So a woman (pic related) finally gives you a chance. How do you

>>34789100
By ghosting her after she gets too clingy and jealous

What are you actually supposed to do once this happens? Does it depend mostly on the person, or do women have a semi-predictable formula to them?

tell her I'm open to foot worship and the full panoply of femdom fetishes, including some toilet stuff although I still have some hard limits Id like to talk to her about

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With my emotional instability, I'd find a way.

>>34789100
Being flaky and non commital

>>34789100
By trying to fuck ASAP cause I lack the social skills to actually give a fuck about her past some ass, seems to be my track record lately

oh i mention shoving my gigantic thumbs inside of her ears

>>34789100
WATCH ME WORK BOYS

>>34789100
By not being Chad, that's how I fuck it up

Be awkward and avoid romantic things
because I'm gay...

>>34789163
This RIGHT HERE

Its a lack of confidence that actually leads you to attempt it quickly

>>34789100
"Did you know that on average each year 50 people die while snowboarding. You can go do it but I am not stupid enough to risk my life on a mediocre task that doesn't really benefit me in any single way"

>>34789184
Lol

>>34789100
I start nervously rambling about bird migration and its relation to my mental solitude

>>34789100
she's snowboarding dumbfuck

>finally gives you a chance
Yeah no, who the fuck would want to date someone who gives you a "chance" after a long time too.
So degrading. This is how women think tho, theyre ALWAYS full of themselves, super selfcentered.

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>>34789100
Probably get super clingy and she gets annoyed with me and how desperate I seem to be. I get old for her and thus uninteresting, and she's out.

i could never trust a woman that attractive, because i am no where near her level.

>>34789195
any advice for that? My confidence was somewhat shot when a former friend took my ex back in my early years of college, after that I started seeing women as something to fuck and nothing else

>>34789217
how can you tell? everything looks pretty neutral to me

>>34789100
impress her with my coding knowledge

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>>34789100
By going full autismo and not being able to speak to here.

>>34789200
kek. pretty sure I'd die trying to go down the mountain with her

sluts just get bored and leave when you pay attention to them so i'd ignore until i get dumped

>>34789100
simply, with my dick

>>34789266
That is what differentiates us geniuses with people like you.

>>34789100
If it was through text, never reply and delete contact
It it was in person, immediately cut eye contact and gtfo

>>34789239
nothing more erotic than a good sorting algorithm

>>34789100
By getting intoxicated and crying about not being chad.

>>34789231
That is part of being young, and that is also a result of you feeling inferior

You need to get your confidence back because moving to quickly shows that you don't actually know how to seduce women, some times you can fuck them right away like at a party, good friend (female) who is on a rebound, or just some cunt looking to cheat on her bf (this falls in the former category party etc)

Seduction is the art form, and patience because it demonstrates you aren't pedestalizing them, you couldn't care either way, they like that

Women are also subtle so you have to create tension, you have to make them feel that sexual tension and connect with you..

Do you know what I am saying?

Besides they get hit on everyday by betas.. asses the situation and always act with subtly and wait.. you'll know when you should escalate because you'll be able to read them by this point if you can seduce them.. you can read them.

>>34789100
Start feeling like she hates me. Start avoiding her

>>34789301
fuck off sheldumb

>>34789100
by getting too anxious to be around her and actively avoid her because of it

>>34789100
ignoring her advances
redirecting her to someone else
getting angry if she's too whorish with her advances

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>>34789216
>I start nervously rambling about bird migration and its relation to my mental solitude

>>34789100
Beeing myself.

I convince myself I'm imagining her clear and obvious signals.

>once in a car with a qt
>sitting next to each other listening to music and talking
>say some cheesy shit
>she smiles and offers me a piece of gum
>"my new lip gloss feels so tingly on my lips."
>take the lipgloss from her and say "let me see"
>PROCEED TO APPLY LIPGLOSS TO MYSELF AND AGREE WITH HER
>she laughs awkwardly and puts it away
>don't realize what an absolute idiot I was until driving home and replaying the night in my head

I wish this wasn't a true story.

>>34789355
Pollination and the yellow stripes would suck, but the wings might be worth it.

>>34789373
holy shit that's beautiful. couldn't have been less elegant myself

>>34789100
By being boring

>>34789124
Think of friendship with the right to fuck and cuddle her.

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>Finally have a chance to get it in
>start to go at it
>we don't have condoms
>say fuck it and do everything else instead
>eat her pussy
>suck and bite on her nips
>dry humping
>lick and suck her toes
>feel like im doing a good job
>shes saying my name
>shes scratching the wall and pulling my hair
>doing three things at once
>feel like shes enjoying this
>she tells me to stop in a heavily sexual moan
>i keep going
>her moans turn into crying after a while
>maybe i should stop
>i get off and shes just crying
>doesnt say anything else and hops in her bed sobbing
>i leave with my liquor
>asked her if she came the next morning

Did I rape her?

>>34789572
Ehh yeah sort of man

You gotta stop if a girl is crying dude

Wtf is wrong you motherfuckers lol, you monster.

