over and confirms your suspicion, a curious hooded character alright...

>>29621188
Oh that one! Don't quote me but I believe someone said her name was Scylla? The drawfag made her and was contemplating writing a green about her

>>29621258
>The cloaked pony doesn't seem to notice you, good.
>Daze and you hide in the shadows and wait for their next move.
>D: "Looks like they're gonna hit up the pub. I hope they do, I'll smack 'em hard enough to put a glass eye to sleep!"
"Just make sure they're guilty first this time..."
>Both of you sneak around the side of the tavern and peak around the corner at the mysterious figure now glancing into the many windows.
>The figure checks around them to make sure they arent being watched...they totally are.
>When their gaze turns to your direction, you quickly pull your heads back around the corner.
>Satisfied with his findings, he reaches down and grabs a big rock off of the ground.
>He goes to throw the rock through one of the windows, but you were prepared for this.
>Leaping out from around the corner, you sprint up to him and smack the rock out of the air before it collides with the window.
"Hah! Caught ya, bitch!"
>You can now see that the pony is a mare, a Pegasus from the look of the bulges in her cloak.
>You were the one who surprised her, but her attention was fixed behind you.
>"I-is that...Daze?! Daze the dragon?!"
>D: "You bet your ass!"
>"Aaaaaaahhh!"
>The Pegasus immediately starts flying away.
>God damn, guess it's time to put your flight training to the test...
>You jump up and start flapping. It works a lot better than you thought, but you still have some trouble.
>You're able to trail the Pegasus, but you have to constantly push off of buildings and trees to stay airborne.

>>29621775
As much as I'm excited to see Tonic again, I am still infatuated with this!

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>>29618696
>It's still just... raw.

>>29621258
>Daze made some pony cry because she berated them for not knowing what a 'bellend' was.
you're doing us britbongs proud Mage

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>>29621775
>pony flies away in fear when they notice Daze.
Wise choice, tiny horse. You live to see another day.

>inb4dazekillsoneoftheponies

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Just dumping a small collection of character designs since I had nothing better to do.

I know its kinda off topic, but feel free to use this for any ideas or a prompt. who knows?

>>29621775
this is some fun stuff.

>>29622691
I-is that you purple?

Those are some cute dragons.

Bumping for more art and green

>>29621775
>You are Daze, and you refuse to sit back while Khoa chases this little shit down!
>You aren't going to be outmatched by some cunt pony just because she's got a pair of flappers!
>Watching Khoa and the Pegasus fly off, you begin to formulate one of your famous plans.
>At this point some of the citizens have come out of their houses to investigate all of the shouting.
>One of the ponies comes running up to you.
>"What happened? Is anyone hurt?"
>You take your coat off and hand it to him.
"Keep this safe for a bit, I'm about to fuck a bitch..."
>You take off running but quickly stop and backpedal toward the stallion and snatch your coat back.
"On second thought, you look like a dick'ead."
>You toss your coat to another pony that just came outside.
"Keep that safe! Don't let that cabbage touch it!"

>You are Khoa, and you're gaining on this Pegasus.
>Admittedly, you shouldn't be doing as well as you are, but she's being a bit stupid about her escape.
>She isn't aware that you can't fly that well, so instead of just flying into the sky, she tries to lose you by weaving throughout buildings.
>Ironically, it's kicking off of all of the buildings that's helped you keep up.
>The chase has taken you to the outskirts of town, and you're quickly running out of buildings. You'll have to catch her now or you'll miss your chance.
>You come up on two buildings sitting across the street from each other, they're your last buildings before you reach the city limits.
>It's now or never!
>As you reach the building on the left, you kick off and reach for the pony's leg.
"I got you now!"
>Before you make contact however, Daze jumps off of the roof of the right building.
>D: "I'm not your average mud-dweller, cunt!"
>She plows into the Pegasus, knocking the wind out of her and causing them both to plummet to the ground.
>Daze quickly regains her composure from the fall and restrains the Pegasus.
>D: "Crime hurts, dunnit?!"
"Can't I have a moment?"

>>29623227
Alright, the least I could do was end the episode. I'll start on Tonic tomorrow, but from whose point of view? That's the question, a lot of crazy shit went down that night

>>29623576
All of their points of view at once, overlayed in haiku format?

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>>29613057
>Egg laying hips
More like egg eating hips AM'RITE?

>>29621233
Yeah that edgy anon had like a whole thread to himself, I thought he'd come with us but I guess not. Where did they all go? I bet they're watching us from above

Today on The Gold Standard (hopefully): things get romantic!


...or do they?

>>29622691
these are awesome, i love their designs

>>29622797
nope, but i might start using a name when im able to post some stuff up

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>>29625726
God knows, we need content. Do it, Anon.
>>29625610
Today, on Dazed: nothing happens because punki is a lazy cunt.

Still diggin' your story though!

>>29622691
>next to last
A
FUCKING
MOOSE

>>29625746
if i get my work done ill try to get something up, if not ill be able to do stuff tomorrow

>>29625726
Yep if more artists join in things are gonna get confusing.
Don't let this thread die! I'm lazy I need a break.
btw not purple.

