What's the most accurate definition of magic?
Imaginary.
>>18274196
it must be hard being that edgy
>>18274196
/thread
so I just got a full dose of bad karma. I totally deserve it.
Anyone have any tips on how to stop being a shitty person?
Everything I do is selfish.
Is fear of karma different than fear of a god?
>>18273712
Well, how are you shitty?
>>18273724
I'm a liar and I don't care about anyone or anything except my own interests.
>>18273712
I dont know anon i struggle with this too. I want to pay back all the karmic debt i have. I think you have to acknowledge and consciously work towards amending. But what about stuff you forget right? Selflessness works i think. And sacrifice.
So I was watching an old video of Art Bell interviewing Richard Hoagland. Richard thinks that Humanity came from Mars, and that Mars before was a habitable planet that was orbiting a different bigger planet and something catastrophic happened to Mars which is why Mars is in its' state right now. He also thinks that the Garden of Eden was on Mars.
What do you think? I think that's bullshit and Richard is a moron.
Are you the same fag from earlier who thought that the earth went around Saturn?
i read some post here that said the circadian rhythm of white people is like 26 hours?
i find all this stuff fascinating
i bet each race with the exception of pure native americans and abbos are alien in origin
i dont think anyone would be able to talk about this stuff without sounding super racist and nazi-esq
what a shame
Hoagland has some interesting videos, but I wonder if he is looking into photos way too much. I remember a tiny spec in the background of one lunar photo, he zooms in 100x or something and starts messing with filters in Photoshop like "see? a tower!"
He should fund a small rocket project to blast a camera out there.
>>18273302
Cherokee mythology claims the Cherokee came from the Pleiades.
Astrological Warning: There will be violence and chaos on Halloween 2016
Astrological placements depicts violence on both the 30th and 31st, it will relate to attacks and murders. Stay safe /x/.
October the 30th, at 1 AM
Sun - Scorpio - 7º13º
Moon - Scorpio - 1º28º
Mercury - Scorpio - 8º50º
https://youtu.be/2KE0tjWrwsw
Clowns killing people?
thanks mai nigga. it kinda makes sens desu desu
>3 edgy 5 me
Dear /x/ let's create a ghost
I have a lot of things I need done
Your turn btw
each poster contributes to one slot?
>>18272863
Yeah that's what I was thinking
night vision as first ability so the ghost can read in the dark
The Cult of Cthulhu is the ultimate black pill and most realistic philosophy of life.
Politics and ideologies don't make sense anymore, since the future of the world and humanity itself is doomed to a horrible end after the awakeings of the asleep elders.
God is just a blind idiot (Azatoth) dancing perpetually to a flute song, while under the seas the Elders awaits to make their comeback.
What /x/ thinks of this based cult?
Substitute the alien with the Elders and you'll get the truth
Principia Discordia.
read it.
>>18272733
It's Azathoth, not Azatoth.
I used to be a bodyguard for the owner of a pretty famous strip club in South Florida.
One day, while leaving one of his smaller clubs we were attacked by a drunk asshole. Because of the beating that me and my coworkers put on the man I could no longer work as his bodyguard (we got sued and everything, it was a mess).
However, because of my loyalty to him and his company he hired me to act as security at a halfway house on a farm near the Everglades.
He had a cousin who was released from prison and had made arrangements with his Probation officer that I would provide security at night from 8 pm till 4am. Afterward someone else would come and relieve me of my duties.
I soon became acquainted with a few of the gentlemen that lived in that house. The most interesting of them all was a former cocaine trafficker turned Santeria priest. He was a very relaxed man who would work down the street in the fields in the morning and read and watched TV at night.
About 3 weeks in I notice a weird presence outside while I'm working around midnight. Something was just strange that night. Something told me to walk to my car and just smoke a cigarette and walk it off. When I got to my car, to my horror I noticed a rat eating a dead rat. I know rats. Rats see humans they fucking bolt. This rat kept eating like I wasn't there. Immediately that unsettling feeling was intensified. 3 seconds later I heard a loud commotion and saw the priest break down the front door and bolt out, naked.
Cont.
As he ran toward me I attempted to tackle him but was knocked on my ass. This old man had some inhumane strength. As I got up I saw to my horror the man pick up the rat and take a bits out of it. Needless to say I wasn't fucking around with him anymore and tased him and slapped some plastic cuffs on him.
The man was arrested for assaultin a worker and another prisoner. I was let go of this job also because I slapped on the plastic cuffs on a man who was clearly mentallyill (what they say). I haven't worked a security job since.
