anchovies

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Anchovies are the best canned fish, but you don't just eat them right out of the can - at least not for your first time trying them.

>>8834914
ON A PIECE OF BREAD PERHAPS?

They taste unbearably salty when eaten by themselves, but they do a great job of adding lots of flavour to tomato sauces (such as puttanesca).
Don't waste those anchovies by eating them by themselves, mix them with something else.

>>8834917
maybe in spaghetti then?

>>8834919
Yeah. This is basically it.

>Salmons bow to the Anchovies
>in contact with atlanteans
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control the seven seas with an iron flipper
>own coral reefs and sandbanks all over the world
>direct descendants of the atlantean royal blood line
>will bankroll the first habitats on the bottom of the sea (Anchoviegrad will be be the first city)
>keep Atlantis off the maps
>keep the Atlanteans under wraps
>keep Captain Iglo a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer fish will be anchovies
>anchovie swarms said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of fish who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Anchovies
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Choviebots inside you right now
>Anchovies are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of Neptun (not God) to the Orthodox Church, No wonder the ancient christian imagery includes primarily fish!
>Nation states entrust their omega-3 reserves with the fish. There's no omega-3 in vegetables, only in anchovies
>The Fish are millions of years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Anchovies will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>8835288
Is it vacation week already?

>>8834911

They're pretty salty, yeah, but as all things "acquired taste" go, after the first few times you have them, it's the kind of salty taste you crave.

They are good on pizza and stuff as a contrast to the aforementioned tomato sauces, but as a pizza topping, they can be overbearing, so experiment with them first.

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>>8835288

>>8834911

Food of the Gods...I like to eat them with light rye bread toasted...