>>29620186
>After a while you did manage to get off your ass.
>Shockingly, actually trying to find a job works better than thinking about trying to find a job.
>You even managed to secure one!
>You are now a delivery woman!
>Yeah, it's not glamorous, but it's something to do with yourself.
>The Pegasus in charge was more than eager to get you started.
>Too eager.
>And that brings you to now, a small bag over your shoulder with some mail to deliver.
>You've become pretty comfortable navigating the town since this all started.
>You walk around, handing off letters and packages.
>Doing actual work feels weird.
>The last steady job you held was at the university's library.
>And that went out the window when you dropped out.
>You just kind of coasted along after that.
>That sure went well, didn't it?
>Your pessimism tinged internal monologue is cut short by a shrill voice.
S: "Hey Khoooa!"
>Spike runs up to you eagerly.
K: "Hi Spike."
>You smirk a bit, waving.
K: "Twi kick you out again?"
>He nods.
K: "Well, I'd love to hang out- but today's my first day at work."
S: "Aaaw, I understand. Maybe after?"
>You think it over.
>You've only got a few deliveries left.
>And you don't have plans after they're done.
>So you give a playful little shrug.
K: "Sure, why not?"

>>29625920
>The day goes along pretty routinely from there.
>You pawned off the last on your deliveries, all the while hoping this flying thing pays off so you can start saving time.
>The Pegasus was elated by your punctual timing.
>"Elated" must be their default setting or something.
>After that you met up with Spike and hung out.
>He's really been growing on you.
>And seeing as how you were calling him a retarded puppy not too long ago, that's some real growth!
>Your next shift was pretty similar.
>Deliver everything and hang out with Spike.
>Twilight sure does kick him out a lot these days.
>Or at least, you thought so at first.
>But now, two weeks into this job you've noticed an odd trend.
>Every day you come into town for work, Twilight has told Spike to leave.
>"Told him to leave."
>You were beginning to suspect she hasn't been doing that at all.
>It's not that you mind all that much that he wants to hang out.
>But, why the lie?
>Now, you can't just assume he's being deceptive.
>This is Spike you're talking about after all.
>You need to confirm or deny your suspicions.
>Detective Khoa is back!
>... You really have been neglecting your search for answers about your situation.
>You make a note to try and make some headway on that soon.
>But now you need to know why a small dragon is possibly being sneaky!
>Real hard hitting issues!

>>29621333
Yep, still gotta finalize her colours tho

>>29626223
Hey! A name now! Hurray!

>>29626040
>You're finishing up your rounds as usual.
>Slow mail day today, which by all means is fine by you.
>Spike approaches you almost perfect on cue.
>He's gotten /really/ good at your schedule.
>Hell, he's probably got it more down pact than you do.
>Flashbacks to excuses for being late reverberate in you for a bit.
>At least you've got a grossly understanding boss.
S: "So, looks like you're about done today! Twilight needed me out to work on some project today."
>What are the odds?
>You smirk a little, fully knowing how to handle this today.
K: "Funny that you mention that! I've got one last delivery, and it's for her!"
>Spike freezes up almost instantly.
>You have to choke back a laugh at how stunned he is.
>That little head is no doubt trying to save itself.
>Not that you'll let that happen!
S: "I uh... I can take it! You can go get some lunch!"
>Ooh, not a bad attempt!
>But not good enough for you!
K: "Nonsense! We can go together!"
>Spike is practically dying over there.
>He is not good at hiding this at all.
>You pat his head a little, a genuine smile on your face.
>Damn when was the last time you've messed with someone like this?
>Not entirely hostile, not entirely innocent, just a little poking!
>Maybe Discord is rubbing off on you.
>That's an issue for another day.
K: "We can go together!"
S: "S-s-suuure?!"
>He bounces through like three inflections in that one word alone.
>With a quick giggle, you begin to lead the way.

>>29626341
>Spike is walking like someone sentenced to death.
>It's actually kind of cute in a way.
>Cute?
>The thought makes you stop in your tracks for a second.
>Eh, probably just a base reaction to seeing him like this.
>The two of you carry on for a good bit, walking slowly to Twilight's place.
>Just as it seems visible, Spike runs in front of you.
S: "Um.... st-stop!"
>Playing along, you stop walking.
K: "What is it Spike?"
>They look down at their feet, embarrassed.
S: "I lied... Twilight hasn't been kicking me out... recently."
>The tacking on of "recently" makes you chuckle a little.
S: "I just... I wanted to have an excuse to hang out with you! You're so cool and-"
K: "No I'm not."
>Spike gives you a weird look.
K: "Oh um... You said i was cool. I'm really not."
S: "You are! Despite having literally no past, youre doing great! You're so... on top of things!"
>That statement is so grossly false you want to laugh.
>You are definitely not on top of things right now.
S: "Plus recently... you've been treating me like... Your equal."
K: "Aren't you though?"
>They sigh a little.
S: "Honestly? I don't know. I look at you and see an independent, strong willed dragon whos taking charge. Then... you've got me the glorified pet."
>Does Spike really see you like that?
>Strong and confident?
>You certainly don't feel that way.
>But, maybe there is some merit to it?
>You do feel pretty relaxed around him.
>You can feel your face flush a little.
>With scales...?
>No, not the time to question your anatomy.
S: "You make me want to... I don't know..."
K: "Do better?"
>He nods.
>You look down a bit.
>Are you really that influential?
>It's hard to fathom you being an emotional rock.
>But... You like it.
K: "I'm definitely not the most all together dragon around Spike, but I'm glad I can help you try to be better."
>You flash a genuine smile as you think.
>Why /are/ you so much more confident around Spike?

