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>>8673343
just gonna grab a tender real quick bro

>>8673343
Everything.
Just necked a pint of cider and had a joint so now I want everything.
Just had a dank sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice, but now I'm craving something like... fried eggs on toast.

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A huge bowl of karaage with mayo

>>8673148

Using heavy cream to make it.

>>8673148
>Hey guys, take a look at our new flavor of ice cream, only for a limited time!

Five dollars a pint

sometimes more.

>>8673101
He's a cool fatty

Decent

>>8673101
Bump

>>8673048
I wouldn't. California wine is the Wisconsin cheese of wine

>>8673048
Champagne

>>8673071
Well, California vineyards are pretty fucking amazing and productive, so it's understandable that they're equal with the greatest cheese makers.

Fun fact, most european winemakers get their grapes from California. Eurotrash is fake swill profiting off the prestige of their history.

asparagus

>>8672865
Cucumber is p good. Makes it taste really fresh

>>8672865
cucumber
mint
basil
tea
lemon
lime
asparagus

>>8672667

> he's not bringing walnut rugelach with him

Enjoy your shitty party OP

throw some sperm in it

Last time I posted in a hamantashen thread, I got banned for 3 days.
I cant say why, because we aren't allowed to say thing that might upset a certain "people".
We can take this discussion to somewhere else that isn't so heavily censored maybe? This is certainly NOT that place.

Yeah, I built my own wood fired one in the garden. Working in a refractory has it's benefits.

>>8672670

I basically have no yard

This is 0.5 mil€ house with asphalt and wood terraces.

Could I hide one in the forest?

is there no moderation on /ck/ at all? WWhy arn;t you banned yet

>>8672480
It helps you accomplish getting a job at somewhere other than Wendy's.

>>8672480

Networking and rudimentary skills for non-social aspies without kitchen experience.

Experience once was a prerequisite, now anyone can matriculate at my Alma Mater, makes me mad in a way.

>>8672529

This.

>>8672460

You need a better diet than gas station snack isle, is my opinion.

fatty

>>8672460
Are you a girl? Post your feet.

Cool

Perfect reason to skip the tip.

>people still use ceramic plates when paper plates are superior in every way

go to a viet restaurant, order from menu.

there you go, good pho. No fuss, no muss.

>>8672420

What if going outside for me right now implies facing the arctic hellscape that it Southern Manitoba?

>>8672430
I manage just fine in the arctic hellscape that is Southern Alberta. You'll manage too! Just remember to make sure your refugee application is filled out, and dress warmly.

Mike's Way

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Reee normie

I like the B-52 flaming. It can be delicious.

Otherwise, basic beer.

Gin and Tonic if im trying to look cool.

gin or vodka and tonic dry (little or no vermouth, which is a sweet wine-flavored thing they put in gin/vodka tonics sometimes) make sure they put an olive in it if they serve it without one

jack and coke

bloody mary (more of a morning or lunch drink)

tequila sunrise (orange juice, cherry syrup and tequila) i dont know when its appropriate to drink these but theyre decent enough.

>>8672285
stop drinking.

>>8672295

I'm pretty sure ONE shooter every few days is reasonable.
I'm not kidding.

heres a classic for you alcoholics to try

put a clothespin on your nose and chug earthquake malt liquor without breathing. then wash the aftertaste away with soda or water so theres no flavor left

remove clothespin

feel buzz

feel awful hangover 10 minutes later

continue this process all night

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>>8672197
Great thread OP.

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>eating unprocessed peanuts at all
yuck

Are you an alien?

>>8672049
pepsi by a country fucking mile

best pop in the world

>>8672049
>pop in the world

*soda in the world

>>8672049
Coke. No contest.

You only have Pepsi when they don't have Coke.

Also I'd like to suck on those fat, stretch mark-ridden boobs.