HOWWW THE FUCKKK DOO II GETTT A GEEEEEE EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>34825090
>stop wearing new balances
>stop wearing baggy levi jeans
>stop not bathing
>stop sitting on your fat, greasy ass all day
>stop watching chinese cartoons
>stop eating like shit

>>34825128
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

GGEEE EFF NAAAAAOOWWWW OOOGG OGG

>>34825286
You have to work for it you sperg

>>34825696
WORK FOR WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARE YOU SAYING IF I LIFT WEIGHTS AND EAT SARDINES WOMYN WILL FALL FROM THE SKY AND BE MY GF ???

THIS VAGUE "ADVICE" MAKES NO SENSE

>>34825935
OMG JUST WASH YOUR GREASY FAT ASS AND GO OUTSIDE YOU FUCK

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>>34825963
>JUST GO OUTSIDE BRO
>JUST TALK TO GIRLS BRO
>DO A FLIP BRO

Here's an infallible, time-tested method:
>Ask a woman out
Didn't work?
>Ask another woman out
With persistence, you have your gf. That's all it is: you have to remain consistently persistent, never give up.

jus b ureself

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>>34826076
>tfw literally every girl your age in your area has turned you down
THIS ISN'T INFALLIBLE

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>>34826076
>ASK HER OUT

wtf does this mean? It's like I'm reading military jargon, it doesn't make any sense.

>"10-4 Alpha Bravo Niner Ask Her Out I repeat Ask Her Out"

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>>34826076
So you just have to hound every woman you see until one settles for you off a 30 minute interaction? Is this how the seeds of divorce are sown?

>>34826469
>So you just have to hound every woman you see until one settles for you off a 30 minute interaction?
What guy, that is great with women, have you seen do this shit? If you can't understand what he said, you should just forego the thought of ever having a girlfriend. You're hopeless. Nobody will love you. Nobody will rely on you. Nobody will give a fuck about you. Just enjoy your ramen, Chinese cartoons, and pillow. Your future doesn't look very bright.

>>34825090
Improve yourself until girls start becoming more approachable. It's the only way.

>>34825128
New balances are nice af. Maybe not the dad shoe kind but they make pretty /fa/ stuff

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>>34825090

step 1: Pick a life long goal, something difficult like becoming an astronaut or CEO, it doesn't matter if the goal is ridiculous, doesn't matter if nobody believes you, doesn't even matter whether you believe in it yourself or not, you just need a goal, any goal, that you can truly decide to dedicate your life to, then once you have your goal works towards it everyday and if you don't do it already fukken start lifting you shitty DYEL, if you weren't a couch potato you'd have a gf already so you can't expect to get a gf until you max out your newb gains, takes at least six months. Self improvement is key.

step 2: talk to lots of people in a confident way, I don't care that you're introverted, just talk to people as often as you can handle and fake confidence until you become confident. Self improvement is key.

step 3: lower your standards, Stacy won't want a loser like yourself, think of her as final boss while you're still at the noob village, you can't possibly beat her now, she just showed up to show how pathetic you are right now so much so she won't even bother crushing you under her heel, you're not even worthy of that yet. But you can get better if you apply yourself, and all roasties, yes even Stacies, can only get worse with time. Self improvement is key.

step 4: once a girl looks interested, ask her out. If she says no, tell her it is ok and NEVER TALK TO HER EVER AGAIN, this is absolutely crucial, she needs to get the message that her presence in your life is a mere accessory, and that you don't really need her at all. There are a billion roasties out there, you don't have to care about any given roastie.

step 5: Don't have a gf yet? Holy shit, go back to step 3 and try again. Have a gf already? Then raise your standards and try step 4 again, as you level up and your current roastie approaches expiration date you will want a new and better one, keep at it long enough and you'll be one of those seniors with smoking hot gfs eventually.

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>>34825128
I do none of those things. Where's my free gf?
I want a GF! I wanna, I wanna, I WANNAAA WANNA WANNNAAA!