>>29626438
>You felt good enough to try and mess with him today...
>Something you probably wouldn't do with many others here.
>Or at all looking at your recent self.
>It's hard to pinpoint why.
>So, you stop trying.
>Or at least try to stop trying.
K: "Oh shoot! I just remembered. I delivered her letter first! I don't even have it anymore!"
>Spike looks confused for a moment, before chuckling a bit.
>You join in too.
>But, it's not an easy chuckle.
>The question of why it's so easy to relax around Spike is still looming.
>You've got butterflies in your stomach.
>Something is up.
>And you aren't sure what.

Well, thats my mini dump! Not so subtle feelings are blooming, but do they mean anything? Will this become something more?

Am I gonna write some smut?

>>29626496
I hope not, this is way too cute of a story.

>>29626571
Hah, it was mostly a joke in all honesty. Not to mention I don't have any experience with smut. Unless something really changes, I think the most smut will be the cheesy stuff Khoa reads, not the stuff I write her in.

Hey, we've got a dragon MIA. Where's Columba?! We gotta find her...


Also, please be patient with me today. I know my. Updates are usually pitiful at best but I'm having an especially hard time figuring out how to start back up with Tonic. I'm gonna post something, I'm just not sure what yet

>>29626766
I've been wondering the same thing, haven't seen them at all recently.

As for starting your story back up, maybe something a little slow to establish things going in? You had a lot of perspective shifts recently, so maybe have something to tie it back together going in?

Continuing Tonic's story
http://pastebin.com/dbJ3Mnny

>You are Twilight, and you're sitting upright in your bed, still panting from your dream.
>Suffice to say your mind is shattered.
>That was the greatest bliss you'd ever experienced, and you didn't even experience it.
>All of it was a dream, and you're kinda mad about that.
>Staring blankly, you just sit in your bed and think about the ecstasy that had just left you.
>Meanwhile, Spike is barraging you with all sorts of questions that you only hear half of.
>S: "Are you ok? Why were you screaming?"
"It's...it's nothing, Spike. Just a bad dream..."
>S: "what was it about?"
>Now that question caught your attention.
"Uh...what?"
>S: "Your dream, Twilight, what was it about?"
>You quiver as you think back on the dream, but quickly shake it off as the expectant Spike gives you a strange look.
"Oh! It was nothing, really..."
>S: "It didn't sound like nothing. You were moaning..."
"Well...that's because-"
>S: "And then you screamed, and now you're acting strange."
"It's just that-"
>S: "You're sweating a lot and your face is red."
"Quesadillas ok?! They were all over! It's was just...why are you so tall...?"

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Went ahead and finished this.

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>>29627154
It's wonderful! I wish I could do shit like this but my dexterity stops at typing on my phone

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tfw I write a lot of stuff today
tfw it's competely shit when I re-read it

>>29626950
>You rub the sleep out of your eyes and try and focus on him.
>The light of the morning sun shines in the window and illuminates your room just enough to see him.
>Getting out of bed, you see that he's about as tall as you are now.
"Spike, have you been excepting gifts from the crystal ponies again? Remember how dragons can be with treasure..."
>S: "No! I just woke up like this!"
"Well, if you haven't been hoarding things, then what else could cause a dragon to..."
>You think back to Spike's orange spots, still visible on his scales.
>Judging from the look on his face, he's way ahead of you in that thought.
>S: "What if it happens again? What if I hurt someone? Is it safe for me to be around Tonic, or any dragon for that matter?"
>Well this is...convenient.
>'Afraid you can't see Tonic anymore, Spike. Guess you'll just have to stay away from her and leave her to me...'
>No, you're the princess of friendship! You can't do that!
>But what if he's right though? What if It /does/ happen again?
"We'll handle it, Spike. If something does happen we will be able to keep everyone safe."
>S: "I don't want to hurt anyone, I just wanna be able to see Tonic..."

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>the draganon thread returns after all these years
Missed these threads. Image and link(image is too big to post) related for those wanting some character building guilds.

https://i.imgur.com/MmIJ41x.jpg

Should I brush off and salvage what I can from my old story about dark portals and monster fighting?

>>29627453
We could always use more authors here!

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This thread is my shit

>>29627453
Yeah, give the drawfags a break from drawing those egg laying hips, not that I'm complaining...

>>29626496
It could be interesting to include smut, but do what you want. I know I didn't have any experience with it, and I'd like to think the smut I've written has turned out well.

>>29627453
*guides

Oh, wow, surprised to see the thread still kickin'! I'm fucking /really/ sick right now, so I won't be able to focus on writing until I'm given the all-clear, but I'll still hang around the threads and shitpost either way.

How's the dragonbros doing tonight?

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>>29627559
>>29627890
Very well. I shall commence writing... tomorrow. I have to write a paper tonight, but I will have all day tomorrow to focus on the thread.

