gf made this breakfast smash or pass?

>>9233233
Toast is raw. Would not eat

>smash or pass?
Are you 12

>>9233233
Eggs could have been on a tad longer but it looks good regardless.

>>9233233
I like my eggs cooked a little longer but yeah looks good. would smash/10

>>9233233

Not super in to it. Taters seem half-assed, and gravy looks weak. Also, the plating is super sloppy. Pass.

>>9233233
Cholesteral/10. You don't need 3 eggs, chubs.

>>9233233
Disgusting, eggs look overcooked, toast looks untoasted, plus who eats plain brocoli and mashed potatoes + gravy for breakfast

>>9233233
Pass. You need to leave that woman for feeding you poison.

>broccoli
cuck

>>9233233
Smash. Your lady cooks a decent looking meal, something that most of the neckbeards on this board will never get unless its from their mother.

>>9233238
Do you think you can get salmonela from toast you mong ?

>>9233233
>gf
Liar

>>9233233
Diabetes/10
Unless you're about to go plough your your field, you don't need this much food. Is your gf American?

>>9233451
no but i'd rather have toasted toast than untoasted toast

>>9233451
i think its toastenella

>>9233233
Why mashed potatoes and gravy alongside broccoli for breakfast? Seems like very odd choices to me.

>>9233510
We grow people taller than 3 feet here in America.

>>9233233
Would Eat/10

>>9233233
I'd eat the bacon and toast, but pass on the rest. I don't like eggs, but the rest looks good aside from the fact that mashed potatoes and broccoli do not belong at breakfast.

>>9233238
>are you 12?

Are you?

>>9233233
Would fuck up that plate, then slay your gf's pussy while you finish your breakfast.

>>9233238
>Raw toast

>>9233233
smash

the plate on her head

The potatos and broccoli are unusual choices for breakfast, but I love potatos and broccoli. Smash/10.

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>>9233510
Have a wank m8

>>9233233
the broccoli to bacon ratio is too messed up. i can't eat it.

>>9233528
this, it's not fucking salmon ffs

>>9233541
>wider
FTFY

>>9233233
Smash her, then eat. Business before pleasure.

Pass because she probably only made it so she could take pics and post it on Instagram saying how great she is so she can feed her ego

>>9233233
Bra if she's beautiful in your eyes (or when you think about her it makes your dick so hard it does all the thinking for you), and she makes you breakfast like that. If that's your gf, smash that until the both of you got sore genitals.

Pass. She's trying to copy something she has seen on either YouTube or some other site. As has already been said, odd choice with the broccoli, weak gravy and potatoes, otherwise ok eggs and toast but it's eggs and toast.

Thing is, she didn't make this because she thought you personally would like it. She made it to see if she could make something look like a picture she saw.

>>9233233
If that's honestly your girlfriend's doing then you should break up with her and find someone else. Life is short my man, don't waste it on a bitch that can't cook.

>>9234160
So be single? The only women that can cook well are fat or can only cook a few items well. Might as well just go gay.

>>9234164
If you only go to bars or fuck apps to pick up on women, that's the kind of woman you get. If you want a woman who can cook your best bet is to find them outside of the city, at church or some other social event. Just need to get out of your usual haunts anon.

>>9233233
>broccoli and eggs
marry her.

Looks pretty decent, would eat /10.

hope your girlfriend is hot, at least. Sorry about your ''''''''''''''''meal''''''''''''''''''

>>9234164
you've obviously never been with an asian woman

Absolutely smash. How do you get a gf that makes breakfasts like that for you? asking for a friend.

>>9233238
>cooking for your 12yo bf
MOMMY

>>9233238
>Toast is raw.
So... bread then?

>>9233233
Mashed potato and broccoli for breakfast is a bit odd but I'd still eat it.

>salmonella spots on egg yolks

RIP OP

>>9233233
eggs and broccoli, potatoes and bread, she likes big dick bears.
would smash. needs some Tabasco sauce

>>9233233
smash. would ask for black pepper, hot sauce, and jam