>Hey anon, I have an extra ticket for Bring Me the Horizon

N-no thanks I cant deal with loud noises

>>34816449
>cue spaghetti flying everywhere

Well surely, I'd l-love to, as long as I get anal.

>>34816526
>purple hair
>BMTH
It's pretty much guaranteed my man.

Will if hurt if I pull that nosering.

>>34816592
It would be very triggering

>>34816449
this is as close as i've ever come to a girl asking me out

t-thanks op

>>34816449
I'd rather see Neutral Milk Hotel you feel me famalam

>>34816613
I just died a little inside

>>34816595
IV U

>>34816449
Too much people and loud noise for me but thanks

>>34816449
sorry, i only listen to good music

No thanks, they got really shit after Sempiternal.

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>>34816449

>yeah o-ok
>get home
>research who the fuck BMTH is
>Go hoping to get laid later
>meet up
>go to the concert
>drop spaghetti or say something weird af
>she gives me the silent treatment
>she blocks me
>never talks to me again
>go back to being a socially retarded shut in robot cunt face dick.

>>34816449
>died hair
>nose piercing
>tattoo
>fake eyebrows
>shit degenerate music
That's just five red flags from the start. Fuck no.

>>34816449
No thanks, I don't listen to core garbage

>>34817095
>drop spaghetti or say something weird af
>she gives me the silent treatment

not realistic

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>>34816449
no, I don't really like their music

>(one day later)

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE

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>>34816613
same here, it was pretty intense

>>34816449
I-I voted for Trump. *runs away*

If you asked me this 7 years ago then I would have said yes.

Get better tastes in music or let me fuck your ass

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>>34816449
>tattoos
>nose ring
>what is up with that hair color?
Remove degenerate roasties.

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>>34818679
Mah nigguh, remove degenerates NOW.

>>34816449
I'm pretty sure she (he) is a trap right?

>>34816449
is that some gay boyband or something

pass

>>34816449
>don't you have nobody else you can go with?
>"uhh, yeah... I guess I could find somebody"
>great! have fun.
>(tfw I wish she'd say she wants to go with me)
me every time

>>34816449
Sorry, but I'm not a pleb, come back with a ticket to Merzbow and maybe I'll think about it

>>34818885

No. That's Onision's latest victim. But she does have a boys name. Billie.

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>>34816449
Nah I gotta fix my bios problems, I buy new ram and now everything is fucked up to high hell.

>>34816449
>PFFFT AHAHAHAHAHHA. BMTH? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? FUCK OFF.

>>34816874
This is sempiternal!

WillWeEverSeeTheEnd!

>>34817037
I actually liked sempiternal. Great album but nothing compared to suicide season!

>tfw I kinda like that kind of emo music
Yeah, I'd go

>Like cute girl and want to know more about her
>Get texting pretty regularly and we seem into each other
>ask her about her music interests. Catfish and the bottlemen, bmth, typical emo faggy shit
>force myself through some of the bmth stuff even though I hate screamo shit and actually try to engage in her interests
>stops talking to me eventually for not much reason

The trick is to always remain Chad and ignore their interests

>edgy robots pretending they'd reject this girl
Most "scene" girls are pretty robot-tier, awkward social rejects desu