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Derpdash is interesting, but come on, we all know who Dash is meant to be with

>>29742087
Reminder that no ship beside fluttercord and starburst will ever become canon.

>>29742116
Lyrabon seems decently likely.

If we include the comics, Luna kissed Big Mac and Fleetfoot fell in love with Big Mac. Twilock might happen too after 52.

So you'd be pretty mad if I did this?
*pokes Boulder*

>>29741850
I'd mash that boulder

>>29741850
>rape

>>29741768
oh fuck off already.

>>29741791
this

mediocre music with mlp voices spliced over it

Foozogz can and does do it better.

>>29741791
are you angry over something kiddo
>>29741802
literally who and also kill yourself please

>>29741397
You're going to have to be a bit more descriptive, OP.

>>29741397
nothing good either

>>29741397
Well she finally carried a child full term, so there's that.

Or maybe Griffon The Brush Off. Any comfy episode would have worked after Return of Harmony.

The order of the episodes in season 2 is really awkward. A Luna episode so early, despite her not being a recurring character.
2 CMC episodes one after another. 2 Dash episodes in a row.

>>29741411
Or perhaps Bridle Gossip, that was way comfier and funnier.

Getting ready to start episode 17 now.

Cool I need to run to the store and get some snacks and beer. Looking forward to the stream.

is the server down?

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>>29741229

>Your stomach rumbles. As you search your pantry and fridge for food, you realize it's time you go out to the store.
>The owner was good friends with your great grandmother, who inherited you the house you live in. Seeing him greet you with enthusiast and hearing his myriad questions about your life anger you greatly, but it is the only store in at least 30 miles around.
>Vanadise has been following you this time. She always observes quietly. She's a blank flank, so you don't know her interests other than trying to cuddle you or making the best of whatever time you dedicate to playing with her.
>Just then, your body complains again, loudly, about the lack of food.
>She tilts her head at you for a moment while you hold your midsection.
>"Are you hungry, Master?"
>You chose to have her address you like that to minimize the possibility of seeing her as more than a toy.
"Yes, Vanadise. I need to bathe and go to the store."
>She thinks for a moment, then walks away from the kitchen.
>Good, that's what you conditioned her for.
>But then, she comes back with your only clean towel on her back.
>"If you don't want to head out, Master..." She says meekly, as your gaze upon her widens in unpleasant surprise -- "You can have my food. It's not much, but..."
>Oh no. You thought it gone from that first day with the filly paste.
>You did your best to not let her be this way.
>You did not want a pet. You did not want a family. You wanted her to just be a novelty toy.
>But here she is, offering you her kibble.

>>29741229
if you've got nowhere else we've got a Tree Hugger thread running that you could put it in
>>29706311

>>29741287

>You're upset. Conflicted. On one hand, you're furious that she'd go against her upbringing and do more than what you taught her to. On the other, you're both proud of her for doing something on her own, and thankful to almost tears that she'd try to care for you despite your cold demeanor.
>After what seems like an eternity, her soft voice calls out to you.
>"Master, are you okay? Did I do something untoward?"
"... I'm okay, Vanadise. Thank you, I cannot eat your food. I'm heading to the bathroom. Don't follow me."
>You take your towel from her roughly, and hurry up to the bathroom.
>You spend half of your time in there dwelling on the situation. Maybe a dog would be bearable. You don't have to talk to one and mantain conversation. But Vanadise is sentient.
>You're racked with guilt over the fact that she may realize she's entirely alone in this pitiful place.
>You resist the urge of driving your straight razor through your ribs as you shave, breathing deeply to try and handle all this.
>When you finally come out, there's a clean set of clothing on the edge of your bed, and your favorite shoes are lined up neatly, the inside already sprinkled with talc.

>>29741341
Thanks. I'll follow your suggestion on what I should do. As stated before, I'm new-ish here. Also, this is not Tree Hugger fanfiction, but rather, a similar Bio-toy from Hassenfeld Co. delivered to an Anon who has been driven over the edge, mentally, and can never come back.

>>29740695
i play csgo

>>29740695
>TF2
I hope you know everyone dropped that game for Overwatch.

>>29740695
I actually play both games. I have not played them in awhile and I'm trash at CS:GO

How about some of the fandom as well?

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How about you stick a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall.

>>29739964
"I am a whiny cunt who can't get over himself long enough to actually be an adult and accept the show as presented by people whom I have no control over.
Please listen to my endless whining and fix the show the way I want because I am a spoiled millennial. Please insert gratuitous amounts of cock into my mouth."

There ya go, OP.

>>29739929
Where the hell is my Starlight waifu?

>>29739929
Over the years I've never managed to find the perfect waifu. I've always ended up flip-flopping back and forth. Good thing I'll never go to Equestria because I'll never be able to settle down and live a normal life there, let alone here.

>>29739941
So what your saying is your never gonna have a girlfriend? No offense if that's the case

>>29739850
None of them have been relevant since 2011 so nobody cares.

>>29739859
MAS has been relevant.

>>29739867
UFP is still being made and still gets a hoot out of me

>>29739738
He had a major anxiety attack and stopped writing. How do you not know this by now? Or do you and you're just making this same shit thread again?

>>29739752
I got curious cause it came up in a conversation last night.
That sucks though, hope he's alright now. Does he post anywhere else?

stupid gay poorly-drawn wish-fulfilment crap eagerly swallowed down by broken-brained autists

>>29739600
Fuck that, yoga sucks.

>>29739600
I want to do Trixie.

>>29739631
You have to buy her a non fat, fiber free, full protein, fiber enhanced, gluten free, color free fruit smoothie, no ice but still served ice cold, with no non fat cream whipped topping first.

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I'd recommend getting started at the very beginning. It introduces you to all the characters.

https://kisscartoon.io/Cartoon/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Is-Magic-Season-01/

Also, thanks for giving the show a try. I hope you enjoy it.

This is some weak ass bait.

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>>29739572
The Great Lemonade Stand Wars is a good one, start with that

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>>29739468
"Take it up with school board shit eater, I do what i'm told. You don't like me teaching evolution, talk to the school board. Else I'm teaching evolution next week."
"Now about your wife, I've heard rumors of her performing lewd acts to other students and staff in exchange for favors in your daughters name. How do I know, I've partaken."

>>29739468
"Ok, and?"
>"Well, Ah want you to stop"
"You being?"
>"What do ya mean!? I'm Applebloom's legal gua-"
"No, I'm pretty sure that's Granny Smith, not you. Anything against evolution, mrs Smith?"
>"Wha-? No, dear, the resolutions are good! Always make new o-"
"Thank you very much, mrs Smith. Now, Applejack, where were we? Ah yes, you were whining without being entitled to do so."
>"AH'M PRETTY ENTITLED TO DO IT"
"Eeenope. Not the legal guardian. So, next question?"

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>>29739468
>"Next you'll be teaching them what sex is, then tell them that Faust is dead. You're going to lead these foals to hell with the kind of teaching!"