What are some nicknames you have or food?
I call pineapples, "my nipples."
>>8669933
>scrambled legs/hard boiled legs
>slobster (or "slobberinis")
>frrrimp (gotta roll the r)
>roasty beast
>shepherd's puppa
>burglers
>ching (for "a glass of wine", colloquially: "wanna have a ching?" "come on down and have a ching with me")
>pinkles
>maters
and a million more that aren't coming to mind
>Milk
Cow juice
>Saag paneer
Spinach diarrhea
>Roast beef
Jessi
>Honey
Bee puke
>Mtn Dew
Neckbeard fuel
>Potatoes
Puhdurdurs
>Any white icing
Jizz
>Shrimp, crabs, and lobsters
Sea bugs
>Zucchini/cucumbers/carrots
Farmer dildos
>Vodka
Russian water
not really a nickname but i keep mixing up the words for ravioli and hemorrhoids
GOD TIER
Costa Rica, Colombia, Panama, United States (Hawaii)
GOOD TIER
Mexico
MEDIOCRE TIER
Honduras, Guatemala, East Timor, Malawi, Nicaragua, Yemen, Sri Lanka, El Salvador, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea
LOW TIER
Ecuador, Jamaica, United States (Puerto Rico), Burundi, Rwanda
SHIT TIER
Brazil, Kenya, Tanzania, Ethiopia, Dominican Republic, Peru
wow you are dumb as shit
Why does coffee only grow in ooga booga zones?
>>8649120
>GOOD TIER Mexico
Nice try Amerifat
Why is sauna cooked food better than everything else?
>>8676764
You mean like smoke sauna meat or what?
Not sure but I suspect it has something to do with all the steam keeping it moist.
>>8676783
The meat goes on hot rocks, the environment is moist and hot.
What cuisines are the best for LARPing as a grill?
>>8676510
Dick. Lots of dick.
>>8676510
>>8676512
>>8676517
Not doing that
Did I just get jewed?
>>8676188
Most likely. Probably.
Those fucking jewish bastards forgot your pineapple! REEEEEEEE
CALL THOSE KIKES RIGHT NOW AND DEMAND YOUR PINEAPPLES RIGHT NOW REEEEE
na you got jipped.
When did you grow out of your red wine phase? White is better in every aspect.
I still drink a lot of red wine, but I didn't really understand that white wine could be good until my mid 20s
Mostly because of money. Cheap red is harder to fuck up than cheap white
>>8675870
I must be transitioning because I like Rose
>>8675870
>red vs white
wrong dichotomy; dry vs sweet is what matters to me
dry >>>>>>>>>>>> yezhovshchina >> sweet
ITT: Underrated/Little-known Cuisines
I try my hardest to make something from any region of the world I can. However, I'm running out of ideas.
Maybe I'm making Ugandan soon, who knows.
>>8675861
Have you tried doing some preserved dishes from across the globe? Biltong, kimchi, pickled fish, etc.
>>8675879
How easy is it to bomb kimchi?
Kurdish
best stuffed food?
>>8675823
ur mums pussy
Your mom's pussy with my cream.
HAHAHAHAHA
Anyone else try this? Godtier
>>8675791
I tried a free sample that my local supermarket was giving out.
It's better than Wal-mart tier shit, but that's not saying much. It's nowhere near as good, and a lot more expensive, than just roasting your own.
I got it and I was the only one in the house that didn't refuse to eat. Meh taste desu
>>8675791
Boar's Head is a sham. Look at the ingredients of that shit. It's no better than any other jailhouse lunch meat. The power of good marketing has made this company huge and completely overrated
>At Subway, there's no such thing as no!
What do you ask?
Directions to somewhere with good food.
>>8675762
>What do you ask?
Who is that qtp?
awsk her for some of that sweeet punani :))))))
Anyone have experience with Soylent? I'm considering trying it for breakfast as I often skip it.
Debating whether I'd prefer the Cacao or the Coffiest flavor. Also heard something about referral codes for half off, I'm thinking about getting 36 bottles. I thought the price is a little steeper than expected, but considering this is meant to act as a meal replacement & I only intend to try it for breakfast, it's not bad.
Eat real food instead you thunderous faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdqCYZqKNTo
>>8675568
A scoop of slimfast powder and 300mls of whole milk is my breakfast everyday. Cheap and works great.
I can't stop eating raw meat.
It's so delicious
Eat a dicjk faggot
Ur gonna get worms in ur as nigger
>>8675559
>>8675557
No U
Apologize.
>>8675376
Fruit can't talk bro
>>8675383
but it can read, so post your apology, fag
>>8675376
childhood is avoiding grapefruit at all costs and choosing oranges
adulthood is realizing grapefuit tastes better and is the superior fruit
You did good anon. Microwave raman in plastic is always a good idea.
>>8675163
Whoops. At least you'll meet your daily recommended intake of vitamin P. It helps support muscle function, immunity, and elective surgery.
I never thought you could fuck up instant ramen.
Congrats.
I'm a complete idiot when it comes to cooking, so pardon the stupid question, but is it a good idea to cook that sliced lunch meat ham you normally put in sandwiches? Like, just in a frying pan to eat on its own? Would that turn out okay?
Sure, it would be fine anon. It should have enough grease to cook without oil or anything
>>8675052
Fuck off.