Normie's confession.

>>34791461
You were with me*
Just reread what I've written.
Sorry for the mess. Phoneposting

>>34791461
We'll be here for you if or when she breaks your heart, anon.

>>34791461
And in the last para I meant "robot" as a part of this group. Not in the bad sense.

>>34791461
If that is her, she doesn't look all that cute.

But hey, whatever makes you happy.

>>34791509
Found her in one of the threads on /fit/

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>>34791461
nice blogpost. didn't read any of it.

>>34791509
>she doesn't look all that cute
...How fucking high are your standards? Fucking Christ.

>>34791524
Married guy here. Not saying she's a trap, but I wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be one.

>>34791461
>-Can you imagine, Anon? That there are people out there that don't have a beloved ones...
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I can't have relationships. I destroy people and isolate myself. Fuck you. Can you imagine being like me? There are people out there that want love more than anything but they'll never have it. I hope you fucking die.

>>34791524
Don't know about where you live, but where I'm from she's 3/10 TOPS in the face department. With a good body she can be a 4.5. Maybe.

>>34791558
I wouldn't go that low. Presuming 5 is average, she's a 4 in the face. With the right body, she might be a 5.

>>34791572
Yeah, I guess you're right. Even a 6/10 with a bangin' body. Still 3/10 in the face, though.

>Can you imagine, Anon? That there are people out there that don't have a beloved ones
how rude desu~

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>>34791461
>And that moment the feels kicked in of how I fapped to trap porn with you, guys

>>34791572
>>34791558

She literally has no makeup on and has messy hair, she could def reach a good 7 if she worked on some things and depending on body.

>>34791601
It's not gay if the penis is feminine, desu ^_^

>>34791588
>>34791572
>>34791558
Not OP. But this is why you guys will never have a relationship.
You're autistics fucks the who legitimately think on a scale of 1-10 and have your set standards.
Real life ain't like that you fucking losers.
Ahahaha

>>34791637
>Not OP. But this is why you guys will never have a relationship.
I'm the middle guy you responded to. I'm married.

>>34791643
I feel sorry for your wife.

>>34791643
>married
>/r9k/
:,)

>>34791654
Why? Because I don't find OP's pic to be attractive?

>>34791461
At this point I can only congratulate you, OP. You have a gf now, you fit the standard of morality. Remember to respect but not pander your girl. Have fun, live your life with her as part of it and heck maybe marry her. Don't let this chance slip for I for sure do not know if it is better to not be loved at all contrary to being loved and dumped. Keep fighting the good fight.

>>34791617
>It's not gay if the penis is feminine, desu ^_^
Anon there is no woman in any part of what you were fapping to. A man jerking off to another man is, by definition, a homosexual act. Jerking it to other men with other men is going quantum gay.

>^_^
So it's death you want then.

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>>34791461
>after watching a film on my laptop at the park
That's more bizarre to me than the whole getting gf part.
Why at the park?

Also have fun with her anon, and gtfo

>>34791461
>watching a film at the park
Stop right there... nigga wtf

>>34791461
Godspeed OP.
As much as I doubt she'll be decent I can only hope she is for your sake.
A small confession of my own, I dated an asian girl who was absolutely insane for a few weeks because of how this place made me fear being a virgin. I may not be a virgin but it was a worthless relationship. I'm no closer to intimacy and I'm essentially back where I started. Take warning robots, sex is only a part of what makes a relationship good.

I'll stop being a faggot and just say it again. Congratulations OP.