Drinks and cocktails, homemade edition

>>8672285
stop drinking.

>>8672295

I'm pretty sure ONE shooter every few days is reasonable.
I'm not kidding.

heres a classic for you alcoholics to try

put a clothespin on your nose and chug earthquake malt liquor without breathing. then wash the aftertaste away with soda or water so theres no flavor left

remove clothespin

feel buzz

feel awful hangover 10 minutes later

continue this process all night

>>8672285
Rum + Beer + Coke.

Here's a new cocktail I invented. Three shots of gin and a half shot of dry vermouth. I call it the vermin, because it's vermouth+gin

>>8672285
Mango Parrot Bay + Mike's Hard Lemonade

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>>8672285
Fireball is great. Pic related, my tower of beer.

>>8672285
>fireball
are you a woman?
>small plastic bottles
smh2bh

>>8673153
xD flavored whiskey is for pussssies!!!! haha lmao did you know it's actually schnapps!!???/

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>>8672423

GOD DAMN
EARTHQUAKE MALT LIQUOR

I just saw that shit for the first time in my life, in this piece of shit ghetto liquor store, along with pic related, and I picked up a can of each. Earthquake being 10%, Camo Black being 12.2%. I couldn't imagine it being as bad as it was, holy shit.

People talk shit on King Cobra and Old English and shit, I LOVE those, I can even kinda stomach Steel Reserve, but holy Goddamned shit.

The worst I've ever had in my life. Maybe tied with Wild Irish Rose. No drunk, just DIRECTLY to hangover. Never a-fucking-gain.

>>8672285
Oh that's pretty gross OP, I don't know about that. Then again, I hate shooters.

Blackberries + Basil + Lime + Sugar + White Rum + Club Soda

>>8672285

cinnamon whiskey is a great additive to beer.

>fireball

Is this what middle school girls drink these days?

Back in my day it was either SoCo or Goldschlager.

>>8673594


>>8673248

>>8673064
so basically straight fucking gin, but you wanted to add your gay name to it

>>8673638

>basically straight fucking gin

It's a fucking martini, dum dum.

>>8672285
cheap american brandy mixed with squirt soda

>>8672285
Smoky Martini

Gin and scotch

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Equal parts vodka, tequila, triple sec, and tonic, plus a couple twists of lemon and a splash of lime juice. Sometimes i garnish with a slice of lime or 2

>>8672285
Half a bottle of gin with some Wild Turkey 101 later.

1:1 fireball and mango nectar

>>8673653
Is that what they call it in Murica? My mum always called them winey-pineys, because the vermouth is a wine and the gin tastes like a pine tree

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>>8672285
One shot of Listerine
One chaser shot of Gentleman Jack
Swill vinegar in your mouth and spit it out then suck on a lemon

Follow up with as many cigarettes as you want

>>8672285
>Fireball
>7% Apple cider
>ginger ale
tastes like an apple pie and floors you hard.