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ask him how he did it

Probably not love.

>>47483239
>>>/tv/

dead thread?

>>47479689
Dead game

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Mk3 confirmed dead on arrival.

Email to retailers.

Dear store owners, managers and staff,
As you have very likely learned, the June releases featuring the new editions of Warmachine and Hordes are now sold out at the manufacturer level. We received an overwhelming request for Launch Kits (PIP 21111, 21112, 21113) from our distributors, which we sold out of very quickly. In an attempt to meet the great demand for the new editions, we created two new Launch Kits (PIP 21114 and 21115) that were similar to the previous Launch Kits but contained less free items as those items were manufactured in limited supply. Even though we created almost twice as many new kits as our initial Launch Kit offerings, we again sold out of the new kits and had to allocate order quantities for each of our distributors in all territories. Despite our expectation that this production order would last us through the end of the year, adding the additional Launch Kits required most of our remaining product stock and as a result we are also sold out of each individual new edition item and all of our distributors received less product than they initially ordered. The only stock we have reserved is what we require for our upcoming Lock & Load Gamefest (where supplies will be limited) and our recruitment efforts over this summer’s conventions.

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Gonna play EDH tonight. Wish me luck.

>>47477195
Have fun nigga, what deck(s) you playin

>>47476192
Or you could help the shitters in your group realize that their irrational behavior isn't helping them win and get them to correct that so you can eventually enjoy games without all that metagame bullshit. That tends to work with all but the biggest retards. But I see you'd rather feed that cycle of bullshit because you have no interest in good decision-making at your table. So enjoy letting the dice decide your actions and justifying poor play patterns with "I play against retards who are incapable of rational thought"

You keep putting yourself above those idiots who are easily swayed by these actions but you are exactly as bad as them, you're not outplaying them in any way, shape or form, you're lowering the overall level of the games and pretending you're a clever rusemaster while doing so.

>>47481779

>Ornstein and Smough
>Bros

Ugh, clearly you didn't play the game did you?

>>47481779

Ornstein hated Smough.

>>47481835
And vice versa if you look closely. Smashing a dude with your massive hammer the minute he gets beat down is not very bro-like behavior.

>>47457573

Depends, is your LGFS or GW smelly? Whichever one is the more hygienic should determine which game you play

>>47457659
I've never been to either of them.

>>47457681

You should go and check them out, then. Unless you're playing exclusively with the lads, you will spent time with strangers. Try and find out which of your stores has the least rancid player base. You won't have fun if you're pinching your nose.

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Im thinking of starting an only war campaign with a group of mixed 40k fans and beginners.


My idea currently for a mission or campaign is to have them fall or somehow get lost in the depths of a hive city and have them find their way out as a squad and interacting with the locals of the underhive environment. I envision it as a 40k style dungeon crawler i guess.

tell me /tg/ is this a good idea? or should i stick to a more traditional campaign.
Help me develop this idea so its workable.

>>47436154
Why are the IG being called into a hive in the first place?

>>47435787
Stack Weapon Skill, Lightning Attack, and Warp Time.

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>>47488591

>>47486872
If you explain what it is it tries to do and how it beats delver and stompy

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>>47486872
What about Goblin Freerunner?

>>47486872
I would run 4x goblin matron and only a single bushwhacker. Probably you want to run preordain and maybe ponder as well to look for the combo pieces.

I would probably look at the old goblin matron lists and see what you can do from that. Otherwise, that looks like a sort of fun combo.

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>>47485637
It has been thousands of years since humans discovered FTL. In that time humanity settled a corner of the Galaxy, discovered no non-human sapient species and managed to become an ancient precursor civilization to itself at least a few times. Right now humanity is pretty divided, with states ranging from 4-5 systems to a single orbital habitat, and low-level space warfare is ubiquitous. This is where you come in.

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>>47485644
>Changelog:
[spoilers]Bigger hulls added
More weapons added
Fractional system size
Missile launchers and magazines made smaller and cheaper
DIY Railgun made smaller
Shield generator made smaller[/spoilers]

Other changes are postponed until I see how bigger ships perform.

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>>47485647
[C&C]: I'll let the client explain this one.

[Lorenz Castro]: I am the manager of Anna Sugimiya, a singer very popular in these parts. If you haven't heard of her, it's okay; that's why you were hired, actually.
Anyway, some time ago Ms. Sugimiya had announced her upcoming marriage, which didn't sit well with some of her fans. Apparently they're aggravated by the fact she's "not pure" anymore. We have received death threats, and recently a word reached me about multiple purchases of armed ships financed by sales of cartoon porn featuring the likeness of Ms. Sugimiya.
I've planted some rumors that should lure the potential attackers out. Your job is to dispose of them.

[C&C]: Well, you've heard the man. One thing to add is that apparently this singer has a lot of fans among military personnel, so you might not be facing amateurs. Good luck.

>>47484074
Question: Why are we killing him again?

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>>47484074

Only if it's necessary.

>>47484099
In the pic, he was a dictator who orchestrated genocides to harvest fuel from core of planets.
> adopted a child to assassinate his father
> ordered a peaceful protest movement to be shot and left the leader alive
> cooperated with harsh religious faction to suppress the masses
> stole the powerful weapon of the interplanetary space cop

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>>47479685
>there is a church that vaguely resembles the Roman catholic
>turns out it is corrupt and evil

>>47479685
I think we've reached a point where Mushroom men are ALMOST as Fantasy standard as Dwarves and Elves.

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>>47479685
>The witch the smalltownsfolk were going to burn at the stake was a misunderstood mage surrounded by closedminded hicks

>The goblins are only doing X because they have to in order to survive

>The city's government is a front, and is really controlled by dueling crime families

>The princess secretly knows how to fight

>The monarch's consul pulls all the strings

>Bait and switch evil mcguffin to generic lolcthulloo eldritch horrors

>>47477828
Dunno, but those are some prudish drow.

>>47477842

They're from Underdark New England, land of steady habits.

>still canon in 5e
[citation needed]

>>47453429
James Randi isn't dead, retard.

>>47453429
GNU Terry Pratchett.

>>47453462
Anthill inside

>>47446400
I didn't know about that one. THanks for the info.

You should ask the pdf share thread.

>>47446522

Huh, didn't notice the PDF share thread during a search. Got a link to it?

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>>47446400
Is that white chick wearing a bodysuit or walking around completely naked but strategically covered?

>>47445242
Don't run D&D.

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>>47445242
Your players, and your own, enjoyment is more important than the rules. Do not be afraid to fudge a bit if you need to.

That being said, a campaign with no challenge is boring. Make fights lethal, or at least lethal seeming.

>>47445403
pic related

>>47445242
If your players are sane, work with them.
If they aren't, don't listen to them.
More importantly, learn to say no.

> Chaotic Neutral anything, especially rogue
No, just no.

> B-but it's what my character would do!
No.

> But it's important that I play my narcissistic, amoral, kleptomaniac thief and never face the consequences of my actions.
No.

Learn to refuse to suffer their idiocy, and you'll be on a good start.