cyborg feels

>>34770768
>Unemployed
>Job market over saturated with useless fucks (myself included)
>everyday is Friday (but i have no friends or money so it's basically monday)
>Physically repulsive weak jawed lanklet a 3 at best
>Overweight according to BMI 27 to be exact
>No friends
>Crippling anxiety

>>34770810
Do you have some degree?

What's your education?

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>>34770768
You're a failed normie, not a cyborg.
A cyborg is someone who can blend in the real world but still manages to have absolutely zero social life.

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>>34771414
Aw man you're right. Failed Normies and Cyborgs both welcome in this failed thread.

>>34770768
>NEET (will go to college in autumn)
>still live with parents
>sociallize maybe once a month
>6/10 face, otherwise lanklet
>not depressed, but also not content
>usually with small group of friends at parties (which are seldom)
>khv
>181cm tall
>have never tried to get a gf

Am I a cyborg?

>>34770768

>borderline manlet
please explain

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>>34771700
>Being a "manlet" defined as being shorter than a certain height
>Be only slightly taller than that certain height

>>34771779

What height exactly?
No 4chan memes pls.

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>>34770768
>manlet
>25 years old
>make six figures
>not a virgin
>only get matches with retards and fatties
>lost virginity to a dumb fatty slut
>never had gf
>depressed
>never go out unless it's to work or to get groceries
>don't exercise
>balding
>enjoy drinking alone

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>decent looking at least 6/10
>decent social skills
>a hand full of irl friends
>manlet
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

The girl I'm in love with posted lewd pictures of herself in our friends bed on social media. I texted her that we can't be friends anymore. I feel sick to my stomach, we weren't on good terms and was hoping we can work things out. But this was the last straw.

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>if robots and chads all got along, they,d prolly gun me down by the end of this song. Seems like this whole board go against me. Every time I make a thread, I see SAGE! SAGE! SAGE! SAGE!

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>>34772203
good for you anon, fuck that dumb roastie

>>34771881
Anything under 6 feet is manlet.
5'11"-5'10" are the kings of manlets
Everyone else should consider killing themselves

>>34772140

>decent looking at 6/10-7/10
>above average height at 5'11"
>above average penis size
>OK social skills
>can talk to girls
>most people I meet IRL like me

>cannot take hints
>often called weird
>Have GAD
>never had a gf
>never held hands with a girl in a romantic way
>Autist

>>34772326
But are you an original virgin?

>>34772269
Didn't want it to end like this but it did. She was pissed and telling me how Im making her life a living hell. Honestly I'm glad if she's depressed over this. We used to hook up and she used to be so into me but now that's a distant memory.

>>34772326
>6'2
>good shape
>7/10
>7 inch peener
>no friends
>khv

Could be worse, I could have been a manlet

>>34772319

>no 4 chan memes plz
>gives a 4chan meme
Manlet cutoff is average height. If you are average height you're a borderline manlet.
Average height is 5'9" for males

>>34772345
Yes, I am a virgin.

>>34772261
MAN DooooWN
WHERE YA FROM WAGIE
FUCK WHO U KNOW WHERE YA FROM MY WAGIE
WHATCHA PAYCHECK SAY HUH MY WAGIE
THIS A NEET CITY BETTER RUN MY WAGIE

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going to dave and busters with my friends tommorow, whats it like? anyone ever been?

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>>34772393
The average male height worldwide is 5'7" actually. 5'9" in America. But you'd be a fool to believe women in [current year] would date anything below 6'.

Pic related this is how girls see manlets

>>34772450

>5'11"
>tell girls that I'm 6'
>All of them believe me

>meanwhile
>friend is 5'4"
>had sex with 5 different girls by the age of 18

Stfu please.

>>34772649
>5'4"
>having sex in high school

That's the only place where that shit will fly. In college and the real world everyone will view your """friend""" as the man child he is.

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>>34772326
This was me a few years ago. Especially the taking hints part.

Once I started asking people to be blunt with me, things started going much better. Still haven't had a gf, but at least I know when to stop chasing people.

>>34772429
Its like a Chuckie Cheese's for adults. Except without ballpits and more expensive.

Bretty fun if you like games like that, and have money to spend.