Barbara Palvin appreciation thread

No, she's too attractive.

Hungarifag here
You do realize she is a stacy whore, right?

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>>34791575
Fuck off she is the love of my life.

>>34791575
She doesn't look like a Stacey. I consider Staceys to be "hot" whereas Babs is less hot and more "cute"

But I don't know. Am I the only one has autistic categories for different types of attractive grils

>>34791575
She's pretty average in Hungary, isn't she. There are girls like her everywhere.

>>34791629
By American standards she is at least 8/10 easily desu

>>34791657
She would be at least a 9 or even a 10 in America

>>34791629
She is alright, cute even, but if you were to read any "news" on her, you'd burst that bubble

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>>34791775
What, like her getting fucked by justin beiber, being a golddigger and a coalburner?

OP is the delusional one.

>>34791368
Jesus Christ...

You're such a wreck, dude...

Your behavior is exactly like that of an 11 year old girl

Have you EVER behaved like an adult male ?

No ?....

Yeah, I didn't think so....

Wow

You creep me out

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>>34791833
>this autism
mate please calm down

Fact : she's not really all that hot

She's not ugly

But she's NOT particularly hot

She reminds me of a piece of semi used toilet paper

Other people have already wiped with her

But there's still enough clean area left for ME to wipe the encrusted feces from my anus directly onto her

And flush her down the god damn toilet

Where she belongs

Boring

I've fucked SO MANY hot teenagers before

And she barely skims the surface

>>34791871
Stfu, Fatboy

You're a fucking sexual amoeba
Your desires mean nothing to anyone

No one lets you ejaculate in them, on them, or near them

Shut it, parasite....

It's not surprising that you sexless slugs would fixates on a piece of crap like her AND toss the word 'autism' around (without understanding what it actually means)

You guys fail at everything...

That much is obvious....

Is it INTENTIONAL ?....

It would truly appear that you go out of your way to fail

>>34791952
GTFO of this board you double-spacing ledditing retarded piece of trash
For the record she is shit-tier tho

>>34791875
Not OP but she is quite pretty.

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Dr. Freelove, Dr. Freelove, set us free. We want super-powered loverment: for our own body!

The '60s got FREE LOVE wrong. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. Sure, sex got crazier---crazy good. BUT ALSO: crazy bad. The good crazy: a more morally acceptable, freer and funner environment of sexual experimentation had been established. The bad crazy: an unfortunate legacy that's been littered with STDs and underprepared parents here and burned out brains and broken hearts there. Oops, with a capital O-shit. That "FREE" LOVE was, and still is, w____a____y overpriced. FREE RECKLESS HELL, maybe, but there never was any actual FREE LOVE. Not really.

But that was then and this is now, and this gen's most merciful, most forgiving, most right-on, real FREE LOVE has finally arrived: Neptune Sex, Telepathic Mind Sex, Multiple Smartners and Sexual Soulmates, all with the super-superb mandate of hundreds and thousands of sexual fantasy maxed Big Os, all exquisitely fulfilled, and all with: 0, ZERO, 000.000 repercussions.

This time, let's get liberated with A TRUE SEXUAL REVOLUTION, shall we. The fucking fucked fuck stops here. Freedom for the freaks. Freedom for the freaks. Freedom for The Freaks!

If you want to join my revolution sassypants then hit me up on Facebook faggots

Facebook dot com slash johnny.neptune.94

Msg me the most wretched degenerate perverted pornography you can find !

NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN !

The most depraved post gets an autographed nude of my daughter !
(direct all fan art to her LOL @ kaitlin.neptune)

Get to it faggots

Dont fail big daddy

FREEDOM FOR THE FREAKS PEDOPHILES AND WHORES

>>34791968
Thankyou

Thank you for allowing me to get under your skin so badly

I am the litmus test between mice and men

And you just failed miserably on that part

However you are correct about the female in the photograph being a piece of crap

The only difference is I'm heading sexual and I say she's a piece of crap and you?... Let's just leave it at that

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>>34792327
>im heading sexual
A phone poster and a namefag plus a giant creepy pervert. Jesus christ dude. Go sleep it off.

