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whats good food to make for a lovely women thats hard to fuck up?
plz i wanna get laid tonight
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>>8672395
Order a pizza. With pineapple. And sriracha.
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>>8672395
serve her some boiled eggs
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>>8672395
Here you go anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJUiWdM__Qw
Just don't burn the garlic
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When I was a wee lad, this Mexican woman who was friends with my mom cooked some sort of potato and eggs dish where the eggs and potatoes were cooked together.
Anyone have any idea what that might be, or is just eggs cooked with potatoes an actual thing? I saw some recipes involving chorizo as well. I can't remember that well if this dish had chorizo or not.
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potato frittata
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>>8672376
spanish tortilla
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>>8672388
Gracias
Redheads have a different pain tolerance from normal people. Does this apply to their taste in spicy foods?
Genuinely curious
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thats not a real redhead
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>>8672356
Considering their cuisine isn't known for being spicy, they may have a hard time with it.
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>>8672361
All of the BMX bikey boys have red hair...
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Would you pay $75 for a can opener?
https://www.amazon.ca/Zwilling-J-Henckels-Opener-ZWILLING/dp/B002DGTHH6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489236956&sr=8-1&keywords=can+opener+zwilling
I usually just get image related because side-cutting ones never open more than 5 cans without breaking or dulling. But it would be nice to have a non-sharp lid when fishing it out.
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Quit cutting the full circumference of the lid ya dingus.
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>>8672338
That same can opener is $28 USD on the US Amazon.
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My can opener cost the equivalent of £1.70 in today's money and was made in West Germany. It's opened probably thousands of cans since then. Fuck all this cheap Walmart shit. Go eat some tendies you fucking wankers
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Hey /ck/, im planning on making hard apple cider with applejuice and a balloon for the first time today, anything i should know?
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don't be cheap, buy a stopper and airlock
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>>8672282
Sterilise everything.
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>>8672287
Can i get one at like a walmart or something?
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This is the proper way and amount of ketchup that you should consume with your french fries.
This is by far, beyond all doubt and not up for a debate, it's a fact.
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>>8672130
1 dip for each bite.
But only a light dip
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there's people who are 100% sure you shouldn't even be alive
trust me bro, that's just your personal opinion
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>>8672130
>not gravy
Failed.
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how do you make chicken breast not shit and tasteless?
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>>8672043
Brining.
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Try doing what CFA does and put it pickle juice overnight.
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You buy a cut with some more fat in it or fuck off to >>>/fit/
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What food do you like to eat while depressed?
Life is shit right now and I plan on drowning myself in food today.
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When I'm feeling down, "treating" the problem with food just makes it worse. I find the best solution is riding my bike for an hour or two, or a stimulant-fueled weight lifting session
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>>8671979
you gotta eat big to get big, cmon
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What leftovers are meant to be reheated and what meant to be eaten cold? I say non gravied meats and pizza are for cold
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>>8671836
>gravied meats
Is this a Scandinavian dish?
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>>8671841
Gravied meats are meat with gravy
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Definitely not papa johns that shit deteriorates into mush after a night in the fridge, it's like the crust has a self destruct timer or something
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Are they actually good?
Thought of importing some but they look like pure sugar.
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>>8671825
They are pure sugar and most suck.
If you freeze the s'mores ones they're great though.
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>>8671825
Was never a fan. Too much dry, crumbly crust, not enough cheap, shitty filling.
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>>8671825
They mostly taste like cardboard and sweet tooth paste
If you must try them, only do chocolate or cinnamon varieties
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Redpill me on london broils.
I know it's a tough cut of meat, there's a reason it's dirt cheap, but I want cheap beef so what can I do with it? It doesn't roast, I can grill it hot and fast but it's still tough as fuck, it's almost impossible to cut across it's wonky grain.
I'm contemplating buying a tenderizer to make the most of it, I figure severing a ton of the fibers before grilling will make it the most edible.
I made a pretty rare one tonight which had the benefit of not being tough, but it was still chewy.
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Jerky is the answer my friend. Marinated then smoked
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Wouldn't using slow-cooker work to make it tender?
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>>8671819
Yes.
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where I go for semi-healthy moderately priced items that taste kind of okay.
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Neat
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>moderately priced
They are useful for finding simple ingredients in shit though. Literally the only place I can find good quality tablewater crackers and coconut oil.
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aldi
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I can eat an entire medium domino's pizza with no difficulty. I'm five eleven and 180. Is there something wrong with me
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yes, youre a fatty. that BMI is solid overweight
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>>8670967
Yes you fell for the Dominos meme.
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>>8670967
You have 20 extra pounds of pizza around your gut.
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What do you cook on Fridays during Lent, Catholics who are on Keto?
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Couldn't you eat Fish?
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Fruit sandwiches with caramel drizzle
Fuck keto, fuck rapists, and fuck you
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>>8670935
You stand out as the superior intellect.
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What's everyones favourite types of pie? I'm making dessert tomorrow night and I'm in the mood for pie.
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The kind in your pic. Bonus points for Oreo crust. Fucking fruit pies are for old ladies.
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>>8670920
I like to make french silk with a simple shortbread crust
The chocolate silk part is ezpz to make from scratch so do it that way please
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>>8670920
Chocolate is my favorite pie.
Peanut butter and blueberry are also good.