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How would a portal gun work/could a portal gun actually work in real life
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>>9166843
can't
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>>9166844
why not
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suck everything because portal produces black holes
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Why didn't any animals evolve to have wheels?
It seems like a huge advantage over predators that you'd think something like a turtle would have come about to have them.
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Try riding a bike through the woods
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The basic problem with wheels is that they need roads to be any good. If you are in a hostile wilderness, legs are much more reliable in dealing with all the crap that is in the way.
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Vsauce has a video about this....
It's probably to do with the biomechanics being too inconvenient.
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The traumatic risks of receptive anal sex and large anal insertions include one or more lacerations (which may persist as a chronic anal fissure or anorectal ulcer), hemorrhoidal disease, rectal prolapse, fecal incontinence, and for lengthy insertions, colorectal perforation. Other issues also may arise: inflammation (such as proctitis, or peritonitis following perforation), bacterial infection (and sepsis/abscess/fistula), anal skin tag (remnant of external hemorrhoidal thrombosis, scar tissue e.g. from a healed tear, or a sentinel tag indicating the presence of a chronic fissure), and anatomic stenosis (narrowing due to formation of constricting scar tissue called a stricture). A single instance of trauma can result in development of multiple complications; cumulative damage is a concern as well.
Approximately a few centimeters past the anal opening is the pectinate/dentate line -- the end of the anatomical anal canal, beyond which the lining transitions to the rectum's simple columnar epithelium. Unlike the vagina's durable, multi-layer stratified squamous epithelium, the rectum's lining is very fragile and easily damaged, especially if the layer of mucus normally covering it is removed by an enema. In addition, some enemas and lubricants may cause it to become inflamed or even slough off entirely. Since damage to the rectal lining alone does not normally elicit pain sensations, any rectal problems that develop may remain undetected unless obvious symptoms manifest in the anorectal area and/or elsewhere (such as a fecal bacterial infection leading to an externally-visible fistula).
The anorectal area's physiology also contributes to its fragility. The involuntary internal anal sphincter relaxes with rectal distension, while the external anal sphincter and puborectalis muscles completely relax when a person "bears down." That causes the loosely-attached hemorrhoidal cushions to become engorged with blood, making them more likely to be damaged by pulling force.
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The ignorance on this topic scares me as so many people are doing long-term damage to their anus.
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There is a very large gap in knowledge especially when it comes to the research on deceased women. There is a lack of detailed studies on the deceased and the state of their anus. Such detailed investigations could reveal much more about the damage and trauma sustained especially in adult sex workers. I am hoping scientists can wake up and accept the reality of anal sex trauma and take proper detailed investigations on dead female bodies.
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What do you guys do when you aren't working
>inb4 I never take breaks
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Study.
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>lifting
>muay thai
>running
>reading
>watching baseball
>watching hockey
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>>9168490
Mostly jerk off. Video games don't really keep me occupied anymore. Withdrew from friends, haven't left basement ina few weeks, got a lot of frozen food and a hot plate down here. Browse 4chan and jerk off, sometimes I forget these are separate things and find myself fapping to /pol/ webms of gooks skinning live dogs without realizing or thinking
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So who the hell is this guy? This board makes him look the Einstein of our time but I've never seen him in the news or anywhere outside this board for that matter.
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Ed "Phenomenal Phenotype" Witten
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you've never heard about witten? i did a math major and started hearing his name around my third year
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Ed "Ashkenazi pussy moisturizer" Witten
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If you use a graphing calculator in your studies, which ones do you prefer?
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>>9168410
>image
well I guess that's it for the good ol' TI-84, it is dead to me now
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I use a smartphone
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ugh
I plot out using graph papers
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Okay first person to come up with a way for humans to regrow limbs gets this cookie.
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>>9168249
We clone the whole human but we chop off the head before its conception via DNA input altering via CrispR.
Then we take these headless human clones and put them in a bacta tank consisting of 1200 eggwhites for freezing storage.
When the person gets in an accident we take a piece of the clone and re-attatch it inside another seperate bacta tank where the other person is injured and we apply small electric currents for the body to slowly reattatch nerve endings and stimulate brain connectivity to the new appendage/chunk.
t. Illuminati Arch-Wizard
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>>9168262
that sounds very creepy.
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>>9168266
We are the fucking Illuminati.
Our entire existance is creepy.
Here's the Axiom of Potential Infinity.
