How do I get a mommy gf? Does anyone here know? Anyone have

What's about brazilians and bodies like that?

>>34855786
does mommy just mean out of shape?

>>34855786
i don't know about having a mommy gf, but i would be a slave for that woman

if you have more, pls post

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>>34856593
You know exactly what it means

And no it doesn't just mean titcow

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>>34856690
Not specifically her, unfortunately, but I do have a lot of the highest of high test women

>>34855786

Man, fuck life. My brother has had several girlfriends in his life -- all of them mommy GFs. Seriously.

Ironically, he had them all when he had no job or didn't go to school. They bought him food, video games, took him places (even though he lived with our parents).

Don't know how he does it.

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>>34856800
Why don't you just ask him?

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>>34856749
fuck

well, i'll contribute a thick girl i've been friends with for about six years now. never got nudes but she always sent the sexiest pictures. if only she didn't live so far away from me...

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>>34856853
You're a good man. Keep at it.

I had a mommy gf. It's everything imagine it would be and more. Cuddling was the best part.

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>>34856943
Tell me how. How did you get this and how do I do the same?

>>34856823
Bad relationship. Lots of animosity. I would never deign to ask for his help (or seem to).

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>>34856997
That's a damn shame, maybe someday you can rebuild that bridge and we can all get mommy gfs.

>>34855786
thick thighs drive me insane

>>34856800
If you brother is anything like me he looks decent, has a smooth tongue, and makes women feel good in bed. They'll fall hard for that shit no matter what the conditions are, because apparently finding a guy who is "le smart and sexy" is what all women want.

Step 1: Be Chad or similar alpha male

Step 2: Be her daddy and fuck her raw

Step 3: There's no such thing as a mommy gf accept it

>>34856962
what's the name on this bitch, i need fap material for later

>>34858098
>no such thing

I've definitely met people who've been in relationships like that.

>>34856800
you have to be a bit of a fuck boy with a smooth tongue to get them, they mess with you cause the fuck boy aspect reminds them of a naughty child they can discipline but since they're also smooth, they can talk a woman out her panties especially 30+ women who have hit teh sexual wall of no return who want a kid and bf wrapped up in one. that's why you'll see them with these go nowhere ass niggas. He talks a mean game but that's all he has