>>29628274
I get to take an aptitude test tomorrow to see if I can get a new job I've been after. I'm super nervous so I've been a bit distracted. Otherwise I'm good

>>29628274
Im doing fine! Trying to get some extra cash and swing by Wal-Mart and pick up that japanese Breya precon they have

>>29627453
>tfw getting reminded about all the traits I chose for Draganon
Thanks anon, you're the best

>>29628274
I still have some work i need to get done, but i should still be able to put something up today

I'll hopefully be writing stuff later. Setting up DnD things.

>>29628732
No problem, senpai.

Love looking at this thread and seeing several different names one after another. We've lost a few along the way, but we've got a decent little group on our hands!

>>29628315
>>29629049
>>29629081
Lookin forward to seeing some green. As soon as I get passed tomorrow I'll be able to focus properly

Bump for more

>>29630359

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work stuff is taking longer than i like to finish,, so heres a quick sketch,,

>>29631075
That Fluttershy and her creepy-crawley "animal friends"... Just try and shut her up when she's talking about animals, it's like two different ponies.

Here's hoping I get more green out today. Gotta keep that "steady" flow going!

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>>29631075
blep

>>29626457
>Just one more thing for your internal trash fire you suppose.
>It's at least something small.
>You /hope/ it's small.
>It would be a lie to stay this didn't throw off your being with Spike today.
>Everything you do is tinged with some uneasiness.
>It's ironic really.
>Your recognition of being so comfortable around him is making you insanely uncomfortable.
>Not the outrageous Discord induced uncomfortable.
>But more the slow, creeping discomfort you find day to day.
>You can't tell which is worse.
>Despite this, you manage to keep up a happy facade.
>The last thing you want is Spike prying right now.
S: "So, do you ever think you'll get your memories back?"
>Oh good, one uncomfortable topic to cancel out another!
K: "I really have no idea. It feels so distant now that it's hard to even say if I can go back."
>An honest answer, just used in a slightly different context.
>You have felt detached from your former life, save for dreams and prodding from Discord.
>Going back is still honestly unimaginable, even if you want to or not.
S: "Well, you have a life here now!"
K: "Pardon?"
S: "Er... Sorry if that came off as insensitive! What I mean is that, if things don't work out- you have all of this!"
>You smile a little.
>He makes a valid point.
>You're bit worried about rent.
>Have a real job.
>Things have been relatively calm.
>You have Spike...
>"Wait. What?"
>Did you just...
>No, no way.
>Sure, he's a decent friend and all- but he's no better than Fluttershy right?
>It's been what, two weeks of you not hating him?
>That does not put him into a category of his own when you think of good things you have.
>There's no way in hell!

>>29631053

>>29627730
Who is this semen demon

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>>29631075
>>29631150
I want this dragon's green!


I'll try and get out a little update today, but like I said I'm a little distracted at least until tomorrow

>>29627338
>You are Tonic, and you bolt out of bed as soon as you feel consciousness hit you, like you've been waiting for a green light or something.
>What the fuck was that dream?!
>You quickly pace around the room in a panic trying to gather your thoughts.
>Did the princess plan this out?
>No, she didn't know that would happen.
>What about Luna? Was she in on it with Celestia, or was she the one who did it?!
>You can't just ask them, can you?
>What if they already know that you know? Luna could've been watching your dream...
>Don't you think she would've intervened if she was? She could've...shut then dream off or something.
>Throughout your manic pondering, one thought sits in the back of your head: maybe Discord could help...
>Discord...
>He's older than the princesses...and this was a world shaping event.
>Even if he wasn't around for the end he still would've been keeping tabs on it.
>Why did he pretend to not know about the humans yesterday? Why did he pretend not to know about humans when you first met?
>You'll have to figure this out, but you'll do it when you get back tomTwilight's castle.
>She has her own selection of dragon books that could help you put some more pieces together.
>The train should have you home by this afternoon. By then, you should be collected enough to start thinking about your next move.
>Next move...like it's some sort of battle plan.
>You're just an average guy who turned into a dragon, you're not cut out for this...
>After a few minutes of further pacing you hear a hoof knocking at your door lightly.

>>29631870
>You walk over to the door and open it to see Twilight.
>Her cheeks are red and her eyes are facing downwards at the floor.
>T: "Uh, g-good morning...I just wanted to let you know that we're leaving for the train station soon..."
>She speaks a little faster than normal and starts to quickly walk away when she's finished with her statement.
"Hey wait, I need you for something!"
>She looks back at you with a shocked look on her face.
>T: "Y-you.../need/ me?"
"Uh...yeah, I need a little help getting my dress back on. Rarity helped me yesterday and it's pretty difficult on my own."
>T: "Oh, right. Of course."

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>>29631916
Proceed.

Aaaaaaaahhhhh book horse top cute
TOP CUTE

>>29631930
Twilight please stop shitposting.

>>29631916
Oh the tension

The people in pony transformation general are fucking mean

>>29632118
Don't get me started haha.

>>29632118
what haben

>>29632179
People freaked out because I was considering writing over there.

>>29632451
Did you tell them what you were about to write?

>>29632484
Yeah, specifically said pony based and they still flipped out.

>>29632118
They're usually decent.
>>29632451
I think it's just a couple of shitposters who seized an opportunity. Everyone else seemed to tell 'em they were wrong.

