Is he the greatest chef ever lived?
>>8835562
No, but he might be one of the best TV food personalities.
>>8835562
The greatest cocaine snoring chef yes.
probably the ballsiest statement on /ck/ maybe ever
Anyone have a traumatizing phobia with this food?
>>8835472
No, just not a fan.
>>8835472
nope, it's bretty good
easiest mexican dish and you can stuff anything in there
what's not to like?
>>8835475
>Not a flan
>>8835472
I had my hand crushed by a panini press, but am fine around quesadillas.
Omelette du fromage
>>8835436
I am french and I am offended by this picture.
>>8835436
Looks more like omelette du dick cheese
>>8835615
I get where you're coming from but the whole of the world is offended by your very existence.
I just got back from a three weeks trip and found out that my flatmate used my nice stainless steel stew pot as a "piss bottle". Guess a soda bottle wasn't good enough for him.
Apparently it's been there for two weeks and it reeked/had turned a dark brown color with some kind of growth or scum forming at the surface, how do I sterilize the pot? Or whatever do I need to do to make it useable again? Bleach?
Don't sterilize it. Get a new one and make your flatmate pay for it. He kan keep his old "piss bottle" What a fucking disgusting pig.
Trash it
I pissed in a plastic water bottle once and left it in there to freeze and later thawed it and washed it out and put it in the dishwasher
I will be going soon to Slovenia and Croatia.
What typical dishes MUST I eat?
>>8835369
Horse meat at Hot Horse in Ljubljana
>>8835369
The sauteed rats, BBQ pigeons and plates of steamed cockroaches.
Börek
Çevapı
Serbian burgers.
Dolma
>So how do you want your steak?
>Just fuck my meat up fampai!
>order it well done
>eat it with ketchup
Anyone else? Best way. Rare just makes it chewy, well done has a nice bite and crisp. The ketchup is perfect on it.
>>8835185
Jesus fuck lad.
>>8835185
Well done you. Everyone else was like "Oh look, another obvious bait thread" and you're all like "FUCK THIS SHIT IMMA GONNA POST THE MOST OBVIOUS, REPETITIVE, GUARANTEED REPLY POSSIBLE!" and you didn't even wait for the thread to cool off a little. You just went balls deep on that one, didn't you?
225g Flour
1Egg
3dl milk
A little pinch of baking powder
A spoonful of sugar
A little pinch of vanilla-sugar (you can add more if your first attempt wasn't sweet enough)
A knife-tip amount of cinnamon
A spoonful of oil (i used sunflower oil, so this is what i recommend using)
Mix it all together, prepare a hot pan with some additional oil in it and pour the pancake mix in to it when it's hot enough. Even you can do this much.
Consume it with honey, chocolate syrup and moderation.. you fat fuck. Just kidding... no i do not.
>>8835079
bleh
>baking powder
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Hungarian here.
Is baking powder common in pancakes?
We instead use carbonated water for pancakes.
Also we don't make them this thick.
They are thin with either a line of marmalade or cocoa powder in the middle.
Also, we roll them up.
>>8835086
Americans and Canadians like oversized, thicc things.
Even their pancakes are fattys.
>Blue Moon finally makes a GOOD beer that's actually worth paying money for
>"Limited Release"
I didn't even like to drink beer until my friend gave me one of these Cappuccino Oatmeal stouts, and now you can't find them anywhere because "muh limited release."
Fuck me.
stouts are the fedoras of beer
i'll tell you what, i got a mixed six of 2 space dust ipas, 2 danzig baltic porters, and 2 lagunitas lucky 13's and if you think a six pack can't fuck you up anymore, that mix was a real dick shrinker
Blue moon is the worst of all the beers. It tries to participate in the craft beer scene, which is obviously a ZOG implanted liberal numale beta cuck concept, and then doesn't even do it correctly (by releasing shit beer)
carrot
Big mac
Carrot top
4chan porn ad
what am I in for? are they really unbearably salty?
How do you type question marks with your shift key out of commission?
Anchovies are the best canned fish, but you don't just eat them right out of the can - at least not for your first time trying them.
>>8834914
ON A PIECE OF BREAD PERHAPS?
They taste unbearably salty when eaten by themselves, but they do a great job of adding lots of flavour to tomato sauces (such as puttanesca).
Don't waste those anchovies by eating them by themselves, mix them with something else.
What are you going to eat on this fine day, /ck/?
DUDE
>>8834891
Is asian cuisine satisfactory?
>>8834891
brownies...hehehe
>>8834923
I don't like this picture very much
Hi /ck/
My partner and I want to make tamales.
How do you get yellow corn leaves? My partner says that they are different from regular green corn leaves.
Do you have to buy the corn like that or do you dry out green corn leaves?
Anyone have any knowledge on this?
Would be hugely appreciated
>>8834723
why are you calling them your partner?
The sell those kind of dried corn husks at halloween stores. That's where the Mexicans go to buy them.
will your partner's son be eating them too?
Two beef patties, special sauce, cheese, lettuce, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun.
Can't beat it.
I'll pee my pants.
Does it get any better than this Jim?
>>8834674
>no tomato
no me gusta
I hope you guys never cook in order to impress someone
No.
I cook purely to enjoy good food with the people I care about.
Also for profit.
I just got a job as a lead line cook at a new restaurant opening up after having been out of the business for a few years.
Tomorrow we get our first food delivery and will cook through the full menu, and you can sure as fuck count on the fact that I'll be trying to impress the chef-owner who hired me.
i just cook for fun but sometimes it happens to impress someone in the meantime
How do I make Starbucks at home?
I just got laid off and I can't aford my mid day treat no more
What r u trying to make?
I used to work there and everything is easy if you have the right equipment
>>8834357
Venti White chocolate mocha, triple whip creme, extra choco mocha glaze on bottom (1in)
>>8834351
that sucks anon. I hope you find a new job.