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get in contact with someone that knows what hes doing.

there is some shit like candles and other stuff you need to buy and if you don't want the hassle just contact someone. just be careful of fortune tells

Thanks, how do i find someone with this ability, any direction you can point me in, this is really ruining my life.

> Being of selfish blood
> Not having ancestors blocking curses for you

Go dedicate your life to the service of others so that your offspring don't suffer the same fate as you. The biggest gift you can give your children is protection for threats they can not face on their own, and you can only give that through self-sacrifice.

>>18282662
Not until today, anon. Not unil you. It's you. You, anon. It's all you. You are not of this world. You are truly something else. A sight to behold, a wonder of wonders and miracle of miracles. Now go make furious green love to yourself, you magnificent bastard you.

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>>18282762

i was driving home late one day, around 2am, and this massive bright ufo hovers above my car. i live out in the middle of no where, driving a 2-way street, and neighbors are miles away. i got real excited and reached for my phone to find that it turned off and won't turn back on. the ufo then beams away into the sky and disappears from my view. my heart was racing. i quickly arrived home, and as soon as i started taking off my work clothes i hear a knock on the door. wearing an undershirt and black work khakis i grabbed my pistol and made my way to the door. i looked through the eye-hole to see a 2 male looking figures. "Richland County Sherrif's Department. May we have a word with you, sir?"

dig through the archive for things like Lucid Dreaming and Tulpa shit. Make sure it's at the very least 3+ years old.
You'll find a lot of good content.

>>18282579


Look at your hands before you go to sleep, telling yourself that you will look at your hands in your dream to know you are lucid.
Then when you are lucid in your dream, look at your hands.
Profit

>>18282579
Try doing big jumps at first and eventually you just won't fall back down.

Something with methane or statistical bias or some shit, fuck if I know.

that's where bigfoot takes his shits

Escaping methane gas I've heard

>>18282451
lurk moar

>Is the force or something similar to it real

>>18282454
>metal gear

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>>18282366

just watch it you fag

u r a fagit

/explained
//thredd

It's a Halloween decoration. Saw it on some to show, though I can't remember what it was. It was about a company that designed and made high end, full sized props for decorations/haunted houses/etc. Very expensive. Damn, I wish I could remember what the show was

>>18282353
yeh there is a pic of it sitting in someones car that iv seen, maybe a custom movie prop or Halloween decoration. learn how to internet

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>>18282465
Oh yeah, look at that. Thanks, anon.

>>18282222
It looks like a chart.

>>18282222
THOSE QUADS
jews

Death should be opposite desire OP

>>18282143
>Hey /x/ some friends and I are playing with a Ouija board
Well there's your fucking problem.
Burn the damn Ouija. That should solve your shit.

>>18282143
The ghost is inflicting you with a nightmare that you are now unconsciously spreading on this board. It is reproducing it's unfinished desire through your fear.
Banish it, or it may haunt you.

>>18282286
>that you are now unconsciously spreading on this board.
Am i now haunted? When I read the OP my fan started freaking out. Am scarroed.

recurse a verse

>>18282128
unfuck yourself

many have tried, few have succeeded.

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Was listening to this earlier, the lady says something about spilling blood to remove a curse, can't remember specifics

A half-truth is often worse than an outright lie.

It's a politically-correct cuck religion. Stay far far away.

Wicca 101:
>A long time ago, western europeans practiced witchcraft and animism
>it was very popular
>they fucking murdered all of them even across to the new world
>european witchcraft traditions basically died
>enter Gardner
>We lost our traditions so Im going to take all these scraps and pieces and paste them together with shit from Aleister Crowley
>some shit about goddess and moon power
>10 billion books about this subject all of them with titles like "love spells and how to make shit in your kitchen" or "girls are awesome and holy, boys are stupid and smell"
>ten gorillion second and third wave feminists fall in love with the matriarchal viewpoint and goddess worship, and completely ignore the actual origins, and even gardners original work, opting for a 99% new age crystal atlantis belief structure that is completely divorced from any of the teachings or practices its supposedly based on.
>SO MOTE IT BE

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Divination doesn't work, it's just your mind playing tricks on you. Prove me wrong. You can't.

>>18281982
sure showed me.

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>>18281982
Salty about an empty love life?

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The tiger he skinned, it is the mind of sin, and he now sits upon it, having feared it no more.

He has snek around his neck, because he can help you with poisons, even the most poisonous poison, ignorance.

He's bro's with a bull because a bull is the initiator for milk. (virgin cows don't have milk)
Nandi is there to remind you to tolerate your natural desires and give them proper placation.

The trident is a metaphor for the three states of matter/focus etc.
(active, passive, and truth walking)

Shiva is holding these forces as a weapon against ignorance, and this is what it means.

The beads he wears come from a tree that can cure cancer.

Shiva was originally created by a very wise sage many thousands of years ago to remember these "Miraculous remedies" and to express them.

The ancients understood that if you drink a mixture of cow poop, milk, ghee, and cow urine mixed with honey, you will have health.

They also understood that cobra venom can cure sickness \, and that Shiva cures cobras (pissed of hindu ghosts) by dispelling their poison.

Nothing is good or evil in the proper dose.
The three points on his fork encompass it all.

Om namah Shivaya means I bow down to shiva.

SHiva means auspiciousness, and a sort of falling into place.

Shiva gives it, we accept that the juggernaught doesn't crush us.

We love his cows, and he will love our world.'
Love him and you will be able to love everything that crwls or digs or swims or flys,

Shiva killed my fear of death.
Shiva saved my life from poison.

Shiva likes dogs.
Shiva likes baths, and snakes, and ganja and mountains, what's not to love? (maybe the cannibal cults or Aum Shinrinkyo)

Read Shiva Tattva by BV Narayana Goswami maharaja. Explains the intimate relationship between Krsna and Lord Shiva.

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>>18282023
Shiva is a bull because of his bullshit we have to do a lot of stuff differentlyaccording to mythology.

When Uma-parvati was taking a bath and made ganesha as a guardian shiva got his head cut off.

When shiva was being annoyed by cupid, he broke his meditation and burned cupid to death, and taht's why we fall in love sometimes to the wrong people,

He'll totally help you find a lover though because "lol mah bahd"

Shiva's love for his wife is eternal and so strong it is in fact the only thing keeping the universe going.

Eventually Shiva and Shakti will get sick of each other, and it will be the end of our time.

Because once stillness and energy stop existing in marital harmony, then everything is either ice cold
(shiva likes it when you bathe in cold ass water)

Or energy alone would be just explosive vapor uncontained forever. (Or Dhumavati but she's another god to swallow)

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This is the artwork produced by a MKUltra survivor.
Note the ritual elements, tied together by strong and clean pictographic representations typical of modern sigils.

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Computer aided graphics design represents a new age and direction for sigil making, creation and handling.
Now it can be adjusted and manipulated on the fly, with little to no cost.
Digital mediums were a big step in the establishment of magical content.

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Sigils made by pen or hand typically are artfully stylised.

Cabin in the Woods isn't either, but it is a funny and enjoyable horror comedy.

>>18281588
No, it's not even that.

Watch Evil Dead 1, 2, and 3. They progressively get more and more tongue in cheek and less horror.

Also Brain Dead/Dead Alive, same spirit as Evil Dead