You're walking with your qt gf outside of Draynor when this Chad comes up to you and tells you to "Stand and deliver!" your girl to him
What do you do?
1hit him, isn't he level 12 or some shit?
>>34856204
This. And then wear his cape, I always wore the plain black cape these guys dropped.
>>34855789
air strike his nigga ass
>>34855789
>tfw I died at level 3 right when i spawned and ran out of town and got ambushed by this guy bc i had no idea what i was doing
Run away from him and weep as I cut willows outside of the nearby village.
Maybe one day I'll love again.
>>34855789
>kill him
>equip his steel dagger
>walk towards falador killing every highwayman i see
>>34855789
Stand up to him only to realize that it's all a dream since I'll never have a gf.
>>34855789
Tell me about the Highwayman. Why does he wear the cape?
>tfw Runescape was the only time you had friends
>>34855789
>tfw you find out the gf you bought is a guy irl
>>34856406
This is what separated alphas from betas in runescape, the alphas always wore the black cape from highwaymen
Runescape was at it's height before the GE came into the game.