How do I stop being so sexually deviant? I have plenty of hobbies and interests, yet I still find myself spending hours scrolling through Chaturbate, jerking off on chaturbate and wasting my time doing this shit when I could be doing anything else more productive and beneficial to myself
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Just stop going on chaturbate. It might be hard, but just don't go on it.
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My whole family has hbp but I am the only one that takes a beta blocker. My mom takes lisinopril (5mg) and my dad takes amlodipine benazepril (20mg-30mg). They told me to just take pantoprazole sodium (40mg) so i could sleep but i found out that raises bp.
So now im scared that not only did I not have my hbp medicine but now my bp will be hogher than usual because I took the anti-acid with sodium. I also take Vyvanse & testosterone injections so I know my bp is something I need to keep down.
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Talk to your doctor about it and get their opinion, not your family's.
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>>18594575
Your fucking autistic anxiety is spiking your hbp and restlessness. Take some fucking xanax.
t. Angry M.D.
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>>18594575
Here's a general rule that I've found effective.
In matters medicinal, follow your doctor's advice, not that of well-meaning amateurs
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so it takes me a while to get to like someone
i've had a crush on this guy after he showed interest in me, saying that i was pretty and finding any occasion to spend time with me as we work different hours and different shifts, i would see him at least once a day even though it was difficult
then i learned that he likes to get drunk every single night and fuck some girls he meets at the bar
the day after, he was still nice to me but i couldnt think about anything else and deicded to ignore him
he tried to see me again but i also learned that he was interested in another girl
i was hurt but i decided to just ignore him still and go past that
since then we barely say hi to each other and even though i can tell that he'd like to talk to me, he just flirt and hit on some girls
today i saw that he was feeling really bad and he talked to some of my friends in private for half an hour
he also attacked me about some shitty subject and that was it
when i questioned my friend later about his behaviour she told me that he was lost because he didnt know if he liked girls or boys as he tried boys a few weeks ago
i feel sick
what's wrong with him
what's wrong with me
i just want to forget all about it
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also he is a really smart guy (or so i thought he was) and we were getting along sooooo well, laughing about the same jokes, thinking the same thing at the same time, our conversations were amazing but i guess it wasnt enough for him
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>>18594567
Get new real bf.
Social events you hate (where the boys will be), behave like a girly girl and go alone (so somebody can actually approach you). Or online dating.
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it's 12:00 am and I'm hungry
the only place open nearby is a Mexican joint, city is thirty minutes away
should I drive there and order something?
not getting chain fast food
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it closes at 12:30
what should I do?
this one mean might change my life forever
I could skip breakfast tomorrow and wake up late, maybe causing some irreversible series of events that lead me to miss out on some interactions?
Or maybe I wake up feeling like shit and project it onto others?
Or maybe I might wake up feeling satisfied, take a nice big dump, and do something productive.
This is a very life changing meal, a simple yes/no will suffice.
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Well I've made my decision.
I'm driving there and ordering a nice chorizo breakfast burrito.
Maybe I'll die from food poisoning, maybe make new friends, die from a coincidental robbery, who knows.
Fuck you all!
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>>18594600
Hope you choke on that burrito, die, then get robbed.
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I got a date coming up with a girl I met on tinder. I'm 25 and this is will be the third date I've ever been on (first tinder date). She seems to be really into me for some reason and were going to see a Shakespeare performance.
I have no idea what to expect or do, really. Any advice or insight would be much appreciated. Even stories of your own past tinder dates.
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Just keep in mind that it's a tinder date. Don't go over the top, no flowers or other shit like that. Ask what she's looking for on tinder and tell her what you're looking for. Be honest. Other than that just be honest and have a good time man. Think of it as practice for future dates too.
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Not op, a friend of mine told me her tinder date brought her flowers. Needless to say, she did not let him fuck her.
Fucking funny how girls nowadays react to flowers.
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>>18594547
Shakespeare, eh? Good one, m8.
Just be upfront about your expectations and enjoy the play.