>>29632524
Yeah, yeah, I figured as much- still annoying to deal with though, so I bailed before I got into some shit storm

>>29631916
>Twilight slowly enters the room and helps you with your dress.
>When you first begin she pauses and inhales deeply.
>Is she...smelling you? It's hard to tell because she's behind you.
>She's mostly silent and it sounds like she's breathing hard.
>It seems like she's trying her hardest to not touch you the entire time.
"Um, Twilight?"
>T: "Y-yes?"
"You can um...touch me, I'm comfortable with it. You don't have to try not to..."
>T: "OK! I-I mean, right. Yes. I was just trying to make you feel comfortable, because I'm the princess of friendship. And we're friends..."
>Ok ok, damn. She's acting really weird.
>Now it's kind of the opposite problem, she's touching you a bit...too much?
>You probably should've had the damn dress on by now...
>Whatever, sexy book horse is touching you, it's not too much to complain about.
>Maybe she just doesn't have experience with humanoid dresses.
>She steps behind you and pauses again.
>You turn your head to her and she's looking at your tail again.
>She looks shocked when you catch her.
"No spots there yet..."
>T: "yeah...just thought I'd check."

>>29632118
They might have to deal with us one day, they better get used to it.

I'm about to take my test bois wish me luck

>>29632762
She wants you tonic
Just let it happen

>>29633096
So is Tonic kill?

>>29633096
You can do it mage!

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Bad news; Still ill, therefore no story update for quite a while.
Good news; Sort of toying with story ideas at the minute.
More good news; Might do a few small one-shots of Spike being coached by Daze, only to get cucked by Rarity for the bants.

What you lot reckon?
>>29633096
Late as fuck, but good luck Mage.

As Daze would say;
Knock em' fuckin' dead, mate.

>>29633096
The power went out so they gotta reschedule. Beyond pissed, but whatever, that just means I'm stuck here for a bit longer.

>>29633300
Nah m8, if I got the new job i would still work Tonic in

>>29632533
I really wanted to see you write pone. Just post with another name so they fuck off

I'm on and got time to update. Time to make some garbage.

>>29618526

>You are now Twilight.
>Due to recent events with a dragon being brought to your doorstep, you're looking up memory spells.
>Very powerful memory spells.
>You've spent almost all night working on this and finally found results. It's gonna take a few things, but you're a princess. This should be easy for you.
>Maybe you should update Muse on this. She's sure to want to hear the good news.
>You make your way to the guest room and knock.
"Muse, I found a memory spell that should work better. We're going to try it later today so meet me in the library tonight."
>There's no response.
"Hello? Did you get all that?"
>She doesn't reply. You try opening the door and find it locked.
>Didn't want to be rude, but now she's forced your hoof. You teleport inside.

>>29634104
I'm still considering it.

Kinda

>>29634144

>Muse is at her desk and furiously writing something. Cold pancakes sitting next to her as she slowly builds a pile of balled up paper.
>It reminds you a bit of yourself. What's she working so hard on anyways?
"Muse, I found a memory spell for you! We're gonna try it later today!"
>She almost fell out of her chair once you spoke.
>"Don't you know it's rude to barge in on people!"
"I tried knocking but you didn't reply."
>You try looking over Muse's shoulder. She covers up her papers quickly.
"What are you working on anyways?"
>"I'm uh... writing a book!"
>A dragon writing? Last you checked, they all were more focused on the power struggle.
"I didn't take you for an author."
>"It just came to me! In a dream! Right, I remembered writing a book in a dream!"
"Wow! Have you been published? What do you write about? Can I read some of it?"
>Before you could ask your next question, Muse leads you out of the room. Unlocking the door and everything.
>"No. Fiction. When I'm done."
>Then she closes the door on you. Maybe you were prying a bit. Then again, you've never met a dragon who makes stories.
"Make sure to meet me in the library so we can try the spell tonight."
>"Got it."
"And make sure you eat, too."
>"...Oh right, I should do that."
>You chuckle a bit. Just like how you were.
>And off you trot to start picking up components for the spell.

>>29633796
I would enjoy seeing Spike try to not be a cuck.
>>29634144
She's exploring her egg laying hips

>>29634273

>You are Muse and you've just screwed yourself over.
>You've known this pony for a net time of a day and you can tell she won't stop hounding you until she gets something.
>Meaning you're going to have to write. And that look in her eyes, it has to be good or that lie won't work.
>Last you checked, your skill set was at zero.
>You sit at the desk again and slam your head down. How to bullshit out of your first lie in this cartoon.
>Cartoon. The dream! You could use something like that.
>You clear the desk of all paper and start making something. Good or not, you gotta make something.
>Please the host, keep up the lie, regain memory...
>Figure out where to go from there.
>Easy enough.
>Oh right, eating would also be important. You get to that first.

>>29634323
Okay I'm gonna start planning more for where I'm taking this. Now I have a clear idea.

>>29634276
More like book laying hips. Gonna be fun when she reads equestrian smut.

>>29634333
Khoa would recommend "The Grounded Pegasus".

The author's first really /was/ better.

Or so she's been... um... told? Yeah, let's go with that.

>>29634333
>>29634396
I would recommend the classic: The Lusty Argonian

I'll be back to normal tomorrow, I might do some Equestria Five-0 this weekend

>>29634396
>>29634820

Surely Twilight wouldn't mind her going through her library. Y'know, for research.

