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>>18264786
>tonuge long
>4 hands = extra good handjobs
>sideways pussy

Kali is power. She is the exploding sun, the voice leading a revolution, the jaws of the hunting wolf, the all consuming gravity of the grave. Tantric Monks gather under the moon to act out rituals for the wisdom to break past the karmic bonds of Maya, while millions of Bengali and Nepalese peasants, among others, pray to her for the hope of liberating themselves from the pains and fears of their lives.

It is a hard Path. Madness, introspection, the purging of an ego. But it's the only path worth doing.

The gore is symbolic of the death of your ego and your sins. When she kills a demon, they become enlightened. She is nude, because how can you clothe the sky? She drinks blood, for what life exists without other life?

She is not a toy, she is not a sex object, she will destroy the unwary, but if you devote yourself she saves. I have heard stories of worshipers getting into car crashes and traction to save their lives from abusive boyfriends. She doesn't do coddling, but she is compassionate.

It is the only Force that can stand in today's world.

Jai Kai Ma

>>18264869
Jai Kali Ma, even.

Last thread is here. >>18146377

Hoping that guy with the cool book comes back.

>>18223469
:^)
Would you like the last scanned files individually posted or in .zip, because the latter option would be much easier for me.

>>18223540
Can you post a few here, then link a zip file with all of them?

>>18295593
the hell does jack nicholson's wolf have to do with this?

>>18295593
Merlin never existed
Jesus never existed
Moses never existed

Da Vinci wasn't a magician

>>18296112
Arguably magic never existed either. But even if you're a skeptic, this place is a lot more enjoyable to at least entertain unlikely or improbable possibilities.

>>18295896
senile elder + smoking cigarettes indoors + falling asleep

/thread

>>18295896

In the late 17th century they assumed that people catching fire would try to shake it off and scream, but they ignored the fact that intoxicated people are unable to do so. Once the meme was big enough they didn't try to question it anymore and it became a pseudocientific cause of death they would often report. Explain why every single case happened to alcoholics; you can't.

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>>18295896
Some dickhead smoked too much less weed

>>18295559
You can't teleport

>>18295565
No, YOU can't teleport.

>>18295559
>Serious talk about portals
>DxD's Sitri sigl
Bruh.

First shitpost.

ughhh the OP picture.

visual depictions of parasites gross me out

>>18295177

>tfw you were the parasite

>>18295146
you can brute force the alphabet by looking at 1 and 2 letter words, then suss the rest out with common sense

>>18295146
>our goal is to keep the restrooms clean

That's what it says.

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>>18295146
Trying to decipher w the Masonic alphabet, this doesn't reveal much. 'yoi' repeats a lot

>>18295019
Stab your friend in the leg/arm with a silver blade. The silver will help with the purification. While doing this chant whatever incantation you want.
The incantation is not important, your belief in its power is.
After that you must grab a handful of salt and pour it on/in the wound while continuing the chant.
The salt will keep demons away from his body.
At the end add a dash of vinegar and you are good to go.

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>>18295035
Just a wee dash of vinegar?

anons i m not kidding, this is serious business

>>18294882
> wrote my IP address and stuff down in a notepad file a while ago and opened it the next day to find this

why did you saved it ?

>>18295176
Asking the real question.

>>18295176
Maybe to scribble it out with crappy Paint to create some RP Shit

Reality is a dream.
God is dreaming and we're his characters.

>>18294869
Thats actually true

>>18294898
wtb proof

>>18294831
>forgiving every supernatural thing and religious and athiest things that exist.
Do you think supernatural entities give a shit if you forgive them?

No, but I do :)

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>>18294831
:) <3

>>18294722
Depends on the object. Tell us what object you want cursed and you will get your answers.

glasses.

>>18294842
My dragon dildo.

she had to post a bitch-candle to at least four people in her neighborhood and say "sleep tite bitch-candle" or her mom would die

>>18294682
posting artsy photos on her tumblr again nigga.

It's vaguely reminiscent of something used in a voodoo ritual for revenge, though it's more likely >>18294731 is the case.

>>18294660
My younger brother had a skinwalker experience in the desert and my coworker had one on a mountain as well, I do not fuck with that shit

Arizona btw

>>18294671

>2010
>2 brothers, we live up north of Tucson, sub urban but still plenty of desert
>family's house is located about 100 ft next to a huge gold course, and then next to it a ton of wild desert
>one night my brother Kyle (18) says our friend James (19) is coming over
>playing vidya waiting for him
>suddenly Kyle gets a call from James
>I'm in the desert wash trying to get to your house, something is following me!"
>it's a shortcut to go through the wash -> golf course -> my house
>shit, hobos and coyotes and javelinas hang out in the wash
>hell they hang out on the golf course
>dammit James
>Kyle grabs a knife and says he's going out there to get him
>Other brother wants to go too, I'm like no stay here
>Kyle grabs knife, phone, hops the backyard fence and runs toward the golf course
>tells me later what happened next
>gets to the gold course, calls James
>"where are you man"
>James is crouched on the ground, he isn't moving to try and stay hidden
>on a flat ass golf course, okay
>"what exactly is following you, a hobo? coyote?"
>"I don't know, it doesn't look right, it's weird"
>Suddenly Kyle sees James
>crouched on the ground about 50 ft in front of him
>"I see you man, stand up"
>James stands up
>about 30 feet to the left of him
>oh shit
>My brother said it was like his stomach fell out his butt he was shitting a brick
>unknown object stands up too in front of them
>he described it as too tall, like 6-7 feet tall
>before they could move it sped off, running away from them on two legs, but they said it looked unnatural
>Like it was running backward on the hind legs of a goat or horse or something
>how was it running so awkward but moving so fast
>they both book it back to my house in the opposite direction
>don't stop till they're back inside

It wasn't till a couple years later that I was on reddit in a nosleep thread and someone was describing skinwalkers outside their house with a similar look, I was like noooooope

>>18294698
thanks dude