>*sits on your luggage* What do?

fuck off you ugly bitch

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>>34816231
Why do you look like a dude..? You must be a trap.

>>34816231
>peels her eyebrows off
>pushes her off

>"if you're going to sit on my luggage, how about i sit on you?"

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>what do?

Contemplate if that's a man or woman

>>34816244
>"get off my fucking bag before I get airport security"

>>34816231
kick the shit out of that luggage, its not mine anyway

>>34816247
>>34816287
It's a woman you fucking autists.

Am I going somewhere for 10 years to need a case this size ?
Also get off you jap cunt.

>>34816231
>what the fuck are you doing? get off

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A girl leaves an assprint on your desk. What do?

>>34816244
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>>34816625
>>34816629
>cute girl sits on your luggage and smiles at you
>"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU BITCH!!!!!"
>why don't girls like me?

Ching chong nong dong fong.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY LUGGAGE YOU FUCKING NIPPON CUNT

>>34816712
>why don't girls like me?
Not once I said that ion my life
Also I only date my own race

>>34816712
>cute
There's other ways to approach me. If she sits on my fucking luggage then she most likely didn't really want to approach me but just take a fucking seat.

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>>34816712
>implying self humiliation got you more gfs than us
>implying you don't have it worse because of chads and roasties screwing your ego

>>34816712
>cute

ugly bitch with lots of make up on. too bad make up cant make her face any smaller.

>>34816231
>should i take you home along with my luggage?

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>e-excuse me please but this is my luggage, can you move somewhere else please?

>get on bluetooth call
>sit on bench
>operative fufu, is the package secure
>yes big merican white boi
>heh thats not the only secure package
>you so fanny
>alright now get off the fucking suitcase
>she gets off
>end

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>Who are you?

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get the fuck off my luggage you bitch!!!
*grabs her by the foot, swings her around and lets go and she flies into the luggage conveyor belt*
*she screams as she is ripped to shreds by the machinery*

Well it's a bright, green luggage that looks to big to be convenient or practical. So probably ponder my life choices.

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>>34816888
>luggage conveyor shreds the cargo

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>>34816770
>Also I only date my own race

>>34816712

>why don't girls like me?

Girls don't like me because after 26+ years of not being liked them, I told a bitch to get the fuck off my suitcase.

You fucking moron. Kill self.

>Get off my luggage, that's rude.

>>34816925
Want to be a nigger or nip lover go ahead, no one's stopping you

>>34816231
get off my bags before I call sevurity you dumb whore, my waifu pillow is in there

>>34816231

yo fellow singaporean senpai

>>34817265
>virgin
>cant even look girls in the eye
>literally no chance of sex in the future
>still cant overcome race complex despite circumstances
>no girl, regardless of race, will be attracted to you
>go on 4chan virgin board
>post about these unrealistic preferences

>>34816712
Because this is a totally realistic situation

>>34816752
JLH <3 I loooooool you

>>34816231
If you're not going to carry that to my car, get the fuck outta here.

>>34816712
another case of anon that can't understand humor.

>>34817574
another case of anon that can't understand bait.

>>34816650
I like your taste in anime, brother

Send out all my hellcats to destroy that Jap carrier.

>>34816231
probably panic trying to work up the courage to talk to her, and end up leaving without my stuff

Ask her if she farted on my luggage, nomatter what's the answer i would walk behind her, bend her over, tell her to fart on my dick and then i would jack off, insert my dick in her ass and as i cum tell her to pee everywhere.