I lost my virginity to a prostitute. Ask Me Anything, I guess,

Did you tell her you were a virgin? How did you end up sticking it in her?
How long did it all last

>>34771216
Yes I did.

Whole thing lasted one hour.

This is embarrassing but like I actually got super tired after 10-15 minutes of PIV intercourse and was waiting for it to finish cause I was so puffed out. I'm really not used to exercise, I'm not even fat, just super unfit. But yeah got really puffed out and tired, I couldn't even cum. (Death grip masturbation)

>>34771216
Oh and we did all positions, mainly missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, the thing on the sides, and shower sex. I liked the shower one the most because she let me rub my dick between her buttcheeks and over her wet thighs while sucking and kissing her body all over especially her boobs.

I am thinking about doing the same. Do you prefer to do this, to an young gentleman like me? Also, how did you found an prostitute without getting arrested?

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>>34771198

A virgin friend of mine asked me for money so he could do the same.
I didn't give it to him. He got into an accident and is in special needs condition for the rest of his life.

>mfw my friend will be virgin for ever, and it's my fault

>>34771274
I live in Australia, legal brothels, so it was legal.

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>>34771198
>I lost my virginity to a prostitute.

was she also a virgin

>>34771305
He can still do lots of sexual shit hypothetically.

>>34771198
How old are you?

How did she react when you told her you were a virdin?

>>34771317
I didn't want to say it.. but he is basically retarded and wheelchair bound now

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>>34771198
>be 17
>be virgin
>uncle comes to my house one night and tells me to get in the car
>we drive to a brothel
>we are introduced to the women availiable
>he wont allow me to choose the girl i like and chooses one he likes instead
>he makes me pay for it
>fuck an asian lady with my flaccid penis for 20 minutes before giving up
>first time having sex
>don't even cum
>$80 wasted

>>34771358
24
She reacted by saying it's good I paid for the hour long session then, lol

>>34771385

Your uncle sounds awful.
Is he Hunter S. Thompson?

how do you find a good one if they're illegal in your country
eurofag btw

how much did it cost you OP?

>>34772512
Go to the neighbor country where it's legal.

>>34771400
What does pussy feels like?
Origins peigis origins peigns

>>34771307
Where at anon?

was she attractive?

just reading this makes me feel sick

how ashamed are you of yourself op?

>tfw no money to fuck a prostitute

>>34772512
Go to Germany where it's legal and cheap.

>>34773004
What about holland

>>34771198
given your experience would you recommend telling her you're a virgin?

>>34771198
How much did she cost?
Do you have any pics of her?
Was she older than you or younger?
What was the first thing you did with her?
In what way did your pure virgin penis lose it's virginity?

>>34772827
Fucking pansy, why would you feel sick. Normies pay for sex everyday, just not as upfront and direct as this

>>34771198
Is she like pic related? If not, can you post a pic that looks like her?
Her being a roastie, how did it felt to fuck a loose vagina?
How did she react when you started to kiss her body?
Did she tell you any in-depth rules before the act or just let you do the job?

>>34773098
Amsterdam whores will try to scam you every time

>>34773134
depends, if you take an alpha whore she will laugh at you, if you go for the fake gf ones it's probably fine and reccomended

>>34773144
300$
no
younger (might have lied about her age tho)
she started to touch my crotch through the pants
benis in vagina

>>34773233
similar traits, but skinnier and younger
using condom didnt let me feel much, her blowing was god tier tho
normally, probably faking excitement
none

>>34773536
>>34772804

Pls answer. what was the place called anon

I never knew roo-land had legal brotherls.

What ethnicity were they generally? I hear international students get into it to cover expenses but I only hear of rumors.

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>be me
>say "fuck it's not like you actually become a wizard" and decide to try sex.
>look at local hookers, their style, what they're offering
>find one that appears suitable, explain my situation.
>she's very nice and accommodating, sets an appointment a week in advance
>she cancels two hours before
>"we can do it next week instead ,anon"
>fine
>she never gives a new time and doesn't respond to emails.
>she's still announcing her services and guys keep posing on escort reviews sites confirming she's still taking dick, just not mine.
>4 months pass
>decide to try again
>find another hooker
>she's pretty terse compared to the other one, but I figure more business-like is probably a good thing given how the previous attempt ended
>she's available, says she will see me
>aaaaaaaand she stops answering emails
>I guess I will test the wizardry theory in the field then.