>>34792327
>litmus test between mice and men
You do understand that "mice and men" has nothing to do with masculinity, and more to highlight how insignificant you are in the larger scheme of life, right?

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Okay, so now that we've witnessed this incredible showcase of autism, let us go back to posting Babs, /r9k/'s #1 waifu.

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>>34792378
Lol @ you being on an obsolete computer

REALLY ?...

Lol hahahaha

So your mommy bought you that piece of shit PC, but that was two years ago

It became obsolete six months after purchasing it... Awwwwww...

All PC's are obsolete within six months

Not that it matters. You're never going to accomplish anything WITH or WITHOUT it.

You are a powerless little midget

Always have been

Always will be
_______________
>>34792408
RE: MICE and MEN

Who said I was talking about masculinity?

... not that you have any

RE: the scheme of Life

Since I've fucked over 575+ women, have several children, was ZZ TOPs art director at Warner Bros. Records, and I'm married to a genius (who by the way just called you a faggot), I'd say that you are terrible at determining such things

You're a sexless pile of lard

Pi: my wife

>>34792613
>strawman argument
Good job, John.

>>34792597
Naaaahhhhhhh

I don't remember giving you permission to continue with this ridiculous homosexual thread

I don't like makeup and thus think she looks stupid. Do not want.

>>34792597
Just start posting Cara, too. They'll come around.

>>34792613
>the best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry
You're as insignificant as any sexless pile of lard, according to your "litmus test".

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>>34792378
Tell the rest of the imaginary friends what it's like to wake up completely ALONE, every single morning in that musty, stale, stinky bed of yours

Lonely child

Pic: my wife

Where's your wife's pic?

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>>34792633
I like Babs. Cara is so 2016.

>>34792662
>filename airbrush
Using those zztop skills, eh Johnny?

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seriously when are android qt gfs coming? I really need a qt sassy goofy babs android gf.

>>34792744
Post more babs
And give me a rundown
Who is this creature?

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>>34792778
My waifu, a toppest qt model and aspiring actress.

>>34792778
>agent goes to hungary
>sees good-looking girl
>takes pics of her
>promises her a modelling contract if she sucks his dick and comes to america
>she does and they go to america
>she becomes mid-level model
>does sports illustrated shoot
>fucks justin beiber soon after
>fame rises and she gets bigger modelling contracts
>shills decide to go for the beta audience and start posting her on 4chan-esque locations

>>34792820
She's divine. Are there alot of pic/vids out there? Anything lewd?

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>>34792830
This is one of two most lewd photo of her in existence.

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This is the other one. Perfect titties.

>>34792829
>Terry Richardson works in mysterious ways

>>34792846
>>34792854
Well golly anon thanks for delivery

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>>34792854
she's relatively flat and, in any case, pretty unround. They are the epitome of average.

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>>34792890
They're on Babs though.

>>34792890
Hot celebs/models/actresses rarely have decent tits.

But with the modern trend of everyone doing nude scenes, that should start to change. Actresses won't find work unless their breasts are immaculate.

>>34792890
Who is THIS girl? Inquiring minds want to know

>>34793016
Hey Johnny what's your phone number again I think I deleted it

>>34792890
watching you critique women's breasts is like watching a 3 year old child critique Tesla's work

Its disgusting for starters

And the point is so moot that I can't believe I even mentioned it

Your never going to actually touch a pair of breasts in your life if you continue heading in this direction

Your like a pile of dog shit that critiques the work of Vincent van Gogh

My wife says you remind her of a park forest ranger who is preparing a contingency plan in case the Unicorn population gets out of control

Your sexuality is Mythological, at best

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>/r9k/
>roast appreciation
GET THE FUCK OUTTTTT

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>>34793076
Huh? /r9k/ is known for loving the most qt waifus.. Kristen, Barbara, Lavren... It's the place of waifuism and my home ground.

