My character just lost all his memories except for a climatic fight where he defeats a BBEG but gets mind controlled into killing his best friend. He wakes up to see said friend and another person he does't know. the Cherry on top is the friend doesn't remember my character.
I'm not sure how to RP any of this, as I no longer know I'm a wanted swashbuckling pirate who owes a dragon a backlog of gold. I don't know my history or morality. Heck I don't even know If I'm in the right timeline anymore. Please help.
>>51896540
>Become depressed
>Drink to excess ever session
>Kill yourself
>Reroll a new sheet
>>51896540
Put on a dressing gown, act continually bewildered that the universe insists on being insane and illogical, intentionally misunderstand all explanations given to you, and obsess about tea and towels a lot. Wait for the party to catch on that you're RPing as Arthur Dent.
>>51896540
First move; Figure out if your character wants to find his past self, or establish a new self.
If it is the first, you should attempt to backtrack your steps. Look for clues in the bad guy's lair. Visit the nearby settlement and see if anybody remembers you.
If it is the latter, move far away quickly. The past that you do not know may catch up to you; And that is dangerous. See exotic lands and make new friends and enemies; try to forget about the uncertainty of the past.
You also need to decide if their personality is the same or if they've changed, and if so; how.
I need some suggestions for traditional Dunmer cooking. My told my fiance that I'd impress her parents with my cooking skills and she suggested some good old fashioned Morrowind cooking.
Mushrooms and spices.
Kwama eggs (hardboiled). Insect meat and goo as staples. Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms.
First off, it's Dunmeri.
Second of all, some guy did this and if you scroll down you'll get his food analogues and recipes:
sunderlorn.tumblr.com/tagged/Food-of-Tamriel/chrono
Inb4
>tumblr
like nobody understands what it is
What are some good insults/slurs to mock humans?
>>51887734
Humies.
Spoonears.
>>51887734
Apes.
>>51887734
If done from a robot or cyborgs perspective, things like "meat" "wetware" and "rotting creature" are my go-to human insults. Just use anything that emphasizes what traits the non-human insulter has over the human, and you're fine.
4chan becomes a megacity
>everyone who enters the city becomes "anonymous" by all looking the same by transforming the classic black suit with green skin
>anyone can will away their anonymity with ease and can only transform back by exiting the city and re-entering
>Nu-Moot is mayor and Mods are law enforcement. They can strip away your anonymity and ban you through jailing or exile
>boards are intermingling districts separated by red and blue based on how leaniate the conduct there is
>districts show their interest on every inch of their area
>ie: /k/ has guns, military ware, and armories on every corner while /d/ has all of their kinky shit in the open like and orly Mardi Gras
What would happen to this place? What would it lead to demographically, politically, economically?
What other points am I missing?
You forgot the part where some districts force people to wear flags on their sleeves and/or id's which leads to segregation and minor individuality.
>>51876455
Like pic related?
>>51876416
wasn't there a story about something like that?
"Anonquest" or something, where the collapse of the internet sucked everyone in
>No Naval wargaming thread
>No Spaceship thread
Whynotboth.jpg
Can we have a thread for all battleships, past and future?
So today, I'm going to play Only War for the first time. I've been approved to be an engineseer with a servitor comrade only capable of repairs. The DM has a custom regiment styled to be a 1943 soviet army, so our lasguns are 5-shot rifles with no full auto (comparable to carbine).
What should I do? What advice do you have?
(also, we have a commissar)
>>51900449
RIP my thread. This will be my one bump attempt. After this, I will assume no one plays Only War anymore.
>>51900585
>>wh40krpg
>>51900449
>The DM has a custom regiment styled to be a 1943 soviet army, so our lasguns are 5-shot rifles with no full auto
Sounds like your GM is doing it right. Most Only War campaigns I've been in have been full accurate quality abuses with headshots headshots headshots.
Also, if your a repair Enginseer, I hope the regiment\squad has a vehicle, otherwise I don't see how much use your going to be.
Is this still accurate?
>>51899795
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JhrD5SVo3OU
>>51899795
Overgeneralizations are never accurate.
>not using one-axis alignment and just being chaotic, neutral, or lawful
You're missing out.
So what's the deal with necromancy in 40k now? It's something different from normal warp powers? Can someone explain it to me?
Where does the power come from? Is it standard fantasy necromancy? Can humans have necromancers now? If the power doesn't come from the warp does that mean human necromancers don't have to worry about turning into demons and shit?
