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>>8692552
I disagree with pretty muc this entire dumb graph.
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>>8692552
>again
you're a jackass, end of discussion
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>>8692558
aw shit, did someone already make this thread? my bad, didn't know
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On a scale of 1 to 7-11, how sad is this breakfast?
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>>8692531
Looks kinda tasty,reminds me of things i'd see at panera bread desu
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>>8692531
It don't look bad on principle
Why do you ask? Feeling down, nigga?
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>>8692531
Where do you find nano-bagels?
Whipped cream cheese, regular cream cheese, or butter with your bagel?
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>>8692468
regular
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>>8692468
Warm whipped butter
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Depends on the bagel type. Usually cream cheese, unless it's one of those bagels with cheese baked on, then butter.
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bought some whale meat. no idea what to do with it. any ideas?
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>>8692457
stakes?? its a marsupial too after all
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>>8692481
not steaks. smaller pieces. I figured with some mashed potatoes and veg but no idea how to season whale if at all. I've only eaten it once before and it was really tough and seemed old. this is fresh.
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>>8692486
Since 99% of people including me never had it i can only recommend salt
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I made a pot of spaghetti around 9 or 10 AM yesterday (I have a weird sleep schedule). I wound up falling asleep without putting it away.
Is it still safe to eat? There is no meat in the sauce, but it was sitting in a cooking pot without a lid.
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>>8692438
How long was it out? I'm sure it's okay
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>>8692438
>oh no some food got left out overnight
kil yourself for even thinking about throwing it away
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Should be no problem anon
I'm trying to find a good and reasonably approachable recipe for a fairly hot, tomatoey chicken curry, but pretty much all the recipes I find are for weak shitty creamy stuff or have a couple dozen comments talking about how there was something completely wrong with the recipe and it's terrible. Does /ck/ have any recommendations? I've had remarkable trouble with indian food on the internet.
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Olive oil in pan. Get it hot. Toss in mustard seeds and cover. Let them pop, then throw in onion, garlic, ginger and cardamom. Caramelize. Add chicken and brown it. Next add potato and okra. Pour in a little chicken stock and a half can (the small one) of tomato paste. Very sparingly add garam masala of your choice and curry powder, tumeric, generous on the salt and pepper, cumin and coriander and a couple bay leaves. Simmer all of this together. If you put in too much stock, the curry will seperate in the fridge making leftovers kind of bleh. Coconut milk makes this richer but isn't necessary. After it reduces down to a thick sauce, stir in a bit of freshly chopped cilantro. That hits all you notes I think, OP. It's easy to modify if you need to. Only things to note are that the potatoes and okra help keep the sauce thick. If you cut them from the recipe, use less broth. Also, seriously don't over-do your spices. Taste as you go. Too much will run the dish, but you can always add more. Good luck!
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>>8692426
Tandoori
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Oh! I forgot! Chili powder. Cayenne is the way to go. Dried chilis can help but be sparing.
I think we can all agree that wing-eating is an art. Taking a few deep bites into the meat, then scouring the bones for extra pieces that you missed, all while enjoying an excellent sauce of your choosing. And when the bone is picked dry, you start all over again. What makes it so fulfilling is that it isn't just something you can just chomp down on and swallow whole, it's something you take your time on, savoring every bite. Plus, sometimes you get celery and carrots, which are also nice.
However, there exists a group of people who just don't understand that. And they're boneless goddamn wing eaters.
Boneless. Goddamn. Wings. Why the fuck would you do this? Why the fuck would you turn a masterful meal into a brainless snack food? Why would you turn the pinnacle of poultry into a goddamn chicken tender? Because that's what boneless wings are, they're chicken tendies with sauce on them. Was it worth it? Were those saucy tendies worth however many Good Boy Points you saved up to get them? Huh?
Because by eating boneless wings, you devalue wings as a whole. Soon, the line between chicken tender and wing will be blurred, and every restaurant, diner, joint, eatery, cafeteria, and mess hall won't give a shit about whatever poultry-based substance they serve, all because you weaklings couldn't take the time to eat around the goddamn bones because "that's too haaaard".
