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today is my 1st cheat day in 2 months. i wanna eat something super fucking greasy and delicious (i'm not cooking).

what should i get?

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How'd I do bros

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15 pounds of drumsticks
2 pound pork loin
4 packages beef ball park franks
2 kielbasa
2 packs of jalapeno cheddar lil smokies
2 dozen eggs
Spices
2 yogurts
2 lbs breakfast sausage
Macaroni salad and Cole slaw (almost at date, but eating it tonight).

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gf made this breakfast
smash or pass?

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Pic from 1910

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I'm at work for another 10 hours and the only thing keeping me going is that I'm going to get drunk and make chicken noodle soup as soon as I'm home. I usually suck at making soup, but I want it to be delicious.

Do you guys have any amazing recipes or tips for chicken soup? I was thinking just celery, carrots, onion and garlic. I'm going to be using a slowcooker, so should I just put the chicken on the bottom and veggies on top? Some recipes say the chicken should be placed on top of the vegetables.

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I live under the totalitarian rule of an unfair, despicable ogre AKA my father. Just because I am not employed, he thinks he has the right to enforce arbitrary dietary restrictions and treat me like a child. Okay, I am overweight and it is "his" house, that still doesn't give him any right.

Anyway, one of the humiliations he puts me through (and in front of my cunt of a stepmother) is to "allow" me one can of Pringles per week as a "treat" (as if I am a dog and not his human son). Of course the first time he did this I ate them in one sitting and he of course shamed me and refused to buy me a new can until the following week. Now I have to walk for 30 min 3 times a week and can only eat certain amount of Pringles per day - yes, he actually draws 6 lines on the can and occasionally checks to see if I surpassed them. If I eat too many he throws the whole can out and doesn't buy them for an additional week because he is an asshole who cheated on my mother and has to make my life hell.

With that background, now you know my predicament. I ate 3/4 of a can Sunday night due to my diagnosed depression and in a fit of creativity and intelligence, I cut the appropriate length from a paper towel cardboard tube and balanced the remaining Pringles on them. The weight isn't good but they clearly look like they are at the appropriate line.

But I'm worried this won't go unnoticed for the next 6 days and am wondering if /ck/ can give me advice on how to make homemade Pringles? This way I can use them as "filler". Please /ck/ I really need this and the flavor doesn't matter, the prick doesn't scrutinize that much.

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Today's Purchases

1. Atlanta Braves "Extreme Hot Flavored Tortilla Chips" single serve packs $0.125 each

2. Generic "healthy" Crunchberry Cereal (no artificial dyes/flavors) 26 oz $1.99

3. Buffalo Pizza Lunchables $0.50

4. Ore Ida Naturals Sweet Potato Fries 18 oz $0.99

5. Stonyfield Farms Whole Milk Yogurt 6 oz $0.16 container

6. Baby Carrots 1 lb $0.99

What did you get?

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How do I make fries in the oven?
Give me some tips and spice mixes

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>they want to be paid 15 dollars for this

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/get drunk and wake up the next day to a messy kitchen and wonder what you made only to find the evidence on your phone/?
I wish I remember eating it.

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Is paprika underappreciated?

It's not often I use it in cooking myself unless I'm trying to add a little color. However, tonight I made some paprika chicken filets and have a better appreciation for it now. Paprika is a very subtle spice... but when used in large quantities you can really taste the smokiness and mellow undertones that you typically can't if you're using less than a tablespoon. After tonight I think I'm going to be buying a lot more paprika and cooking with it. You really need large amounts in order to taste it though, but it's an excellent flavor when you do.

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>American person: I'm not drunk, I only had two drinks

Well, what constitutes a drink? How much alcohol does one drink contain?

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I know next to nothing about pork, I'm not a jew though. Can someone enlighten me about pork products?

I want to impress some people by knowing good pork product stuff but I know nothing about it. Stuff like what are good products, or smoked stuff you can eat like prosciutto or some bullshit like that. What are good buys?

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Whats your favorite cereal /ck/?