Protip: Acquaint yourself with the intrigue of the John Ford play Tis Pity She's a Whore, in case things turn sexual.
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seriously what the fuck could i possibly even do to make up ground to get into a normal relationship at this stage? this shit is fucking over. if i'm too fucking ugly and retarded by now, i'll always will be. there's nothing to suggest otherwise.
the crushing loneliness is making me panic, i really don't think it's possible to fix this shit.
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>>18594546
What the fuck. I have that same guitar.
Honestly though, it's not a big deal. Don't be so mopey, if you treat people decent and don't waste your time being consumed by self pity you'll probably have people flocking towards you.
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thoughts become things senpai
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>>18594583
>you'll probably have people flocking towards you.
that's the thing
i wasn't mopey my entire life. i've always treated people decent.
never had a single person flock to me.
Is it bad for me to like sleep as much as I do? My family, some coworkers, and others try to tell me I waste too much of my time sleeping. I aim for 8-9 hours on weeknights, 9-12 on weekends.
Is that crazy? Does it make me "lazy?"
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Not lazy, but if you are over 21 this can be a sign you are sick.
I used to sleep 9-10 hours every night before learning I had a mast cell activation disease.
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tall people sleep longer cause our body frames are bigger
if you're not tall and have long sleeps, you might have a medical condition
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Hello /adv/,
I am about to enter my senior year of High School (not underage, 18) and I decided that I'm going to save myself from being an loser into adulthood because I've been one all my life and sort of accepted it and became a complacent anon. I want to be okay during college and maybe even be somebody. School starts soon and I want to really take care of myself to get a higher self image, to lose some weight quick I started a keto diet but there's one problem: my skin is terrible and there's nothing I can to do that seems to be working. I've tried medicine, creams, the works and nothing is helping. How did you get your skin clear, /adv/?
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Dietary changes usually cause skin problems. Your body is used to releasing a certain amount of oils, when you suddenly change your body chemistry through diet and excersize it will shock that system at first. Just keep eating good foods not filled with grease, wash your face DAILY with facial cleanser/foaming cleanser, and most of all be aware that most teenagers have to deal with acne so even the popular kids probably feel for you on some level.
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My girlfriend is obsessed with the soul of his ex-girlfriend.(she's bi) She thinks she's born again. When we talked about this she told me she moved on and just curious about this. Though she forgot my birthday a second time in a row. When she did forgot my birthday first time, she told me she's sorry and next year she will be ready to celebrate with me. And here we are, she's not here. When i told her "so yeah, i can forget your birthday too i guess?" she just flipped and got mad. I'm pretty sure she's doing some wicca pagan shits for her ex-girlfriend now. I cant even contact her.
What to do /adv/?
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DROP HER, I DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT BROKE PUSSY IS WORSE THAN NO PUSSY
also
>bi
enjoy your mental problems
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>>18594516
Cool, maybe she right. Maybe she found her girlfriend reincarnated into a horse or something and is snuggling with it right now.
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>>18594560
Op here.
Really kek. Thanks for making me laugh dude. I mean, if she really did forget my birthday i would be okay with it. She would tell me she's sorry etc and case closed. But i'm pretty damn sure, she's trying to get into contact with her EX-GIRLFRIEND'S SOUL KEK DUDE
LIKE WHY WHOULD YOU WASTE YOUR NEW FOR OLD
I didnt wanted to just "break up" with her because she's kinda my dream woman but i guess you guys are right. There's plenty of fish on the sea.
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Girlfriend can't make a decision 2017-08-06 06:36:02 Post No.18594510
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Girlfriend can't make a decision
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I'm having a talk with my girlfriend about life. She has lived in Florida most of her life and has her family and friends there and the beach which she absolutely loves.
She ran away from her dad a little over a year ago to Maryland (which is where I live) to live with her grandmother. Shes been living her for a little over a year and we've been dating for 8 months.
She has depression problems and is always getting depressed about whether or not she should go back to Florida because she misses it.