If you genuinely enjoy boneless wings, remove yourselves from the table, remove yourselves from the premises, and remove yourself from this life, because you are ruining one of the greatest foods on this planet even worse than the imbeciles who put pineapple on pizza and ketchup on steak.
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When I was a kid in the 80's my parents were poor so they regularly bought wings and drumettes for dinner, because they were the cheapest pieces of chicken.
Now the things are fried and tossed in sauce and retards pay premium prices for them as if eating little bites of dark meat, vein, and tendon off a bone is some kind of art form.
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>>8692441
Same thing happen with general taos chicken, it use to be the cheap stuff but it got so popular that they now charge "premium" prices
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>>8692420
I just snap the bones. Then you can slide them out and pop all the boneless meat right into your mouth.
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Just made mac & cheese for first time.
AMA.
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>>8692360
Did you poop in it as well?
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>>8692367
I wanted to add some personal flair.
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you're not supposed to shit in your mac n cheese, bro
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>he doesn't buy a large popcorn, large soda, nachos, and two candies at the movies
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>soda gets finished 45 minutes in
>popcorn never finished
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>tfw large sodas are like 4 dollars
But I'll always get a large soda and a hotdog + nachos
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>>8692244
>small popcorn
>smuggled booze in a flask
Is dietary fiber necessary?
They list it on breads as a % required daily value, however nothing actually happens if you don't eat enough of it other than your feces not being as solid. Is dietary fiber just a meme?
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>>8692198
It helps you digest sugars and makes your poops better. I have ass problems so I like to eat a couple prunes and something probiotic at bedtime so I can have a good poop in the morning.
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>>8692198
Lack of fiber
Let me tell you about lack of fiber
Eat your damn oats. by the time you know how bad it can get, you'll wish you didn't
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>>8692198
Nutritious
Good one
Bread in america is hardly bread at all
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>mfw I realize there's no reason to eat meat when vegetarian meat products exist
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>>8692140
>No reason besides taste
Might as well drink soylent
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>>8692140
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>mfe vegetarian """""meat""""" tastes like shit
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>Roommate makes himself some scrambled eggs
>Puts butter in the pan and then turns on the stove
>Puts the eggs in before the pan is hot
>Proceeds to overcook eggs
Post stories of normies trying to cook.
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>>8692139
>not starting scrambled eggs cold
If you start them too hot they become too cohesive on the bottom.
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Just because he does things different doesnt mean they're wrong. I love overcooked scrambled eggs.
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My sister is incapable of frying eggs, she is also incapable of MAKING SOUP FROM A CAN
she always manages to fucking burn it or in some cases misreads the instructions and doesn't put in additional water
what the fuck is wrong with some people?
My uncle likes to BBQ but the stupid asshole burns everything because apparently that's his taste and he'll get BBQ sauce and DILUTE IT WITH WATER before brushing it onto whatever he cooks.
Do you like mmmmbananas?
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I do enjoy bananas
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>>869206
yeah :) hell yeah :) Yeha :D Oh yeah :) yeeah :) uh-huh ;) Ohhhh Yeah :) yeah :) ooooooo yeah :) Yeah! :) haha, yeha :) mmmm yeah :) oh yeah :) WOO yeah :) Yeyah :) Yeah :) wooo... yeah :)
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Banambams are the good
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Would you try this?
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>>8692060
Oven baked wings? No. No matter what sauce or crust is on it. Fried or don't fucking bother.
As for using ground up Cheetos as a crust--that's nothing new or special. It doesn't taste like much beyond the powdered flavor of the Cheeto. It should taste better than it does, but sadly it does not.
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>>8692060
fuck yea, im very low class i eat anything
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>baked
why? it'd taste so much better deep fried. it's like the bitch pussied out at the last step.
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>Let the knife do the work
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>>8692002
>Doesn't have a good knife
>Probably doesn't even know the two most important ingredients
>HOT PAN
>OIL IN
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What knife does Gordon use?
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Hahahahaha i get it F word like fuck but also food. Becuase he swears lots but also makes food. Hahahhaah what a story!