>>29633096
>They might have to deal with us one day
Trust me, we won't.

>>29634923
I'm sure the library will be open for use. Recently it seems Twilight has wanted to do more /field research/, at least in Mage's universe.

Sorry for the kind of slow day on my end.

So, the other general has made me chuckle. Their heckling is officially sort of entertaining in some weird way. So, I'm going to keep working on The Gold Standard and see how weird things get over there. Y'know, give them what they want and see how it goes.

Actual content from me should come tomorrow morning, my trip down this rabbit hole shouldn't be too consuming I hope.

Bumping for green, art, and ptfg hate

>>29635477
Wouldn't call it hate- more like fascination whilst I have minor writer's block

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>>29634966
Jesus, this thread feud is getting out of hand, and it's literally just because we /exist/. So ironic that this is happening on the mlp board. I don't really give a fuck, I'll read any green once.

I'm considering an attempt at drawing Muse.

Also the idea of all the /dtg/ dragons hanging out keeps buzzing around my head. I might try doing something with it at some point.

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>>29635638
Well it's something

>>29631739
i haven't had the chance to work past the end of the spoopy clown nightmare, but the jist of the next part it wakes in the night in equestria, uncertain if just part of a big fever dream
I also got one last bit of work to get done by tonight, i suck at assignments :/

Updated the pastebin for those wanting to keep up. Still trying to get time to work on the next part.

http://pastebin.com/U5q2gcBr

>>29631423

Got an important interview this afternoon, wish me luck!

More content coming soon.

>>29636856
A little rough around the edges, but still pretty good!

>>29636654

>>29636833
Good luck anon.

>>29635777
It is indeed something, trips says continue. I like it so far

>>29636862
This.

I'll start writing in a bit, gotta collect my thoughts

>>29637028
Thanks

This writer's block is worse than i thought. I know where I'm going with it, but have like no motivation to push it. I dont want to force out a shoddy post, so I'm going to let it sit for a bit.

>>29637423
That happens to me all the time, the best thing for it is to just sit down and write. The worst that could happen is you don't like it and erase it

>>29637480
I'll probably try once I get home

>>29632762
>You are Twilight, and you're fighting off your urges.
>You're not doing a very good job at that.
>In no way does your dream compare to the real thing.
>Well, you wouldn't know, but you can already tell just by being near her again.
>Luckily Tonic doesn't seem to notice your strange behavior.
>With the dress on, she steps away from you and starts fidgeting with it, adjusting it to make it more comfortable.
>To: "I did find a spot on my side last night though..."
>You're eyes go wide. It's happening!
"Oh, uh, I forgot to tell you..."
>She raises an eyebrow at you.
"Spike seems to have...grown a bit in size."
>T: "And? It's not exactly weird that he's growing, seeing as how small he is."
"Well, it's kind of a lot, and it's probably because of you."

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>>29637689
>Don't make me say it, Tonic.
>To: "How do ya figure it's because of me?"
>Darn it!
>Your face heats up and you can't seem to maintain eye contact.
"It's just that, he's a growing drake, and your...mature body is probably having an effect on him."
>Her cheeks turn red and she nervously scratches the back of her neck.
>To: "You think so, huh? So what are we talkin' here...is he my size now?"
"No, he's about as tall as me."
>To: "Oh."
>Wait a minute! Is she thinking about-
"Wait, are you thinking about-"
>To: "What?! Well, I mean....no!"
>Unbelieveable! She thinking about Spike when there's a suitable mate right in front of-
>No, no this is off track.
"Nevermind, the fact is, he's scared. This isn't the first time he's grown bigger, and he's afraid that contact with you will turn him into a monster."
>To: "That's crazy!"
"Well it's real to Spike. I'd appreciate it if you could talk some sense into him, I can't stand to see him when he's this upset. He's already gone to the train station with Starlight."

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>>29637810
>You are Tonic, and you're packing your things.
>You didn't come here with much, but you're leaving with an arm load of books.
>This new developement from Twilight has you thinking though.
>Poor Spike, you were just having a little fun fucking around with him.
>Turns out waving some egg laying hips in front of an adolescent drake causes them to undergo metamorphosis.
>Pretty fuckin' rad, but still...
>You remember that episode where he basically became a tarrasque.
>Could your sexy ass drive him to such a feat?
>Well, when you say it like that...
>It's probably nothing, he'll probably just grow to your size.
>That's how big the majority of the dragons in the show looked, the rest were just transformed by greed.

>>29638002
>egg laying hips

>transformation
as if that wasnt bad enough its almost always into a female to boot

its shit
sage

So is the idea that a random Anon/Femanon got transported to Equestria and turned into a dragon or yourself?

>>29638115
From the looks of it, each time it has been an anon made up by the writers

>>29638122
>>29638115
It varies I think. I know my anon in the story has a preexisting life, not self insert or just random. But, I'm sure others do that.

>>29638141
Is any here really fantasizing here about being/wanting to be a dragon just like they do in ptfg for ponies? I haven't clearly seen it yet.

>>29638098
I'll bite.
It always seemed to me that this transformation into a mare, filly or a female dragon was more about tearing Anon from his comfort zone than anything. As well as turning the stories from "how to fuck every living being" to "literally anything but fucking every living being"

>>29638182
I think I know what you're referring to "I want to be the mare" comments, yes?