>>34789572
yeah. is she still talking to you? the fact that she was crying probably caused the fucking insane response.

>>34789100

Ill fuck it up by being not as attractive as the chads she will meet in almost any public place.

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>>34789100
By investing too much into her and holding her past relationships over her head. This creates constant anxiety and eventual resentment as I constantly expect to be treated better than her ex, so as to one-up him and justify me getting "sloppy seconds."

>>34789100
I tell her to support my NEET lifestyle.

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>>34789373

FUCKING APEX GUFFAW

Thank you anon, you made my night with that greentext

>>34789100
>Gril clearly likes me
>Touching me all the time, doesn't do it with the other guys in study group
>One-on-one study sessions I never talk anything but business at
>Comes to study group despite being sick
>"I took three times as long to get here as usual because I had to rest all the time anon"
>Igotthis.jpeg
>Offer to help her home
>She says she's alright
>Offer again two minutes later
>Proceed to repeat this about 5 times over the course of an hour
She never talked to me again.
Maybe I should have asked her out for a coffee before sperging out at the thought of physically getting into her bedroom.

>>34789572
Probably.
Shouldn't have left dude. If you had tried to console her afterwards, you could've had a chance of playing it off as an honest mistake.

>>34789373
10/10 story.
You should do an open mic night and just tell that.

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>>34789619
No shes not responding despite my sincerest apologies.

As soon as I noticed she was crying is when I stopped. I kept going because because she was writhing in pleasure and moaning and giggling when she said stop. I thought it was something she wanted herself to hear to make it better. I just hope I dont get reported

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>>34789100

By falling for it.

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>>34789100
FUCK

A skier or snowboarder girl is literally my dream partner, I'm sure I'd fuck it up by just being too awkward and shy.

>>34789788
I think you'll be fine. Saying stop in the middle is kind of a weird line, and the fact that you stopped asap when she started crying is probably good. In hindsight,
>>34789749
is good advice though

>>34789100
call he a bitch

when i tell her im only 5'11.25" and only have a 6.2 inch dick making only 80k/yr

>>34789100
how do people with such perfect phenotypes exist

>>34789851
girls are like rollercoasters, the ones everyone wants to ride have height minimums

>>34789100
by ignoring her because I don't really want a relationship

I sometimes might feel like I do but I don't REALLY want one and my subconscious had the grace to let me be aware of that fact instead feeling the need to mislead me away from that and a few other vital facts by making me endlessly waste time and question why the hell I would ignore her

>>34789100
I cum in 10 seconds top

>>34789100
Chad's taking the picture, look at the reflection in her snow goggles

quit getting r9k thinking this can ever happen to them

>>34789902
idk. I used to have a crush on one girl and I've been much happier sense I gave it up, but I'd still want a relationship if it came my way

>>34789894

Girls are like roller coasters, if poorly maintained it can cost the business millions.

>>34789938
Could be a female friend

>>34789100
I would probably come on too strong, or become obsessive

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>>34789957
you know it's not a female friend

>>34789973
keep your hopes up, maybe she's a lesbian

>>34789100
>muh I'm so sporty
>better put on five layers of make up so sporty Chads will recognize me
You posted the mountain equivalent of a "gamer gurl", trust me I'm Austrian.

>>34789100
Start talking about work and other routine shit, bore her to death.

>>34790124
The point of the image was not that she's outdoorsy anon

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>>34789100
>she will never be yours

Why even live

>>34789100
By beeing myself

muted unoriginal blah blah fuck off

If a girl agrees to "give you a chance" you are already fighting a lost cause.

No woman who wants will need to give you a chance, she'll just be attracted.

I don't.

I'm reasonable funny and smart, make decent money, enjoy travel and culture, can cook, likes beach/ski/parties et cetera.

I just freeze up around women I'm attracted to and can't talk to them. They won't give the silent trembling guy in the corner "a chance". I fuck up before it even begun.

Sure, she might leave me because my dick is too small, the sex is bad, I'm "too boring" or whatever. I don't consider that fucking up, it's just her changing her opinion.

Or so I imagine. I'm a cyborg wizard. Come at me and tell me delusional I am

>>34789100
i say hi

nice dubs btw

>>34790497
thanks, made them myself

>>34790124
>no pintech bindings
>no mountaineering helmet
>unironically uses pole straps
>insulated jacket instead of 3+ layers
>didn't hit the trailhead at 5 am without showering
>what's an avy beacon
>do you even slope cut

2/10 would not take ski touring

>>34789100
By calling her a pleb for being a snowboarder

>>34789100
i fuck it up by being myself

>get her to the nearest place that's a bit hidden by saying I need to go pee
>say this place looks nice
>she says nothing and looks at me with a weird look
>I start taking off my clothes and forcing myself on her
>I put my hand in her pants and feel her ass
>she asks what am I doing but I just mumble to myself
>she slaps me and kicks my balls
>runs away
>I jerk off to fantasizing about that moment and how her ass felt for the next few years

>>34789572
She cries, and your answer is to leave. After grabbing your booze. what do you think? You're an actual sociopath.

as soon as she starts spending too much time with me she will realize how little i have to talk about unless im given preparation time before hanging out and only hanging out for an hour or two

>>34789219
and you men think your entitled to our attention or body. who's the self-centered pig now?

