I want Luna to be my mommy.
I want Rainbomination to be my daughter.
>>29744801
>Not NMM
superior mom
>>29744994
>inferior nyx
no thx
When I get to Equestria, I'm going to go up to a pony and say a level five naughty word right in front of her face.
>>29744757
She wouldn't even react because she wouldn't know the word.
Is "I'd like to suck your throbbing marecock" a naughty word?
>>29744757
i will find and cum inside rainbow dash
>Rainbow Dash finally joins the Wonderbolts
>the whole episode is nothing but cringe humor to make us laugh at how stupid she is
>We meet Fluttershy's brother
>the whole episode is nothing but cringe humor to make us laugh at how stupid he is
>We learn more about Applejack's fillyhood
>the whole episode is nothing but cringe humor to make us laugh at how stupid she was
Who thought that it would be a good idea to use the same writer for literally all the unrelated-to-Glimmer worldbuilding episodes in season 6? Why had it to be the most Family Guy-tier writer in the current staff, a guy who literally can't write anything but cringe humor?
>>29744559
That's funny because all your post did was make me cringe.
You weren't supposed to laugh at him by the end, you were supposed to pity and understand him.
>>29744559
>muh lore
Slice of life is how the show rolls for the most part and the new established lore is fucking shit, at least neet brother and lying appul were fun to watch
>>29744444
Claiming Twilight forever.
>>29744445
>lost to sunshit horse
just kill me now lads
>>29744445
2slow Twigglesfag
Shimbo is the best horse forever!
glimmer is best pone
So how exactly does magic work for Unicorns?
The most we see Twilight do anymore is just magic blasts, but we see Starlight use magic to activate a spell circle? Are magic blasts more powerful than chosing to blast magic lighting, or blast magic fire?
>>29744345
the show runners couldn't care less
>>29744345
I imagine a pure magic blast would be more convenient to charge up. Also in a lot of fantasy shows and universes, magic duels just devolve into beams. You know, energy beam, fire beam, ice beams, etc.
>>29744356
This. Magic does literally whatever the fuck the writers want it to.
To try and find some logic to it is ridiculous.
Is it permissible to have both a pony and a human waifu? You see I love Twiggles but I also have been in love with Rikka Takanashi since I first saw her. If it's not acceptable, how am I supposed to get rid of one when I love both?
>>29744101
You are the lowest form of subhuman trash
>>29744101
You're a cheating whore who should be axed, that's all there is to it.
>>29744106
Thanks your input. It didn't really help anything.
>His waifu can't use magic
>>29743922
>His waifu is a non-canon Monster High ripoff
Feels fucking good having a waifu who can use magic
>>29743922
>His waifu isn't a god
Who are some of the best writefags of /mlp/?
In my opinion sergeant_nonymous and getmeouttahere are easily two of the best.
>>29743828
This is the third writefag shilling thread I've seen this week.
>>29743828PastaFromSpace
>It's a writefag shills a writefag thread hoping someone will mention him.
I was only 9 years old
I loved mlp so much, I had all the merchandise and videos
"Big Mac is love" I say; "Big Mac is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Big Mac
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Big Mac
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Hee-yup"
He grabs me with his powerful pony hooves and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Big Mac
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Big Mac
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Big Mac
He neighs in a mighty neigh as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Big Mac looks him straight in the eyes and says "Hee-yup"
Big Mac leaves through my window
Big Mac is love. Big Mac is life.
>>29743759
Quality content.
>>29743759
horsefucking is always on topic here
>>29743759
>do you even greentext
8/10 would fap again
Imagine being Twilight in this scene and having to be all like "damn, Rarity, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your pencil shaped body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another horse in Equestria. Like seriously imagine having to be Twilight and not only stand there while Rarity flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable cinematography barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, RARITY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of stallions and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Equestria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before Hasbro Security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Twilight Sparkle. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I'm not reading all of that but man would I stick my tongue right in Rarities asshole
>>29743438
this
>>29743438
this
>>29743040
Like from the alphabet?
>>29743040
YEE
>>29743040
Yet another quality thread, well done /mlp/.
This board is dead.
I still have these leftover, what should I do with one?
Also, which would you rather receive?
>>29742800
>20% cooler
Don't tell me those are official.
>>29742810
Oh god that is so cancer
>>29742810
I fail to see the problem
Friendship is Magic #52 is still storytimed here!
>>29718363
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is storytimed here!
>>29619093
Spring's first weekend- there must have been a lot accomplished in the week, but also much celebration still! Princess Celestia must receive a lot of invitations to bear witness to festivities near and far. And she does get around- in Equestria, at least. How often does she get to (or decide to) visit foreign nations? Does having Luna back free her up for it more? What kinds of spring ceremonies DO other places have?
>>29737095
Previous thread.
>sunny
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yas8fBClnw
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up -Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>filly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXMxKI_frII
What the actual fuck is this shit?
>>29742300
something not worthy of its own thread
>>29742300
Companies figured out how to exploit youtube's algorithms for maximum profit. They are not really "videos", they are just things that are designed to be played over and over again based on an algorithm to generate profit. They are not intended to make sense or be enjoyed.
>>29742300
Like those horrible girly games, but in video.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and watch whatever you want to watch. You take the red pill—you stay on /mlp/, and I show you how deep the autism goes.
Remember: all I'm offering is the horse pussy. Nothing more.
>Takes red pill
I don't even like horse pussy.
>>29742275
Gas all Nyxfags
>>29742267
Id rather take the blue pill thanks