>>34793050
>the point is so moot that I can't believe I even mentioned it
And yet you go on and on about it. You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma covered in shit.
>moot
What does Mr Poole have to do with your unhinged ramblings?
>your like
>your
Golly Johnny.

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47O-217-2O16
And yes, you can hit *67 to make your caller ID private

>>34793173
Tanks Johnny ttysoon

>>34791368
As a typical robot I don't feel any of the usual stacy-hate towards her. This woman is just so absurdly good looking and beyond anything I'd even dare to interact with in real life.

>>34793318
You DONT hate any women

Stacey is in imaginary concept that people like you came up with two distract from the fact that you actually hate yourselves

You hate your fear and inability to conquer your own fear

VAPE ?

TRY HEISENBERG 'THE BLUE'

Or better yet in the tides up most delicious e liquid on earth

KAIS VIRGIN VAPOR CELESTIAL HONEYDEW MELON

TRUST ME

http://www.virginvapor.com/products/organic-celestial-honeydew-e-liquid

>>34793457
I admit that this is actually very accurate. But that's one of the reasons many of us here are hating on good-looking, rich, successful and seemingly happy people.

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>>34793477
Who the fuck was talking about vaping? Quit shilling.

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>>34792846
>>34792854
fucking amateurs these days i swear to god

>>34793562
Thankyou for acknowledging the transparent truth

( I never give people grief about anything that I haven't already dealt with and conquered myself, so it's important to remember that I'm not against you I'm actually here to help you, or 'them', or whoever)

Okay.... Now.....

It's Human Nature to behave in this way... It's actually a form of Survival Instinct...

Inherently this particular Form Of Survival Instinct is Self Defeatist

That's unfortunate.
It is a vicious cycle. A catch-22

The more you try to deny the truth and project the blame, the 'real' problem onto the wrong person ( anybody other than ourselves ) the more unlikely it becomes that we will ever find resolution

It's like a hungry child who angrily insists that he hates food because he's worried about being embarrassed over his hunger. of course, if he hates food, nobody's ever going to give a fuck if he eats or not

Self defeat has an inherent snowball effect

However... Success and self-confidence also have a Snowball Effect

Of course everybody reading this words already knows what I'm going to say because all of us already have this information inside of us

So I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know

Here we go.... I'm going to drill this in your heads one more time :

Step 1: stop living in denial and simply look in the mirror and tell yourself you are going to change your behavior and stop blaming other people for your self-imposed problems

Step 2: you are having this moment of self actualization looking in the mirror, admit to yourself that you are smart enough to realize you have been 'playing dumb'. you've been tricking yourself into believing that you are too stupid to admit the truth to yourself hey... I see that you have been the only one who believed the lies that you have been telling yourself.

Step 3: after thoroughly chastising yourself, (which you deserved) it is now time to remind yourself what a good person you are. You're not a bad man.

Cont.

>>34793562
Stop replying to mentally ill sinister old men, you dimwit.

>orbiting roasties

fuck off with this thread

You have realized that you are a good man this entire time. This is one of the reasons women. You blame them noticing the good man inside of you.

In all actuality you should be blaming yourself for not correctly presenting the good man to them

It's not a guaranteed 100% success rate ratio that you are going to be dealing with.. You're going to have to learn patience and a realistic perspective on life if you wants to maintain self-confidence and happiness throughout your journey and search for Unity with a woman who truly loves you

In fact... My analogy would be my art business. I always realized that my job was to come up with ideas, but that's only part of the story... My actual job is to embrace having 99% of my ideas 'shot down', and to persevere because the 1 % of ideas that gets accepted is all that matters

It's simple salesmanship... a salesman does NOT allow the 'lack of a sale' to prevent him or her from persevering, and continue marching forward towards the next sale.

If they allow the simple mathematics of life to defeat them then they are not a Salesman at all. They are unrealistic, self-defeatist cowards.

