>tfw really would like kids >realize that ship has sailed

Why do you think that? how old are you?

You could take a flight instead and get there before the ship arrives, though.

>>34855840
I know people who have kids and they are fucking miserable. The only reason they had them was to leech welfare.

I know what you're saying OP.

That said, as far as failures go, this is a pretty easy one to make the most of. Your life is technically better 'on paper' without children in every respect. If you can quell the nagging background voice telling you're a biological failure, it's actually a pretty enjoyable situation.

>>34855840
Why do you want to be tormented for 18 years, anon? Haven't you had enough?

Take solace in the fact that it's the one time in history where having kids is objectively a terrible idea, both financially and in the worldly sense. You don't want to raise kids in a post-industrial society that hasn't worked out how to manage having people that can't have jobs because there just aren't enough. Also global warming and shit like that.

You get a free pass from anyone with half a brain cell. Don't feel bad OP.

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>go through 'I want kids' phase
>knock up girlfriend
>phase ends
>realize I fucked up my life by being completely chained down to a redundant cycle

>:(

>>34855908
haha. very clever, anon

Why do you want to see your children go through the misery you're going through op?