What are some nicknames you have or food? I call pineapples,

>>8669933
>scrambled legs/hard boiled legs
>slobster (or "slobberinis")
>frrrimp (gotta roll the r)
>roasty beast
>shepherd's puppa
>burglers
>ching (for "a glass of wine", colloquially: "wanna have a ching?" "come on down and have a ching with me")
>pinkles
>maters
and a million more that aren't coming to mind

>Milk
Cow juice

>Saag paneer
Spinach diarrhea

>Roast beef
Jessi

>Honey
Bee puke

>Mtn Dew
Neckbeard fuel

>Potatoes
Puhdurdurs

>Any white icing
Jizz

>Shrimp, crabs, and lobsters
Sea bugs

>Zucchini/cucumbers/carrots
Farmer dildos

>Vodka
Russian water

not really a nickname but i keep mixing up the words for ravioli and hemorrhoids

>>8669933
>>8670005
thats kinda cute lmao

>white onions
Wunyuns
>red onions
Runyuns
>green onions
Grunyuns
>green peppers
Greppers

And so on
I love portmanteus

Also
>jalapeños
Jalapenises

Not so much nicknames, but I go out of my way to pronounce anything with accents/non-english pronunciation as incorrectly/literal as possible

I call quesadillas KC/DCs

>flied lice
>spegy merbls

>>8669933
Lollllllzzzzz

>>8669933
Pork chops = chork pops.
Chicken hamburger helper = chicken masturbation (as opposed to beef strokin'off)

>>8670005
Are you my middle Aged dad? Do you call sausages snausages?

>>8669933
Alcohol is "teccica shoo"

>>8669933
I've accidentally said 'chos and 'za irl before

>>8669933
Peetzer
Chicken Nuggers
Burg

chick nugs

>>8669933
Shrimp is pronounced skrimp and I say kwoson in a bad frog accent

>>8672438
I call all onions funyuns

>>8674984
I used to say nuggers but then someone who was probably in a gang followed me out of the mcdonalds yelling at me calling me a punk bitch or something.

Carrots=mary

Potatoes=those round, white ones

Any meat, ground, steak=food

Burger=Berger

Instead of Chicken McNuggets I say Chicken McNiggers.

My stupid brother always asks if I want scrambled eggies.

>>8669933

My ex would call pineapples pinapples

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>>8669933
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I'm going to have to politely ask all 12 year olds to vacate the premises.

>>8675117
literally all me

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Beef pie with tomato sauce = dogs eye with dead horse

Beef pie as in pic related

>>8669933
Snausages, cannot say it normally

>>8669933

jambalaya is jamby

I call chicken parmesan chicky chicky parm parm