>just blasted my cum into my Fleshlight while high is there

>>34856480
Yes when you get ya boipucci blasted by a feminine penis

thanks op, now i feel like wrecking my dirty little slutsleeves and spraying my juicy globs all over the wicked tight walls of their love tunnels

>>34856480
Being high totally kills my boner. Like I can't jerk off. I'm sitting in my friend's bathroom trying to jerk it while high and then I'm like "huh... I wonder how much money she makes. Is she happy with her job? Wait where am I?"

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>>34856480
>tfw live at home so can't order fucktoy

>>34857468
What is a po box?

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OP here, I just ordered the Turbo Thrust. I intend to get blasted out of my mind and milk my dick to oblivion

>>34857415
did you try sitting in your own bathroom?

>>34856569
I will murder you, Saracen.

>>34857468
Everyone lives at home you stupid ass.

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>place acid tab in my mouth
>lube up, go balls deep in FL
>start pumping through while the come up begins
>fully kicks in
>my dick feels like billions and billions of fuck
>feels like the best thing in the universe

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>>34856480
>locked in chastity
>fuck boipussi with dildo and play with nipples
>spend all day leaking but never able to cum
>can orgasm so many times though
>feels so good and whole body feels warm, sometimes legs will even shake a little
>think the last time that I actually cummed was months ago
>dont even care

Its a good thing that I don't have a boyfriend or I would probably ride his cock constantly. Hell if I even had a gf with a strap-on i'd probably be ok with that. I don't know of any girls that would want a 118 pound girlyboy though.

>>34857415
this is why I dont get stupid high and do it. I'll take a hit and then jack it. I remember the last time I smoked a whole bowl and jacked it and ended up spacing out for like an hour just sitting on the toilet

>>34857415
Why would you even begin to think of masturbating in a friend's house? Is this your fetish?

I don't get the weed meme I've tried getting stupid high but all I feel is hungry. My thoughts are all normal. Jerking off gives a better high. 6ft 150 lbs btw