The best salesman on Earth realize that if you don't make the sale it was never meant to be made in the first place.. You don't determine your track record on something that wasn't meant to be in the first place

We have all heard the Axiom there are 'millions of fish in the ocean'

You know how axioms come to be? They are based on truth

You are better off believing in Old Axiom then you are in believing in the new trendy catch phrases and it's still your concept that have been created in this bullshit website

'millions of fish in the ocean' is much more helpful and REALISTIC than 'Stacy and Chad'.. Trust me on that one

TO BE CONTINUED

>>34794032
Hey faggot

Yeah.... YOU....

This 'mentally ill old man' has a documented Wechsler Scale Score that makes YOUR IQ resemble that of dog feces

Not to mention, I'm MARRIED

Not to mention my wife helps me fuck other chicks

And I MANIPULATED ALL OF THIS FOR MYSELF

It wasn't a 'fluke'....

I used to be a loser like you

NOW : exactly what 'expertise' do you have to bring to the table, Sassypants?

Perhaps it's time you realize that the power little boy behind computer has no authority to control the pain of others no matter how hard you try to prevent them from because you realize you are incapable of making progress

Q: how did it feel to get bitchslapped so badly by the 'mentally ill old man' ?

>>34794032

Perhaps it's time you realize that the powerless* little boy behind the obsolete computer has no authority or ability to control the behavior of others, no matter how hard he tries to prevent them from making progress, because he realizes that he is painfully incapable of making progress....

You're my bitch now

Now I'm going to use you like my public punching bag to demonstrate to the rest of the students what happens to unruly little attention deficit disorder faggots in my classroom

continuation :

One of the first things you're going to have to realize is how self defeatist one of the first things you're going to have to realize is how Self Defeatist this website has been for you

Everybody here is looking for answers although they spend 75% of their time denying it

They're not fooling anybody... You are not fooling anyone at all

You're not even capable of fooling yourself anymore that's why you are reading my words right now and desperately hoping that somehow you'll be able to let go of your ego long enough to find Resonance

Congratulations... It's already beginning to work... The fact that you are reading my words shows that you are indeed interested in making progress from your own Journey away from yourself... Your Own Worst Enemy

The reason this website is so dangerous is because everybody here refuses to admit the truth the truth that I am describing right now... 'Denial'

Because they are so busy trying to deny their own accountability, hiding behind false 'blame', they are not going to support you in your efforts to break free of this pattern

Imagine 3000 emperors with new clothes

The anonymous thing is probably the stupidest 'meme' you could have ever fallen for...

You're never going to be noticed by blending in...

Insult me all you want, but you cannot deny that MY techniques have resulted in the exact outcome that you wish you could Attain

Obviously your techniques are not working worth a crap...

Obviously it's time to try something different and I'm here to teach you the simple steps to shorten and expedite your path towards happiness

I wish that I could sit all alone in a room and fixate and fantasize about some unattainable skank like the dumbass twat in this gay thread

...That was sarcasm....

Of course you realize that this behavior is clearly indicative of sexual failure

You are allowing yourself to behave like failures

If you stood on a street corner with Billy Goat feces in your hair shouting the lyrics to the recent Justin Bieber song, you would quite simply BE ALLOWING YOURSELF to behave like 'an idiot who stands on a street corner with Billy Goat feces in his hair shouting the lyrics to the recent Justin Bieber song'

YOU: the one who is in control of your behavior

YOU : the one who is in control of your destiny

YOU : the one you are actually angry with... You are not angry with any girls at all because girls have done nothing to you whatsoever

and that was YOUR choice

You have had no interaction with them whatsoever

by Design

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AGAIN :
Obviously you already know everything I'm telling you... I'm not telling you anything you haven't already heard before, and that you don't already have deep inside of you because the truth is the truth no matter what

And when you hear the truth you know it

That's why so many you guys are so adamant about resisting the truth

When you read my words, your brain assimilate each sentence, and it's like the teeth of Gears interlocking together

