Oh my god! >waiter!? ..... >...WAITER!!!!!!

Cool

Perfect reason to skip the tip.

>people still use ceramic plates when paper plates are superior in every way

>>8674051
>strong gust of wind blows past you
>your food goes with it

Nah

>>8674051
enjoy for BPA

>>8672419
>This is simply UN-ACCEPTABLE
>I NEED to talk to your manager IMMEDIATELY
>OBVIOUSLY this meal will be fully comped for me and my wife's son, INCLUDING drinks and dessert
>expecting a tip? No way pal, not with this kind of sub-standard diningware
>it's like the chip is literally raping me right now
>wait till my Yelp buddies hear about this!

>>8675567
Manager: "Treasure Barbie, your waitress does not deserve that kind of disrespect. Xhe deserves an apology immediately, xhes currently crying in the trigender bathroom".

>>8672419
if i grab a plate off the rack and it looks like this,i toss that shit..we have a dishwasher that thinks he's hard because he slams the plates together when he puts them on the rack..he broke some shit last week and when asked what happened,he said "whoa,maybe i should stop working out so much."

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>>8675567
>americans

>>8672419
doesn't matter what your name is when you're foh.
personally, i identify as 'excuse me' rather than their assumed 'waiter' no matter what table section i'm in.

>>8672419
saizeriya ?

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>>8674051
>plates

>>8674165
>middle of the summer
>floor fan propped up on full blast blowing on my face
>make an american cheese and potato chip sandwich
>eat half
>pick up other half
>fan picks up plate and throws it, crumbs and all, all over the floor