ITT: /tv/ confessions I've never seen a Terrence Malick

I don't watch tv or movies, but I shitpost about the ones that look stupid by parroting things other people have said about them

>>79534386

So 80% of /tv/ then.

>>79534386

/tv/: The Post

I've only seen about 100 films released before 1960
>I've never seen a Terrence Malick film but I'm responsible for 75% of the shitposts that reference his films.
how and why

i never even heard about im before this using this board, i thought he was a jurassic park character

>>79534291
you don't see them with your eyes


you see them with your heart

>>79534386
>>79534426
The most honest posts on 4chan ever

I like to watch shows on CW because I don't have to pay much attention and can do other things while I'm watching

I don't like the Sopranos or Gladiator

I voted for Hillary clinton because I agree with democratic economic policy and I didn't want a president who spends this much time on twitter

>>79534432

How
>Keep the posts vague. Mention Terrence Malick and use specific key terms I've read in threads about him
>Use the word "Kino" a lot

Why:
>Because my life is hot garbage. hot, meaningless. garbage.

I liked Tree Of Life but haven't seen his other movies. Don't know if they'd appeal to me.

>>79535338
Badlands is pretty normal.

Thin Red Line is pacific war kino.

I don't have a gf =(

I honestly dont watch that many movies.

Like MAYBE 5-6 movies a year, but probably not even that.

i dont watch movies. like at all. stopped doing it years ago, i find them an utter waste of time. but i like reading the hot opinions of the clever guys on 4chan about movies i have no interest in watching.

I'm a Bielposter.