What I'm trying to say is everybody knows that you know that they know that you know that they know that you are in denial

The only one who has been fooled was you

But that's over now because you are aware that you cannot continue with this childish denial anymore

It's time to embrace the good man inside of you and give yourself a chance to succeed

I'm on your side and now you're on your side as well

Today is the day that your childish bullshit came to an end

THANKS TO ME

AND

YOU

We're going to do this together

The most important step in Manning up :

Stop thinking about yourself so much God damn it

Your self-absorbed filter on the world is repugnant

Not everything is about you

You have become a master of complaining that things aren't good enough for you

You have become a master of seeing our universe revolves around you and your dissatisfaction

stop it

Its disgusting

NEXT :

Lighten up on yourself and everybody else

Learn to laugh at your own mistakes and embrace your flaws

That's what we do as human beings we make mistakes and we are riddled with imperfections

You and everybody else so lighten up on the rest of the world too

You can't live your life expecting everything to function under the unrealistic confines of some kind of 'Template' you have invented in your head...

Stop Believing in other people's Concepts

Stop building barriers around yourself that were developed in someone else's mind

LIGHTEN UP !!!!

YOU ARE A GOOD GUY

A good guy who makes lots of mistakes

A very imperfect good guy

Now :

It's very very very very important to remember that 99.9% of the worlds humans are completely worthless

Their opinions don't mean Jack Shit

If you agree with 99% of the world, then you've got a real problem on your hands...

If you disagree with them then you're doing something right

99.9% of women are going to be completely wrong for you

And the only way you're going to find the right ones is by trudging through the 99.9%

As my wife Wendy just said... "You've got to try on a lot of Pair of Shoes until you find a pair that fits perfectly"

She also says " how else are you going to know that you don't like combat boots or high tops or flip-flops until you actually worn them?"

It's important to realize that you're not really in a position to pretend that your tastes and demands are chiseled in stone

You're not looking to get married right now... You're looking for target practice

Every boxer has to start somewhere

There's no reason to be embarrassed when it's your first time climbing into the boxing ring

This newcomer status pretty much vaporizes the second time you climb into the ring

THE FABRIC OF LIFE :

It would be nice if life were a smooth even path with no bumps or surprises

Actually it wouldn't... And I'm about to explain why

Hell yes I'm older than you

And I have paid attention along every single step of this journey

It turns out that life is quite the opposite of the way you would perceive it in your idealistic phase

It turns out that the silky smooth sections of the fabric were instantly forgotten... They had no stimuli for you to actually catalog and put away for later use

It turns out that the pump rough hemline, the scratchy itchy irritating sections of the fabric are going to be the only ones you're going to remember

These are the actual moments you're going to reflect upon one day and LAUGH about because they will seem amazing in retrospect

These are the moments that actually Define you

The struggle is actually the elegant part of the fabric

Roller coasters are terrifying

Until the ride stops, at which point you realize you've never had so much fun in your life

You can waste your time trying to deny the lessons I am passing along to you today, but denial was your problem to begin with and that's one of the things we are eliminating

Okay...

So far, I've given you MILLIONS of dollars worth of excellent guidance

Now, it's 11:27 here and I'm afraid there's somebody who's more important than all of you put together

My wife

She's hungry and we are about to go do lunch....

When I'm done I will come back and continue explaining to you everything that you already know but are too afraid to admit

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thanks for bumping my thread, autismobro.

>>34791606
She's both 10/10 cute and 10/10 hot. It shouldn't be possible!

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>>34796116
It shouldn't be possible but it is, and my life went full JUST after I saw her.

>>34796116
Hungarofag here too, she's a roastie piece of shit stacey cunt.

Egy szopos kurva dogoljon meg a gecibe az osszes ilyen cseled

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>tfw no pals to post palv with
shitty saturday desu, could be playing some games on ps4 ;_;

>>34796050
>jizz tongue

hghfh