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Mike's Way

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Reee normie

I like the B-52 flaming. It can be delicious.

Otherwise, basic beer.

Gin and Tonic if im trying to look cool.

gin or vodka and tonic dry (little or no vermouth, which is a sweet wine-flavored thing they put in gin/vodka tonics sometimes) make sure they put an olive in it if they serve it without one

jack and coke

bloody mary (more of a morning or lunch drink)

tequila sunrise (orange juice, cherry syrup and tequila) i dont know when its appropriate to drink these but theyre decent enough.

In my favorite order

1. Tanqueray and tonic with a lime
2. Jack and ginger
3. Hennesy and sprite with a lemon KC tea
4. Amf adios mother fucker
5 long Island ice tea

Patron shots of your feeling to get funky.

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>>8672386
Acceptable cocktails for male drinkers to not seem like pussies. In no order.

Screwdriver
Gin and Tonic
Vodka and Soda water
Manhattan (but I don't like the vermouth)
Vodka or Gin Martini
Bloody Mary if it's morning or lunch
Scotch and Soda water
Whiskey and water
Whiskey sour (NOT Old Fashioned however, it's a woman's drink in spite of if you watch Mad Men or not.)
Sazerac

>>8672386
First of all every cocktail tastes bad at least a little bit. If it tastes good there's barely any alcohol in there.
That being said, the usual normie ones that will taste fine are rum&coke, gin&tonic, whiskey sour, screwdriver (mostly only during daytime)

>>8672415
>jack and coke
It's called rum and coke you fuckin pleb

>>8672510
you are pathetic

don't listen to these gin and tonic pleb

get a real gin drink

get a negroni.

>>8672510

>screwdriver

disregard this post

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>>8672578

Vodka and orange juice is lazy breakfast juice or mixer when you have nothing else. No reason to order it.

>>8672531
uhhh. jack and coke go together like french fries and ketchup

rum is a third world drink

Screwdriver is always a safe bet.

>>8672531
Jack is a whiskey though, dumbass.

Rum and coke is for faggots. Ask for the lime juice and upgrade that shit to a Cuba Libre

>>8672386

long island iced tea, although my usual is an old fashioned

Bourbon basil smash

>>8672386
Kahlua and Cream (and/or with Vodka for a White Russian)
Mimosa (orange juice and champagne - not really a cocktail but whatever)
Jack/Rum/whatever and Coke
Buttery Nipple (Bailey's and butterscotch schnapps)
Duck Fart - which I think is Bailey's and Kahlua and possibly other stuff - not sure just know it tastes good
Electric Watermelon and Long Island Iced Tea both have several different shots plus grenadine or something else but you'd have to Google them.
Oh yeah, and daiquiris

Alcohol is degenerate and so is this retarded culture of giving names to the shitty drinks.

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>>8673679
Personally I like the alcohol but the names are cringe.

Not denying I'm a degenerate. It's just in my blood.

>>8672569
This

One dirty hobo cumshot for my friend here, and I'll have a prolapsed anus on the beach.

I just drink beer or neat whiskey when I go out. Ordering cocktails is gross.

>>8672510
>Screwdriver
Stopped reading there. You will look retarded if you ask for a screwdriver at a bar.

Will mecha ever make it lads?