Literal whores apparently don't even want my money.

>>34773943
I feel bad for you, anon.
I will try my luck with an escort in the future. I hope she won't reject me :(

>>34773943
maybe they're somehow creeped out by the way you write to them?
I don't mean that as an insult I'm just asking if it's a possibility

>>34773943
maybe you sound like a cop

>>34774150
I thought about that, but aside from the first email (where I only wrote a short paragraph introducing myself), I never wrote anything to them beside short confirmation stuff.

like she says "come at 1234 fake street apt 20 friday at 7" and I reply "ok I'll be there".

If I was that much of a creep, they would have shut me down at the beginning not during scheduling details, wouldn't they?

>>34771274
Fucking prostitutes can get you arrested in the US? What a shit country

>>34773943
Take this with a grain on salt but there was another anon months ago who fucked a prostitute and in the initial discussion they had she said that she was somewhat suspicious of him when they talked via phone because he sounded too gentle compared to her usual customers and she somewhat though about running away because it could be a serial killer or some shit.

>>34774305
I assume they found someone willing to pay more for less money

As in why would they fuck you for $100 when some guy just offered $400 to get peed on

>>34774461
I suppose virgins aren't typically return customers and losing one costs them nothing if they can give his timeslot to someone else who'll keep giving them money.

>>34771198
I couldn't care less for sex. How much would you have to pay an Ukranian qt to cuddle and watch TV with you (overnight)?

>>34774330
Yes, but as long as they keep telling themselves they are the "land of the free" and the gubbermint doesn't touch their guns (beyond the infrigements Americans are fine with) everything is ok in their minds.

>>34774553
It's not just the US. There's also the scandi-feminist model where hiring hookers is a crime, but being one is fine.

>>34774461
*pay more for less effort

fucked that up
>>34774513
this too
why see a virgin when you can see the guy who hits you up once a month

>>34771198
Was it worth it?
Do you feel better about life?

>>34771240
>Yes I did.
Did she comment on that?

How did you last an hour without cumming ?

>>34774667
not him but death gripped dick is a real thing

you jerk off for so long and a pussy is nowhere near as tight as your hand so you're stimulated just enough to stay hard but not enough to get off

>>34773536
being a prostitute is LITERALLY the female equivalent of being a male virgin, so shes got nothing to laugh about and it would be probably really satisfying to do her anyway even after she stacyly ridiculed you

>>34773536
>$300
Wew, I paid around that for a threesome here in Germany

>>34771305
What was that original accident ?

>>34774452
I can usually play normie well enough. Almost all the feedback I've received from strangers I've been forced to interact with has been positive.

But, you're right, the kind of person who normally deals with prostitutes probably does it in a way different than my turn-on-the-bateman business-congenial act.

>>34771198
Ultimately, all women are prostitutes.

>>34771198
>>34771307
Actually thinking about this. I'm in AUS too.
I've been looking in backpages for like a week now. Is it worth it? I just want to experience it.

How to cure death grip dick? Is there even a cure?

>>34776916
Buy a fleshlight or similar for practice. Not as tight as your hand but you're using the same pace so you end up somewhere in between the deathgrip unable to cum problem and no-fap premature ejaculator.

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I am a 26 year old virgin and I'm fucking scared. I don't really have a social life. I just work and get by.

I don't particularly care. I don't find any relationships or friendships fulfilling. But I still don't want to be a fucking 30+ virgin.

That's just too much. Would a hooker save me or would it make me think even less of myself?

>>34771240
So you didn't even cum when you lost your virginity? Would that even be considered loosing your virginity?

fellow late bloomer here, ex wizard.
getting a regular escort was the best thing i ever did.
my quality of life has improved incredibly knowing i can have a grill on my dick with one text.

after a few years of visits from her i gained confidence, and haggled the price with her too. eventually i started driving for her. now she makes money for me and i get frequent freebies.
i'm in negotiations to drive for a couple more fat girls now too that will work as a team.