>>34789100
Not white and or skinny enough / 10

My hands are cleansed

>>34789100

By ignoring her advances and acting like a platonic friend.

Your OP says she's giving me a chance, but this never implied that I had any feelings for her to begin with.

>>34789100
By not being good at skiing despite having lived all my life in a country where people ski a lot.

By having a small penis.

I have no money or job so she'd, leave straight away

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>tfw going on a uni ski trip for a week with a thousand other students mostly female
>tfw kissless virgin

it's finally gonna happen.
i think....

>>34789100
>So a woman (pic related) finally gives you a chance.
She wouldn't.

>>34789200
Every single one of those deaths happens outside of designated runs, where the ski patrol is not required to come to your aid.
Not to mention everybody wears a helmet these days so your chances of going full Sonny Bono are effectively zero.
Snowboarding really isn't difficult once you figure out how to stay up. Stick to green and blue runs and you'll never even come close to hurting yourself.

I wish I could meet a qt while snowboarding. It's one of the few things I'm actually good at.

>>34791585

You are because you expect people to be grateful for your attention.

>>34791699
wishful thinking, anon

my only advice to you is to just try being yourself for once

>>34791755
they SHOULD be grateful for our attention because without it they agglomerate on online forums constantly whining about how they don't need us while their dicks are dry, or commit suicide. Men are PATHETIC and are nothing without the self-esteem boosts they get from womens attention, but even that can be crushed easily in a second.

>>34791792
Shit like this makes me really wish that "Men on Strike" infographic would come to life.

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>>34791771
huh thanks anon

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>>34789100
That sort of happened. Not with pic related, though.
I just fucked it up by pussying out of every opportunity to talk to her. I kept planning and meaning to say stuff but ran out of time every bloody time. Eventually I just seem to start avoiding her. Weeks go by, then a couple months and there's no hope.

Now I get to wallow in constant regret. I know exactly what I should have done. But I didn't do it. Literally had dozens of opportunities. Fucking kill me.

Don't know what she saw in me.

>>34789100
by opening my mouth and speaking.

for some reason as soon as i speak people seem repulsed by me.

i don't know what it is. i think i must be retarded and just can't seem to figure it out properly.

i look normal. i might even look a bit chad-ish at 6"3' with decent features...

people always come up to me, smile, shake my head and just look really pleased to meet me or be introduced to me... but as soon as i speak more than a few words, maybe even as soon as i speak my name "hi, i'm anon, nice to meet you" it's like their whole face loses its luster and they look at me in disgust, like they really wish they hadn't just met me...

wish i could figure out what the fuck is wrong with me...

so fucking depressed

doubt myself constantly and wonder wether or not shes just playing with me, therefore ending up never really taking action and see her end up with someone else

>>34792394
>>34792407
>>34792440
pls be joking anon

>>34792464
No it's realy sad i don't know how to do it
I check V in the spoiler box

>>34789100
show no interest in her, treat her like a friend etc.

>>34792518
etumnu<
reeeeeEEEEEEE

>>34792518
did you buy the gold pass?

>>34789100
"So.. D-do you like big black dicks?"

By being uninteresting and not looking good as the guys she use to fuck?

>>34789100
I have an unexcitable personality, commonly referred to as being square. I can't have fun like normies have fun, and I'm a bad actor. I stand out in any party setting by looking bored and uncomfortable. She would want a more exciting man and would break up with me soon.

>>34789100
>tfw wasn't in the alps for almost 4 years
>tfw wasn't on my skis for almost 4 years
The first thing i'll do after college is go on a nice ski holiday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zODzdJpfATc

>>34789100
By being me, she realizes that I'm kind of asocial and she just leaves me.

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If she knew who I am and still gave me a chance I might not even fuck it up at all.

>>34789100

doesn't matter, i've already won desu. im playing a different game,

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>>34789100

Knowing me I'd get too "clingy" because I'm too fucking nice and kind. Even though I know not to do this, it's just in my nature to kind and polite all the time. I was horrible bullied as a kid, it made me really empathetic and compassionate.

I'd be too sweet and romantic. But I'll try to counter this with my raging misogyny which would probably piss her off at one point when I don't fall for her female manipulative bullshit.

I'd do anything for a QT Rachel Cook GF though.

>>34789100
By being exceedingly uninteresting and unable to keep a conversation due to autism. My height and physical repulsiveness just icing on the cake.

I would just run for my life. It wouldn't count as a fuck up, you see, because a woman who gives me a chance probably has serious mental problems. She is most likely would trap me in her house by cutting off my legs and arms. Not fun.
No really, i would just tell her i like furry porn.

>>34792782
Perfect opening line in any situation