Honestly, you dont really see that here. You'll get some eager reactions to smut, and some jokes about it- but if anybody feels that way they don't go over the top with it. I know I'm just here to write and read some interesting stories.

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>>29613057
>Egg laying hips

You people are fucking disgusting
I fucking hate you

>not wanting to be the little dragoness ready to have her first clutch and gather her hoard
You had one job, anon

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>>29638258

>>29638218
Yeah im here for the stories and the draws, was just wondering.

>>29638294
There we go.

>>29638258
Cool story

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>>29638002
>A thought suddenly comes to you.
>How many of today's dragons are just transformed humans?
>How long do dragon's live?
>Do they remember what they were?
>You'd wager that even though the old dragon society was ruined, the original dragons still survived.
>Maybe that's why some of them are still small.
>But what does that make Spike?
>Spike...
>Worry about this existential crisis later, you promised Twilight that you'd cheer him up.
>You finish gathering up all of your things and head toward the train station with Twilight.
>Another sunny day in the Crystal Empire.
>The cloudless sky gives light to the crystal structures and produces rainbows that bounce fucking everywhere.
>It's truly amazing, but the light irritates your eyes a little.
>T: "So...it's safe to say that your cycle has started. You feel any different?"
"Not really, I think my body was just tardy to the party."
>Her face changes at your response.
>Is that...dissapointment?
>T: "Are you sure? You might be a bit more...open to suggestion. Maybe from a nice mare."
>Classic Twilight, always trying to pry for information. She's probably going to try and write her own book on dragons with the knowledge she gets from you.
"A mare? Hmm, I've considered it, but I'd have to-"
>T: "You have?!"
"What about you, got anyone special in mind? You'd be the first queen I'd ever heard of here..."
>Heh, get ready for her to mention Flash-
>T: "Maybe...she's pretty tall, and *ahem* green."
>Wait what? 'She?' It's not flash?
>You begin thinking about the show.
>...You don't remember seeing an episode where she likes a green mare. That'd be a little on the nose for Hasbro.
"Really? Who is it?"
>Twilight just stares at you, her eye twitching.

>>29636862
i thought id give another go at this phone sketvh app,, im soo out of practice :/

>>29638906
Not bad for being out of practice!

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>>29638258

>>29638775
Is it Tree Hugger?

>>29639781
Gotta be. You guessed it, anon

>>29637000

Good news: my interview went well

Bad news: I think I've caught that nasty stomach virus going around here. I'm puking my guts up. Thankfully this started after my interview.

Probably not going to be able to swing work or classes tomorrow- bleh.

>>29640419
Get back to your blog.

>>29633796
>>29640419
Sickness is taking out dragons one at a time, but I will stand stout.

>>29639781
>>29639915
I was going for Tonic...but that wouldn't be a bad pair either

>>29640595
I'm still kicking! Sort of.
I at least know what to write whenever I feel up to it, so that's some consolation.

Currently working on update, prepare yourselves

>>29640720
Sounds good! I cant wait

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>>29640419
I like you bro but you're being a faggot, with all of this blogposting and namefagging for no reason. Especially when you kept your name on posting in PTFG when you didn't even have any green written up for there yet.

Just stop and think for five or ten minutes before you post. If you aren't writing or discussing your story or some aspect of your story you shouldn't have your name on. It's rude and it makes you look like a stuck up, fairy dusted, sweat soaked cunt. And I don't want you to do that to yourself.

>>29640881
I don't exactly see how me keeping a name on is rude. It lets people know who they're talking to, instead of them just seeing anonymous. Let's me be involved in things instead of me just dropping some green every now and again and that being that. for the blog posting, I'm letting people know Im sick because it will be hindering my posting here. I'm not going around saying "Oh hey I just ate a hotdog" or something, I'm telling people "hey- this is going on, it may mess with me getting posts out." Would it be more helpful to not let people know things aren't going on? Because if people don't want to know that I may be slow on posting, I'll just keep it to myself.

>>29640974
Jesus fucking christ just stop, literally no one cares about what you have going on IRL

>>29640974
Seriously, just leave. You're an absolute faggot with a sub par green. We don't want or need you here, so do yourself and everyone here a favor and go away. I'm sure you'll be happier, and I know we will be.

/ptfg/ please go

>>29641059
Fuck off anon. They're sucking away at this thread, so if they have any respect for it or us they should leave. We don't need their content.

>>29641022
I don't think the faggot actually gives a shit. Their head is so far up their ass they can see the back of their teeth.

>>29641079
>>29641047
Jesus, let the man be. I'd rather not see a writefriend leave this general once it started gaining traction. Nothing wrong with letting the man update about why he can't update.

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Ahahaha someone summon Woofr so we can drag him intto this drama shit too. Hes a sunfag right? This should help.

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Jesus fucking Christ, I leave the thread for two or three days and it devolves into this bullshit. What the fuck are you all doing?

I see nothing wrong with Kolaghan keeping his name on ITT (I'm sometimes guilty of this through bad memory myself, so I can't say shit), and I don't see anything wrong with him posting an update on why he can't update either.

Lots of Anons get pissy when writers just up and fuck off without saying anything, so I can see his reasoning. Namefagging without reason in other threads is a bit daft thought. Sort of asking for it when you do that.