"There exist a set N such that you can always add n elements to it but will never contain an infinite amount of elements."
Where's my million dollar now.
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I thought from the thumbnail that someone took a shit on a dick
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nice, you did absolutely nothing.
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>>9168281
Now we don't have to deal with Banach-Tarski nonsense
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Hello guys. I just got my IQ test results and I scored a 115. Am I a brainlet? Also, which careers should I be looking at? I really wanted to be a surgeon but I'm afraid I'm too stupid now :/
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Two-fold answer: (Assuming that test was inacurate) Your results in IQ-tests might vary greatly depending on your daily form. In fact, I was also tested around that area before retesting several years later and getting into mensa. Turns out ADHD and shitty days can ruin your score.
(Assuming that score is acurate) Literily nothing changed. I know that I get something faster than a non-Mensa-level student, but that is all. That amount to... 1-2 hours a day I have more to play videogames? Just keep working hard, once you met some intitial IQ treshold, the field is more or less even and things like discipline, correct methods and stuff become more important.
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my iq is 150 and im only 18. sorry you are a brainlet
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>>9168163
I don't think any rational interpretation of an IQ score would consider an IQ 115 to be shockingly bad. In fact, I would consider it to be the opposite. I mean, shouldn't an IQ of 115 be better than average? Either way don't let some shitty and unreliable test score define your abilities, all having a "lower intelligence" means is that you have to put in a little more effort and persistence to make up for less tools in your mental toolbox.
Just kidding, YOU FUCKING BRAINLET TAKE THAT SCALPEL YOU WANT TO BE PAID TO USE SO BAD AND USE IT TO STAB AND DESTROY YOUR SHITTY LITTLE BRAIN YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH DIDN'T YOU KNOW? THIS IS A 150+ IQ BOARD ONLY AND YOU JUST VIOLATED THAT RULE SO PLEASE DIE THANK YOU
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What are the most practical tools for statistical analysis?
I took basic statistics and working on becoming an actuary. Obviously regressions seem practical but I see people constantly misusing it.
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>>9168114
Bump
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>>9168114
Why on earth would I want to help a corporate asshole do a good job?
I, and everyone else for that matter have to deal with the negative externalities from profiting maximizing. The last thing I want is corporate command economies to have more power over the world by being able to rent more competent actuaries.
Fuck off with this retarded question. Next time you want to ask something like this assume your audience has a rational self-interest so they don't have to waste their time telling you to fuck off.
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>>9168387
What's wrong sweetie? Do you want to talk about it?
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If you could only choose one person from one field of study to demonstrate the depth of humanity's knowledge to an advanced alien species, from which field would you want that person to come from? Why?
Assume that this person can communicate with the aliens just as well as with another human.
pic kinda related
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>>9167949
Mochizuki-san
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>>9167949
physics
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>>9167949
Feynman. He'll have the good sense to take them to a titty bar and talk science over drinks.
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How come science still hasn't been able to create a blowjob machine?
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>>9167900
Blowjob machines are trivial.
Sentient blowjob machines also exist (called human females)
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>>9167900
Your mom makes for a pretty good blowjob machine
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>>9167900
They're called engineers
Meme science and engineering feats that will never happen in our lifetimes ill start
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wait... why don't they just make the space elevator attach at the top?
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>>9167219
actually, unless you're like 50 now there's a good chance you'll live a few hundred years at least
possibly forever
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>>9167221
holy shit anon,they need to give you the nobel prize
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Without googling, looking at your notes, or reading other posts in this thread.
Basic algebra is simply using variables and operations sum and multiplication.
But in the term "Linear Algebra";
what does the "Linear" mean?
(This is one of my favorite questions to humiliate engineers)
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linear spaces, linear maps----lines and planes and sheeit.
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>>9167139
Linear algebra = algebra of linear objects and actions
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Are there any psychological diferences between the races?
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yes
https://www.ucdavis.edu/news/biracial-asian-americans-and-mental-health?id=8732
new study of Chinese-Caucasian, Filipino-Caucasian, Japanese-Caucasian and Vietnamese-Caucasian individuals concludes that biracial Asian Americans are twice as likely as monoracial Asian Americans to be diagnosed with a psychological disorder.
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>>9166191
There's a zero percent chance that has anything to do with genetics.
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>>9166196
>There's a zero percent chance that has anything to do with genetics.
source?