Clean up, wagie.

Does anyone else leave grumpy dumpies if the movie isn't that great?

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As the employer, let me recap OP's interview for a wagie position in my kinoplex:

>dressed unprofessionally
>unkempt facial hair
>wearing a hat
>on and off college for 10 years
>pre-engineering major
>1.4 gpa
>couldn't lift at least 30 lbs worth of weight
>no skills
>no experience
I'm sorry, anon. Just because you're "really interested in movies" doesn't mean you're qualified for this job in my kinoplex. You see that guy over there? His name is Robert, one of my best employees. Man makes $14.50 an hour in addition to whatever tips he makes. If I was married, I'd let him plow my wife while I watched. That boy can have whatever woman he wants. In fact, I already gave him your mother's phone number from your one listed referral. Don't even bother calling your mother to pick you up, Robert's shift is almost over. He'll drive you home and very likely make your mother happy again after dinner.

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CLEAN

IT

UP,

WAGIE

>>79535850
me BTFO

>>79535933
Gotta go................................................ PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>stopped being a NEET a few months ago
>got a cleaning job at my local theater
>clean up a mountain of spilled popcorn, spilled drinks, cups with piss in them, shitty diapers and beers cans
>clean the most foul toilets known to man
>get paid peanuts
>want to desperately quit
>dad will kick me out of the house if i do
Being a wageslave is living hell. I think I'm going to kill myself.

>That kid that would shit in the hallway in high school

spotted a wagie cleaning it up once

>>79535933
I fucking love those semi-automatic squirts

>>79535933
You fucking mad man.

>>79537811
>spotted a wagie cleaning it up once
What was his expressions like?

I'm 29 and I worked at a theater when the dark knight rises came out.

>>79535362
>their theaters have food troughs installed

Amerifats...