Oh, brave robot, I have a job for you. A Stacy has made her den in the forest up the river from here and the lord can't send an extermination party because they're all off fighting the war in the North. She is stealing all of our men and there is no one we can turn to. Please robot, exterminate the Stacy and you will be rewarded handsomely.
Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting a cyborg.
>>34848771
Will no robot take up this contract and save our village?
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Geralt of rivia is one of the biggest Chads in gaming, he would just probably just fuck the stacy.
>ywn be an Inquisitor with a rugged German accent in Middle Ages Europe
>ywn travel across the HRE deathsentencing promiscuous Chads and Stacies on charges of witchcraft and daemonology
>ywn burn them at the stake before heading to the next village
Obscure feels huh, anyone else?
>>34850950
>tfw you will never be a witcher going village to village looking for monster contracts.
>tfw you will never get to fuck beautiful a sorceress
>tfw you will never get to effortlessly slaughter bandits by the dozens as they try to rob you.