What do you become when you reach age 30 if you've never

>>34758694
>tfw your face is so hideous she rather licks your dick than your lips

How did you get that far but missed the other steps

>>34759110
He probably got blown by a hooker.

>>34759110
Rape if I can be perfectly frank with you.

>>34759220
You had a blowjob forced on you?

>>34759248
Yes, and no I will not greentext it.

sounds like you would still be magician to me with potential for full wizardry with some magical training

ended up having sex around 32. didn't go horrible, but wasn't great. women are fucking stupid though, so just act like you enjoyed it and are just selfish enough to not care.

she was a fatty though, so that probably affected the quality.

>>34758694
>never had sex
>had oral sex
Retardation

>>34760336
that's like the opposite of what I hear "omg guys r so selfish they come and don't care about our needs!"

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>>34760336
>having sex with a fatty

Why would anyone ever do this

I would rather remain a virgin for the rest of my life.