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This seems like a shitty place to live. Move.

go to any of these, apply to every job in your area. I'm assuming since you're 20 and have never had a job you haven't even made a resume yet so figure out how to do that first. there are also things called "temp agencies" that will find you temporary work with pretty much no effort on your end so you can get some experience.
Indeed.com
Monster.com
Snagajob.com
Glassdoor.com
Linkedin.com
craigslist.org

>>18442605
Do you have a computer and a smartphone?

>>18442602
Wayyyy longer than a month, that's for sure

>>18442602
don't ever outright reveal it but also stop pretending to be broke.
If you did tell her about it, what do you think would happen?
Worst case scenario, she either starts to gold dig or breaks it off with you for lying
Best case, she doesn't even acknowledge it or care about it

Girls that won't gold dig don't want to know or care about your status

>>18442602
>having 10 mil in one bank
ishygddt

>>18442599
This is a pretty fucked up thing to do regardless of your personal feelings but first off DARE is a kids program to increase drug awareness. Its not some task force to stop drug dealers.
If he was going to get caught he would need to be dealing with random strangers.
If you call the police on him for possession then they would need a warrent to search your parents place.
Someone who sells weed to friends just isnt a priority for police.
If he is selling to random people then find out the phone he uses to sell and then drop a tip to the police about the phone number.

>>18442690
D.A.R.E. was just an example, sorry.

It's just the first thing that comes to mind.

>>18442599
if you leave out any information that only you would know then there's no way for them to know. Honestly though just wait it out, people like that always get themselves arrested eventually because they're too stupid to function.

>>18442595
She accept your friend request?

>>18442595
you chat, you flirt gently, you don't write a fucking wall-of-text novel in reply.

>simmer on a low flame

>>18442595
Show her your rare pepes mang.

>>18442587
Arrests are public record, you can petition google to remove the result but it usually comes back eventually and pretty much every other search engine will display it still.

>>18442598

That's such bullshit. So 10 years from now someone can still see i once got a DUI?

I fucking hate everything. I had been driving for not even 5 minutes, suddenly started feeling how drunk i actually was, and was driving slow to find a parking lot to pull into and wait it out for awhile. The slow driving caught Officer Micropenis's attention and he threw me in jail. Now i have a shit reputation for life.

>>18442618
Not to throw shit on the turd pile, but the insurance companies never let it go. They may choose not to hold it against you, but they'll see it. Most employers only have you list felonies and misdemeanors for the last 5-10 years. Some employers in healthcare go back a lifetime. They may still hire you, but if ghey run a background check and find it, and you lied on your application, it's immediate termination. Don't be applying for any delivery jobs or jobs driving for at least 5 years.

>>18442562
I actually found out after having back pain for years that my spine is actually relatively S-shaped. And the chiropractor (yes, take this with a hefty grain of salt) said that some bodily functions can be lost or even shut down because of this, which could actually make sense because my worst curve is in my lower back.

>>18442562
Are you fat as fuck?
Thats something that contributes to this.
Reddit ask docs can give you better answers.

>>18442720
Probably 20% bf

>>18442539
Call really close friend and ask if he wants to fuck again.

>>18442539
what a pussy, why does inserting your penis into her vagina change anything?

>>18442545

I don't want to bring it up around her.

If she remembers it, then it will be an uncomfortable conversation.
If she doesn't remember, then I'm a rapist.

Either way, it's not something I'm ballsy enough to do.

>>18442472
>I just can't see how people could think somebody's selfish if they genuinely wanted death upon themselves.
grief over the loss of a loved one, or morality

>>18442472
Philosophically no not necessarily
But as a dick move to literally anyone that is invested in your life
Yes it is not a harmless or selfless act

>>18442477
This
I have a pill bottle with enough drugs to guarantee kill me
It is your

>>18442454
No

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>tfw no cool family of gf to meet and possibly bond over shared interests with

>>18442454

you made this thread yesterday. why do you think it would be weird to say 'hey it was nice meeting you guys' in what fucking context is that weird?

>>18442440 you're basically jacking off to (fake) murder, that's a big red flag if I've ever seen one.

Go talk about it with someone, it will definitely affect your life in the long run

It's just a phase aswell a fetish. Don't think too much about it. Yes that's one hell of a weird/sick taste, but unless it starts laying trail into your life, it's nothing to panic about.

but for real man, watching porn is bad as it is, but this just takes the cake. you should stop this now, before you start getting mad and go on the deep web where you watch real murder. If you reach that phase i'm sorry but you're labelled a mad person.

but if it's just a phase i'm sure/hope/deeplyhope/ipray that it'll be gone
BTW the picture you posted is extremely accurate, and this shows a sign which tells that you're a conscious person and this is nothing to worry about

could just be a fetish, could also be a telling sign of deeper desires OP. as long as you don't have any urges to go out and do anything like this in real life you're okay

>>18442436
If you're seriously considering leaving him bc of this, then you're not really concerned about being without him, just about being alone. And you don't really love him.

>>18442436
lets be honest dude, your relationship isn't going to last for 32 years.

There is absolutely no chance you two will be in a relationship long enough for this to be an issue.

>>18442400
ask yourself this. Would you rather be right or loved?

What the fuck kind of retarded adult are you living with?

Well its sad that youre defending your friends failure and shitting on your gf which you already knew she coulsnt cope with.

Youre both wrong. But in the end your not investing your life with your friend.

Everytime you feel down, remember this anon: Life is a bitch and yet, it will be the beautifulest bitch youll ever meet.

Because you're neither the first or last person to have your heartbroken and lose money. Stop acting like it's some fucking novel disaster. That's life.

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this guy had his heart broken six times.
thanks to six sacri- I mean generous kids, life will be better for him.

No its not. You're living with inconsiderate fucks. Get out now why the getting is good

>>18442393
i feel you. just let someone else do the dishes and do your own yourself. they might not notice that youre the one who does theirs. Dont give a shit if others dont. Thats how i would deal with it. and if you cant handle that move out.

>>18442429
this, get out. Make an excuse up if you absolutely have to.

I can't help you, because in my mind I'm thinking this person isn't giving me much to work with as it is, so it would seem like I am trying too hard to come up with a response if I were to say more than that. Just do your best to rotate your responses like, "Oh?" "Is that so?" and if the person just won't stfu then they are probably more focused on what they are saying to you than what you are saying to them ... maybe, I don't know.

>>18442338
>I went on a bus ride today
"That public transportation, huh?"

>I had to walk to school this morning
"Nothing wrong with a little exercise, right?"

If the thing they're talking about has no substance to it, just say the same thing back to them in different phrasing.

If someone says something worth responding to seriously, you will probably have a good idea of what it is they're asking or telling you.

>>18442409

I find normal people seems to want something more from me

like if I asked
>what have you been up to this week
and a girl says
>ive been working a lot and hanging with friends

if I comment/question on what she actually said but i'd end out saying something boring and general
if I don't comment she stops talking
if I go to a completely different topic she wont like it and it will be weird unless well crafted