>At Subway, there's no such thing as no! What do you ask?

Directions to somewhere with good food.

>>8675762
>What do you ask?
Who is that qtp?

awsk her for some of that sweeet punani :))))))

>>8675767
punani panini :()))

>>8675762
Why am I asking for anything?

Strangle her and fuck her dead body in the broom closet. Then send pictures to her parents.

>>8675762
Can you smile?

"no"

>>8675762
Wheres the nearest Jersey Mike's?

>c-can I touch your p-polka dots?
>I'm calling the police
>o-ok :(

>>8675762
>dress like a slut for tips
>why do these creepy guys keep ogling me???
I have no sympathy for women who ask for it and then get what they asked for

>>8675762
No one else noticed this wasn't a pic from a Subway? It looks like some breakfast buffet.

So I feel like the first statement was a trick and the question was for "what do you ask?" but in the breakfast buffet. That said, I ask for some scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage and some hashbrowns, then I.. Oh god someone's strangling her and now he ra- Oh shit it's the guy from a couple posts up! HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH POSTS! AHHHGHHHH!!!!

>>8675762
Emma a cute! CUTE!

>>8675800
I bet that was really funny in your head

>>8675762
No one else noticed this wasn't a pic from a Subway? It looks like some breakfast buffet.

So I feel like the first statement was a trick and the question was for "what do you ask?" but in the breakfast buffet. That said, I ask for some scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage and some hashbrowns, then I.. Oh god someone's strangling her and now he ra- Oh shit it's the guy from a couple posts up! HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH POSTS! AHHHGHHHH!!!!

i brought my own bread

>>8675782
>redhead

Her parents will be grateful

>>8675762
No one else noticed this wasn't a pic from a Subway? It looks like some breakfast buffet.

So I feel like the first statement was a trick and the question was for "what do you ask?" but in the breakfast buffet. That said, I ask for some scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage and some hashbrowns, then I.. Oh god someone's strangling her and now he ra- Oh shit it's the guy from a couple posts up! HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH POSTS! AHHHGHHHH!!!!

>>8675762

that's not a subway

>>8675808
>>8675838
This is why reddit was a mistake

>>8675767
That's no way to address someone with a Master's degree.

>>8675800
dude....

ask for access 2 her butthole

And a turkey sandwich

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>>8675800

>>8675762
sausage between some buns

e-etoo...

>>8676096
?

>>8675767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKBtsTk8eQ


yehahaaaa boiiiii

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>>8675800
I can't believe I share a board with retards like this, why don't you go die?

>>8675849
Kek

>>8675762
No one else noticed this wasn't a pic from a Subway? It looks like some breakfast buffet.

So I feel like the first statement was a trick and the question was for "what do you ask?" but in the breakfast buffet. That said, I ask for some scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage and some hashbrowns, then I.. Oh god someone's strangling her and now he ra- Oh shit it's the guy from a couple posts up! HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH POSTS! AHHHGHHHH!!!!

>>8676099
O-oneechan! W-watashitoisshoni puromu ni kite kudasai!

>do you have a feminine penis?

Hope she says yes

>>8676168
neck yourself

>>8675762
Can I get a...chicken on a stick

>>8676183
we serve frog legs

Does the milksteak come with a side?

What that mouf do?

>>8676207
Sing.

A McChicken. And pronto, inferior roastie.
*tips le fedora xD*

i wann a butplug plees

>>8675799
That's dressing like a slut to you?

>>8676264
Ignore him, he's just a """""""""redpilled"""""""""" neckbeard.

>>8675762
Who is that testicle tamer?

>>8676172
Emma Stone is a cis girl

Gimme a bite of that roast beef sandwich girl
Don't worry I got my own mayo

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>>8675800

>>8676576
Ah-bloo-bloo

>>8676264
look how much arm she's showing ffs!
defo begging for it.