>>34777599
it's better than nothing orgenial

>>34772512
Its legal in Spain if you're passing through

>>34777599
become an wizard the number 7 declares it my friend

>>34777772
Barcelona is great for whores, as there are multiple brothels easily accessible from the metro. It's a bit more expensive than Germany, but great if you like thicc South American girls

>>34771198
>I lost my virginity to a prostitute.
Hey so did I, anon.

Are you planning on seeing any other girls anytime soon or did you go just this once to lose your virginity

>>34777693
do they call you dady?

I just cant go through with a hooker.

I want to have sex with someone I care about for my first time. The whole business like nature of the industry and the thought of cumming into a hole that has had 1000 dicks inside turns me off in the head.

That and Im insecure about my appearance. Im slightly on the chubby side (though Ive been losing weight from cutting calories) and have somewhat crooked teeth so I dont approach anyone.

On top of that, jacking off seems to be enough for me

>>34771258
Fake Story.
Probably still a Virgin.

>>34771198
did you have any problems getting it up? I'm scared, i watch quite alot of porn and i've heard that creates erectile dysfunction

>>34778201
kek one of the fat girls does.

>>34779578
so tell me how the hell one goes from wizard to pimp

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I didn't lose it to a prostitute, but after a few failed relationsshit attempts i eventually got a gfe and thought to myself
>This is awesome, why didn't i do this sooner

Imagine actually spending time naked with a girl who is there just to make you feel good. It's a great experience. I recommend it to everyone.

I did this in japan btw. awesome qt who washed my balls before we got started.

Yes it was expensive, but good things cost.

Too bad i couldn't take her to fucking dinner.

>>34778670
Yes it happens every time im with an unattractive fat fuck. Just stay away from fatties, and stay away from porn 2 weeks before having sex.

Never drink alcohol before having sex (this is the hard part)

>>34771274

I used to use backpage. Now nightshift and the listcrawler/escort babylon sites.

Just realize your first time will suck ass. A lot of them have a fondness for "disabled" customers. Because they feel like they're doing a "holy" favor for the world by relieving the stress of this poor guy without legs.

>>34779748
>get escort
>use her frequently
>become friendly, haggle price
>she trusts me to come to her house and pick her up, pay even less in return
>her last driver is a smackhead and unreliable
>offered to be her new driver
>she accepts.
>she calls me to pick her up when she needs me.
>i wait outside in my car watching shows while she does her thing
>take her money and bring her home
I met the fatties through on a bdsm website, they live about an hour away, i'm convincing them to let me drive out there, pick them up and bring them into the city to work through the night. I told them they were going to use me for practice and they flirtingly agreed.

>>34778376

You have a flaw. You try to prejudge situations before trying them out. You're thinking about it too fucking hard.

They're literal whores. All you have to do is sit down and get your dick sucked. It's not fucking rocket science.

>>34777777
Bloc benis

>>34780139

btw, lost virginity to a blond whore MILF type at the age of 25. A 6 or 7.

>>34771385
Your uncle went from super cool to super shit in two lines dude.

>>34773943

You need to call their number and ask to see then in an hours time. Don't bother saying lots or emailing them. Just make appointment over phone for very near future. They will give you address and ask how long you want to see then for. When you get in their door give them the money once door shut and then you can explain your situation and what you want to do.

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>>34780110
you should start an escort business specialized for wizards. Just drop whores by their house like pizzas
just don't get busted for pimping

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>tfw too socially retarded even for prostitutes
I can't even talk to people on steam. FUCK

>>34780446
my nigga
sukurac

>>34780398
man i don't care who they're fucking as long as they pay, dropping them off like a pizza is exactly what i do.
and i ain't no pimp nigga i'm a driver. i drive the bitch from point a to point b, and she pays me, it's none of my bidness what she's doing in there as long as she give me 1/3 of her money.

>>34777693
Isn't that a good way to end up with some albanian taking a sledgehammer to your kneecap?