>leave my room for five minutes
>come back
>there's some rat shit on my chair
Help me solve this mystery, anons. My place isn't dirty, there's a cat, and I've never seen a rodent around here.
>>34758829you sat in shit
It wasn't rat shit. It was your shit. Its ok, we've all shit ourselves before. Its nothing to be ashamed of.
>>34758842
But my jeans are clean and I didn't sit down anywhere outside today.
how difficult is it to throw away anything biodegradable, it basically means no cockroaches, no rats, no snoutcats, no nothing, because there is nothing to eat in your house except things animals don't know how to open, I mean shit
>>34758829
Nevermind, the cat probably just had shit on its butt and sat in my chair. Mystery solved.