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wait... why don't they just make the space elevator attach at the top?

>>9167219
actually, unless you're like 50 now there's a good chance you'll live a few hundred years at least

possibly forever

>>9167221
holy shit anon,they need to give you the nobel prize

>>9167227
how

>>9167227
Reddit please go

>>9167231
science

>>9167231
Tests on mice have found that injecting them with the blood of baby mice caused the cells in the older mice to become indistinguishable from the cells of younger mice.

>>9167288
how do they know they arent just pulling out the younger blood?

>>9167219
http://quwave.com/defender.html?source=def-mc-3&gclid=CLD63cnDpNYCFdQHKgoddUIM4w

>>9167288
>You will literally live in a world where the old harvest the young for eternal life

Fuck this gay earth.

>>9167465
Wait...
All those blood donation drives...

Those were for fucking vampires.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>9167465
>you will be one of the immortal wankers
Feels good man

>>9167465

more like the old rich harvest the poor young for eternal life

honestly fuck capitalism

>>9167477
Take your socialism to another board please

>>9167481
p sure sci is the most socialist board there is

>>9167231
Life expectancy is increasing and the rate of increase has itself increased from 1 month per year to 2 months per year and this might improve further.

And the reason is science as >>9167260 points out.

>>9167465
>harvest the young
You might want to see the cult movie "Red and Rosy", if you can stomach the gore, that is. Freshly pressed kids are messier than freshly pressed oranges...

>>9167288
You got a citation?

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>>9167495
Don't worry, you'll grow out of it in grad school.

>>9167654
no such movie exists

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>>9167219
>space elevator
that's for cucks
real men use orbital rings

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>>9167227
There are literally kids this retarded on /sci/

>>9168061
Both of you are wrong, real men use BIG space planes that throw nuclear exhaust.

I was gonna ask why they dont make supersonic planes anymore but nvm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1QEj09Pe6k

>>9167227
NOT FOR YOU GOYIM

>>9167481
science is inherently socialist

>>9167231
Intelligence Explosion

>>9167495
Wtf, did you not get into science for the money?

>>9168097
>conflates socialism and egalitarianism/philanthropy
how ironic

>>9167481

Away, capitalist scum. Go perform fellatio on Muskrat.

>>9167288
this is why so many children go missing

sci and x are on the same level in this regard

drinking a virgins menstrual blood is a way to increase fertility too, I have absolutely no empiracle proof of this, but people have done it since forever for a reason

>>9168070
All of you are wrong. True men use ten thousand ton warships propelled by nuclear bombs.

>>9167219
Terraforming Mars

>>9167495
>>9168097
>>9168458
looks like someone didn't get their 300k starting

Science will never reveal the reason kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

>>9167221
>wait... why don't they just make the space elevator attach at the top?
someone please answer this

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>>9167227
I will murder everyone who laughed at me for saying biological immortality is bullshit