Just made mac & cheese for first time. AMA.

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>>8692360
Did you poop in it as well?

>>8692367
I wanted to add some personal flair.

you're not supposed to shit in your mac n cheese, bro

do americans really eat this?

>>8692377
Apple butter?

No I don't think that's apple butter guys.

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Hey guys its me OP just wanted to show you another picture of my culinary adventures, this time its my favorite, waffles!

>>8692400
How did you get so much cummies?

>>8692504
waffles, dumbass

>>8692400
Anyone have any good cum recipes?

>>8692549
I do but they are far too good for /ck/, but a pro tip is that you can substitute brie cheese for the jizz while you're working stuff out

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>>8692549
Unfortunately, all the recipes I've cum across are all about adding jizz to random foods, rather than actually utilizing the flavor of semen.

I made too much and it hurt my stomach.

TAKE A SQUEEZE IN YOUR MAC & CHEESE

>>8693880
THAT'S NOT GRUYERE, THAT'S POO THERE

>>8692400
What's the white stuff?

>>8694955
Probably some really shitty country gravy

>>8692360
Why'd you put that chewed up Tootsie Roll in there?

>>8694977
I thought it was a pickle

>>8695015
Absurd

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>>8693880

>>8692504
Zinc, pygeum, l-arginine, and jelq twice per day

>>8695015
I actually thought it was a teeny poop

>>8692367
Looks like a gherkin. Or poop.