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DMT or LSD, open your eyes and have a spiritually uplifting experience.

>>18580613

charity work.

>>18580644
Can confirm.

Took acid this past weekend. half of it was giggling with friends mentally listening to music convinced I'd gone insane but when I closed my eyes to the interstellar soundtrack I saw the most vivid timelapse of a planet forming, oceans rising, freezing and then eventually exploding.
Probably the most beautiful moment I'd ever seen.
>>18580650
Also this; work for a trauma support unit as a volunteer. Really puts it in perspective when folk come in who've had loved ones murdered or killed themselves and they keep going. Even a woman who had her only son and husband killed in the same car crash. Her whole family gone instantly and shes still living on n trying to deal with it.

>>18580551
Can you elaborate on what you mean by "nerdy shit"? Gaming as an interest is equivalent to listing food or sleeping as an interest, so you can toss that one right out

Go to a gaming cafe or con or something

Gaming shits difficult cos for most people its a tertiary activity.

I just gave up on that and found a girl who doesn't mind me being nerdy but we share tons of other interests.
Maybe use tinder around comic-con or something.
Or go to gaming cafes, but I never have luck trying to pick up randoms.

Yeah just drop out and do heroin.

>>18580493
>heroin.
You really think I have the budget for Heroin? Fentanayl maybe, it's not like I live in Russia where Krokodil is like 2$

>>18580499
Its my way of saying kys

>>18580378
Tell her computer was freezing and you had to restart it several times and then aliens abducted you and they sped up time by 2 microseconds.

>>18580378
Also, she is lenient, but it does say on the syllabus no late work will be accepted.

Stop waiting until the last minute to post up your assignments.

>>18580333
If u plan on switching jobs if no raise then yes. "I received a higher paying job opportunity but I enjoy working for your company so is there a way you could provide me a better deal" (just an example, probably sucks). But if you'll stay at this job anyways I think it would make you look weak to have a better opportunity be denied a raise and still stay anyways.

>>18580333
give that job to me. Say I'm your distant 3rd cousin.

>>18580453
just go into front end development
easy as shit, jobs are plentiful, pays well.

"talk about it again in 6-8 months" is codeword for give up

If you really want to be a father, then you say to her that there is nothing to talk about. You want to be a father and that's the end of the discussion.

>>18580331

I agree with her. Kids are awful. Seems like most parents that "just adore their kids" are faking it so they don't sound like reprehensible people. I know way too many unhappy parents.

But that said, if you want kids, and she doesn't, that's up to you to really sort out. How old are you both? How long have you been together? If you're in your late 20s, maybe it's time to just end it. If you're in college or something, you can take time to see if it's going to work out.

Don't do it OP. If she's already having these thoughts then it's only gonna get worse when she actually has kids. It only ever gets worse, not better.

1) Learn to break apart your sentences and not have a block of text.

2) Don't have sex with people you don't see yourself having kids with. I'm not saying don't have sex, just make sure it's with a woman you would want to have kids with if it ever happened.

>>18580300
You sound like you are me - same situation a few months ago, we didn't have a condom and she was pilling. I was pretty worried to for a while, but you should trust the pill. It works as a contraceptive even if you are late with it. My gf would take it a couple hours of the time she was supposed to every day - I ain't a dad
If you are that worried tho, just wait a few weeks and get a test. Then if she is pregnant you two can talk about abortions or w/e. Most pregnancy tests will say on them when it will tell you - some will signal a few weeks in, some a month, etc etc

tl;dr - stop worrying till you have more info, the pill works

She's for sure pregnant. Enjoy at least 18 years of payments, idiot

What's wrong with "I'll meet you there"?

>>18580235
we meet for dinner at my work and then walk to the theater from there

>>18580228
Roles reversed with ex gf, she'd always walk fast while I have a pace like a sloth. People even commented on my pace

>>18580201
Never had sex with a girl that short but I did fuck a girl 8 inches taller than me and it was fine.

>>18580201
Carry her

not OP, but have this situation too, will it make it harder? or otherwise difficult?
also, does that increase the chance of my dick hurting her, because she's a rather small person and my dick is relative to my height, so a little over what is believed to be average, or is that all just a meme?
and yes, I am stilla virgin, but not for much longer, I assume

PLEASE...

Bumping again

>>18580181
sounds like some of your OS files got corrupted... you need to repair it, google repairing windows 10 or whatever

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Should have more sex, thats always the best answes.

>>18580120
Guilt trip her with psycopathic messages "i cant believe how much of a worthless gf you are acting like" into stop being such a cunt. Works fine with mine.

>>18580120
Its her life. She's free to be as bitchy as she'd like and engage in degrading acts. You power lies in if you want to be a part of it?

If you do, sit her down and talk to her. Tell her how you feel. Tell her you don't understand why she'd do these things.

If you don't, then kick her out of the hotel room (that I assume you paid for).

>>18580103
To the chair with the hanging rope. Jist kidding. Dude get a college education in a trade that will sustain you. You dont have to be that smart to have economics or sales degree and they do wonders in getting stables job that wont be hacked if the economy collapses

>>18580117
>To the chair with the hanging rope

That really caught me off guard that's the first laugh I've had in days thank you sir

>>18580103
Same as me dude but My 5k became thirteen recently with an inheritance. We should pool our money and buy a boat and start our own pirate radio station

Just ignore it, whatever happens happens but forcing wont matter; in the end romance never works out.

>>18580114
This is absolutely the worst advice, thank you my curmudgeonly comrado

>>18580101

>am i a bastard

no, we cannot control how we feel, only how we act.

>best course of action?

the best thing you can do is leave your girlfriend if you're feelings for her are weaker than those for your friend.

>>18580099
Some more background, she is middle eastern and religious to some degree.

I don't understand why she was open with chatting, she said she didn't care or see it like that and that she wasn't completely responsive. Then there is a screenshot sent months months later after the last conversation (literally a month ago it was sent) of him texting her.

The texts are suggestive, theres one at the top that looks like a response to something said but theres nothing of the rest of the conversation. Then theres just him constantly texting shit without her responding. Like oh your cute, and stuff but obviously she didn't receive it because she had no idea, about the message and he sent the screencap saying "WTH"

She cried her eyes out, telling me she has no idea and that she doesn't understand. I said message him and ask, she said she didn't feel comfortable talking to him, she told me she was going to be sick and so I took her to the bathroom, where she went being all sick. She thought about it and didn't want to message, and I told her there was nothing left. Then she decided to message.

>>18580116
His response was straight away, note this is to her he said I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night. Don't worry about it... and I got her to ask what else did you send? And conveniently he replied with oh I got a new phone of recent so I don't have old texts.

Now, she swore on everything she could... she cried her eyes out, refused to let me leave and didn't understand it. She didn't know anything about it.

Now either she wants to hide it or its genuine?

Either the guy doesn't want to look bad because she didn't respond or his hiding it?

How will I ever know or what should I do?

What can I say you did what I would've done and got her to message the guy and see what happens. It does just seem like some guy trying to screw your gf and not getting anywhere though

Check the laws in your area yourself

>>18580027
Get over it. Disabled people have enough problems without being discriminated against. Once news of that hits social media your business will crumble.

>>18580027
Service animals are the most docile animals. I suggest don't be a pussy, go to therapy if they make you shake.