Everybody calm the fuck down and remember it's not a real general without a pile of drama.

>>29641670

>not real general without drama
it's official guys. we made it.

>>29641682
>sleepless nights of bumping the newborn soon-to-be-general have finally paid off
Wooho...*sounds of collapsing from exhaustion*

>>29641457
Cute

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sizzle is getting there slowly,,

Man this general really managed to take off.

Nice work everyone.

>>29641220
>>29641670
If their faggotry ended where you describe it with just keeping the name on and saying what they're doing- I could see your point. But they have basically made this place their blog. I don't care if they have an interview. And the PTFG mess? Don't get me started

>>29641220
What's the worst that happens? We lose below average green that keeps durdeling in exchange for less cancer in the thread. They've made it very obvious they don't feel remorse for what they've been doing.

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>>29642154
haha fuck,,so many dragons

>>29641220
>update about why he can't update.
Because this is the "excuses for why I can't keep writing bad green" thread now apparently

>>29635777
nice,,

Looks like they missed their daily blog post they tend to post around now.

Such a shame, I so desperately needed to know if they had an interview today or if they're feeling up to a post or not! /s

>>29642662
Why dont you stop being a faggot and post some greens,, instead of getting so butthurt about namefagging and writefags letting the tread know there isnt an update,, or are you just going to lurk the tread and be a dick??

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>>29642662
>>29642427
You are the cancer killing this thread. The decent, more frequently updating writefags are starting to leave because of posters like you.

>>29642722
>The decent, more frequently updating writefags are starting to leave because of posters like you.
Yeah, because Kolaghan is a writefag doing good things for this thread. That's laughable.

>>29642706
Say what you want about how its said- the fact stands that we have a grade A faggot fucking up the thread.

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Need I remind you to not reply to the little faggot that's shitting up the thread?

>>29641457
>>29642154
Take your time my guy. Waking up to see some new art is rejuvenating

>>29642300
I'm finally part of a general, I never dreamed this would happen

>>29642662
I don't really see Why it's such a big deal. I can see your point of view but I just don't agree, that's just my opinion.

We're all friends here, right? There's no need to be so...professional. If you honestly don't like Kologhan, then just ignore him. You can at least be happy that he keeps the thread bumped right?

I love you guys, don't tear the thread apart.

I'll get to work on Equestria Five-0 later

>>29642800
>then just ignore him.
That's hard to do when this thread becomes their faggoty blog practically every day. It's honestly shocking they haven't started shit posting today already.

>>29642769
Dont worry, kolaghan isn't even here to reply to right now

Oh no, looks like kolaghan isn't here to bump like you said he's good for.

Guess I'll do it instead

>>29642800
>We're all friends here, right?
That's quite the assumption

Time for another episode of Equestria Five-0

>You are Khoa, and you are taking a sick day.
>There's been some kind of stomach bug going around and it finally got to you.
>It must have gotten to Daze too, because she also called off.
>Whatever, you get to take a break from all of the dissidents of Equestria.
>Today is going to consist of your ass, that couch, and a book...
*knock knock*
>...after you answer the door, god damnit.
>You're about to go for the door but Fluttershy darts for the door instead.
>F: "You just rest, I'll get the door!"
>Not going to argue with that.
>Fluttershy insisted on staying home and taking care of you.
>You're not really sure what she does all day anyway...
>You hear Fluttershy's muffled voice greet whoever is at the door.
>Eventually, you hear her coming back through the house with another set of foot prints.
>Foot prints...of fu-
>D: "Oi, what's happenin'?!"

>>29643262
Please tell me you started this before Kola and Punki called in sick and you're some kind of psychic

Jesus what happened to this thread? I get back and people are going batshit.

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>>29643262
>You choke on the water you had been drinking.
"What the hell are you doing here?!"
>D: "Raising hell that's what, and you're coming with me!"
"I-I'm sick! And so are you!"
>D: "Wot? Nah, I'm just a lazy cunt. Are you telling me you didn't fake it to get out of work?"
"No..."
>D: "And here I thought we were beginning to understand each other."
"Well, you were wrong, now get outa here before you get sick like me!"
>D: "Gettin' sick is for the birds, I ain't no cabbage. Besides I gotta be here to comfort my friend."
"Trust me, you don't. I'll be fine with Fluttershy, here."
>D: "That's for /damn/ sure."
>She turns to Fluttershy and shakes her hoof, giving it a kiss as she does.
>D: "I'm right happy to finally meet you, Khoa talks about you /all/ the time!"
>Daze turns and subtly winks at you.
>If only your eyes could shoot lasers.
>Regardless, Fluttershy seems to melt under this facade.
>F: "Oh my. Khoa, your friend is so nice."
"She's something..."
>F: "I think it's a great idea to have Daze stay over, I'll go make some tea!"
>Fluttershy walks toward the kitchen and Daze stares at her as she does, mouthing the words "god damn."
>When she's out of view and hopefully earshot, Daze turns to you with wide eyes.
>D: "You've been holding out on me!"

>>29643330
I don't know. I guess there's one faggot from the Pony Transformation Thread who's just Salty and tries to shitpost.

Stay cheeki breeki guys and never give up.

The kid behind this is proberly just salty because we don't merge with PTFT or whatever reason it has.