>>51898883
To clarify, I ask because this faggot is apparently a god of death and necromancy and I believe someone said acts as the opposite of chaos gods. All that doesn't make sense to me with current lore because all magic has to come from the warp
>>51899061
No. This faggot is the god of the dead, who gathers and protects their souls from funky rape time.
As for necromancy...Nah.
>>51899061
He's the opposite of Slaanesh.
The thing about the Eldar is, when they die, Slaanesh gets their soul. Hence the Craftworlds, soulstones and infinity circuits.
The Flying Faggot gives them an alternative. Instead of being consumed by Slaanesh, they can merge with Ynnead and become part of him. This stops them from being anal raped for all eternity by She-Who-Thirsts.
As you might guess, this is really appealing to the Eldar, even the Dark Eldar. The Dark Eldar are, remember, Slaanesh appeasers.
Help me /tg/, i need some non-combat flash encounters based on the environment for a classic D&D campaign. Random tables are also good, but I'm more oriented toward OC knowing that some of you guys are good with it. Party is low/mid level (2-4), enough to come up with magic solutions but currently low on money for components, so they'd probably try to think through traditional survival.
Bumping with landscape art.
This is the idea: A small but growing minority develops psionic powers. They also discover a dimension, where spirits-like beings live. Some friendly, some hostile. It is possible to sign a pact with the spirits for power. What the spirits want in return varies greatly.
How would the US and Canada and its citizens react to it?
>>51897619
Dragon age Templars, But with guns.
>>51897619
They'd be declared a privileged class and lynched by neets larping as anarchists.
You should've asked how the civilized world reacts to them.
>>51897619
>HOW CAN WE MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS THING AT THE EXPENSE OF COMMON SENSE AND PUBLIC SAFETY BEFORE OUR COMPETITORS DO IT?
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>Jumpchain IRC Chat
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Jumpchain, I'm going to work now. Be a good thread while I'm gone, or I'll take your waifus away for a month.
Jumpers!
Have you ever been torn about leaving a setting? Have you ever thought about just staying there?
>>51897340
Every. Damn. Time.
>You are a ork Warboss.
>You know the enemy has a emperor titan.
What are you doing?
>>51897164
IZ DOING ME WAAAGH! YA HUMIE GIT!
WHEREZ DA GARGANT!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
>>51897164
Why, I loot it.
>>51897164
>Gettin me big mek to build me somefin ded killy to go an fite it
>be nalfeshnee, a demon of considerable stature
>other demons betray and overthrow me by hurling me into a portal to Mount Celestia
>start to be incinerated in the holy water sea of Lunia
>get rescued by an angel who brings me to shelter and starts tending to my wounds
>become baffled by how an angel is actually showing compassion to a demon, openly question angel's motives
>angel says "This is a land of virtue, order, and good. All who come here deserve redemption, and you are no exemption. All it takes is beginning the climb up the sacred mountain."
>think about it
>many, many years later, now a reformed, Lawful Good nalfeshnee living in the sixth layer of Mount Celestia, Jovar
>ordained as a cleric of the cosmic forces of law and good
>visit Prime Material Plane on a long mission
>nobody out of the many people I meet ever believes me to be reformed despite the gleaming armor and holy symbols I wear
>encounter group of succubi dealing with a band of adventurers, succubi say, "Not all of us are evil. We're trying to redeem ourselves."
>cast Discern Lies, all of them are lying out the wazoo
>adventurers believe them anyway
Why does it have to be this way for a redeemed, ugly pig demon?
>>51896034
Who gives a fuck about a redeemed succubus? What do I with my elf slave?
>>51896034
>Why does it have to be this way for a redeemed, ugly pig demon?
Something, something, judging a book by its cover.
Consider it as something of a Pascal's wager. If I don't believe you, and you are good, I don't really lose anything. If I believe you, and you are bad, then I stand to lose a lot.
Therefore, it is better to not trust anyone in the first place.
>>51896055
>What do I with my elf slave?
You can make it work in copper mines, for one.
It won't be in a position to cause harm to you, and will undoubtedly bring you profit.
>>51896065
Just make sure you apply the same standard to the succubus.
What's his allignment, /tg/?
who the fuck is this fellah?
Is that the dad from Moral Orel?
>>51896027
Lawful Neutral
ITT: TTRPG cliches you love.
>the BBEG has secretly switched bodies with the princess
Roll to seduce the BBEG.
>>51895810
Why would he do that?
Except to fondle himself that is.
>>51895830
- Unquestioned access to royalty.
- Unquestioned access to most things, period.
- Killing the body will kill the princess.
- Fondling.