What the fuck could have happened to this man? Would it have anything to do with Santeria?
>>18272609
>What the fuck could have happened to this man?
PCP, I used to work at a comedy club+bar as a bouncer in santeria, PCP is very common in that area.
>>18272625
Tho, I've seen some weird shit go down in that area (moslty crime related) but that place gets spooky real quick
Now I know some of you may consider this /tv/-territory, but this is essentially /x/: The Show.
For those who don't know Channel Zero is a show that bases all their episodes on creepypastas.
I think it's worth checking out if you're into that kinda' stuff but I want to hear the opinions of the community that essentially wrote the show. What say you /x/?
I missed yesterday's episode. Was it any good?
>>18271956
I thought it was good. I'm not gonna' ruin it for you, but I enjoyed it a ton.
That being said, I thought E2 was the best one they've done so far, so maybe my opinion is worth shit.
How are you enjoying it Anon?
They should have new creepy pasta for every episode
But instead they had to have a whole season of this 1 creepy pasta and they still failed making it scary or good
Did egyptians have contact with our makers or extraterrestrial life ?
If so I hope they return to fix this fucked up world we have become.
Give me your best about Egypt all the theories you got.
>>18271689
he looks so cozy
Enough of this gay "open your third eye chakra with crystals" bullshit. We're men. We play with guns. Fucking vampre walks into your house and what do you have to protect yourself? Thats right you aint got shit.
ITT We post occult weaponry ideas, shit like pic related. Shit that you paranoid weirdos might already have. Whatever
Bump for cool shit
>>18271314
Imma slap it to death with my cock.
>1873+143
>not cultivating the Primordial annihilating cockslap ancient daoist magic
Fucking pleb
i thought about thing sin my penis that looked like that
If there were one gift you could give to the world, /x/, what would it be?
Maybe we can affect some change in the world by deciding what the best gift could possibly be, and then having everyone focus on it hard enough to effect that change in human perception.
God.
Know God.
Know that God is always with you.
Know that God will redeem you.
Ask God things and talk with Him.
He loves you.
We weren't made to be separate from God.
>>18271302
Offtopic as fuck, but if "God" were real why doesn't he present himself when asked? There's never any forced hallucination, imagery, or otherwise.
>>18271310
God has caused me to "hallucinate" if you will. I verbally heard his voice. The moment I heard him, my heart swelled and I became infatuated at a cellular level. Ask God to show you a sign. He loves you. If you are willing and faithful, he will make himself ever so apparent.
Anyone come across this email yet?
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/31721
Fake and gay
Some random nigga emails podesta muh aleiuyms
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/33010
wikileaks has a 100% reputation guys
>>18269968
>>18272135
why is nobody talking about this? you fags have proof now.
Insane fundie comic master Jack Chick has finally kicked the bucket. Let's celebrate by reading some of his psychotic ravings about the evils of Halloween and other /x/ related topics.
One of the best quotes I ever read about these tracts was that "Reading one is like holding a screaming deranged man in the palm of your hand".
(OP pic is my favorite parody, not an actual tract. But close.)
I'm posting the individual panels this time, but maybe I should paste a bunch of them together for the next round?
Because this is gonna be pretty slow going otherwise.
What's your earliest memories /x/?
Mine is questioning my existence in my cradle, as a baby i would think about god for some reason, and those memories stuck with me for life
In hindsight, as a 2 year old how and what influenced my mind to question (where) i came from with no reference to god?
I also imagined myself appearing from space but had no idea what space was at the time
Is this a universal experience? I've never questioned anyone this
Also don't know what bored this suits but /god/ /space/ i guess are two paranormal subjects
OP is seriously full of shit.
>>18269140
Why were you a toddler and they still kept you in a cradle?
>>18269144
It wasn't really a cradle but a bed with bars around it
POLICE found a dead body after following a homeless lady who was carrying a HUMAN SKULL on a stick.
Horrified locals alerted police after noticing the woman carrying the grisly find on the end of a long rod.
The woman – wearing a pink jacket and patchwork pajamas – was finally tracked down near an abandoned house had a actual human skull in her possession.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2045652/horrified-sacramento-police-stumble-upon-dead-body-after-following-woman-down-the-street-who-was-carrying-a-skull-on-a-stick/
>>18268952
You do know we have a >>>/news/ board right? Unless that skull was having a chat with her this is abnormal but not paranormal.
>>18268974
The skull was having a chat with her.
>>18269023
Sure it wasn't an argument? Looks she had to take a walk and cool off after he lost his head.