/get drunk and wake up the next day to a messy kitchen and wonder what you made only to find the evidence on your phone/?
I wish I remember eating it.
>>9232423
That's just a mediocre quesadilla, you could literally make one right now if you're that sad about not remembering it.
>>9232426
But I don't want to do dishes
>>9232428
>>9232423
This thread is relevant to my interests.
Started when sober
Don't remember finishing
Leek and garlic IIRC. But what protein to use?
Big fucking hunks of beef are a good start, then more leeks
>>9232423
pls, poser
real blackout shit is when you wake up with tooth-marks in the butter
and piss in the laundry basket
Random shit from the fridge. Pretty caned at this point. Kids, don't operate pressure cookers when drunk.
>>9232461
Real pass out drunk is when you wake up in behind a dumpster in Tucson with no shoes when you live in San Diego.
Worcesterester sauced
>>9232470
keep going
Oh and some pork skin for the gelatin, I want this shit sticky
Time to just throw caution to the wind and start mixing random sauces. Fucking smashed at this point.
Linghams > gutter oil > sriracha
Pour that shit on the pork skin
I think I'm into the scot j at tis stage
Behold the horror!
>>9232537
Go on...
>>9232549
That's it, sorry.
Taste was okay, but it wasn't a pressure cooker dish. And the pork skin would have been better as crackling.
>>9232569
Blue balls thread.
>>9232423
>Dude, I got SOO drunk that one time
>Let's talk about that one time I got so drunk at that place and did that thing!
>DUUUUUDDDDEEEEEE
>Dude, what?
>DUDE, That was AWESOME
>Totally, dude.
Young alcoholics are almost as bad as stoners.
>>9232668
I was smoking also
>>9232423
>being so narcistic that even when you are drunk you have to document every little pointless shit with your stupid smartphone
shaking my head
>>9232423
Oh hey cool! I buy the same cheese! Finlandia, right?
>>9232682
Perhaps, but this thread was more entertaining and on topic than the majority of the threads on /ck/ these days.
>>9232431
> that burnt spot
anon... i..
>>9232668
>doesn't cook drunk and high
Subhumans fuck off