We are both 19 and I wouldn't be able to afford moving into my own place if I moved down there so I can't go with her if she does.
To group everything she has in each state,
Maryland:
-Me
-Grandmother
-Friends
Florida:
-Family
-Friends
-Beach
I love her very much and wouldn't want her to move back to Florida, but I'm willing to let it happen if it means she can be happy. I just need help explaining her and helping her make up her mind.
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>-beach
glad to hear that's a factor
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Not sure if more /b/ or adv related but anyway
>woke up 8am yesterday
>work 10am-7pm
>7pm-11pm just at home
>tried to sleep
>decide at midnight to vidya a bit
>still can't sleep
>now it's 2am
>wide awake
>early shift 5am,alarm set for 4
>about to just pull all nighter
>work is 5-2pm
Don't want to just drink a bunch of coffee then just crash at work. I can drive to Walmart before work to pick stuff up. Any suggestions. End of shift, will have been up for 30 hours
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Turn everything off and try to sleep, if that doesn't work try reading from a book under dim light, if that doesnt work maybe light exercise then at least a 20 min cat nap with plenty or water. Save caffeine for when you feel like you're about to crash and drink lots of water. Good luck anon.
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How do I quickly marry a girl and escape society? 2017-08-06 05:59:39 Post No.18594442
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ill do anything it takes. I sense I need to gtfo of society asap for some reason
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What, are you planning to work remotely? If you get a wife you'll still have to work to pay bills, unless you're looking for one that will support you.
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>>18594449
id like to go all out self sustaining hippy commune
maybe have a fuckton of children too
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>>18594462
Why not go to the commune and find a wife there? It's unlikely you'll have much luck finding a girl who'd want to commit to that with you.
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I'm 19 year olds and just graduated HS, I took my final two years online while working full time to provide for myself. Live alone with my psychotic ans prideful mother who has been divorced 3 times and had multiple other relationships. My mom had a break down yesterday and kicked me out for good. I no longer have a job but I'm literally living in my truck with $390 to my name. I have no friends because the last two years I worked 24/7 around adults. No other family because my mother has burned bridges with everyone our family. I just wanted to live a decent life and now I'm about to be homeless. What do I do?
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>>18594441
Are you sure you can't reach out to any of your family members? If they know your mom is a batshit narcissist they may sympathize with you.
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Suck it up and throw yourself at your mother's feet begging forgiveness. Even if it was completely her fault. Life on the streets is not worth your pride. Then as soon as she lets you back grind and save like a maniac with the knowledge that this will probably happen again and you need to be able to support yourself.
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>>18594781
It's easier than you think. but you're not wrong also.
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I could use some advice, for the past 2 weeks this is all 4chan has displayed on my iPhone. For years it worked fine.
What could cause the catalogue to stop displaying on an iPhone, and how could one get it back?
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What can you give someone in thanks for taking care of you when your are injured healing and can't do anything around the house?
My wife has been taking care of me after I had a fall and broke both feet. She asked me this evening what she would get in return, I was a tad taken aback because of the whole "in sickness and in health" thing and I had no immediate answer (I want to take her on a trip after but I was waiting for what the doctor says about my physical therapy). This really pissed her off and I'm pissed off too because she appearently wants some kind of reward for this.
But in general, what are gifts of gratitude, I never get anyone anything, I just use words and say thanks and try let it be known I'm there for them.
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Generally speaking, it depends on the person but something like a movie voucher or restaurant gift card are good options. But I agree, your wife shouldn't expect a reward for doing what she did. It'd be nice for you to do something for her or take her somewhere, but there shouldn't be the expectation
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>>18594422
Thanks. I am Pretty steamed and confused about the whole thing. I would love to go somewhere with her but when I told her I wanted to wait and see what the doctor was going to say she just said I'm lying and never even thought about anything to reward her.
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>>18594416
Not gonna lie, that's pretty fucked up of her.
I wouldn't give her shit until we had a serious talk about that.